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˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . whb as silly cat pics with texts.
beelzebub and bael when their crush is close.
lucifer and michael enjoyers.
leviathan and mammon enjoyers.
half the fandom when the characters appear on screen and do anything.
#— thoughts.#— what in “hell” is bad?#i'm silly today (silliest idiot ever)#whb#what in hell is bad#whb meme#mammon whb#whb mammon#leviathan whb#whb leviathan#whb lucifer#lucifer whb#whb michael#michael whb#beelzebub whb#whb beelzebub#bael whb#whb bael#whb x reader#what in “hell” is bad?
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A couple more memes, because yes
That feeling when in 3 minutes of communication they managed to make you the right hand of the king and a builder
#memes#what in hell is bad#whb#niflheim whb#whb niflheim#beleth whb#whb beleth#whb demons#whb agares#whb belphegor#beelzebub whb#whb beelzebub#bael whb#whb bael
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More WHB × TTPD
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#whb#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb angels#whb seraphim#whb beelzebub#whb bael#whb michael#whb lucifer#lucifer whb#michael whb#beelzebub whb#bael whb#whb memes#whb meme
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literally how i feel any time i read this line. absolutely NOT
i think he's a great mirror type character for the mc depending on how much you draw on the default ra-on and their characterization, but more specifically their feeling of inferiority to solomon (which i take for my mc loyal). both the mc and bael are stuck filling in for a role for a king that neither feels they're well equipped for or were even born to hold and the fact that bael's so used to taking the fall that he's automatically ready to do it for you too is just. man. orz
#cliffnotes/.txt#whb#bael whb#its so...augh he makes me so sad#ik itll probably take forever to get to avisos since the promised chapter 6 hasnt even released yet#but waiting so patiently to pick bael apart (not really patient (vibrating like a chihuahua))#bael and mc spiderman pointing meme#god and both being like an imperfect copy#just similar enough to pass off as a fraud but so very different at the same time#and bc of that they'll never be true replacements#though the mc isnt even supposed to be one its like#the moment of disappointment almost everyone has shown when they realize its not solomon#even if they change tunes and bounce back quickly its there#happy to meet you but still upset its not him#and the underlying expectation that it *should* be him at first#like how it should be beel in avisos. but its not#both get a good amount of reassurance and support from those around them tho i will say its nicd#esp after seeing how the rest of avisos' camp feels abt bael#they love him and trust in him so much even though he always feels like hes failing them just by not being the king#he does so much and still feels like itll never be enough#ok now im just rambling its time to be quiet before i write an essay in here
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Bael... Bael... Come on man. Baelll... Baelllllll
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Random demon: Best king to choose as your child's father.
MC: ...
MC: Mammon.
The other kings: ...
WHB Mammon: *smirks*
Bimet: Of course. I mean, who would be better than His Majesty Mammon?
Foras: His Majesty Leviathan!
MC: Nope. My child will just get insecure about themselves.
Sitri: How about His Majesty Satan, Solomon?
MC: He's my second best option, but I can't be angry always.
Bael: ...
Bael: Yeah. His Majesty Beelzebub will be an absent father.
Amon: *frowns in disagreement*
Gamigin: H-How about His Majesty Lucifer?
MC: ...
MC: Does he even like me to begin with?
The demons of Paradise Lost: Yes.
WHB Lucifer: ...
MC: ...
MC: Okay. He can be the third on my list.
Bimet: His Majesty Mammon should be the only one in your list, human!
WHB Mammon: What my master wants, my master gets.
#what in hell is bad#whb mc#whb mammon#whb kings#whb bael#whb bimet#whb sitri#whb gamigin#whb paradise lost#whb lucifer#whb amon#whb foras
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More WHB mini comics
#what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb satan#whb paimon#whb eligos#whb angels#whb minhyeok#whb leraye#whb andrealphus#whb mammon#whb dantalian#whb phenix#whb bael#whb naberius#whb amon#whb foras#whb astaroth#whb beelzebub#whb sitri
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Welcome to watch mojo, today we'll be discussing top 10 most dysfunctional marriages
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How the kings would react to the shipping of them and MC
Satan
He was hanging out with his nobles, just talking gossip like normal people
But Paimon was just staying on his phone through half the conversations
"Paimon! What's so important that you're not interested in seing Sitri's baby pictures?"
Sitri was dying in the corner while Zagan was rubbing his back
Paimon takes his eyes out of his phone and giggles.
"Oh, I was just arguing with some people onlineeee"
Satan puts down the pictures of baby Sitri on the table (which Astaroth swiftly takes for himself. This will make such great blackmail material) and sits next to Paimon curiously.
"What are these dumpass arguing about now? Don't tell me Leraye started sending death threats to Barbatos over the weather again."
"Noooooo, it's better than thaaaaat. People are arguing about who the child of Solomon would dateeeee"
Satan takes Paimon's phone and starts to scroll through the comversations.
"And I'm winning, right? I mean MC has a pact with me, I was the first to meet them, it's obvious that I'm the one they'll choose"
"I know, riiiiiight?"
Satan would become the most active person in the shipping forum, just spamming it with pictures of him and MC
It's a way to assert his dominance over the whole thing.
Gamigin almost started a war between Paradise Lost and Gehenna when he started insulting Satan under his photos of MC
Mod Jjok had to work overtime to stop the harassment everyone in Gehenna was throwing at Gamigin for that
Lucifer had to send a formal apologise on behalf of his son to stop the situation from escalating further.
Mammon
Recently Eligos asked him to try on different fashion styles
At some point Mammon asks Eligos what this is all about
"The child of Solomon mentioned that they are interested in gothic fashion, so I'm trying to see what clothing would fit you and abide by goth fashion rules."
Mammon chuckles and ruffles Eligos' hair before telling him that he is already to his master's liking
"But there are a lot of people that claim that MC would be more interested in the other kings. We can't have that! Just yesterday Amon was bragging that MC and Beelzebub went on a date!"
"I'm glad they had fun with Beelzebub, but Beelzebub is mine and I am MC's. They can have fun with anyone they please."
Eligos' jaw drops to the floor. He gets flashbacks of all the arguments he had online about this and how he bought bots to mass report any Mammon x Mc slander
Eligos constantly tries to convince Mammon that the shipping wars are a big but Mammon doesn't really care.
At most he sends pictures of him and MC cuddling to Satan to spite him like all good friends do with eachother.
Leviathan
Leviathan is a lurker through the forums
It's where he got most of his information about you before kidnapping you
Probably reports all posts that aren't for the ship with him and you for false information
He would constantly post pictures of you and him doing mundane things with captions like "Living life perfectly", "Greatest day of my life", "Me and my wonderful significant other"
Makes everyone in Hades like his post and floud it with compliments
He'll make an account for you where he roleplays as a version of you that's madly innlove with you
The most likely to start an actual war between Hades and whatever ship is trending that morning
He sometimes doesn't sleep and just scrolls through the forums, refreshing constantly to see if you're having fun with someone else
King of all doxxers
No VPN will protect you from Leviathan's wrath
Beelzebub
Beelzebub was tied to his office chair with Bael glaring at him
"Go on, look at the complaint. What does it say?"
"I should take a vacation. I'm already burned out. You know, overworking is very bad for your health."
Bael glares at him with not an ounce of amusement behind his eyes
When Beelzebub skims through the files, something catches his attention
"Threat of war from Hades? I don't remember going to Hades recently, what happened?"
"While you were away having fun with the child of Solomon, Amon posted pictures of you two going at it on a forum. Next thing I know, his majesty Leviathan declared war on Avisos. I had to talk him out of it, but we now have to write a report about what happened and send it to the other kingdoms to tell them that it was resolved without any casualties."
Beelzebub was laughing his ass off while Bael was question his life choices
Beelzebub asks Amon to show him the forum which the younger devil does happily.
He sometimes go through it often, but he uses it as a way to find out where you are.
He's chiller about the whole thing, finding it kind of funny that so many people are so invested in your love life
Lucifer
Gamigin won't shut up about it.
If Lucifer took a shot every time Gamigin complained about the shipping wars, he'll dethrone Beelzebub as the king of Gluttuny
Lucifer is a softer lover, only being intense in more private parts of your relationship
So even getting him to kiss you in public (or outside the bedroom) is very hard.
This makes Gamigin's job as a shipper very hard
Lucifer finds the shipping war situation absurd
Why would anyone do this? What is it accompleshing? Why does he suddently get embargos from Hades or Gehenna after he goes on a date with you?
He'll probably have to sit Gamigin down and tell him to stop calling the other kings rude names just because they hang out with you.
It really depends on your reaction to everything as well
If you like being in the spot light, than he'll try to be more open with his affection, giving Gamigin more oportunities to gush about you online
If you want to keep your relationship more private, than he'll make all cameras fracture when pointing at the two of you
#whb#what in hell is bad#shipper au#whb satan#whb mammon#whb leviathan#whb beelzebub#whb paimon#whb eligos#whb bael#whb amon#whb lucifer#whb gamigin#whb x reader
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Feast fit for a king(s)
Whb!Beelzebub x Gn!reader x Bael
Cw: double penetration, over stimulation, mentions of Beel x Bael.
Sorry for the silence for a couple of days This is what I was working on! Aaaa
You're supposed to be in Abyssos for sightseeing however Beelzebub had other things in mind for you. At a 5 Star hotel in Abyssos famous for luxurious exciting fun and sexual themes It was a hotspot for lovers too 'rest and relax' well they have a little fun whether it be in bed or down at the lobby to gamble, play games and drink till their hearts content.
You were in bed in the nicest suite Beelzebub has gotten, naked as the day you were born Your body sore from the amount of bite marks and bruises Your legs even more so. And there he was the man who did this to you laying in bed smoking a cigarette. It was almost comical how full of energy he was. Hugging into your soft pillow you glanced at him as he reached for a pamphlet with the menu of the food That can be brought up to the room. You would hate that man if he wasn't so darn cute.
Just then the hotel door burst open, guessing that Beel forgot to lock the door You scramble to cover your body while Beelzebub didn't bother He smiled "Bael! What a pleasant surprise!"
There he was the fake king and advisor for Abyssos He was pissed off and exhausted from trying to locate Beel whereabouts he finally got a lead on this location.
"YOU!" He yelled pointing at the king who was now standing out of bed naked with a cat like smirk holding up his hands as he was caught red-handed, looks like he wasn't going to escape this time... "I'VE BEEN LOOKING-" He choked on his words when he saw you peeking out of the blanket your bare chest barely visible. "!! You-! Oh dear I'm-" finally his brain connected the dots both you and his king are naked in bed together He flushed red tearing his eyes away from you. Looking at the scene of his dear friend and normally straight lace subordinate fall apart at the mere sight of your naked body an idea came into his mind.
He knew just how big Bael crush on you was, all demons in Abyssos wanted you but Bael... He had it bad. And what kind of friend would he be if he didn't give him a little 'push'
"come now my dear brother." He said in a sing-song tone a tone that made Bael narrow his eyes. "You didn't miss anything, why don't you come join us?"
Your eyes widen at his suggestion, after he just drilled you into the mattress?!
"Beelzebub!" You silently shrieked to get his attention. You don't even think you could even walk right now how the fuck can you take more?!
But your protest came on deaf ears.
"relax delicious it's not for me" He crawls onto the bed removing the sheets from your hands, he grabs you by the waist lifting you up pressing your back against his chest.
His hands slide under to play with your now naked parts your body still sensitive from your previous actions.
Beelzebub was masturbating you in front of Bael! Bael's looked hesitant but his eyes were trained on you. Bael looked just as hungry as the king of gluttony touching you, Your legs shook threatening to close but he held them still. You wanted to protest, but Beelzebub's skilled fingers was making your mind melt.
"come on, Bael. You must be tired. You came all this way here. Why don't you 'rest'?" His words husky, thick, and smooth like molasses as his fingers continue to play with you, slowly stroking every part of you, occasionally pressing into your hole to tease Bael. Your cute little whimpers as you were too sensitive and tired to hold them back. You can tell the teasing was working, seeing the tight bulge in Bael's pants.
Bael gave in. Demons cannot resist temptation after all; his eyes half, half-lit and full of lust, made your heart leap out of your stomach as he slowly stalked closer to you. Bael took over as Beel stopped touching you. Bael's hands replaced his; his breath was shaky as he lay down to kiss you. His kiss was messy and full of desire, kissing you more and more feverishly as he began ripping off his own clothes, no longer caring about what he was supposed to be doing before; all that mattered was having you right here, right now.
Beel not wanting to be left out on all the fun lean down and kissed your neck. Now with two hands on either side of your legs he holds you open for Bael to lower his head down.
You are falling apart in their arms, Your whole body shuttered, whimpering and moaning as you felt Bael tongue against your hole.
Beel smiled, moving his hands to spread you further apart for his friend to 'eat' you.
One taste, and he was addicted, pressing his entire face against you, eager to tongue fuck you.
"taste good, right?" Beel said Bael could only moan in agreement, not wanting apart from you for even a second.
You thought just Beelzebub's tongue was long. You threw your head back as you felt Bael's tongue begin to worm inside you, long and flexible as it was eager to go deeper.
As if Beelzebub read your mind his voice tickled your ear.
"All demons in Abyssos have long tongues, Long tongues means more to taste."
You came. Bucking your hips against Bael's face as you grab onto his 'crown.' His eyes rolled back as you come on his tongue; it's been so long since he had tasted cum; it's been so long since he had been touched. He couldn't help but cum with you, his horn squirting all over your hand and his cock emptying all over the sheets.
Beel, who had been watching, finally had enough. His cock was twitching against your back, and he needed you. Beelzebub quickly overwhelmed you, not giving you a mere moment of rest before easing his cock inside you. Beel looked over at a cum soaked Bael with a sly smile.
Bael know exactly what he wants.
Bael climbed on top of you, his lips claiming yours once again. You didn't even know what was about to happen to you until you felt his dick press against Beel's and your already stuffed entrance.
"W-wait! Wait! So full! It can't fit!"
You panic trying and failing to form sentences correctly with cock already inside you.
Bael having only one thing on his mind, to be inside of you, couldn't even hear you. As Beel was whispering, "Aww, come on, of course, you can take it. You've been so good taking me. You can have one more cock."
Beel once again used his fingers to stretch you open, helping his best friend ease it inside you.
Beel felt Bael's cock against him, a feeling he hadn't felt in such a long time; his eyes rolled back, trying to hold back from bucking inside you.
How long has it been since Bael had been inside someone? He had forgotten what it felt like for someone to squeeze and milk cock. And now he was filling you up almost completely with His best friend's dick also inside you...
Bael's final threat of self-control, if it wasn't broken, already shattered. Grabbing your hips, he rammed into you. All the stress from paperwork, his carnal feelings about you that he kept so desperately deep inside, and the greedy loss he had to control in favor of running a country finally came to the surface. As he fucked you and Beelzebub, until whimpering moaning mess.
Even Beel could not keep up with his friend. His hands were shaking, his nails digging into your ass as he tried to gain any speed other than pathetically humping, humping, and grinding hard and deep.
Bael has folded you in half, your legs over his shoulders, trying to keep them apart as they threaten to squeeze his head. Your toes curling, you try to move, squirm, buck, and do anything. But you are being held in place, by two men. Sandwiched by two demons, getting treated as nothing more than a sex toy for these two demons.
You already knew what it takes to satisfy Beelzebub now that you have two demons with a voracious sexual appetite. You had no idea how long you would be in this bed.
#smut#whb beelzebub#whb bael#whb x reader#what in hell is bad#whb#wihib#whb abyssos#what in “hell” is bad?
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Fucking hell!!! I'm in danger with this Idiot!!
Hence this makes so much sense lol
#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#whb beelzebub#whb beelzebub x mc#whb satan#whb bael#whb spoilers
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avisos enjoyers who?! (me)
#— thoughts.#— what in “hell” is bad?#whb#whb meme#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#whb amon#amon whb#whb stolas#stolas whb#whb bael#bael whb#whb naberius#naberius whb
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I was scrolling through character cards in gacha.... And suddenly a thought struck me about the fashion and customs of different regions. This is incredibly interesting, and I want to express my opinion about the regions.
I'll start with Abyssos, since it was this region that gave me this idea
Kings tend to wear clothes that do not fit into the "fashion" of their region (not counting Mammon and Levi) But looking specifically at Beelzebub, you can see tight pants
Looking at Bael, we see tight pants and a palette of green, black and white colors. There is a coat on the shoulders. He also tries his best to be like Beelzebub. These inscriptions are the same as the King’s tattoo and glasses on his head.
Next we have Amon. Here we also have the same colors and tight pants. I would like to point out that the nobility of Abyssos has a strict style with an allowance in the form of pants. He always wears the collar given by Beelzebub. Coat
Just here's a picture of Naberius. I think everything is clear. But I don’t understand why he has something like a halo, and a plague doctor’s mask at his feet. (I may not know the first because I haven’t completed the story until the end)
Aaaand Stolas. The palette and accent clothing have not changed. Just like the style, everything remains the same. There's a crown on my head
As a result: Abyssos has a business style of clothing in green, black and white colors. There is an emphasis on tight-fitting, high-waisted pants. They all have overcoats.
Thank you for reading to the end) 🥰
#what in hell is bad#whd#beelzebub whb#whb beelzebub#stolas whb#whb naberius#whb stolas#whb amon#amon whb#bael whb#whb bael#abyssos whb#whb abyssos
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This’ll get him
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The Kings Interacting in Asmodeus (Selfie)
Sans Asmo
❤️💛 💜 💚💙 🖤 🩷
Never a dull moment with them.
#what in hell is bad#whb#what in “hell” is bad?#whb compilation#whb kings#whb satan#whb mammon#whb lucifer#whb beelzebub#whb leviathan#whb belphegor#whb bael#whb sitri#whb beleth#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in hell is bad
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*mc at the beach with the avisos nobles*
bael: where did mc go?
amon:*pokes head up from where he was taking a nap in the sun, looking around*
naberius: they've been walking up and down the beach while looking at the ground for about 30 minutes now
stolas: thats weird
amon: maybe its a human thing? i dunno, go ask them
stolas: *runs up* mc! what are you doing?
mc: oh i was looking for seashells
stolas: why would you do that???
mc: i used to look for them with my parents as a kid, so now i try to look for the prettiest one whenever im at the beach :)
*10 minutes later mc is sitting on a towel with a huge pile of seashells in front of them. the nobles and avisos demons started searching for them and adding to the pile to show to mc like when penguins bring shiny rocks to try and appease a mate. somewhere in the distance you can hear stolas, naberius, and amon fighting over a shiny pearlescent seashell.*
#inspired by amons comic#what in hell is bad#whb#what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb amon#whb beelzebub#whb bael#whb naberius#whb stolas#whb avisos boys
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