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POV: You're a wealthy wife
#wealthy#aesthetic#aesthetics#wealthy woman#wealthy wife#feminine woman#feminine dating#date up#marry well#marry up#hypergamy tips#hypergamous#hypergamyblr#hypergamy#secured wife#secured woman#feminine#black femininity#black women in leisure#black women in femininity#black women in luxury#couple#relationships#relationship#feminine masculine polarity#polarity#provider men#providers#marriage#goals
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Normalize black women being provided for, cherished, loved & courted in relationships.



𝘍𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘌𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘺 𝘓𝘐𝘍𝘌 ❀
#feminine dating#feminine#black femininity#black women#femininity#feminine energy#hypergamy#courting#courtship#provider men#soft#divine feminine#dating#traditional relationships#relationships#flowers#couples#soft black women#soft life#women#date up#marry well#feminine journey
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The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you
#thg#everlark#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#she's the personification of that “well now i don't want to” meme#Katniss post war:#“now that the people who were forcing me to marry Peeta are dead#i can finally get back to doing what I want#which is to marry peeta”
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My personal understanding of the situation
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 miss pauling#tf2 pauling#i wish i was home and could draw this digitally or at least well#i found out medics name at 2 am and couldn't go back to sleep from hysterics. funniest choice of a name for him istg#and i realized we were given miss Paulings name in the comic 5 minutes before drawing this#i love both their names. i will forever mourn Joseph Ludwig#but#this is so funny its so worth it#and flo..... Florence Pauling.... okay lesbian omg......... i#good for her#i hope she's happily married to the loveliest woman who loves her sm#and i hope medic doesn't cry himself to sleep after heavy laughs at his name for 3 hours
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i cant believe they drop this bomb then just move on
#name a better may as well be married partnership#psych#IMMEDIATELY followed by 'dont you dare go boneless on me shawn'
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#cherry on top is the gay ppl marrying each other#this worked too well. catch me with an agot-era one of these in like ten minutes#house of the dragon#hotd#fire and blood#asoiaf#otto hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#laenor velaryon#helaena targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#daemon targaryen
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18+, touch-starved, 'waiting' gentleman Nanami Kento, male masturbation over the clothes
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"But...does this count?" you whispered against Nanami Kento's neck, your hand trailing down to the curved tenting at the front of his tan trousers. He jolted, grunting, involuntarily bucking against your palm.
He was a gentleman; one who waited; one who longed. Certainly not one to turn his back on due diligence, and favouring flowers over fondling. Any girlfriend whom he intended to become his wife, would only be taken by him after a societally appropriate time.
But how long would this be? With you, a day felt like a month; a month, years. With how you smiled against his throat, he knew, from every twitch of his touch-starved body, that even a gentleman may meet his resolve's end sooner than planned.
"It...it counts," Kento choked, his body betraying him to roll his hips and the straining underside of his cock up against your palm. "I...I shouldn't. You deserve-- deserve--"
"...deserve to know the face of your pleasure, before you come inside me?" Kento froze, paralysed by the honesty, the filth of your words. He felt his cock twitch beneath your palm when you spoke again, lower this time. "Yes. Yes, I do. So..."
"I-- I don't-- haaaah," Kento cried, hoarse and breathy, for a twitch almost as bone-deep as one when he spilled himself, shivered through his length. He felt the dribble of pre-cum soak through his trousers; he saw it, too, the sticky fluid staining the pale material to beige. You felt it, too; you saw it, too. Kento knew he was a goner, when you bit your lip beneath dilating pupils.
You cupped your hand around the length of his cock, moulding his boxers and trousers to his shape, and slowly, rhythmically, beginning to jack him off through his clothes. Kento humped up desperately, dishevelled and panting, and touch-starved, so touch-starved--
"Feels good?" you whispered, suckling his throat to leave rose petals on his skin. Kento only groaned; husky, shuddering, coming undone embarrassingly quickly. Touch without touch was so illicit, so debauched, for one so corseted as he.
"Feels...feels...like I'm going to come in my boxers like a boy--" Kento growled, tangling his fingers through your hair to keep your lips on his throat.
"Would that be so bad?" you murmured against his pulse point, your tongue dipping out to taste the desperation off his skin. Your hand sped up, gliding around the length of him.
Your eyes closed to imagine it was his bare cock in your hand, instead. Your eyes closed, to imagine how the shape of him would fit every plush facet of your insides. You shivered; Kento moaned. You felt him hardening even further; felt the ghost of veins, standing proud, winding around his cock like desire paths.
The gentleman was gone, now; the needy remained.
"Don't stop," panted Kento, fucking up into your palm with every smooth masturbatory motion that your hand made around him, "--just--just like that-- don't stop-- I...I'll..."
Trailing your lips from his jaw to his mouth, you pressed a chaste little peck to his lips; but it was when your tongue swiped over his lower lip, that he met his undoing.
Your hand pumped only two more fabric-frictioned long pumps...before Kento held his breath. His jaw dropped in a silent gasp. His hand tightened in your hair, the other pressing dimples into the divot of your waist. And you felt him spill.
Kento moaned with every twitch of his cock, leaping and spurting beneath tan confines. You watched, fascinated, to see him come apart with each bucking spill, each deepening stain that spread beneath his clothes. His face, twisted in divine agony, would be seated into your mind until he took you, pinned and begging his name, for the first time.
"--f-fuck...o-ooohhh f-fuck...p-pathetic...so pathetic--"
"--hot, actually--"
A rough, gravelly cough; a mirthless laugh, with his final weak spatters of cum.
"...you...will be the end of me...I swear on my life..."
Kento opened one slim, brown eye, regarding your gleeful lip-biting with a huff. He had almost pulled himself together...until you dipped down to the cum-stain on his crotch, and fixed your mouth around it, sucking through the saturated fabric and dipping out your tongue to taste him.
Kento whimpered, bucking weakly against your lips, for you had broken him once, and twice, and now thrice, and he wondered how he would ever survive--
"...taste amazing, Kento."
Four times. Kento flipped you beneath him, pinning you to the sofa with sadistic satisfaction at the look of shock on your face.
He blew upwards, wisping commas of blond off his sweaty forehead. He curled one long finger into his tie, loosening it with one violent tug.
"I've had enough of you, madam. If you won't treat me like a gentleman, then I shan't be."
#pseudowho#haitch#I've been writing a touch-starved MMC and I'm having brain rot and I'm not ashamed#Or well I am ashamed a little bit#I'm a grown professional married woman what am I doing#Anyway#Back to the tags at hand#jjk#nanami kento#kento nanami#jjk nanami#kento nanami x reader#kento nanami x you#nanami fluff#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu nanami#kento nanami smut#kento nanami x y/n#nanami#nanami fanart#nanami kento fluff#nanami kento smut#nanami kento x you#nanami kento x reader#nanami smut#nanami x reader#nanami x y/n#nanami x you#nanamin#Nanami Kento x reader smut
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The Dellamortes
#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter#something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans#but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does#just shows up 0 input#the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here#when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times#I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those#mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could#also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins#of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#datv#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook mercar#rook dragon age#I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble#also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck#cause imperial chantry#also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED#also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh#I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol#Vivienne Rook Mercar#well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA#I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like#who the fuck is Vivienne
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Ouggahgggaaaghhahggggggggghhhajhahg he built her a billboard oahhgaghhhggcfccaffdghhgggghhhhhhhh he’s in love with his wife AHHHGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
#fanart#empires s1#empiresblr#empires smp#empiresshipping#?? does this count?#I am shipping them but they are also married and in love#jizzie#…worst ship name in existence#might as well call them seamen since she comes from the sea and he’s a man#hate the world#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#lizzie ldshadowlady#ldshadowlady#hermitblr#bilby art tag#mcytumblr#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#mcyt
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movie time ft future polyniigo
#project sekai#prosekai#prjsk#prsk#polyniigo#niigo#nightcord at 25:00#25ji nightcord de#nightcord#25ji#n25#kanade yoisaki#25 ji nightcord de#mafuyu asahina#ena shinonome#mizuki akiyama#my art#a future polyniigo in these trying times anyone?#DOES ANYONE NOTICE THE WEDDING RINGS#mfy is obvious knd as well ena's is only a littleeee there and mzk's is hidden cuz of the cups and im UPSET ABOUT THAT#but know they are all married#teehee
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Them: "You need to Decenter Men"
Me: "Decenter men for what? Men enhance my life"






If the men in your life we're enhancing your life, you wouldn't be trying to decenter them.
#feminine dating#hypergamy#feminine#date up#marry well#polarity#hypergamous#provider men#feminine masculine polarity#providers#dating tips#dating#relationships#decenter men for what
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A broke man is supposed to be a red flag, not an opportunity for you to play Bob the builder.
Don't try to fix him, run!
#hypergamy#feminine dating#providermen#feminine#black femininity#women#femininity#feminine journey#broke men#dusties#providers#provider men only#date up#marry well#hypergamous#dating
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#tv: star trek: deep space nine#ds9edit#trekedit#julian bashir#elim garak#garashir#what was the reason?#what was i supposed to get out of this?#that they're madly in love?#that they're married?#that they're meant to be together forever?#well if so mission fucking accomplished#they were always married#anyway they're in love#how incredibly straight said no one#things i made
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He did eventually sign it
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo#but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married#which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about#anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me#first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is#you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere#then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it#he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official#but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out#also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay#the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official#THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG#you get it i think it's funny
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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.
#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it#type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro#zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem#and ofc he just rolls with it#they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other#pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides#dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out#legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#one piece#sanzo#zoro
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brent spiner star trek casting orgin story is so fucking funny like they really saw this hilarious goofy musical theatre guy and then were like “let’s cast him as the robot” for shits/giggles and then lives were changed.
#data soong#star trek#history was made cause he really ate down with one of the best character portrayals of all time#king shit#if I met him in the 80s-90s we would be married by now#brent spiner#star trek tng#data#android#acting#nobody could’ve played data as well bro needed the bills paid and then got stuck in this the rest of his life
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