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Owen: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Ianto: I do have a sense of humor you know
Owen: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Ianto: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
#I honestly think#they’ve had this conversation#like this is canon#my personal canon#ianto jones#janto#torchwood#captain jack harkness#gwen cooper#jack harkness#toshiko sato#owen harper#towen#rhys williams#torchwood incorrect quotes#incorrect ianto jones quotes#incorrect quote
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Ianto: Is something burning?
Jack, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Ianto: Jack, the toaster is literally on fire.
#it's so them#janto#torchwood#torchwood incorrect quotes#captain jack harkness#jack harkness#ianto jones#jack x ianto
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why are they so chaotic and yet perfect
#torchwood#gwen cooper#jack harkness#torchwood incorrect quotes#owen harper#ianto jones#toshiko sato#captain jack harkness#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#meme#eheheheh
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#doctor who#doctor who 60th anniversary#doctor who fandom#dr who#tardis#torchwood incorrect quotes#torchwood#toshiko sato#captain jack harkness#gwen cooper#owen harper#ianto jones#torchwood meme
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"Sure I'm bi... bi myself 😭" - Entire cast of Torchwood
#torchwood#doctor who#captain jack harkness#gwen cooper#ianto jones#owen harper#quotes#torchwood incorrect quotes#inspirational#literally me#bisexual
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*At a café*
Waiter: Oh you’re a pretty girl. Tell me, which one of you is third wheeling?
Gwen, looking at Jack and Ianto: That would be the pretty girl.
#doctor who#torchwood#gwen cooper#jack harkness#ianto jones#jack x ianto#doctor who incorrect quotes#torchwood incorrect quotes#source: pretty sure it’s heroes of olympus
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Jack: How would you feel knowing there's a Murderer in your family?!
Gray: Is that what you think every time you look in the mirror?
#torchwood#inncorrect quotes#torchwood incorrect quotes#captain jack harkness#gray thane#whilst gray is being snarky and oblivious#Jack giving some TW s1 vibes
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Jack: Doctor, the Master is so horrible and evil, I can't understand how you can kiss him and hold him after everything he's done
John Hart, a horrible person who has done terrible things: *walks into the room*
Jack: *immediately full on snogs him*
The Doctor: ...
#dr who#doctor who#dw#the master#the doctor#thoschei#john hart#captain jack harkness#what's their ship name?#john/jack#hartness#smth like that#doctor who incorrect quotes#torchwood incorrect quotes
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Jack: go and clean the blood off that wall
Ianto: no
Jack: i’m literally your boss
Ianto: still no
Jack: ok no sex tonight
Ianto: where’s the heavy duty bleach
#doctor who#doctor who incorrect quotes#torchwood stuff#torchwood incorrect quotes#torchwood#torchwood au#ianto jones#jack x ianto#captain jack harkness#jack harkness
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Jack: Ok guys, no having sex with that alien
*Later*
Jack: What did I say?
Gwen: "Guys"
#torchwood#Torchwood gwen#Torchwood jack#captain jack harkness#jack harkness#gwen cooper#Torchwood incorrect quotes#incorrect torchwood quotes#Incorrect torchwood#this makes no sense#it's the middle of the night#shhhhh#Torchwood season 1#Yawn
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#incorrect quotes#incorrect doctor who quotes#incorrect dw quotes#doctor who#dw#incorrect torchwood quotes#torchwood#jack harkness#captain jack harkness#the doctor#the tenth doctor#the 10th doctor#doctor who memes#torchwood meme#text post meme#i have no idea how to format these images so i threw them into a collage maker
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Jack: *does something dumb*
Ianto: I can’t believe I’m going to sleep with him.
Gwen: You don’t have to.
Ianto: No, I’m gonna.
#ianto jones#janto#torchwood#captain jack harkness#gwen cooper#jack harkness#toshiko sato#owen harper#towen#rhys williams#incorrect torchwood quotes#torchwood incorrect quotes#ianto jones incorrect quotes#janto incorrect quotes#incorrect owen harper quotes#incorrect quotes
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Owen: Hey, what have you three been doing?
Toshiko: We were helping Gwen with her wedding vows.
Ianto: But we were kicked out of her house for making it inappropriate.
Jack: How is “Nice ass, Rhys” inappropriate?
#this felt accurate 😭#torchwood#torchwood incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#owen harper#toshiko sato#ianto jones#gwen cooper#captain jack harkness#rhys williams
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that's it. that's the episode.
#greeks bearing gifts#torchwood#s1e7#incorrect quote#torchwood incorrect quotes#meme#incorrect quotes#text meme
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#i know#quality is ASSS i apologise#anyway#torchwood incorrect quotes#torchwood memes#dr who memes#incorrect quotes#dr who#toshiko sato#captain jack harkness#gwen cooper#ianto jones#owen harper#rhys williams#captain john hart
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Chim: hello, it is I, your favorite person
Buck: actually Eddie’s my favorite person
Chim: okay then hello, it is I, that bitch
#incorrect 911 quotes#source: I saw it on my dash for Torchwood and then the app crashed#so I’ll never know :/#911#911 abc
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