#bridgerton s3

[worldofanonymity]

In front of my salad, steak, eggs, cheese, bread, AND wine! Dark eyes rub thighs. "Just a friend" would never be uttered again! 💋

Colin Bridgerton looking at Penelope in ways that are absolutely unhinged a necessary 🧵

girl i’d be giggling and twirling my hair and running around the yard too after being looked at like THIS

because this is a normal way to look at your “just a friend” when she’s not looking

“I miss you.” pen is stronger than me because I would have instantly folded and said fuck it let’s kiss

went to the university of yearnington with a degree in downbadism

not a single holy thought was had

IN FRONT OF MY SALAD????

no explanation needed

no explanation needed again

“his eyes darkened” or whatever they say in fics

[becauseyouvexme]

i would like to talk to the person of color who wrote these lines bc they still make me wanna cry everytime

[iiilllsam]

knock knock, i finally got out of my art block’s clutches who else cheered

[allyouneedisteaandlove]

name a sneakier mom than violet "oh you're too tired to come to the ball? what a shame, you're going to miss sweet Penelope getting engaged. well, anyway dear, feel better" bridgerton. i'll wait.

[darlinglittlemeg]

Idk if this has been done yet-

[grace-williams-xo]

I am in TEARS this is hands down the funniest Bridgerton tweet [edit: was not expecting it to quickly become my post popular post lmao here’s the link if you’re a twitter person]

[bats-baby]

kinda glad part 2 came out during June so I can wish these two a happy pride month 😚🫶🏼🏳️‍🌈

[polin-ista]

When he said "plan to entrap me" i actually laughed like baby boy i know you're mad but your gurl was five seconds away from a proposal before you gatecrashed it and when she actively tried to escape you. you ran her carriage down, finger banged her in the back of it and then proposed of your own volition.

What exactly did she do? Eat cake? Actively stay away from you? Engage in courtship with someone else?

Sorry its so funny 😂🤣

[kathani-bridgerton]

Penelope: Pretend to be shopping for sweets so no one thinks we are together.

Colin:

[softestaries]

Lady Danbury: is something going on between you and my brother?

Violet: remember that time you fucked my dad?

[hufflepotato-18]

HERE’S THE FUNNIEST TWEETS I’VE SEEN SO FAR BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE THEM

[glitterfairy-21225]

Francesca Bridgerton really info dumped about her special interest to John Stirling and he said, “I can’t think of anything witty to say in response but I can leave abruptly to give her a grand gesture relating to what she just told me.”

And Francesca really said, “I’m so grateful I literally cannot wait to perform this piece. I’m gonna leave abruptly even though both my suitors are in front of me.”

This is the kind of autistic x autistic relationship I dream about.

[hiyyihrts]

Colin and Pen BARELY touched lips for their first kiss and it had Colin spiraling to the point where he was entering the drawing room and going “I DIDN’T KISS PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON QUIT ASKING ME” before anyone had even said one word to him that morning

[ladywhistleballs]

This is exactly how I picture them after colin and pen married 😂

[mymailody]

me: still processing bi benedict

the writers: 🏳️‍🌈 MICHAELA stirling 🏳️‍🌈

[myfairstarlight]

We joke but the fact NO ONE bats an eye when Penelope and Colin are unchaperoned in broad daylight, or the way they keep to themselves in the corner of balls and other events, speaks a lot of how little the ton considers Penelope as a desirable debutante. Fife and co mock Colin for his friendship with her. Portia catches them alone in a room and somehow doesn't jump on the YOU MUST MARRY train. Even Anthony, albeit s1 Anthony so he's a bit dumb, comments that Colin has danced multiple times with Penelope yet it does not signify.

Side note but I would kill to see his reaction when he hears Colin interrupted Penelope's and Debling's dance lol.

Everyone sees Colin running after Penelope multiple times this season, and everyone assumes it's out of pity, rather than care. Like she's not even the one chasing him, he's the one doing it in all four episodes!

Never in their wildest fantasies could they imagine Colin Bridgerton being interested in Penelope Featherington indeed. And oh boy, are they in for a rude awakening! Because that boy is already loud with his actions when he wasn't even aware of his feelings, but he's gonna be even louder with his words to make sure everyone understands how much Penelope Featherington is beloved by him.