#Michael whb

[livelaughlovesubs]

I can’t stop thinking about a religious character on the verge of orgasm. Like imagine them saying:

“Oh lord, heavens, I’m arriving”

“Indeed, I'm on the break of enlightenment”

“God has blessed me with offspring”

“My time has come, the hour is near, I’m ascending”

(For example) Fyodor, Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, sunday, argenti

[rae-pss]

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . whb as silly cat pics with texts.

beelzebub and bael when their crush is close.

lucifer and michael enjoyers.

leviathan and mammon enjoyers.

half the fandom when the characters appear on screen and do anything.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Gamigin event but from the POV of the angels

[xuterboo]

«Michael walks with a gloomy face»

Raphael: What happened? It looks like you had sex recently. Did not like?

Michael: Yes, so... It was better when he was alive. I couldn't get aroused, so I strangled him. And the process began

Raphael: Ew...

Michael: What?? Are you a cannibal

Rafael: It's different

Gabriel: I don’t have Seraphims , but some kind of necrophiliac maniac and a cannibal bully...

Michael: You're no better, angel killer

Gabriel: *angry dog growl*

–After an hour–

Michelleel: So... You got into a fight...

«Seraphims is covered in bruises and abrasions, Raphael’s wing is bleeding»

Seraphims: Yeah.

Michelleel: I think Gabriel is right in this dispute

Gabriel: <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Raphael: You're a little piece of sh–!!

«This evening Rafael prepared a delicious dinner. And Michelleel has disappeared somewhere»

(I don’t even know something. It won't work, I'll delete it)

[teaijo]

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW GAMIGIN EVENT ⚠️

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i get him fr

[nidzi-ink]

Maybe..I was too hasty with conclusions. I love angels, but it’s really too early to draw conclusions about them.

[harunayuuka2060]

WHB Series #1 (Cont.)

MC: ...

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I'll take my leave, as you seem to be in good health.

MC: Who are you? My doctor?

Lucifer: What's with the feisty attitud—

Satan: They can no longer reach Solomon.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: Oh. Is that why you're upset?

MC: I'm not upset.

Lucifer: ...

Leviathan: Satan, get out of this room.

Satan: Huh???

Leviathan: You're affecting their emotions.

Satan: What the— I'm not doing anything!

Lucifer: Hush.

Satan: Don't hush me—

MC: *holding back tears*

Satan: ...

Satan: Hey, it's alright—

MC: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ALRIGHT'?!! HE DITCHED ME WHEN THINGS AREN'T RESOLVED YET!

Satan: ...

Satan: Hmm... tasty.

Lucifer: This is not the time for that.

Leviathan: You've been handling everything on your own. He may have realized that you no longer need him.

MC: ...

MC: I don't see the goddamn sense in that.

Leviathan: ...

Satan: *noticed something* What's that? *points at their neck*

MC: ...My shirt's collar.

Satan: Tch- No! There's a mark!

MC: ...

Lucifer and Leviathan: ...

MC: *immediately goes to get a mirror to check*

MC: Oh fu-@#%^$&&$E^%!

Buer: Never in my life would I have imagined that I’d have to sedate the descendant of Solomon.

Sitri: I'd never seen Solomon this angry before...

Leamas: Can someone tell me what exactly happened?

Buer: They received a mark.

Sitri: Yes, a mark from His Majesty Asmodeus.

Leamas: ...

Leamas: Please don't tell me-

Sitri: This mark proves that Solomon is His Majesty Asmodeus's spouse.

Sitri: Or at least their mortal body belongs to him.

Leamas: ...

Leamas: I now understand why they would be mad.

Lucifer: It's not just Asmodeus's mark.

Satan: What do you mean?

Lucifer: It appears that Asmodeus has placed his mark to protect the descendant of Solomon.

Leviathan: Could you be direct?

Lucifer: There’s an underlying mark beneath Asmodeus’s.

Lucifer: It's from Michael's.

Satan and Leviathan: ...

Michael: When you come back, we'll get married. *to MC's photo*

Gabriel and Raphael: *have been subdued by him*

Gabriel: You'll pay for this!

Minhyeok: ...

Michael: Human, is there anything they like in a wedding?

Minhyeok: Marriage is something... they would never look forward to.

Raphael: Of course, they won't!

Michael: ...

Michael: I’m willing to forgive Solomon if MC would just marry me.

Gabriel and Raphael: *stunned*

Minhyeok: ...

Minhyeok: This is my fault...

[takitafulily]

I find it so fucking hilarious that the seraphs all share a room and they sleep on the floor agfcydhgcmjyrfv-

And Gabriel can turn his halo on and off like a fucking light switch-

[sparkbeast20]

Wait a fucking min!!!

38... Centimeters...

HE'S FUCKING BIGGER THEN LUCIFER!!!!

[leripink]

♡ I did this at night and well, why not publish it, right?

I accept debates except for Beelzebub; leave that man to in My Little Pony; for the others, I completely accept debate.

[livelaughlovesubs]

Idk why I made this

[rae-pss]

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . little prompt.

mc: banging a pen on the table out of frustration

michael /gabriel/leviathan: stop that. how would you feel if i banged you on the table?

mc: i-

mc: i don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Gamigin event spoilers

[nunaxnana]

MC goes to heaven

"all according to the plan >:3 "

[iceinwhb]

Summary

of Luci's relationships:

LMAO. It took me a while, but it's worth it.

You're in for a long trip… Good luck! Because on that boat, I'm not getting on… Yes, I'm sad.

Edit: About the incestuous relationship, yes, that's why God abandoned them, because of Michael. (I have no proof, but I have no doubt either).

[strawberrykuro]

PB YOUR GOING TO KILL MEEE 🥹🥹😭😭

I just woke up in the middle of the night, decided to scroll tumblr and I SEE BABY MICHAEL AA A A

Edit+Spoilers:

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A A A A HE HOLDING THE TOY FLOWER LUCIFER GAVE HIM AS A BABY

STOO THIS MADNESS

WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME 😭😭😭