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femininedating · 15 days ago
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POV: You're a wealthy wife
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foldingfittedsheets · 7 months ago
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So on Tuesday my wife and I dropped off the paperwork to register as legally married and as part of that I want to finally legally change my name. I haven’t used my deadname in decades and I’m so ready.
But the very nice lady at the Recorders office said we’d need to go through Social Security for name changes. Since we were already in the city we walked to the SS office.
The ground floor was like a TSA, with scanners and guards. They asked, “Do you have any weapons?”
We both did. My wife held out their cute Swiss Army knife which got an immediate pass. Mine caused more issue, though. It’s a cute little knife, it folds up to look like a leaf and unfolds into a blade. I showed the man and he looked gravely concerned.
When he asked to see it closer I obliged, folding it closed so I could take it off my key ring to hand over. And this man. This buff security man. Could not open my cutesy little knife to save his life. He futilely pawed at it from all different angles while I tried to say, “Look, you can see the hinge, just pull at the top…”
Finally he had to hand it back so I could open it for him. Then two other men came over and all three Very Serious Security Men in a Federal Building pored over my tiny cute knife with great intensity and concern. A ruler was produced and they conferred in hushed whispers.
I was honestly trying not to laugh when he finally passed it back and said I could keep it, but cautioned me not to pull it out. I solemnly agreed, returning my tiny weapon to my key ring.
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tmuse-ac · 6 months ago
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dont mind them, just finding this terrifying jack attractive (arent we all)
askin them on a date
he's excited :)
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sorunort · 7 months ago
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the many designs of vanessa :) yay
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greeneyessmize · 5 months ago
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Debling is not a bad man. He is not a "bad" option. He's forthright, shows attraction to Pen, has interest in her intelligence, and has a sense of humor that compliments her own. Yes, he also has oodles of money and a title.
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But, he isn't giving her even the slightest promise to try for love. He's going to be gone 3 years at a time. And Penelope is the richest woman in London, per the books and likely the show as well.
These last three things mean he is also not a good option for Penelope.
She wants love. She is very clear with him about this, both when they discuss romance books and in their final dance. His replies are that he is happy she has a passion for her reading and then that she is beautiful.
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While Pen says she values her privacy, what she actually values is her independence. Privacy allows you to keep a secret. Independence allows you to openly be yourself.
Pen. Does. Not. Need. Money. She needs an escape from her overbearing mother and petty sisters. She is choosing to marry in society so that she can still participate in it, and thus continue LW, but she has more than enough money to leave England entirely should she wish.
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Colin is entirely in step with Pen as soon as he understands that he loves her. They were already best friends with all the humor, warmth, and affection that comes with that bond. He adores that she is so smart and witty. He is seriously so very attracted to her as evidenced by him going feral not long after their kiss.
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He's not going to leave her behind. Even book Colin is very clear, Penelope is his home. And he will not be parted from her willingly. They would travel together, never apart.
He has money of his own, but no title. Penelope doesn't need either of those things as mentioned above. But he is a part of society, which is a nice bonus for her LW work.
Colin loves Penelope with all of his heart and soul. He gave it to her on a platter without her even needing to ask. He just had to know he loved her to give her all of him.
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I think it's inevitable that Penelope will have independence to be herself with Colin, too. It's their destiny. Will it be a struggle? Yes. Will it hurt? Undoubtedly. But Colin and Pen are meant to be equals. That is what friends to lovers has to contain. Friends to lovers is balance, harmony, a dance.
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Picking between Debling and Colin is like picking between a beautiful maze like mansion with too many rooms where sighs echo off of gorgeous furnishings but is so, so empty and cold and the small cottage that fits just right and is filled with cozy warm fuzzy feelings with a blooming garden outside and an always warm hearth and a sweet little sofa with your favorite comfy blanket and it is always Sunday morning with no chores to do.
Even if Penelope had been presented both options side by side, which she wasn't, she always would have picked Colin. Pen was only picking Debling when she felt to her very bones that Colin was not an option. Then Debling removed himself as an option which made Penelope believe she had no options at all until the carriage scene.
To Pen her choices were: haunted maze mansion or nothing then cottage of her dreams or nothing. Of course she was going to reluctantly accept the mansion over nothing and of course she was going to leap at her dream cottage as soon as she knew it existed.
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smokbeast · 1 month ago
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”Trouble”
#dcatober24 day 8
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toucheholland23 · 11 months ago
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Drawing Sunflower in strawberry clothing is my new fav thing 😌💖
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a-clown-with-wings · 3 months ago
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This took me forever but I did it 😊😊😊🥰🥰🥰😚😚😚😚
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAGPIE!!! EVERYONE BE NICE TO HER 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@crystalmagpie447 !
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yet-another-haven-of-dollya · 10 months ago
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The long-awaited school break
Idea from Blue Archive short dj
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nachosforfree · 6 months ago
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The most fnaf thing ever is an HOUR LONG video about a character who doesn't exist
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squiddlysq · 8 months ago
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Murderbot's interview with Station Security when it first arrived on station went extremely well
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femininedating · 30 days ago
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𝖬𝗒 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒 𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝗇𝗄 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗅𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗏𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝖾
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kkoct-ik · 4 months ago
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komahinanami doodles from today
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p3achj3llyf1sh · 1 year ago
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This is one of the endings right?
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 11 months ago
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wifies
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beethatwee · 3 days ago
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Some more for the Lord Eclipse having a wife idea
Though few would dare to test him, his wife will always have his back. When the astrals came, she stood her ground beside him
Both designs are also very up in the air and will likely be changed a thousand times
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