#whb incorrect

[wihellib]

[kpop-otome-yandere-here]

Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.

Mammon, sighing: Okay-

Asmo: I'm coming!

Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#695 "Parents"

The Mc's With their "Parents"

Obey Me! Mc: If I fall…

Lilith: I’ll be there to catch you

WHB? Mc*looks at Solomon* What if I fall?

WHB? Solo: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side

Crowley*watches these two interactions*

Crowley, to Yuu: And if I fall?~

Yuu: I’ll be the one who pushed you

[bakersgrief]

Belphegor: I've only had Beleth for 15 minutes.

Belphegor: But if any of you disrespect 'im.

Belphegor: I'll fuckin' kill you.

[mc-cos-charm]

Twst/hsr/whb/genshin/obey me characters : "do you think I'm cute? (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠) "

Mc , looks at them : "....."

Mc , being hesitant but definitely screaming yes inside their mind : "eh , a little" 😒

[aet-tsu]

Thank you very much @wihellib for letting me do the prompt. It was very funny ! (Pls check the original poster of the quote !)

We all know Phenix. You're a bit horny <3

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Belphegor: "The mask stays on during sex"

[takitafulily]

Misadventures of the MCs #01

WHB!MC: Oh! Sorry! I must've got the wrong room!

(OB!MC and TWST!Yuu have their head on the table looking like they're dead. MM!MC is lying on the floor with their phone beeping away on the table. LTD!MC is the only functional looking one, clacking away at her laptop.)

TWST!Yuu: (Points at WHB!MC) No no, you look like you're in the right place.

WHB!MC: (confused) ???

OB!MC: (lifts their head up and puts their chin on the table) (also point at WHB!MC) are those fighting bruises or sexual bruises?

WHB!MC: (looks down and sees the massive bruises on their thigh) oh!... sorry............ they're sexual...... (embarrassed)

TWST!Yuu: Oh great. Another adult.

OB!MC: To be fair you're the odd one out. You're only here because no one else matches my level of therapist.

TWST!Yuu: Fair. (Puts their head back down)

WHB!MC: Oh! I heard FM!MC is on the way here as well. No one's met them yet so I don't know what they're like.

LTD!MC: They're probably not that different from us. Worse case scenario, they're like MM!MC and OB!MC. Best case scenario, they're like me.

WHB!MC: What about me?

LTD!MC: You're in the middle hon. Your harem is the best if not a little kinky, they chug their respect juice, but your angels are no joke.

OB!MC: (mumbling) My angels are the best..... not to mention the sex....

WHB!MC: I'm working on the angels ;)

[rae-pss]

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . little prompt (♡).

leviathan/gabriel/michael : stop doing that, human.

mc: doing what exactly...?

leviathan/gabriel/michael : things that make me want to love you.

[wihellib]

[thatfanfictionchick]

MC upon meeting the new crew post-kidnapping: *to Foras* are you an extrovert or an introvert?

Barbatos: He's a pervert.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#945 CAT VS CROW

WHB Satan*smirking at him* You've been tamed by Mc, Tiny Mammon

OB!Mammon*Growls at him and rolls eyes* I have not been tamed by treasure-I mean the human!

WHB Satan: Domesticated~

OB!Mammon: I have not-

WHB Satan: "Bark, bark!" that's you!~

a battle of the "First demons" Mc has the pleasure...to take care of...

[bakersgrief]

Sitri: We need to come up with a uniform for the nobles of Gehenna. Any ideas, your majesty Satan?

Satan: Gucci boots.

Sitri: ...What?

Satan: Gucci. Boots.

Satan: Thigh high.

Sitri: .....

Sitri: Very reasonable, your majesty.

[mc-cos-charm]

Mc , being kidnapped by Michael : why do you always tear up? There's so much goodness in this world..

Michael : well I don't know mc , why do you have asthma?

Michael : there's so much air in this world!

[the-great-empress]

Incorret Quotes about “Better with them than with you”

For my royal ex

*At a popular karaoke in Gehenna*

Mc on top of a table with provocative clothes and microphone in hand: I dedicate this to Diavolo and the Devildom!

Paimon: *Recording it live and direct for the other kingdoms and news programs*

Diavolo: 😍🥰

Mc: *Singing "GOSSIP" of Måneskin while dancing sensually*

Mc: Don't act like you don't know, so~

Diavolo and om Barbatos:… …

Mc: Sip the gossip, drink 'til you choke

Om brothers:… …

Sitri: I LOVE YOU SOLOMON! *faints*

Om Satan and Whb Satan: *they get on the table where this Mc is and start dancing*

Other nobles and demons of Gehenna: *Scream with excitement*

Whb Beelzebub: *Appears, climbs on the table and joins the dance*

Mc: You're not iconic, you are just like them all

Whb Solomon: *Proud of Mc*

Om Michael from his reality: *Raises thumb in approval*

*Meanwhile in the other kingdoms*

Others Whb Kings: *Watching the live* GEHENNA. GO. NOW.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Barbatos: *sunbathing naked* "the sun's so warm it's shining on my 🍆 today's a good day~"

Foras: "Orias just came back"

Barbatos: *immediately puts his clothes back on* "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"