#thoschei

[mariadastrevas]

— Por que tá com essa cara?

— Tô normal, ué.

Heterosexual things to say to your nemesis #244

[fandomtrash67]

No one:

literally no one:

Me: *refreshing the thoschei/twissy/tensimm/spydoc tags every night before bed hoping someone posted*

Me: *sees new post and gets excited only to realize it was the post I made an hour ago*

[englandhatepage]

that one five pic but make it thoschei

[huntersroses]

The Master would respond well to positive reinforcement and little treats I think

[warlordfelwinter]

golden retriever and black cat but the golden has killed WAY more people than the cat

[terranceholdsapencil]

"They pulled Torvic's body from the river.. they pulled him onto a dry land, they covered his body in branches from the trees, then together as one, they set the funeral pile alight.

And together, holding hands, they watched as his body burnt."

Quick fanart for the Master audio story... big finish how could you do this to me... it's so good but changed me on a fundamental level... have to think about it more before I could ever dare to make a bigger piece... although I really really want to... one day... hmmmmm....

[tenderlywicked]

[thegoldenghost4]

ooooo you wanna join my doctor who server ooo it'll be so cool and fun of you to join

trust its so fun we're gay about swap au there

[leelarots]

I'm terrible at drawing kisses, so all of my academy era thoschei drawings consist of at least one of them giving the other bedroom eyes instead . telepathic necking it

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like ���woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[bnxxshthealien]

was thinking about the nine/jack/rose love triangle and about how, unlike most love triangles, it is actually three-sided. It's not a "two men in love with the same girl" triangle, it's a "two men are in love with each other and also the girl" triangle except it's not. because it has more vertices when you include mickey. which ends up looking like this:

it's a love pentagon. (side note: if you ship Martha x jack, mickey x the doctor and jack x mickey, it becomes a love pentagram) but let's make this more interesting. What if I included every love interest I could think of? Well. I present to you:

the great doctor who love web.

[causalityparadoxes]

The Doctor and TARDIS are perfect for each other because they both have the same terrible taste in partners <3

[grandadtwelve]

whew his taste in men 👍🏼

(+ bonus)

[nipuni]

Retired Timelords 😃

[idkaguyorsomething]

“ap gwilliam was the worst prime minister” doctor. babe. i know why you don’t tell your companions everything at once, but you’re really gonna tell them a bald-faced lie like that. your ex murdered a tenth of earth’s population and immediately turned the entire planet into a hellscape, there is some steep competition here