#Also fuck Jim

[dubious-illness]

been thinking abt this a lot so i'll dump it here. very self-indulgent n quite long.

I've been getting dumber, head feeling dizzy from morning to night. bruises keep appearing all over my arms and legs from the amount of times i keep on stumbling against furniture. Luckily my roomate is nice enough to look out for me, they're a little weird but still pay so much attention to me. Giving me water, helping me with the cooking, they even cover shifts for me! always having me at the top of my head, especially when i've been so drowsy lately. One day however i wake up tied to the dinner room's chair, confused about the situation i ask my roomie what's wrong, and why i've been so los in thought and so, so numb. They confess to me between laughs and chuckles that they've been spiking everything, my food, my drinks. Even some pills they'd offer me were actually to continue numbing my brain and body. "I had to, you're too stupid to be on your own. To do anything. Don't complain about me doing you a huge favour." I'm too dizzy to panic, looking at them as they hold on to the back of my hair, focing me to look up at them. I've forgotten how violent my roomie would get with me anytime i messed their food or stumbled against something, treating me like a useless canine. My breathing picks up slowly as their hand slides down from my chest, to my gut and then under my pants and undies, the digits warm against my clit. "I'll take care of you from now on.. i have to, it's my responsability. Don't think about moving and stay fucking quiet, alright?" It's not like i can scream, the corners blurring and their voice blending with the nothingness inside my head. My brain feels like mush, nice and helpless. But my body pleads and my ragged voice creates sounds so pitifull that it steals a few sadistic laughs from my roomate. "Good. Nice, still and wet like i've always thought. What a great doll i've caught." Their fingers finally slide in and pump, my state almost limp if it wasn't for the ocational move of my thighs. The bottom of my stomach fills with fear and need, the minutes passing by as if nothing matters while the slick sound of my cunt squelching around their fingers filled the dinning room. "Can't wait to move you to my bedroom, it was about time i had a new stress-free doll. Just don't scream when i start adding some pretty little bruises around your torso, 'kay? Your new job will be being my dick-sucking punching bag." It comes off as pridefull, as if there had never been any remorse in anything they did. I come loose all over their palm, my pelvis reaching forward as i twitched. "You're gonna be so much fun, roomie."

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[spirk-trek]

I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK HE REALLY WENT "aww... anyway bye!"

[kaffkanya]

you KNOW they fucked after this. like, you wouldnt want to be their quarters neighbor that day. i know it was NASTY. i just know it.

[idlesuperstar]

this speaks to me on a molecular level

[gatersgonewild]

I need Spirk Academy Era fics to be less AOS and more SNW because I need Spock and Sam in a literal brawl in the middle of campus while Jim takes bets on how fucked up Sam is gonna be when Spock is done with him. I need Spock literally telling Sam not to test him or he’ll fuck his brother and Jim is all *whispers* ‘test him test him test him test him test him-‘ not realizing Sam isn’t the only one hearing him. I need Spock going to girls night where he complains that he can’t possibly marry Jim or he’ll be brothers-in-law with Sam and Uhura is all *pats his hair* ‘…so… can I fuck your bondmate?’ And Spock sorta just shrugs like whatever it’s not like he’s gonna, and now Spock has decided he’s gonna have to kill Sam before he marries Jim. God. What a chore.

I think making it more SNW would be funny entirely for the Kirk dynamics.

[saturnniidae]

I love how Trollhunters is such an outlier in its genre in the sense that from the very beginning, when establishing the status quo, the notion is set; you can't always win someone over, you have to finish the fight. It is very often kill or be killed, and you can't bank on being able to change that.

And of course in the beginning Jim is horrified, and staunchly refuses to even kill even the troll equivalent of a rodent, and he does manage to win people over by talking, multiple times. And he defies everyone's expectations with these new allies. His ability to do this is one of his strengths and it's incredibly impressive, but in the end he learns and relents to the fact that sometimes of only way you can stop someone is to meet violence with violence and by then he wants to.

It's not just about self defense or damage control anymore, Gunmar killed his friends, and caused those still living to suffer, and indirectly forced him to give up his humanity, his future, his chance of having any semblance of a peaceful life,

(In Jim's eyes anyway. But really, from the moment he picked up that amulet, he lost his chance at normalcy. He was doomed from the beginning. He was also 15.)

And he wants him fucking dead. I don't know, but that's just so unusual for the type of character that Jim is, but it's so very human to break under something so heavy (Young Atlas and all that, I suppose), and it's almost ironic for him because at that point – again, to him, at least – he is anything but human.

[mymultifandomhell]

team hot and emo

[frecklesandpoverty]

At least someone finally told Jim that sometimes, he just needs to shut the fuck up.

[notthetraveler]

Forever devastated by Lister, who only ever wanted to be a dad, having had to give up all three of his children for their own good

[us-the-batfam-blog]

Jim gordon 6 years after death in the family

Jim: robin is huge now I remember when the kid was half my height and didn't even use the weird whacky stick. whatever happened those few months he was benched?

batman: robin died.

Jim: no you said and I quote "robin is dead for all intents and purposes" and he was fine?

batman: oh fuck I never told you

Jim: batman... friend. we've known each other for 15 years, what do you mean robin died.

batman: robin died in Ethiopia, fighting the joker. he blew up!

Jim: WHEN?????

Batman: IN THOSE FEW MONTHS

Jim: your pulling my leg!

Batman: no Robin died, and new robin took his place

Jim: WAIT, your telling me.. there was 2 robins?

batman: robin 2 died, robin 3 has been on patrol for 6 years.

Jim: I can't believe this.

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[kaffkanya]

god i love tos as much as the next guy but there are episodes that are so hard to watch cause of the misogyny and crazy cultural appropriation. and you can use "oh it was the 60s" as an excuse for only so long

[flaphack]

trollhunters is honestly such a funny show to me bc if i woke up and my number 1 enemy and I had a enemies to reluctant ally to friends to stepfather arc i would be so fucking mad . and that fr happened to my buddy jim lake jr

[edscuntyeyeshadow]

i’m too bisexual for this shit

[dustykneed]

one moment theyre arguing on the bridge the next theyre necking in a turbolift (bickering is their foreplay.) also mckirk is peak "i married my best friend" energy

also i LOVE the idea of bones being inexplicably more flustered than spock over kissing the vulcan way,, theyre both terrible terrible tsunderes but jim thinks its so funny that they play it up sometimes when hes feeling down just to see him laugh

[yuripira4e]

I love the trope of “kid without a mother/father figure discovers magical world and gains 4 of them”