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Hehehehe
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Leviathan butt coming soon!!

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Leviathan & Beelzebub

They’re so well suited as friends lol
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despite my love hate relationship with levi and the fact im ready for a new chapter.......

is it sad im pretty excited to see levi interacting with his cat devil (hopefully)
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10 FACTS ABOUT SATAN
(Satan's birthday celebration post 🥳)

Zodiac: Cancer. Birthday: July 14.
Favorite food (drink to be more precise): wine with poison from a poisonous snake.
He likes both beating and being beaten. But the latter is only preserved for us, his beloved.
Satan knows the face and name of every devil in Gehenna. Some even had the privilege of being named by him when they were born.
The smartphone we are using to chat with other devils originally belonged to Satan. He has a lot of smartphones due to the nature of his job so he gave us one for usage.
He stole our first kiss and the first devil to fuck us.
Satan sleeps with open eyes.
At this moment, Satan is one of the only two devils to have made contracts with us (our own contracts, not Solomon's). He's also the first devil to have his contract with Solomon broken.
His archenemy in Heaven is Gabriel.
The backseat of his motorcycle is reserved for us.
Happy Birthday, our King of Wrath 🥳
I made effort to not mention his height in this post, in case you are wondering.
#whb fact series#what in hell is bad#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb#whb satan#whb gabriel#whb gehenna
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WHB KINGS TWT LINKS
CW: Just a shit ton of porn
SATAN ɞ He's a jealous man, possesive even. his solution? leaving you bathed in his cum! ɞ Satan does love some backshots ;3 ɞ Fast and furious ɞ Naaaasty fingering
MAMMON ɞ Mammon just luuuuvs your ass
ɞ I saw his dick, its big, its very very big!
ɞ Mammon can get kinda clingy ɞ He canonically cums a shit ton...
LEVIATHAN ɞ Leviathan really likes elegant and sexy outfits on you, he cant help himself… ɞ Loves your bouncy tits ɞ He tends to lose his cool around you ɞ He really likes thigh highs on you. And himself.
BEELZEBUB ɞ Beel just needs you to let him eat you casually like this ɞ Number 1 munch ɞ Ride him and let him suck your titties ♥ ɞ loves the bulge
LUCIFER ɞ This man is PACKED. ɞ Lucifer can be a bit of a struggle, but he makes it fit. ɞ He just strikes me as a guy who would hold you down like this from time to time ɞ Backshotss
BELPHEGOR ɞ He hates when you squirm away, but also loves feeling you shake around him. Two birds, one stone! ɞ Belphegor loves to bounce you on his dick ɞ The thigh highs stay ON!!! ɞ He doesn't have energy 99.99% of the time but boy when he does
ASMODEUS ɞ King of lust. And squirt. ɞ Teacher asmo sooths your nerves before the test! ɞ Just let him take care of ya ɞ Quite the munch as well.
strawby here :3 i was gonna write a fic first but i lost it so uhhhh this. it took a bit, it's a bit mid buut i hope you like it anyways!
also i searched for all the links on my computer with my family roaming around the halls i was looking like this
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Asking for a bite of their food.
7 kings + Minmin + Raphy.

Satan
Yeah, he'll let you have a bite of his food. He has that big grin on his face as you ask HIM for a bite. He's basically YOUR man so he doesn't mind. Oh, and now you have to let him try your drink.
(Don't ask Mammon for a bite next.)
Mammon
His favorite thing to do is take the first bite out of others’ food, but since you're the one who asked, he'll let you take the first bite out of his.
He stares at you the whole time as you chew, swallow, and then he finally asks how it tastes.
….”Metallic?”
Oops…he forgot to mention there's gold sprinkled onto it.
L*viathan
No. You should've ordered your own.
Begrudgingly stuffs a fork with food on it into your mouth to shut you up.
Beelzebub
A bite of his food? He already finished it! And he finished yours too! Since it had your saliva on it, it tasted better to him.
Belphegor
…do you really want to take a bite out of whatever mush he eats? Because food is “Too much of a hassle to chew” so rather than eating he's… drinking it.
Maybe asking for a sip of one of his sodas might be better. He doesn't care if you drink it all, Beleth will bring more.
Asmodeus
Want a taste of his food? Sure!
“Your face looks so erotic when you open your mouth to take a bite. it makes me want to put something else in your mouth when you hollow your cheeks like that.” He says cheekily.
Look, he's been a dad and a husband, so he'll always let you have a bite.
Lucifer
This man raised Michael, and probably the other two as well. He has a flashback of when one of his little brothers asked for a bite of his food. He didn't expect you to ask him, but Gamigin has done it before too. He doesn't say yes or no, he just cuts a piece and feeds it to you.
Minhyeok
He just KNEW you'd get hungry, so he's lecturing you about how you should order for yourself next time. Anyway, he already ordered extra food for you.
Raphael
Sharing Food? With Raphael? Do you really feel tempted to try angel meat? Yeah that's right, he's chewing on one of the lesser angels.
…But he would let you have a bite if your teeth are strong enough to chew the flesh off… if not, then he can chew it off, and feed it to you mouth to mouth-
M.List! ❤️
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hii! if you’re taking requests may i request the kings reaction (+ bael & bimet if its okay) reaction to mc in her sleep pulling them into her grasp and face planting them in her boobs (i think it would be funny like they were just checking on mc and get pulled in😭)
Hi ! Thank you so much for requesting !!
Ahh I love this scenario! And the character choice is 🤌🤌🤌
I had no idea if this request was meant to be smut, fluff, angst, or crack, so I mixed all of them, I hope it's okay, and soooo sorry for the delay :(
"𝙄 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙔 𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍"

CW: Reader has boobs but I tried my best to not specify the size, Belphegor's is a bit shorter because let's be real he would fall asleep the moment he touches a bed, Bael's is also shorter because my draft of him got deleted 4 times, somnophilia and by defect Dubcon in Beelzebub's, Satan's got emotional somehow, the only one who actually got a bit smutty was Beel's, the rest (some of them) are just suggestive, kinda OOC Leviathan (?) it's hard to write fluff for someone as dense as him.
𝙎𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙉
Satan loved sleeping with you. Both hands weren't enough to count the reasons why. The main one had to be that when he was lying in your arms (or you were lying on his, depending on his mood), he felt like nothing could go wrong. He felt all his worries disappear, and just that small moment between him and you was simply perfect.
One day, while walking out of a meeting, he felt as if he hadn't seen you for a while, so he made his way to your room. Once there, he found you peacefully sleeping—how cute!
BUT, what if you weren't sleeping? What if you passed out? Maybe an angel attacked you and set up your body so it would seem like you were just asleep, or what if Gabriel kidnapped you and set up a lookalike of you or a doll that looks like you to confuse those who walked into your room.
Overthinking took over Satan so he rushed to your bed to check on you, and once he got in your bed and got close to you he suddenly felt your arms wrapping around his neck and pushing his face.
He just remained there, dumbfounded, still processing what just happened, sure he knew you were quite naughty, but so naughty to a point where your sleeping self yearned for him? That was a surprise, a very satisfactory surprise.
Satan lay down with you and hugged you tightly without caring much if he woke you up or not if you had put him in such a suggestive situation it was because you wanted “Something more” But once he felt both your bodies cuddling, your soft hands tangled in his hair, your arms hugging his face endearingly and the comfortable warmth surrounding his face coming from your soft chest, Satan wanted to stay here forever, fuck the angels and fuck the war, this was all he needed in his life.
He felt Gabriel’s brand on your chest pressing against his forehead, it was mocking him, reminding him that he could take you away from him at any moment if that were to happen, Satan had no idea how could he move on, that’s why he treasured moments like this so much, he’s confident about his power and his abilities at protecting you, but one part of him was genuinely scared about the future.
He just wishes time froze and this moment could last forever.
𝙈𝘼𝙈𝙈𝙊𝙉
Satan arranged a super urgent meeting between the two kings that he described as a “Life or death type of urgency”, but that was the secondary reason he went to Gehenna that day, the main one was to visit you, and since the king of that land refused to let anyone kidnap you, Mammon had to settle for sporadic visits until he had a defined plan to steal you away from Satan.
Once his meeting was over, he went straight to your room, at first he knocked, but once he received no response he just entered, once inside he saw your little body wrapped in the sheets, he began to walk slowly trying to make as little noise as possible so as not to wake you up, and as soon as he was close to you he brought his face closer to yours to observe you more closely, Mammon thought you couldn't look any cuter until he saw you right now.
He may have let his guard down a little too much, because suddenly one of your hands grabbed his horn and the other grabbed his head, and somehow, you planted his head between your breasts.
He stands proud as an ass guy, but who is he to complain, and if it’s your will to keep him in your arms while you sleep, or more specifically, in your chest, then he must obey his master, so as carefully as possible, he places his heavy body beside yours and places his hands directly on his target, your ass.
He would’ve loved to have let his hands explore your body more, in fact, if he wanted to, he would have done it, but Mammon does not dare to break into his master’s dream, your life in hell is stressful enough, that you deserve to rest, and he’s honored that you’re allowing him to be with you at this time, and as long as he’s here with you, no angel would success in trying to attack you.
Mammon hopes that neither of you wakes up to Satan shouting and attempting to murder him when he sees the scene of both of you sleeping together, however, any punch or kick that he may receive will be worth it as long as he continues to enjoy this moment between the two of you.
𝙇𝙀𝙑𝙄𝘼𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉
He's not a huge fan of sleeping with you, or anyone, but as long as you weren't sharing a bed with somebody else, it was fine for him.
It was a peaceful noon at Hades, way too peaceful, unusually peaceful if he had to admit, something must be wrong, where are you by the way? Where were his nobles?
Casually, Leviathan happened to pass in front of your room, that moment, he stood there and he felt uneasy, it was too much of a coincidence that neither you nor his nobles were around, he opened your door with a bang and entered your room, he started looking desperately, he searched in every corner, opened every cabinet and even checked if Foras turned invisible and hid somewhere.
Then he noticed your sleeping self that by miracle didn’t wake up by the bang of your door and the amount of noise he made while rummaging around your room, that’s when he remembered, he hadn’t checked your bed to see if there was anyone’s unpleasant presence.
That's when it happened, when Leviathan got close to you to lift the bedsheets off your body, in an instant and taking him off guard, you grabbed his head with your arms and planted his face in your chest.
In the beginning Leviathan got mad, how you dare treat him with such rudeness, what’s wrong with you? But then he smelled you, no disgusting smell of any other nasty devil was on you aside from his, he sighed in relief, well, now that his job is done he must go, he had lots of things to do anyways and cuddle time with you wasn’t one of them.
Without caring much if you woke up or not he tried to pull away from you, tried, for a human you had a pretty strong grip he thought, and it didn’t help that your sleeping self gently kissed the top of his head as you snuggled up in his hair, that little act caused things in him, maybe Leviathan was completely unaccustomed to receiving this kind of gestures, so he felt quite weird, and if he was honest, maybe even a little bit good.
Hesitantly, Leviathan got comfortable in your bed and awkwardly held your body between his arms, if he stayed with you right now none of his nobles would dare to enter your room, yeah, that was the reason why he was in your room right now, with both your bodies curled in the bed, his face buried in the pillowy surface of your chest and your hearts beating in unison.
How long has it been since he’s been so at ease in his life? Probably never, and for the first time in god knows how many years, he fell asleep out of the comfort of his coffin, but in a newfound comfort, you.
𝘽𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙕𝙀𝘽𝙐𝘽
Beelzebub has been away for some weeks now, and the first thing he wanted to do was to spend time with you, in fact, he only returned because of that, but to his surprise, when he broke into your room in Gehenna from the window, you were passed out in your bed, how cute.
He not so carefully sat at the side of the bed you were facing and stared at you for minutes, you really looked cute when you were asleep, he swears he just wanted to get a little sniff of your natural scent, but with a tight grip around his neck that for a second caught him off-guard you pulled him to the bed with you, or more specifically, to his favorite place on hell right after between your legs, your chest.
Could he easily get away from your embrace? Yes. Was he going to try? Nah.
Beelzebub would die a happy man suffocated in your chest, and also, this was a great way to get away from Bael, he wasn’t going to enter your room without your permission, right? And also, a little nap with you doesn’t sound bad, who knows what can happen once you wake up, or when you're still in your sleep.
And that's how he ended up getting comfortable beside you, with his head still face planted between your boobs, his legs tangled with yours and a firm thigh pressing against your crotch.
Bold of you to assume Beelzebub isn’t going to try to get his hands on you, in those weeks without you he couldn’t get you out of his head, so as soon as he gets settled in your bed, he takes a deep sniff of your delicious skin and slips his hands under your shorts and places them on your butt gripping it roughly and almost waking you up, almost.
Because once he saw that you were still asleep, he left his hands to wander under your shorts, and before you could do something about it you woke up to Beelzebub with two fingers buried deep inside you and your whole chest covered in hickeys and bite marks, and most importantly, Beel’s mouth vigorously sucking on your sore nipples.
A long night awaits you because he’s not getting out of your bed until he gets a taste of you, or until Satan realizes that he broke in.
𝙇𝙐𝘾𝙄𝙁𝙀𝙍
He would rather die than admit it, but Lucifer had a habit of watching you sleep. He would wait for you to fall asleep every night to sneak into your room just to observe you, sometimes he would bring a chair closer to your bed to be more comfortable, and other times he would cover you more with the sheets when he noticed you’re cold, or he would carefully remove some strands of hair from your face, and in some occasions when you’re in a particularly deep sleep, he would sit on the side of your bed to feel you closer to him, situation in which he was in right now.
You were like a beautiful artwork to him, he could gaze at your human self for hours in pure admiration, it didn’t matter if you were in Paradise Lost or in another kingdom of hell, when he had time, he would indulge in this embarrassing habit of him.
You were in such a deep sleep that he felt that if tried to give you a small kiss you wouldn’t wake up at all, but the moment his face approached yours, an unexpected strength that for a second he doubted was yours grabbed his head tightly and smashed it against your warm chest.
Never in his millions of years of age had he been so caught off guard as he is now.
What was he even supposed to do now? Were you asleep? Did you discover him? Lucifer was blank, after a few seconds he realized that your impulsive action was possibly due to an instinct, surely even in your dreams you can recognize him and that’s why you brought him closer to you, which in short means that you want him close to you.
Once his thoughts were organized, careful not to hurt you with his pointed horn, Lucifer lay down on your bed as close to you as possible, in this position he could feel your heart beating more closely, and the fluffy surface of your chest cushioned his face in a comfortable position.
He had to restrain himself from biting your chest or trying to put his hands on your private areas, eventually when he managed to fall asleep he put those thoughts aside, he preferred to be with you in a more personal moment right now, when you both woke up he would have plenty of time to enjoy you in every possible way.
Extra: Gamigin found you two when he was looking for Lucifer, he took a photo for future blackmail material.
𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙋𝙃𝙀𝙂𝙊𝙍
Well, since he's already here, he might as well just sleep with you, what a hassle would it be to go back to his room.
He loves it when things go in his favor, he came to do his great deed of the day by checking on you since it had been a while since he saw you for the last time, and whoops, he's now sleeping with you, what a casualty.
To his surprise, your sleeping self took the initiative and pulled him to the bed first, to the bed, and to somewhere else too, most specifically the best pillow he could ever wish for, your chest.
Belphegor said to himself that he must have been an amazing devil in his past life, because of how wonderful what was happening to him today.
He hates wasting time, so as soon as you planted his face in your boobs, he snuggled there and got comfortable in your bed hugging your body tightly against his.
He would have loved to savor this moment, but his sleepiness won the battle against his horniness, and he passed out, good luck trying to get out of his embrace.
𝘽𝘼𝙀𝙇
He swears he was just trying to cover your sleeping self with a blanket, you pulling him to the bed with you was most definitely not on his plans, not that he complained.
He tried to softly push himself away from you, not because he didn’t like the current scenario of you tightly hugging him, but because Bael thought that even tho you were the one that put him in this situation, you were asleep and weren’t conscious of your actions.
It was a fool's intent, because the moment Bael tried to take your arms and softly put them away from him, you hugged him from the back of his head and squished his face between your beasts.
He was fucked
He was so fucked
Bael had two options, push himself away from you and wake you up, or stay with you in your embrace, in the soft pillowy surface of your chest, surrounded by the aroma of your delicious smell, with your soft arms wrapped around him.
He concluded that he deserved a little rest, and what better chance than this one, cuddled up with you, snuggled up in your chest, what a great life he has, he just wishes that Beelzebub doesn't find him anytime soon.
𝘽𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙏
It was an easy task, you had a headache so Mammon insisted that you should take a nap, he was just supposed to check on you by orders of his king, the current situation he was in was far from the original plan, and turned his quick task into the worst internal debate he’s ever had.
Bimet couldn't even remember how he ended up with his face buried in your chest, for a second he even doubted if you were human because of how fast everything happened.
Should he separate himself from you? You are his king’s property so he would probably feel jealous about this, wait, didn’t Mammon also own him? Then there shouldn’t be a problem, right?
You felt extremely warm, but it was a comforting warmth and not a fever type of warmth, maybe this wasn’t so bad, and either way, you were the one who faceplanted his face between your boobs, so in case anyone complained he had an excuse, Bimet could say that you suddenly developed super strength one day and he couldn't escape from your grip, yeah, that was an amazing excuse, what a genius he is.
Now that his mental debate is over, he could enjoy this little (And convenient) moment with you, so he got comfortable and held your body in his arms.
Just thinking about how the amount of money other devis and even the kings would pay just to be in his place got Bimet all excited, but to their disappointment, he had you now, or you had him.
Bimet underestimated how comfortable he was because in a matter of minutes, he had fallen completely asleep in your arms.
Extra: Mammon did notice Bimet’s absence, and when he went to your room to check if he was here he saw both of you sleeping in each other's arms, Mammon just smiled and took a photo of you.
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Which one's your favorite flavor?


#I just started playing Kiss in Hell so I decided to make this meme lol#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#obey me meme#obey me memes#obey me crack#obey me nightbringer#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#obey me mammon#mammoney#mammon obey me#kiss in hell#kiss in hell mammon#whb mammon#what in hell is bad mammon#what in hell is bad?#mammon whb#omswd mammon#whb memes#whb meme#whb shitpost#mammon helluva boss#helluva boss mammon
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He wasnt even there for the plot😫
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squint...wait a minute...
bruh they have the same hairdo 😭
IT'S LITERALLY JUST THIS ONE
#what in hell is bad#whb#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in “hell” is bad?#🦐:ramblings#whb sitri#whb bimet#whb bael#NOT SAYING THAT IT'S A BAD HAIRDO#IT'S JUST FUNNY AF TO REALISE IT 😭😭😭#idk if it's on purpose or it's a coincidence
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Brih, their asses!!!!
Also Leviathan is the only Maid outfit, nice~
*My god, Lucifer. Your back*
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FINALLY A NIFLHEIM BACKGROUND
#whb#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#whb thoughts#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb prettybusy#whb niflheim#whb belphegor#whb gusion#whb bathin#whb beleth#whb vassago#whb agares#whb andrealphus
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#what in hell is bad#whb#what in “hell” is bad?#whb jophiel#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in hell is bad#whb incorrect#whb incorrect tumblr#whb text post#whb meme
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Gamigin: I'm so glad you don't mind that I'm a dragon!!!
WHB Mc: Nah, you're not a dragon.
Gamigin: *confused*
WHB Mc: You're a puppy, *clenching his cheeks* an adorable puppy.
Gamigin: *very happy* Does that mean you'd like to come to Paradise Lost with me?
WHB Mc: Yeah, why not?
Gamigin: Yeeeii *very excited* I've won!!!
WHB Mc: *chuckles* Adorable.
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COMPILATION OF ASMODEUS'S PARTNERS
Asmodeus's birthday celebration post 🥳

This compilation only lists Asmodeus's sexual (and romantic) partners that have made an appearance in game.
CW: dubious consent (dub con), exhibitionism.
Long-term partners
+) Solomon
First of Asmodeus's long time partners. He had sex with the king of lust in hundreds of positions (these two were reversible). Asmo had feeling for him but it wasn't mutual.
+) His wife
Second partner and his only spouse so far. A witch. She's the mother of the Unholyc species, the fruit between her and Asmo's. Before dying, she cursed the king of lust that if he had another child, both he and that child would die.
+) MC / us
Third and current long term partners. Descended from his first partner. The romantic feelings are mutual (or gradually becoming mutual).
One night stands
+) An old devil in Hades
When he was young, he bumped into Asmo, becoming like "a cat in heat" and became one of his one night stands. He is still terrified of Asmodeus even to this day, as an old devil.
+) Phenomenon
Get fucked by Asmodeus and brought by him to the meeting between the kings (these two things happened simultaneously). Reached orgasm in the meeting room before MC, the other kings and their right hand men.
+) Old lady in Christmas Event 2024
She was brought to the kings' meeting because it was believed she had the information that pointed to the way to cure us from the Christmas Cold (tho it was later revealed she was just senile). After the meeting ended, she and Asmo had a "private moment" *cough*.
Happy Birthday, Asmodeus 🥳😘
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