#Michael whb

[livelaughlovesubs]

I can’t stop thinking about a religious character on the verge of orgasm. Like imagine them saying:

“Oh lord, heavens, I’m arriving”

“Indeed, I'm on the break of enlightenment”

“God has blessed me with offspring”

“My time has come, the hour is near, I’m ascending”

(For example) Fyodor, Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, sunday, argenti

[rae-pss]

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . whb as silly cat pics with texts.

beelzebub and bael when their crush is close.

lucifer and michael enjoyers.

leviathan and mammon enjoyers.

half the fandom when the characters appear on screen and do anything.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Gamigin event but from the POV of the angels

[xuterboo]

«Michael walks with a gloomy face»

Raphael: What happened? It looks like you had sex recently. Did not like?

Michael: Yes, so... It was better when he was alive. I couldn't get aroused, so I strangled him. And the process began

Raphael: Ew...

Michael: What?? Are you a cannibal

Rafael: It's different

Gabriel: I don’t have Seraphims , but some kind of necrophiliac maniac and a cannibal bully...

Michael: You're no better, angel killer

Gabriel: *angry dog growl*

–After an hour–

Michelleel: So... You got into a fight...

«Seraphims is covered in bruises and abrasions, Raphael’s wing is bleeding»

Seraphims: Yeah.

Michelleel: I think Gabriel is right in this dispute

Gabriel: <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Raphael: You're a little piece of sh–!!

«This evening Rafael prepared a delicious dinner. And Michelleel has disappeared somewhere»

(I don’t even know something. It won't work, I'll delete it)

[teaijo]

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW GAMIGIN EVENT ⚠️

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i get him fr

[nidzi-ink]

Maybe..I was too hasty with conclusions. I love angels, but it’s really too early to draw conclusions about them.

[harunayuuka2060]

Baby MC: Baba?

WHB Raphael: ...

WHB Raphael: *gently sets them down on the ground*

Baby MC: ???

Baby MC: *looks up to him* Baba? *tries to reach him with their little arms*

Baby MC: Baba?

WHB Raphael: ...

WHB Raphael: *steps away*

Baby MC: ...

Baby MC: *carefully walks towards him*

WHB Raphael: Stop.

Baby MC: Baba... *about to cry*

WHB Raphael: ...

WHB Raphael: Let's not meet again. *turns around and left*

Baby MC: ...

Baby MC: *cries* Baba!

Baby MC: BABA!

Andrealphus: What are you doing in this place?

Baby MC: *turns and sees Andrealphus behind them*

Baby MC: *points towards the sky* Baba...

Andrealphus: ...

Andrealphus: *picks them up* It's dangerous here. *smiles* I'll take you to His Majesty Belphegor.

Baby MC: *shakes their head* Baba... BABA!

WHB Gabriel: Ah, have you decided to dispose the human?

WHB Michael: I thought you loved that child. You had the chance to send them to Tartaros, but you chose Niflheim instead.

WHB Raphael: It's none of your business.

WHB Raphael: *staring at the crib*

WHB Raphael: ...

WHB Raphael: *picks it up and smashes it to the wall*

WHB Raphael: ...

WHB Raphael: I shouldn't feel any longing.

WHB Raphael: Because you and I will someday be enemies.

[takitafulily]

I find it so fucking hilarious that the seraphs all share a room and they sleep on the floor agfcydhgcmjyrfv-

And Gabriel can turn his halo on and off like a fucking light switch-

[sparkbeast20]

Wait a fucking min!!!

38... Centimeters...

HE'S FUCKING BIGGER THEN LUCIFER!!!!

[leripink]

♡ I did this at night and well, why not publish it, right?

I accept debates except for Beelzebub; leave that man to in My Little Pony; for the others, I completely accept debate.

[livelaughlovesubs]

So Michael apparently called us ugly.

Bitch you be careful what you say, you literally look like the male version of my fucking oc and my headcanon is even lucifer mixed us two up sometimes so if you call me ugly you are calling yourself ugly. You be damn careful about what the heck you are saying

[rae-pss]

masterlist

˗ˏˋ꒰ 💭 ꒱ . . . little prompt.

mc: banging a pen on the table out of frustration

michael /gabriel/leviathan: stop that. how would you feel if i banged you on the table?

mc: i-

mc: i don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Gamigin event spoilers

[nunaxnana]

MC goes to heaven

"all according to the plan >:3 "

[iceinwhb]

Summary

of Luci's relationships:

LMAO. It took me a while, but it's worth it.

You're in for a long trip… Good luck! Because on that boat, I'm not getting on… Yes, I'm sad.

Edit: About the incestuous relationship, yes, that's why God abandoned them, because of Michael. (I have no proof, but I have no doubt either).

[devilmen-collector]

One of the devils: *looks at MC with suggestive eyes and puts a hand on their thigh*

MC: *slaps the hand away* No, it's Holy Week! Be holy!

The angels: Amen.