"Jack of All Trades, Master of None." Chronically attached to Captain John Hart
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Do you know this doctor who character?
John Hart
He appears in Torchwood
(Submitted by @mildlyinterestedcreature)
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John, to Ianto: aw, fuck it. I can’t compete! You have like, skin, and HANDS, that are small and dainty and can fit in a butthole!
[MEANWHILE, DURING TYTNW]
Jack: and he has skin and hands that are small and dainty and can fit in a butthole! He’s the man of my dreams, Doctor!
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never ever ever gets old
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surprise! 🎊
flat halfbody for @/SaberCoded (twt)! <3
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My brother sent me this tiktok he found and it's perfect, I love Big Finish so much, gotta fill those gaps!
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BUFFY: i can be meaner. if you'd like?? companion(ish) to this
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i usually don't care for the sight of naked men on my television screen for obvious reasons but i do really like in btvs season 6 whenever we see spike fully naked with buffy. he's so pale and toned and slender that he looks otherworldly and he has a kind of beauty that feels remote and impossible to access which is exactly how a vampire should be and exactly how buffy's demonic lover who both attracts and repulses her should be. and it's just so fun to see how he's so comfortable being around her while he's completely bare, especially given that she's usually clothed in these scenes. thinking of the morning after scene in "wrecked" where he's trying to seduce her to stay with him. there's the sex appeal of it obviously but there's also the guilelessness inherent to nudity, literally not hiding or covering up anything at all, and the vulnerability of that. which is very much where spike is with buffy emotionally at this point ("i love you. you know it."). and it also marks spike, and buffy's sexual encounters with spike, as existing outside of the limits of civilized society. because in civilized society people wear clothes, and that's why buffy is so intent on getting dressed in that morning after, to both cover herself up and visually mark that she belongs out there. but spike does not belong out there and he has no interest in pretending he belongs out there. him being very confidently and very visibly (to us, the audience) nude positions him as unbound from those laws, above them even (or maybe below them? maybe buffy can't decide which?). breaking the rules in a way that is alluring but also intimidating. vulnerability as a power move.
(and yes i get that the reason he is naked is that usually people are naked when they have sex. but we see so MUCH of him. i don't remember seeing that MUCH of angel or riley. and he's always wearing those little necklaces and things which are just there to further highlight the beauty of his naked body. angel is supposedly the one with "angelic beauty" but it's with spike that the show really seems to believe this.)
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Spike is a cat: text posts pt 2
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people who say tumblr don't got an algorithm.... y'all lying. I stg I like ONE post of something. no actually ion't even gotta like it if I click on the fucking notes just to see what people r talkin about it's like a hostile takeover of my for you tab. I stg it's all I'll see next time I open the app. goes away if I ignore it, but good lord. I ain't dealt with a more aggressive algorithm actually like idk what's going on but seriously
#THANK YOU#i was going to make a post EXACTLY like this but i didnt cos i cba#but this is exactly it
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Spuffy but make it a silly intimate couples pose 💕 [ Posted here & to BlueSky @ MadQueenMaddie ]
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