#whb incorrect

[wihellib]

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.

Mammon, sighing: Okay-

Asmo: I'm coming!

Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#695 "Parents"

The Mc's With their "Parents"

Obey Me! Mc: If I fall…

Lilith: I’ll be there to catch you

WHB? Mc*looks at Solomon* What if I fall?

WHB? Solo: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side

Crowley*watches these two interactions*

Crowley, to Yuu: And if I fall?~

Yuu: I’ll be the one who pushed you

[amazingfandommomarch]

Leviathan : *Gets down on one knee*

Mc : Oh my god! It’s finally happening!

Leviathan : *Collapses*

Mc : The poison’s kicking in!

[flys-domain]

[romeodraw250]

Thank you very much @wihellib for letting me do the prompt. It was very funny ! (Pls check the original poster of the quote !)

We all know Phenix. You're a bit horny <3

[the-great-empress]

Incorret Quotes about “Better with them than with you”

For my royal ex

*At a popular karaoke in Gehenna*

Mc on top of a table with provocative clothes and microphone in hand: I dedicate this to Diavolo and the Devildom!

Paimon: *Recording it live and direct for the other kingdoms and news programs*

Diavolo: 😍🥰

Mc: *Singing "GOSSIP" of Måneskin while dancing sensually*

Mc: Don't act like you don't know, so~

Diavolo and om Barbatos:… …

Mc: Sip the gossip, drink 'til you choke

Om brothers:… …

Sitri: I LOVE YOU SOLOMON! *faints*

Om Satan and Whb Satan: *they get on the table where this Mc is and start dancing*

Other nobles and demons of Gehenna: *Scream with excitement*

Whb Beelzebub: *Appears, climbs on the table and joins the dance*

Mc: You're not iconic, you are just like them all

Whb Solomon: *Proud of Mc*

Om Michael from his reality: *Raises thumb in approval*

*Meanwhile in the other kingdoms*

Others Whb Kings: *Watching the live* GEHENNA. GO. NOW.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Belphegor: "The mask stays on during sex"

[hunterkhean]

Another few whb incorrect quotes with oc and Mc!

Ra-on: let's have a Casual Conversation, So how Big is the 'Thing' inside ur pants? Because I know all Seraphim have impressive stuff down there

Kasory: ... WHY DO YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS????? WHAT HAVE U BEEN DOING WHILE I WAS NOT GUARDING YOU????

Ra-on: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Ra-on: *Wearing something Weird* Do you think I look bad in this?

Satan: you look like shit but that's better than Last time

Mammon: You're Perfect no matter what you look like

Beelzebub: You dont smell bad though

Leviathan: You Look like the reason God K*lled himself

Lucifer: ... Yes

Belpheghor: sort of

Asmodeus: you look very Breedable

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Kasory towards the other Angels: Dont you think commiting murder and praying to God is Overrated?

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Kasory: Sometimes I look and you and I wonder... How are you alive?

Beelzebub who's inside a trashcan and eating a stale burger: plot armor

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Ra-on: *laughing in the Corner like a maniac while typing on their phone*

Mammon: What's Ra-on Doing?

Satan: Writing Yaoi Fanfiction about Everyone

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Leviathan: I can't believe you DID that! I'm so going to hang you!

Beelzebub: Whhhaaaattttt??? All I did was pushed the Big red Button with a silly 'Dont push' word on it

Satan: E X A C T L Y!!!

[sound of Devils Crying for help could he heard in the distance]

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Ra-on: I've Done so many Important work This month

Kasory: writing about the kings making out with each other Is NOT an important work

Ra-on: Shut up you Hipoceritists!

Kasory: ??????????

Lucifer: I think you mean Hypocrite...

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Kasory: Last time I pray to god was the time before You're Born,The Moment you're Born I gave up hope on god

Ra-on: Wow! That makes you a BAD Angel, Guardan Angel...

Kasory: ... Yea I wonder who's fault is that

[mc-cos-charm]

Mc , smiling while looking at Satan : I just want to protect his smile

Satan : *smiling menacingly* DIE ANGEL!

[wihellib]

[rae-pss]

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . little prompt (♡).

leviathan/gabriel/michael : stop doing that, human.

mc: doing what exactly...?

leviathan/gabriel/michael : things that make me want to love you.

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#62 VEN PAPACITO!?-

Baby Luke & Mc THAT'S IT-...Finding an angel baby in the Tartaros lab and just that-...this angel hasn't been twisted up like the others-...So it's not kidnapping it's just...SUPRISE ADOPTION-

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Mc*Picking the angel baby with light blonde hair, tiny fluffy wings, and baby blue eyes looking at you in awe*Look at you~

Mc: He’s coming with us!?~

Levi:No, he’s not.

Mc*Holding him cheek to cheek with an excited grin*Oh, yes, he is~

Bimet: Fuck, no.

Mc: Oh, yes.

-You and your sweet angel get separated ...what you don't know is that this angel seems oddly attached to you...seemingly imprinting on you and has been looking all over you-

In mid of a fight, an angel portal appears and...in comes crawling luke with a gummy smile seeing he found you...totally ignoring the vibe...

Mc: Oh my God!!!-

Mc*Drops to the floor on knees and opens arms ready to welcome him into a hug*Oh my God!?-

Demons*Look at you taken aback*...

Levi*Discusted glared seeing you cheer the child*...

Mc: Come on, Boy!!!~

Soon...Luke's wings flutter and his crawling turns into him flying towards you faster in your direction-

Mc*Tearing up and nodding* Come on, Boy!!!~

Baby!Luke *Finally reaches you and his halo glows as he starts baby-aggressive "kissing" your face*!!!

Mc: We’ll never be apart, never, ever again!!!

Mc: Never, ever again!?-

Raph*Appears from the sky but stops...seeing the last angel made by god before he disappeared* DESCENDANT OF SOLOMON-...Luke?

Mc*Stops midway twirling with Luke in arms*-Fuck!?!

Just baby Luke ruining ANY chance for the demon kings and others to be pervs-

[amazingfandommomarch]

Leviathan : Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Belphegor ’s bedroom?

Mc: No, they refuse to let any of us visit. You know what that means.

Asmodeus , nodding: Dungeon.

Mammon , nodding: Rich.

Beelzebub , nodding: Homeless.

Leviathan , nodding: Secretly in the mafia.

Mc: What? No, I meant they’re messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?

[flys-domain]

[thatfanfictionchick]

MC upon meeting the new crew post-kidnapping: *to Foras* are you an extrovert or an introvert?

Barbatos: He's a pervert.