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Napoleonic magazine (fanservice release) BUT cover editions lulz 😴
Have this while I procrastinate on the magazine second edition 🗣️
(I wanted to do a Bimbo summit with Vienna (it was from an actual magazine headline) but it didn’t make it ehehe)
-also just a disclaimer this is satire and it’s purpose is to make it scandalous so some things may not be accurate ig soooo yep
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I CAN'T WITH NUMBER 18 IT'S TOO FUNNY FOR ME
Napoleonic War Survival Tips for the French Army
1. Don’t refer to Marshal Murat’s uniform as “peacock wear” within earshot of him.
2. When Napoleon pulls out a map, don’t ask, “Are we lost?”
3. If your cannonball doesn’t quite reach the enemy lines, just blame the wind. Or Berthier.
4. Don’t accidentally toast “To King Louis” at an officers’ dinner. Ever.
5. Avoid playing cards with Marshal Lannes – unless you enjoy losing your entire month’s pay.
6. Foraging in enemy territory: Always ask what’s in the stew before you eat it.
7. If you’re sent to negotiate peace, don’t open with, “Our emperor said this would be easy.”
8. During winter campaigns, remember: snowballs do not replace musket balls.
9. Don’t try to outdo Napoleon in recalling historical battles. You’ll lose.
10. If Napoleon is inspecting the troops, resist the urge to ask, “Is it true you’re shorter than Murat?”
11. Never, under any circumstances, suggest that Wellington’s redcoats “don’t look so tough.”
12. If Marshal Ney orders a charge, just assume it’s going to last until nightfall.
13. Do not ask Marshal Davout if his nickname Iron Marshal comes from his cooking.
14. If your bayonet charge fails, remember: retreat is just “advancing in the opposite direction.”
15. If someone says “This mission is simple,” expect nothing but complications.
16. In case of defeat, remember: it’s always the Austrians’ fault. Even if they aren’t there.
17. During peace negotiations, “bombing their latrines” is not considered a formal strategy.
18. If you happen to capture a British officer, refrain from gloating by saying, “See you in Paris!”
19. When bivouacked near rivers, don’t bet on crossing without some form of disaster.
20. Finally, do not point the cannons at the Emperor’s tent, even as a joke. Especially not as a joke.
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Talleyrand is in charge of this acc btw
#russian history#history#russian empire#alexander i of russia#napoleonic era#napoleonic wars#alexander i#historical shitpost#napoleonic shitpost#napoleon bonaparte#french history#historical memes#napoleonic memes
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Ok
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Waterloo 1815 victory
Here's the ref:
My first post i hope it's welcoming
#art#digital aritst#wellington#gebhard leberecht von blucher#napoleonic era#napoleon bonaparte#napoleonic shitpost#napoleonic wars
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and then he lit moscow on fire
#napalex#napoleon#napoleon bonaparte#tsar alexander i#alexander i of russia#alexander pavlovich#napoleonic#napoleonic era#napoleonic wars#napoleonic shitpost#history#digital art#animation#rave art
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yeah
#marshal davout#louis nicolas davout#napoleonic wars#napoleonic#napoleonic shitpost#posting once a century here my bad gang
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Sharpe + Text Posts (Part 20)
NOTE: the Agriculture text post is a reference to Wellington in Waterloo (1970) where an officer praises the beans to which Wellington replies: "If there's one thing about which I know positively nothing- it's agriculture."
The Feminism text post, on the other hand is a reference to the Duke's relationship with women- the Duke took their opinions seriously and enjoyed discussing events with them- he did not treat women as intellectually inferior, nor did he feel anything was wrong with them being involved in political discussions.
#sharpe#sharpedit#sharpeedit#i know it's late but IT'S dark here and im trying NOT TO give into depression#Richard Sharpe#anyway#enjoy these x#Wellington#patrick harper#sean bean#Arthur Wellesley#hugh fraser#daragh o'malley#text post#napoleonic shitpost#napoleonic era#napoleonic wars#my edit#thekenobeeedit#funny#perioddramaedit
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i mean he must miss battling with nappy
#napoleonic era#napoleonic wars#frev#history#napoleon bonaparte#arthur wellesley#duke of wellington#napoleonic shitpost#british history#french history
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" Tout à vous, mon cher Lannes" - NB
Have a huge illustrationI worked on during a few weeks, as I've been very, very busy with my work recently :) I'm trying new things recently, so in the end it's more of a practice drawing rather than a fully worked illustration. I still had fun making it though !
I have few requests, some dating since August, that I'm going to finally make this month. Sorry for keeping some of you waiting ! I'll also try to post more often, as I'm finally feeling less tired than I used to feel recently :c
I hope you'll like it !
#napoleonic era#my art#napoleon's marshals#clip studio paint#napoleonic shitpost#napoleons marshals#jean lannes#lannes#marshal lannes#maréchal lannes#digital illustration#digital art
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a bitch
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Decided it'd be fun to turn random Smiski pics from Pinterest into Napoleonic shitposts, enjoy
#now a mimir#napoleonic era#my art#napoleon bonaparte#louis nicholas davout#louis alexandre berthier#michel ney#jean andoche junot#auguste de marmont#french history#napoleonic wars#art#doodle#napoleonic memes#napoleonic shitpost#pics are NOT mine
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Friend hugs!
Yess who doesn’t love to hug your friend?
I think that Pepi is a type of guy who loves hugs, so…
I made a little, cute sketch! I hope you all like it!
Well, of course everyone will like it… expect Napoleon. He doesn’t look quite happy on that drawing.
#drawing#napoleonic era#poniatowski#sketch#jozef poniatowski#józef poniatowski#józefponiatowski#napoleonic shitpost#napoleon’s marshals#napoleon#napoleon bonaparte
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The Struggle
#russian history#alexander i#history#russian empire#alexander i of russia#napoleonic era#napoleonic wars#historical shitpost#napoleonic shitpost#napalex#napoleon bonaparte#historical memes#french history
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Hi napoleonic fandom
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