#dracula

[sprinklysparkle]

okay jonathan harker

[vamplire]

"ur so funny" thanks. i cry inside because i am not a vampire in some fucked up gothic romance :(

[starstrider-productions]

Starstrider Productions' next project is...

From the talented Bram Stoker, the award-nominated writer of epic science-fiction drama The Pilgrimage Saga, and the producer of The PrickwillowPapers, Starstrider Productions presents…

DRACULA: 2004

The year is 2004. Flip-phones are in vogue, MySpace has just been launched, and Britney Spears’ Toxic is top of the charts. And Castle Dracula is about to receive a young guest for dinner…

Armed with only his dictaphone, newly-minted solicitor Jonathan Harker has taken the Eurostar out of Britain and travelled to the depths of Romania, where phone service and peace of mind have become a thing of the past. But Jonathan isn’t the only one in the toils: he’s just unwittingly given a bloodsucking monster unfettered access to London’s teeming millions, and he, his friends and Mina, the love of his life, are in grave danger.

A found-footage extravaganza, Dracula: 2004 dares to ask what happens when you combine vampires and dial-up internet. Join Jonathan as he survives the work trip from hell; gossip with Mina and Lucy over Lucy’s three suitors; and meet the eccentric Van Helsing and her vampire-hunting armoury. This is a new millennium, a new age of technology, and a version of Dracula that you have never experienced before.

Care to take a bite?

Written and directed by Francesca Mylod-Ford

Produced by Maddy Searle

Music composed by Joash Kari

Cast to be revealed...

[ratuszarsenal]

Krzysztof Pastor's Dracula is live Right Now. go watch it right this second.

[arcadebroke]

Bram Stokers Dracula

[didanagy]

NOSFERATU (2024)

dir. robert eggers

[dudesrysly]

ship these two ever since I watched Nosferatu so my h/c is that when Friedrich is looking at the scars on Thomas' body he just feels devastated for the man he loves so he gently touches his skin in the hope that his touch could bring some comfort for Thomas but he knows he can't.

Jdks|kdkeksoaoaldkdk

Okay thanks bye.

[superkooku]

So now you get why the townspeople didn't want you to follow the path to the castle, right ?

Jonathan my good friend Jonathan Harker

[weirdlookindog]

Lupita Tovar in Universal's Spanish-language version of Dracula (1931)

[true-bluesargent]

can we ride on the success of nosferatu and actually have a good dracula adaptation now. like, one that actually follows the actual plot of dracula. is the world ready

[cynicalclassicist]

Then he was a terror for the scariest things around now!

[princefleabitten]

Something inbetween Michael, Nosferatu and Venus

[mysharona1987]

[wearesorcerer]

It's a spell -- spider climb specifically.

Dracula canonically attended the Scholomance, which in real world folklore is a school of magic operated by Satan himself. (It inspired the dungeon of the same name and similar theme in WoW.) 90% of what Dracula does wasn't "vampire things," but "mage (lich) things" that got transferred to later vampires because people don't remember this detail.

How did vampires even figure out they could walk on walls and ceilings??? Imagine the first one just casually walking, then suddenly he's on the wall like, 'Whoa, hold up! We can do this?!'

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