#torchwood incorrect quotes
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deathbydran0 · 4 months ago
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Ianto: Is something burning?
Jack, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Ianto: Jack, the toaster is literally on fire.
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iamsuperwholocked · 1 year ago
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Owen: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Ianto: I do have a sense of humor you know
Owen: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Ianto: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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ichangemyusertoomuch · 10 months ago
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why are they so chaotic and yet perfect
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hotspace39 · 10 months ago
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"Sure I'm bi... bi myself 😭" - Entire cast of Torchwood
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phyrexian-lesbian · 2 years ago
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*At a café*
Waiter: Oh you’re a pretty girl. Tell me, which one of you is third wheeling?
Gwen, looking at Jack and Ianto: That would be the pretty girl.
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theangelshavethephonebox · 2 years ago
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Jack: Doctor, the Master is so horrible and evil, I can't understand how you can kiss him and hold him after everything he's done
John Hart, a horrible person who has done terrible things: *walks into the room*
Jack: *immediately full on snogs him*
The Doctor: ...
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rose-on-a-beach · 2 years ago
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Jack: go and clean the blood off that wall
Ianto: no
Jack: i’m literally your boss
Ianto: still no
Jack: ok no sex tonight
Ianto: where’s the heavy duty bleach
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headcanonthings · 1 month ago
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everlastingautumn23 · 1 year ago
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blurglesmurfklaine · 4 months ago
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Chim: hello, it is I, your favorite person
Buck: actually Eddie’s my favorite person
Chim: okay then hello, it is I, that bitch
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deathbydran0 · 4 months ago
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Owen: Hey, what have you three been doing?
Toshiko: We were helping Gwen with her wedding vows.
Ianto: But we were kicked out of her house for making it inappropriate.
Jack: How is “Nice ass, Rhys” inappropriate?
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iamsuperwholocked · 1 year ago
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Jack: *does something dumb*
Ianto: I can’t believe I’m going to sleep with him.
Gwen: You don’t have to.
Ianto: No, I’m gonna.
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ichangemyusertoomuch · 10 months ago
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that's it. that's the episode.
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hotspace39 · 9 months ago
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screaming-sparrow · 7 months ago
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jack, outside a bar: *lighting a cigarette* "when you were born i was already working at torchwood isnt that weird"
owen, so drunk he cant stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me"
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