#( &.text//harper )

[journalofsolitude]

Morgan Harper Nichols’ ‘Let July be July’

[thehobbitchronicles]

— Morgan Harper Nichols

[bruciemilf]

Jason ranting about Bruce for the 10th time today: Gosh, he's just the worst.

Roy: Uh huh. Yea. Hey, Ollie? When is Beyoncé's birthday?

Oliver: September 4, 1981, Houston Texas. 10:30 PM. It was on a Saturday. Her nurses' name was Susan.

Roy: When's MY birthday?

Oliver: How the fuck should I know?

Jason:

Roy: Go on.

[percythejedi]

i'm sorry about the cass one LMAO I swear I love her

[incorrectbatfam]

Harper: How do you think you did?

Stephanie: On what?

Harper: The final.

Stephanie: It’s tomorrow.

Harper: It was today at 10:15.

Harper: May 8th 10:15.

Stephanie: ???

Harper: Steph...

[spicysaucesteaks]

torchwood text posting part two

[writebythecside]

Now That's What I Call Fallout Textposts Volume 28

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[thekenobee]

Sharpe + Text Posts (Part 20)

NOTE: the Agriculture text post is a reference to Wellington in Waterloo (1970) where an officer praises the beans to which Wellington replies: "If there's one thing about which I know positively nothing- it's agriculture."

The Feminism text post, on the other hand is a reference to the Duke's relationship with women- the Duke took their opinions seriously and enjoyed discussing events with them- he did not treat women as intellectually inferior, nor did he feel anything was wrong with them being involved in political discussions.

[everlastingautumn23]

[lamp2003]

triple jump september

[charmedcleric]

My favourite bg3 men + text posts 1/??

[fishfission-dc]

my favorite criminals, inspired by this post :)

(they’d probably both be Ken in this format but Roy is thinking about all of his family members and friends who are going to make fun of him for this. Just another day for Jason though.)

[arklayasylum]

— resident evil wlw pride blinkies ! pt 1/?

⤷ template blinkies.cafe, text edited by me. credit / reblog if use :3 hopefully i didn't miss anyone :-)

[ichangemyusertoomuch]

team torchwood is a makeshift mess and that is probably is what makes it so incredible

[captain-ghost]

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 36

Jason: A good thing about having friends with kids is you can just sow the seeds for something that you'll never need to address again.

Jason: Like tonight...

[Flashback]

Jason: *eating blue corn chips*

Lian: What are you eating?

Jason: Triangles.

Lian: Can I have triangles?

Jason: Dunno, did you brush your teeth yet?

Lian: No.

Jason: Mhm. And are you okay with screaming really loudly?

Lian: What??

Jason: Yeah, sometimes they make you scream really loudly, are you okay with that?

Lian: I am not afraid of screaming.

Jason: You're very brave. You can have two triangles. Then why don't you show your dad your new power, I gotta go.