#whb michael

[livelaughlovesubs]

Rara would look good with some more piercings ♥︎

[mydahliarose]

*Michael acting like a Victorian man seeing ankle for the first time everytime niiri archs her foot to ballet pointe position especially when she stretches them*

[sparkbeast20]

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #1 (Cont.)

Michael: I've succeeded in killing Asmodeus. Now, fulfill your promise.

MC: *nonchalantly; looks a bit mature now since 10 years have already passed*

MC: *examines the head*

MC: Hm... This looks like him, alright.

MC: *looks at him dead in the eye* Did you get lazy so you decided to create a replica of his head, huh?

Michael: ...

Gabriel and Raphael: *chuckle*

Michael: I’ve endured ten years of torment in Abaddon. Surely, you can be considerate enough to let this one pass.

Gabriel: A promise is a promise, Michael.

Raphael: If you can’t accomplish a single simple task, you have no right to ask for god’s hand in marriage.

Michael: ...

Michael: *kneels before MC, crawling towards them with a sultry grace before wrapping his arms around their legs*

Michael: Please? I'll be a good husband to you.

MC: *feeling grossed out* You're making me want to chop off my own legs.

Michael: That would be perfect. If you can’t walk, I can force you to stay with me.

MC: ...

Gabriel and Raphael: ...

Gabriel and Raphael: This insolent—

MC: *feeling sleepy*

Foras: MC...

MC: Hey there, Foras. Does Leviathan have a message for me?

Foras: No, I'm just here to check up on you.

Foras: How's your health recently?

MC: As you can see, I'm doing well.

Foras: ...

Foras: But MC... Your name appeared in Lemegeton.

MC: Yeah, I know about that.

Foras: !!!

Foras: MC, you're the—

MC: The vessel. And the owner is coming back, and he's expecting that everything will be in order.

MC: Including my punishment for the ungodly behavior I've done on earth.

Foras: Still, those were helpful to humans—

MC: I abused my authority. That's all there is, not that I have any regrets.

Foras: I see... In that case—

MC: I'll be spending my remaining few years with Michael.

Foras: ...

Foras: Pardon?

Satan: They have something in mind. I could feel it.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: The descendant of Solomon is destined to die within the next fifteen years.

Satan: That's impossible; they're healthy.

Lucifer: It isn't if god will truly return.

Satan: ...

Asmodeus: I'm calling dibs to their soul.

Leviathan: You're not in contract with them.

Asmodeus: Oh, but I'm technically their husband, remember? They still bear my mark as of this moment.

Asmodeus: I'm certain they wouldn't mind becoming my trophy spouse.

Belphegor: Fuck off.

Mammon: Hate to drop this on everyone, but they've already entrusted their soul to Lucifer.

Lucifer: ...

Satan: Wait—WHAT?!

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Oh.

Satan: IT'S NOT ME?!

Mammon: Don't worry, there'll be next time; if they continue the bloodline.

Beelzebub: Which is doubtfully.

'Child, I was merely testing you—I never meant to punish you for aiding Hell and delivering rightful punishments.'

MC: Nah, I'm tired.

'...Very well.'

[nunaxnana]

MC goes to heaven

"all according to the plan >:3 "

[rae-pss]

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . whb as silly cat pics with texts.

beelzebub and bael when their crush is close.

lucifer and michael enjoyers.

leviathan and mammon enjoyers.

half the fandom when the characters appear on screen and do anything.

[skyeslittlecorner]

Gabriel (Christmas),

Michael (Christmas),

Raphael (Christmas)

likeability comics - spoilers below!

I didn't expect to get these comics so early, but what a surprise. A true Christmas miracle

Do we… see God for the first time here?

They're mood lol, I guess they haven't conquered hell because they're busy beating each other up. Everything is wrong with them lol and that's why they are so funny

Honestly, although I'm not the biggest fan of angels, I think I will become one. They are well-developed as characters, they have their own depth, their own history and relationship, I didn't expect that we would get to know them so quickly… and that they would be so silly.

But since I'm still faithful to Andrea, nope, don't do this to me, I don't want to sympathize with Rafael, I'm just a weak person, don't show me such things-

[roxanne193018]

Whb meme dump bc why not

[leripink]

♡ I did this at night and well, why not publish it, right?

I accept debates except for Beelzebub; leave that man to in My Little Pony; for the others, I completely accept debate.

[iceingms]

Summary

of Luci's relationships:

LMAO. It took me a while, but it's worth it.

You're in for a long trip… Good luck! Because on that boat, I'm not getting on… Yes, I'm sad.

Edit: About the incestuous relationship, yes, that's why God abandoned them, because of Michael. (I have no proof, but I have no doubt either).

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

I gotta know how Luci would react to finding out Gabriel has 2 human victims (MC & Minhyeok)

He gouged Michael's left eye for killing dragons. Idk what he'd say about Gabriel attacking two humans and the one he nearly killed wasn't even related to Solomon

[livelaughlovesubs]

Idk why I made this

[strawberrykuro]

PB YOUR GOING TO KILL MEEE 🥹🥹���😭

I just woke up in the middle of the night, decided to scroll tumblr and I SEE BABY MICHAEL AA A A

Edit+Spoilers:

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A A A A HE HOLDING THE TOY FLOWER LUCIFER GAVE HIM AS A BABY

STOO THIS MADNESS

WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME 😭😭😭

[sparkbeast20]

Wait a fucking min!!!

38... Centimeters...

HE'S FUCKING BIGGER THEN LUCIFER!!!!

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #2

MC: ...

Raphael: ...

Raphael: I know you can see me.

MC: No, I can't.

Raphael: You can.

MC: I can't.

Raphael: ...

Raphael: But you can hear me.

MC: No, I don't. I'm deaf.

Raphael: Should I cut your ears off then?

MC: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO IGNORE YOU?!

Raphael: Why? I've been assigned by god to be your guardian angel.

MC: Where's your proof? Written document? If you don't have any, why would I believe you?

Raphael: ...

Michael: Have you failed to convince them again?

Raphael: Yes. They're asking me for a written document.

Michael: Hmph. Every descendant of Solomon we've met has always been so stubborn.

Raphael: You already know that and yet you want them to join us.

Michael: They are the descendant of my dearly beloved spouse.

Raphael: You're saying that, but you didn't even honor their wish to leave their descendants alone.

Minji: *Minhyeok's granddaughter* Are you alright? You look pale.

MC: I'm fine; just didn't get enough sleep last night.

Minji: Because you binge-watch movies again.

MC: No!

Minji: ...

MC: ...

MC: I went to bed an hour early.

Minji: Like hell, I would believe you.

MC: Tch.

Gabriel: *smiles while watching them from afar*

Gabriel: I can't wait to finally introduce myself to you.

[devilmen-collector]

One of the devils: *looks at MC with suggestive eyes and puts a hand on their thigh*

MC: *slaps the hand away* No, it's Holy Week! Be holy!

The angels: Amen.