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look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

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(TW SH)

I thought of this joke about Rockstar Stan and Bill last night, so I had to draw it >:)))

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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Here’s a sketch page full of our favorite rockstar, Stanley Pines.

(TW for implied/slight SH, ED, and drug use.)

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Day 1: Body swap || B x clay

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They cant wait 😔

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Who gaf if its not summer rn

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Twins! 🩷🩵

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Old my Rageon OC: KULTURE 🥹

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Anyways

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A Little redraw i did of an old piece

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I dont think i properly introduced her, this is my sweet baby Ray :33 Shes B and Clays kid ( NOT B FROM THE SHOW BUT MY SONA 😭😭 )

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Another ugly doodle but more recent

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My babies 😿

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concept: an entirely non-incestuous, 100% platonic stan and ford end up magically appearing in a universe where stan and ford are together. while the non-incestuous ones are stuck there, the incestuous stan and ford have to come up with increasingly bizarre explanations for their obviously romantic behaviors. bonus points if this stan and ford just got together so they’re still in their honeymoon phase

regular!stan: …why do you have a queen-sized bed

incest!stan: uh. it was on sale

regular!stan: and it was cheaper than a bunk bed?

incest!stan: …they were outta bunk beds

regular!stan: why didn’t you mention that first

incest!stan:

regular!stan:

incest!stan: anyways

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Oh my gawd your Stancest art is amazingggg please draw more maybe?? I love those sketches you had of them sleeping together in a hotel bed ;A; I love this pair so much and seeing them in your pretty, unique style made my day!

thank you!! have some pastel sleepy grunks :))

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smooches thru the years