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POV: You're a wealthy wife
#wealthy#aesthetic#aesthetics#wealthy woman#wealthy wife#feminine woman#feminine dating#date up#marry well#marry up#hypergamy tips#hypergamous#hypergamyblr#hypergamy#secured wife#secured woman#feminine#black femininity#black women in leisure#black women in femininity#black women in luxury#couple#relationships#relationship#feminine masculine polarity#polarity#provider men#providers#marriage#goals
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So on Tuesday my wife and I dropped off the paperwork to register as legally married and as part of that I want to finally legally change my name. I havenβt used my deadname in decades and Iβm so ready.
But the very nice lady at the Recorders office said weβd need to go through Social Security for name changes. Since we were already in the city we walked to the SS office.
The ground floor was like a TSA, with scanners and guards. They asked, βDo you have any weapons?β
We both did. My wife held out their cute Swiss Army knife which got an immediate pass. Mine caused more issue, though. Itβs a cute little knife, it folds up to look like a leaf and unfolds into a blade. I showed the man and he looked gravely concerned.
When he asked to see it closer I obliged, folding it closed so I could take it off my key ring to hand over. And this man. This buff security man. Could not open my cutesy little knife to save his life. He futilely pawed at it from all different angles while I tried to say, βLook, you can see the hinge, just pull at the topβ¦β
Finally he had to hand it back so I could open it for him. Then two other men came over and all three Very Serious Security Men in a Federal Building pored over my tiny cute knife with great intensity and concern. A ruler was produced and they conferred in hushed whispers.
I was honestly trying not to laugh when he finally passed it back and said I could keep it, but cautioned me not to pull it out. I solemnly agreed, returning my tiny weapon to my key ring.
#ramblies#ended up bailing on the security office though#it was very bad vibes and my wife was suffering#Iβll try to go Friday to the smaller one by us#Iβd rather spend my days off with them doing nice things even if it means suffering a government office alone
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dont mind them, just finding this terrifying jack attractive (arent we all)
askin them on a date
he's excited :)
#there isn't enough of him fr#there needs to be more loving on my fourth wife#frfr#jack o moon#jack-o-moon#fnaf the daycare attendant#the daycare attendant#daycare attendant x reader#jackomoon x reader#dca fandom#fnaf help wanted 2#fnaf hw2#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#petrixmuse art
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the many designs of vanessa :) yay
#fnaf#five nights at freddys#security breach#fnaf security breach#vanessa fnaf#sammi sketches#thats my BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!!!!!!!
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Debling is not a bad man. He is not a "bad" option. He's forthright, shows attraction to Pen, has interest in her intelligence, and has a sense of humor that compliments her own. Yes, he also has oodles of money and a title.
But, he isn't giving her even the slightest promise to try for love. He's going to be gone 3 years at a time. And Penelope is the richest woman in London, per the books and likely the show as well.
These last three things mean he is also not a good option for Penelope.
She wants love. She is very clear with him about this, both when they discuss romance books and in their final dance. His replies are that he is happy she has a passion for her reading and then that she is beautiful.
While Pen says she values her privacy, what she actually values is her independence. Privacy allows you to keep a secret. Independence allows you to openly be yourself.
Pen. Does. Not. Need. Money. She needs an escape from her overbearing mother and petty sisters. She is choosing to marry in society so that she can still participate in it, and thus continue LW, but she has more than enough money to leave England entirely should she wish.
Colin is entirely in step with Pen as soon as he understands that he loves her. They were already best friends with all the humor, warmth, and affection that comes with that bond. He adores that she is so smart and witty. He is seriously so very attracted to her as evidenced by him going feral not long after their kiss.
He's not going to leave her behind. Even book Colin is very clear, Penelope is his home. And he will not be parted from her willingly. They would travel together, never apart.
He has money of his own, but no title. Penelope doesn't need either of those things as mentioned above. But he is a part of society, which is a nice bonus for her LW work.
Colin loves Penelope with all of his heart and soul. He gave it to her on a platter without her even needing to ask. He just had to know he loved her to give her all of him.
I think it's inevitable that Penelope will have independence to be herself with Colin, too. It's their destiny. Will it be a struggle? Yes. Will it hurt? Undoubtedly. But Colin and Pen are meant to be equals. That is what friends to lovers has to contain. Friends to lovers is balance, harmony, a dance.
Picking between Debling and Colin is like picking between a beautiful maze like mansion with too many rooms where sighs echo off of gorgeous furnishings but is so, so empty and cold and the small cottage that fits just right and is filled with cozy warm fuzzy feelings with a blooming garden outside and an always warm hearth and a sweet little sofa with your favorite comfy blanket and it is always Sunday morning with no chores to do.
Even if Penelope had been presented both options side by side, which she wasn't, she always would have picked Colin. Pen was only picking Debling when she felt to her very bones that Colin was not an option. Then Debling removed himself as an option which made Penelope believe she had no options at all until the carriage scene.
To Pen her choices were: haunted maze mansion or nothing then cottage of her dreams or nothing. Of course she was going to reluctantly accept the mansion over nothing and of course she was going to leap at her dream cottage as soon as she knew it existed.
#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3 spoilers#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton s3 spoilers#bridgerton s3#polin bridgerton#bridgerton 3#metaphor#lord debling#pebling#penelope and colin#pen x colin#penelope x colin#penelope bridgerton#colin bridgerton#colin my wife bridgerton#lady whistledown#nicola coughlan#luke newton#not a real choice#apples and oranges#security vs love
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βTroubleβ
#dcatober24 day 8
#Doing my override boys for these two hehe#art#my art#fnaf#dcatober24#fnaf dca#dca fandom#fnaf moon#fnaf security breach#Moon#Inktober#art prompt#Fnaf override au#fnaf override au moon#Wife ocs#mogens
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Drawing Sunflower in strawberry clothing is my new fav thing ππ
#my art#my artwork#fnaf#fnaf security breach#five nights at freddy's#gitm#ghost in the machine#sunflower#gitm au#gitm sunflower#sunflower gitm#she is my husband#he is my wife#π«Άπ©·ππΈπΈπ©·πππ
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This took me forever but I did it ππππ₯°π₯°π₯°ππππ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAGPIE!!! EVERYONE BE NICE TO HER π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
@crystalmagpie447 !
#mxiize#fnaf#tee hee#fnaf security breach#fnaf daycare attendant#dca community#sun fnaf#fnaf dca#digital aritst#magpie <33333#my wife <3#magpie#yippeeeee#beloved mutuals#mutuals <3#winged moon#winged sun#rahhhhhhhhhhhh#happi birthday#happy birthday#birthday#time#lol
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The long-awaited school break
Idea from Blue Archive short dj
#Having an infertile love interest is like free real estate#dollya art#robin the orphan#dol robin#dol pc#lya the blossom#dol#dol fanart#degrees of lewdity#Be a good trophy wife and fill your lover up real good Robin that's how you keep her energized to make more money to secure both your asses#sigh#I really should stop eating so many creampuffs#shouldn't be posting at this hour but oh well#I rarely do color but once I do I remember why I don't
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The most fnaf thing ever is an HOUR LONG video about a character who doesn't exist
#correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure the only single time ever that the idea of william having had a wife was#that little section of security breach with the security bots sitting at the table#otherwise there has NEVER been ANY mention of her anywhere else in william content
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Murderbot's interview with Station Security when it first arrived on station went extremely well
#murderbot#the murderbot diaries#secunit#ayda mensah#senior officer indah#WHERE IS HER FANDOM TAG#I like to think Pin Lee & Mensah r thru the one way glass just losing their fucking minds#Indah calls Murderbot 'Security Consultant Silly Rabbit' ONCE & gets an absolute bollocking off Mensah for it#my wife & I were in TEARS abt this yesterday so I sat down n put in a fuckin 10 hour shift at the clip studio factory to churn this oot#I love Murderbot ! I think it sucks. failing social QTEs at all times#fucking. oh shit an awkward pause. QUICK ! Say something !!! 'I'm her silly rabbit.' WHERES THE NEAREST AIRLOCK#squiddlyart#squiddlyvids
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#provided for#spoiled#spoiled girlfriend#provider men#feminine dating#feminine#hypergamy#date up#marry well#date smart#secured woman#secured wife#standards#high standards#dream girl
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komahinanami doodles from today
#kostik draws#i like them a lot theyre so cute#mr voices and his beautiful wife and his hilariously awful rebound relationship#nagito komaeda#hajime hinata#chiaki nanami#danganronpa#danganronpa fanart#fanart#it has been a bad week but when has it NOT been a bad week#finally managed to secure like. three hours today. of not being overstimulated and angry and scared and made these. yaaay#also yes i know theres a continuity error with komaeda missing his arm but being around chiaki. i decided i dont care#fanart situations are whatever i want them to be
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This is one of the endings right?
#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb#my art#traditional art#glamrock freddy#gregory security breach#snapcube#i miss my wife tails
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Some more for the Lord Eclipse having a wife idea
Though few would dare to test him, his wife will always have his back. When the astrals came, she stood her ground beside him
Both designs are also very up in the air and will likely be changed a thousand times
#honestly have a lot of ideas for how Eclipse came to power#not the same way he did canonically on the show#itβs a lot more sad#captive wife au#tsams art#tsams eclipse#tsams au#tsams lord eclipse#lord eclipse#fnaf au#fnaf sun#fnaf Eclipse#art#my art#fnaf art#fnaf security breach
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wifies
#mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah Them <3#i like to think that rogers uses jade as her personal jungle gym#what is big wife for if not Climbing and Perching#scribble garnish#not-fish <3#oc#original character#dragon#dragons#they are Thee immortal pairing to me#living in the past and future / living in the present#plagued by the knowledge that she will always leave / secure in the resolve that she will always come back#eternal memory / will forget and remember a thousand times over
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