"Jack of All Trades, Master of None." Torchwood/Doctor Who/Splatoon/BtVS, etc. Chronically attached to Captain John Hart. I make catified art, edits, yada yada yada.
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I do beat him up a lot. For Spike that's like third base.
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I have to do a portrait of the 11th Doctor and I still got half an animation to finish and I need to draw my friend something too but I've gotta do it all in one day cus I'm busy after that. Auhg. Maybe Christmas every day is not a stellar idea.
#at least theres helluva boss#thats cool ig#artists over the christmas period struggling out here#lmao#luckily i love to draw#(i also love to sleep which is a problem)
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Chapters: 5/29 Fandom: Torchwood, Torchwood (Big Finish Audio) Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jack Harkness/John Hart Characters: Jack Harkness, John Hart (Torchwood), Original Characters Additional Tags: Audio 01.04: Month 25 (Doctor Who: The Lives of Captain Jack), Audio Series: The Lives of Captain Jack (Torchwood), Torchwood Big Finish Audio References, Time Loop, Time Agency, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, temporal character death, Swearing, Smut, Angst, Jack Harkness Needs a Hug, John Hart Needs a Hug (at least a little), Torture, Graphic Description, dark themes, Jack Harkness Backstory, Domestic Fluff Summary:
On his first mission after graduating from the Time Agency Academy, Javic Thane joins forces with fellow Time Agent John Hart. Their mission: To investigate the disappearance of a colony ship. When misfortune strikes and they are trapped in a time loop, they must rely on each other to find a way out or be lost forever in the depths of time and space.
Or in other words: This is a story about that five year time loop, they mentioned in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
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Chapters: 5/29 Fandom: Torchwood, Torchwood (Big Finish Audio) Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jack Harkness/John Hart Characters: Jack Harkness, John Hart (Torchwood), Original Characters Additional Tags: Audio 01.04: Month 25 (Doctor Who: The Lives of Captain Jack), Audio Series: The Lives of Captain Jack (Torchwood), Torchwood Big Finish Audio References, Time Loop, Time Agency, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, temporal character death, Swearing, Smut, Angst, Jack Harkness Needs a Hug, John Hart Needs a Hug (at least a little), Torture, Graphic Description, dark themes, Jack Harkness Backstory, Domestic Fluff Summary:
On his first mission after graduating from the Time Agency Academy, Javic Thane joins forces with fellow Time Agent John Hart. Their mission: To investigate the disappearance of a colony ship. When misfortune strikes and they are trapped in a time loop, they must rely on each other to find a way out or be lost forever in the depths of time and space.
Or in other words: This is a story about that five year time loop, they mentioned in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
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Slay this is fun
Minimal tags because. Eum......:
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Hi my friends! I am both interested about my moots and need a fun distraction in my life right now. That means a tag game>:3 MWAHHAHAH those who get tagged are invited to answer there questions below ⬇️ I’ll start!
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3. Name + core
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5. Name of favorite song + aesthetic
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Apparently Americans don't get told about The Blitz in their history classes, which is wild to me. I can understand having it in less detail obviously, but not even mentioned? Insane. I need to know more.
I'll leave some basic info about The Blitz underneath the cut just in case you're curious ig
The Blitz was, put simply, a very aggressive bombing campaign sent out against Britain that lasted just over 8 months. During the campaign, the Germans specifically targeted civilians in large cities, most famously London (although they also attacked a lot of other UK cities, including in Wales and Scotland).
The attacks were very frequent to the point that we still find bombs that failed to detonate to this day.
The German air force (Luftwaffe) was against the Royal Air Force (RAF), and the RAF was notably smaller in comparison-- the thing that made the RAF so lethal was its superior radar technology, better planes, and more focused strategy. Britain also had a LOT of support from its commonwealth and volunteers from other countries, including Canada, India, Poland, Australia, and many more (America included).
Since the attacks were being sent out on civilians, there was widespread fear, and a lot of children had already been separated from their families and evacuated to the countryside.
Through all of this, possibly the most notable and commendable part of The Blitz was the spirit of the British population themselves. Not to sound biased. British people continued to push their good humour upon the situation and were determined to continue living their lives as normally as possible, with entertainment and work still being open despite the very obvious carnage around them. A little fact I recently learnt was that the "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster also originated from The Blitz as propaganda to boost morale.
As my own personal anecdote, my great grandmother gave birth while the hospital she was in was being bombed (she was fine). This is to say that while images of The Blitz as a symbol of determination and resilience are true, in a lot of cases, there was also still a lot of terror, unrest, crime, and insufficient shelter that caused a lot of death. They just didn't want Germans or other British civilians to see that morale might be decreasing, as it would put pressure on them to surrender.
This all occurred before America formally joined the war effort. In short: when British people get pissed off with Americans for saying that "if it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German", this is why.
If you're interested in learning more about it, there's loads of excellent movies and documentaries that go over The Blitz in more detail. I also recommend checking out Know Your Ally: Britain, because it goes over a lot of the other stuff about Britain's war efforts from an American perspective and also goes into more detail about some of the stuff I've mentioned.
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This is furry propaganda
Bested only by John
whenever i draw jack i aspire to draw him with the most ‘faccia da schiaffi’ (cocky face) possible, like you see him and his confidence and you wanna slap him
#john has a very slapable face#i draw john looking smug more often than jack#fuck im not biased jack is just miserable#torchwood#jack harkness#captain jack harkness#john hart#captain john hart#catified torchwood
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Ballister Boldheart vs. Ianto Jones
Propaganda under cut:
Ballister Boldheart:
Look at his eyes. I mean no, just look at his sad wet pathetic eyes and tell me isn't the most babygirl to ever babygirl in the history of babygirls
Spoilers: He grew up on the streets, then gets recognised by the queen, being allowed to train in becoming a knight, despite not having any ancestors that were knights. Then, boom, he is framed as a murderer, gets his arm cut off by his boyfriend. Then he becomes a friend to this shapeshifter, who is also an outcast. He realizes that he works for a broken system and loses said friend because they sacrificed themselves so they could save a kingdom which hated them
Ianto Jones:
No propaganda submitted.
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"Amazed I haven't singed my eyebrows off. They're my seventh cutest feature." Implying that Jack has a complete ranking on all of his features based on how pretty they are. I expect nothing less. Continue.
#captain jack harkness#one enchanted evening#it was a trip#big finish#the lives of captain jack#jack harkness#torchwood#doctor who
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Jack and John are so Fairytale of New York
#hartness#this has nothing to do with the animation i said i was doing#idk what you mean#john hart#captain john hart#jack harkness#captain jack harkness#torchwood
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Nothing fandom-related but I drew some pretty cool bat studies for part of my college project and I think you should look at them
#my friend's aunt has an insane phobia towards bats#and she has to call them 'tabs' instead#so now after learning this information#i cant stop calling rhem tabs#help#bats#art#digital art#studies#art studies#sketches#we got fruit bats and vampire bats#fruit bats are actually puppies with wings ok
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Apparently Americans don't get told about The Blitz in their history classes, which is wild to me. I can understand having it in less detail obviously, but not even mentioned? Insane. I need to know more.
I'll leave some basic info about The Blitz underneath the cut just in case you're curious ig
The Blitz was, put simply, a very aggressive bombing campaign sent out against Britain that lasted just over 8 months. During the campaign, the Germans specifically targeted civilians in large cities, most famously London (although they also attacked a lot of other UK cities, including in Wales and Scotland).
The attacks were very frequent to the point that we still find bombs that failed to detonate to this day.
The German air force (Luftwaffe) was against the Royal Air Force (RAF), and the RAF was notably smaller in comparison-- the thing that made the RAF so lethal was its superior radar technology, better planes, and more focused strategy. Britain also had a LOT of support from its commonwealth and volunteers from other countries, including Canada, India, Poland, Australia, and many more (America included).
Since the attacks were being sent out on civilians, there was widespread fear, and a lot of children had already been separated from their families and evacuated to the countryside.
Through all of this, possibly the most notable and commendable part of The Blitz was the spirit of the British population themselves. Not to sound biased. British people continued to push their good humour upon the situation and were determined to continue living their lives as normally as possible, with entertainment and work still being open despite the very obvious carnage around them. A little fact I recently learnt was that the "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster also originated from The Blitz as propaganda to boost morale.
As my own personal anecdote, my great grandmother gave birth while the hospital she was in was being bombed (she was fine). This is to say that while images of The Blitz as a symbol of determination and resilience are true, in a lot of cases, there was also still a lot of terror, unrest, crime, and insufficient shelter that caused a lot of death. They just didn't want Germans or other British civilians to see that morale might be decreasing, as it would put pressure on them to surrender.
This all occurred before America formally joined the war effort. In short: when British people get pissed off with Americans for saying that "if it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German", this is why.
If you're interested in learning more about it, there's loads of excellent movies and documentaries that go over The Blitz in more detail. I also recommend checking out Know Your Ally: Britain, because it goes over a lot of the other stuff about Britain's war efforts from an American perspective and also goes into more detail about some of the stuff I've mentioned.
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This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.
**The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:**
“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”
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