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little mermaid prince bunhe and one delusional sea witch ๐ โฃ๏ธ๐
#sy regularly watches lbh and lmy in the distance#and thinks he is witnessing the blossoming of a cute human-merman love story#meanwhile binghe is telling mingyan his 10 year plan to become the sea witch's wife#while she furiously takes notes and provides feedback โจ#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#my art
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10/09/2024
Please help us groceries for our little family
For the past 2 weeks my gf and I have been healing from covid. While ive been sick my job shorted my last check in retaliation. I lost approx. $470 along with my entire next check. Hopefully I can go back to work soon and sort things out with my job, but in the meantime we really need the help of our community
I will NOT be getting paid this upcoming period so this is crucial for us, we don't have anything we can really cook with, we're out of toiletries and detergent and our dog only has food for the next 3 days
$470 total needed, anything helps!
CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen
VM: wildwotko
Dm 4 PPL
#sorry we are poor#anything helps#im seriously not going to be getting paid at all sooooo#yeah i hate it here#i just wanna keep my job and provide for my wife and son
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POV: You're a wealthy wife
#wealthy#aesthetic#aesthetics#wealthy woman#wealthy wife#feminine woman#feminine dating#date up#marry well#marry up#hypergamy tips#hypergamous#hypergamyblr#hypergamy#secured wife#secured woman#feminine#black femininity#black women in leisure#black women in femininity#black women in luxury#couple#relationships#relationship#feminine masculine polarity#polarity#provider men#providers#marriage#goals
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Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?
Like so?
(Bonus art under the cut)
#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed#dracula daily#re: dracula#dracula#lizard fashion#The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost#bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends#personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters#since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him#the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me#because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch#but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive#BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier#or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading#I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as#the ex-wives of dracula#he's going to england to escape their ridicule
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Date a man who provides 100%, no matter how much money you make #ProviderMenOnly
#hypergamy#feminine dating#provider#provider men#provider man#provided for#providers#spoiled girlfriend#spoiled wife#spoiled#couples#relationship advice#high value woman#level up#feminine energy#leveling up#provider men only
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Melinoe: Father, I have heard that my brother, left open a position in the clerical department for shade paperwork
Hades: That is correct
Melinoe: I nominate myself for the position.
Hades: And what exactly are your qualifications?
Melinoe: You have seen the state of my room, I have also prepared a scroll detailing more responsibilities I can handle in this clerical position.
Hades: Considered and approved, you will begin your work the next eve
Zagerus: *Shocked and high fives melinoe*
#hades game#hades#hades 2#zagreus#melinoe#hades zagreus#something something he ran away cause he was so unhappy with the life provided to him but she would be begging to have the life he gave up#i think if she knew that he gave up the position she would have thrived and been so happy in that job#and i know he would love that for her#i have hades so much on my brain . i miss zagerus soooooo much#i miss my wife tails#anyway zag should be having fun . mel should be having fun and both should get to work the job they love#i also think her room be close to the scroll room in the house of hades. i think for a while if she grew up she would go to the scrolls->#for comfort. i think they would find her in the room taking a nap as a toddler#i think it would end up being a safe space but i can also she her overworking herself.#i can see so many things for melinoe and it makes me sad :(
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๐๐โฐ๏ธ | Drive the Dream
#A whole ass wife#daniel ricciardo#dr3#I can't provide any further comment at this time#drive the dream
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So I wanted to replay chapter 6 to see if I missed anything interesting and found this absolute gem
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In my first playthrough I picked the second option, but decided to try out the first one this time
And everyone just got flabbergasted by this, no surprise
Like let me explain jeez
Nooooooo baby, please listen :(
He sounded genuinely hurt here
Bimet's VA has such a beautiful voice, and he's very good at acting, he's my absolute favorite
You tell him MC!
OH MY GOD
FHDJDJD BIMET
Like the way he said it, he sounded pouty but pleased with the answer, he's so adorable
Also, it seems like he was worried whether he performed well when he was with MC, even though he did everything good
Bimet L card when??
#whb#what in hell is bad#what in โhellโ is bad?#prettybusy what in โhellโ is bad?#whb bimet#hitting oil rigs to provide for my wife#yes the wife is Bimet
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If you're still accepting requests, you could draw Cross x Lust?
Hello anon! Definitely still accepting requests! And I need you to know that this request literally short-circuited my brain, because I rendered all of these doodles ๐
Cross X Lust was Not on my bingo board of things I'd draw, but the combo just settled in my head and felt Super Right and I got to sketching and realized I really liked their energy and just... didn't stop drawing! Thank you SO MUCH for the request! (They give me the vibes of Cross being the one who insists on being chivalrous and very protective, while Lust gets some freedom to relax and be himself and get pampered a bit! Idk if I explained it right, but it makes sense in my brain-)
#utmv#utmv sans#utmv art#my art#spot!drawn#sanscest#lust x cross#cross x lust#I'd call them Crust but I get the feeling that's the one with Dust sooo not tagging it lol#yes that meme is drawn over Fix ot Felix and his hot First-Person-Shooter wife#yes it was the second thing I did after making the sketch on the left#idk I just think they'd make really good partners and I can't articulste why? I just know Cross would threaten to kill a man if thry insult#Lust tho so I think that's a decent explanation#ANYWHO I have been thinking about them since you sent in this ask anon and it has been providing me serotonin so Thank You#hope you guys enjoy!!#cross sans#lust sans#acheduling this for early tomorrow morning btw so it doesn't get lost in my midnight feed lol
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Thinking about true love and book 7 again:
True Love is what allowed Malleus to be conceived by his parents and eventually hatched by Lilia.
True love is what put baby Silver to sleep by his parents and woken up by Lilia.
Sebeks parents were able to walk past the line of human and fae, of hundreds of years of animosity, and allowed them to have their children.
Love is what diasomnia is about and love is also what caused the OB to happen.
Love is as destructive and chaotic as it is healing and nourishing ๐ฅน๐ญ๐
#love is what allowed the knight of dawn to take his sword and fight for his father figure#it was what made him fight for something he was against#it was also what srayed his hand and let lilia go because maybe just maybe his wife was pregnant#it was also what allowed twst knight of dawn to fight until the end for silver his baby and his wife#love is what had lilia always fighting and then wishing and wishing for malleus to be born#it is what stayed Liliaโs hand from killing silver#it is what allowed him to learn to love humans#love is what allows sebek and silver to train and protect their loved ones#wants them to to be proud#malleus who loves from afar who just wants them happy#who OB at the point of his own demise so he can provide their happy ending#malleus who OB because Silver cried#sebek who loves them so much that he dreamed they were all happt#malleus draconia#twst silver#silver vanrouge#sebek zigvolt#lilia vanrouge
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My beloved wife is not just a doctor of acupuncture, they also have a Masterโs in both English and German. Language is their jam. To their eternal suffering, I do not have perfect grammar. When prompted they said itโs โfairly acceptableโ on a day to day basis.
But I do have quirks that make them quietly grit their teeth. One of them is my indifference to differentiation between โisโ and โareโ. On multiple occasions theyโve tried to explain to me when I misuse โis,โ and generally I canโt even parse whatโs upset them. They gave an example of me asking, โIs there pickles in the fridge?โ rather than the correct โAre there pickles in the fridge?โ
Theyโve told me that to pacify the editor in their brain theyโll mentally correct my sentences and thatโs usually enough. Tonight it was me saying โThere is other narrators,โ in reference to a series weโre reading. When they pointed it out tonight it was to say that โareโ would have been correct because thereโs multiple other narrators.
โNo,โ I countered, โI was trying to use ambiguous language but there is really only one other narrator, so in my mind I knew that and spoke incorrectly because I knew it was singular but the sentence implied it was plural.โ
This incensed them further (I also donโt know the difference between further and farther and the pneumonic is just as unhelpful to me as the one for stalactites and stalagmites.)
Whatโs funny to me though was that I asked about my use of โkindโveโ that people got worked up over in my 20lb ass post. ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝDoesnโt that bother you? Itโs blatantly wrong.โ
โNo, thatโs just a colloquialism, itโs fine.โ
#ramblies#funny#that gay wife life#for the love if god please donโt try to provide helpful pneumonics#I am just telling a story and Iโm perfectly content at my current levels of aptitude#grammar#please also refrain from jokes about the English/German pairing my wife is Jewish and will not appreciate it#genuinely pneumonic was an autocorrect but yknow what#Iโm leaving it
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"no hints were dropped" ok not to be that person but here are the hints that were dropped regarding Colin and Trent being gay:
1. Colin mentioning Grindr in a joke
2. Trent touching the arm of a man in the background
Here is one of the hints that Keeley was bi (even though I do believe she's been canonically bi since season 1, but not everyone sees it this way)
1. Her desktop background was in the colors of the bisexual flag
Here were some of the hints that Ted was bi:
1. Bisexual flag colored triangles above his head in the hallucination sequence
2. Inverted pink triangle next to him in that same sequence (and you can't tell me the creators didn't know, when the Homomonument is based on that symbol)
3. Countless (countless!!!) comments about men's physiques ("huge muscular thighs all caked in mud", whistling at a picture of Pep, "look at that head of hair", "he's strong", "he looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats", etc.)
4. About a man (Higgins) and a woman (Rebecca), he had to say: "that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of"
5. Him checking Trent out in the pub in 2x07 (his eyes are up there, Ted!)
6. "It could go either way", "I contain multitudes" and other comments in this vein
7. Bi lighting as he entered the Yankee Doodle Burger Barn
8. Giving similar looks to the female waitress and the male waiters in that restaurant (including a waiter in a cowboy costume that looked like he belonged in a gay club, who tipped his hat at Ted when greeting him)
9. "That's cause you were put into a box", "That box ceases to exist today", the box in the hallucination sequence breaking into triangles (as in the bi triangles and the inverted pink triangke), "we've been playing too rigid", "our guys need freedom", "fast, fluid, free, with full support", the "box that one needs to break out of" being a prominent motif in season 3
10. Wishing Beard called him pet names ("Honey, is that an ingredient or something you just called me?")
11. His crush on Pep
12. The connection between Ted and Colin: "my whole life is two lives, really", both wearing orange in Sunflowers, "I just want to kiss my fella" (Colin doesn't say "fella" , but Ted says it all the time), Ted just needs to get inspired and Colin's play is "inspirational" after he comes out, as per the commentators
And so much other stuff that, had Ted not self-identified as straight (*cough* put himself into a box *cough cough*) , you could make the case that he was canonically bi.
Here are some of hints that there was a romantic connection between Ted and Trent:
1. They hit a lot of romantic beats, and not in the jokey self-aware way in which Roy and Ted hit them in "Rainbow", but in an organic and sincere way
2. They both checked each other out: Trent checked Ted out when Ted was changing in front of him, Ted checked Trent out when Trent came up to him in a pub and hit him with a pick-up line while his date that looked a lot like Ted waited for him outside
3. Did I mention that Trent was on a date with a moustachioed man who dressed in a similar style to Ted? Let's mention it again
4. In that very bar, during a 50 second long conversation, Trent managed to say the word "love" three times. I searched the word "love" in the transcripts of the episodes. There's no other instance in which its frequency is this high
5. "Love our chats" incomplete rule of threes
6. "Sport, it's quite the metaphor" (implied: a metaphor for love; see also "love's a beautiful game" from the song Ed Sheeran wrote for Ted Lasso), "Also makes for a heck of a nickname", "Good night, Ted", "Good night, sport"
7. The soft, romantic, melancholic song playing in the background of this scene, while Ted and Trent are the last ones left in the office, with lyrics such as "When your words begin to crumble like the sidewalks all around this crummy neighborhood / From the chalky cliffs of Dover / I'd come over, I'd start over if I could"
8. Trent wearing sunflower colors in the episode "Sunflowers" and in the finale; sunflowers symbolize Ted's home (it's not subtle). He's the only character dressed like that. I'm still looking for any other explanation other than "Trent is Ted's home"
9. Their constant flirting and the way they look at each other with incredible fondness
10. The entire episode "The Strings That Bind Us". It's structured around Ted and Trent's relationship, and the way Trent changed because of Ted (in season 2, Ted defined a soulmate as someone who changes your life forever). The red string metaphor. Ted points out that soulmates are connected by a string tied to their little fingers. Ted and Trent both extend their little fingers out in similar shots. They are connected by a huge block of red in their last scene of the episode. Ted makes several comments about other men that apply to Trent ("Look at that head of hair", "Frames his face nicely", "My favorite one, he was clean shaven"). Many more details that lead back to Ted and Trent: Nate tells the restaurant owner to tell Jade he said "Hello". Immediately after, Ted and Trent say "Hello" to each other. The map that Nate's father used to ask out his mom has the number 1.3 written on it and an illustration of two people at a table in a restaurant. Ted and Trent went to a restaurant together in season 1, episode 3. The last scene of the episode mimics a "Race for Love" scene from a romcom, with Trent chasing after Ted. Trent also does not say a word to anyone other than Ted in the entire episode. He is completely focused on Ted
11. "Trent, what do you love? Is it writing?" and Trent ends up writing a book about Ted and naming the manuscript after Ted and he only cares about Ted's opinion on it (he leaves the room when Beard starts reading, but stays in the office after hours just to watch Ted read. "I just wanted you to like it.")
11. Trent's crush on Ted, confirmed by Jimmy Lance (and also obvious in the show, if you ask me)
Now, why would I believe that none of these hints were intentional? Maybe some could be explained away, but all of them? The hints we got for Colin, Trent and Keeley were so much smaller than this, and those turned out to be intentional.
anon i wish i could offer you the response you deserve, but i cannot stop rereading this masterpiece & focusing on the portions of evidence you provided that i didn't even pick up on until you laid them out. holy shit
#IM LOSING MY MIND????? HOLY SHIT#anon you provided a THESIS STATEMENT#kissing you on the forehead & sending you flowers & baking your favorite bread#ted lasso#tedtrent#tedependent#trent crimm#there's also the casablanca references between them#& the way in amsterdam trent says there's a van gogh museum night. and where does ted wind up? at the van gogh museum looking at sunflowers#their arcs are foils too. both got divorced around the same time. both have one kid (ted has a boy and trent has a girl)#trent left his wife meanwhile michelle left ted#trent is happier post-divorce meanwhile ted struggles with the loss#there's the wizard of oz motif too and who wears red shoes? trent. it's subtle but he wears what look like red heeled shoes#speaking of shoes....the cheetah print motif is also present with trent#'hes our dork' and ted's fond gaze as he watches trent disappear#there's SO MUCH there dude SO MUCH
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#provided for#spoiled#spoiled girlfriend#provider men#feminine dating#feminine#hypergamy#date up#marry well#date smart#secured woman#secured wife#standards#high standards#dream girl
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OK WAIT, ANGEL JONATHAN EXCEPT HE TRIES TO SAVE SOCK BUT IS FAILING MISERABLE AND THE HIGHER UPS ARE JUDGING HIM HARD idk i think that'd be funny
YES YES AND YES
you guys see how originally mephis is just really soft with sock???? Like he's actually trying to help the poor guy to make his job
I just thought that it'll be pretty funny if providence is just NOT LIKE THAT and it's actually scolding jonathan all the time like "NO JONATHAN, BULLYING HIM WILL NOT HELP HIM NOT TO KILL HIMSELF YOU IGNORANT GOAT"
#PROVIDENCE WE LOVE YOU#i think shes so pretty fr#shes my wife#w2h au#angel!jonathan#BUT FR JONATHAN YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB#w2h#w2h film#jonathan combs#sockathan
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