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[flys-domain]

Reasons why your favorite WHB character was put on timeout (part8)

[xuterboo]

Every country has its own little mascot

I hear them coming to beat me 🥲

[sparkbeast20]

I'll make something with the kings and nobles later, but have these Cuties~

[wihellib]

All Character Pictures From Anniversary Info

Asmodeus Selfie (Partially Censored)

Cigarette Mammon

Unimpressed Leviathan

Mischievous Satan

Satan CG from Satan/Sitri Event

Young Satan (Maybe?)

Young Sitri

Angry Sitri

Human Jjok (Censored)

Chibi Asmodeus

[omkookie]

WHB Memes since we got catfished

Juno memes

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Rating Paradise Lost healers based on how safe you are going to them

Lucifer - 10/10 bro has cheats activated. The only one that I can see having a medical degree. I would trust this man with a brain surgery, he's a good doctor.

Gamigin - 10/10 again, he has a magic pearl that can bring back the dead. He can heal you instantly and he's a good boy so he'll do it from the kindness of his heart. He probably only knows home remadies for less deadly illness or pains (puterea calului and gălbenele 💀) , but he's trying his best.

Marbas - 8/10 he has a fifty-fifty change of him either killing or healing you. He's agressive and horny, so much so that he needs to be tied up on the job. But I can still see him killing someone for giving of wrong vibes (like in Chapter 4). Also, he can't move that much when he's tied up, so his healing is also limited.

Morax - 6/10 this man cured someone's lobotomy. He is so airheaded that he can't realise the danger he puts himself through. He has no medical degree, he probably never went to school past 5th grade. The moment he realised his ability he finally had purpose in life. You'd feel bad even if he heals a paper cut for you.

Buer - 4/10 Lucifer probably poached him from Tartaros with the help of the dog god so he could be the accountent in Paradise Lost. All he knows is essantial oils and yoga. He doesn't do it for profit, he's simply grossed out by surgeries. His the recovery and phisiotherapy guy, he gives nice messages. Just... don't ask him about anything related to your insides.

Jjok - 1000/10 he's the therapy dog of the group and he's the only one keeping the hospital from gettint sued. We pay our respects to Jjok, the MVP of this whole opperation.

[jazeswhbhaven]

also.....excuse me????

I'm crying at his description. "individuals who can wet themselves, faint, or even faint while wetting themselves in terrifying situations are highly valued for their unwavering spirit."

Rin...pls

Anyways Jjok has to hold his breath in order to be like this? Damn. I imagine then he doesn't talk unless he can talk and hold his breath at the same time.

Either way, I love him, and the happy trail detail is something else. Now give us Jjyu and Harumon.

I looked up his philia btw (EDIT AGAIN:Alright so it is being rocked/cradled like a baby....sorry ya'll the brain is working over time (srry for blowin' up your dm's Jay lmaooo))

But alsooooo peep that Rin has a slight tan compared to Juno.

[hes-sunshine-im-midnight-rain]

Gamigin event spoilers

[livelaughlovesubs]

Damn this is like my fourth time reposting it………. I’m a little sheepish about it lul

Edit: IT FINALLY APPEARED IN THE TAGS

[tokiyumejo]

whb weekly, Red lump family and Heart themes

Say CHEESE, you poopyhead !!!

[devilmen-collector]

Hell Palaces' Christmas Trees

You know in palaces, hotels and other places like the White House, they literally have a big main Christmas tree in the hall or a special room, so this post will be a headcanon about the main Christmas tree in the palace of each country in Hell.

Christmas was never a major celebration in Hell. That was the case until you came to Hell. Now every devil in Hell celebrate Christmas with beautiful decorations and ofc, Christmas tree is a must.

Each king has a big Christmas tree set up in the main hall of his palace, with different decorations and themes, unique to each country.

Gehenna

As the country with the most beautiful scenery in Hell with the capital and streets look like a scene from a European town in pre-modern period, Gehenna possesses the most vibrant and lustrous forests in Hell. That's the reason why they have a lot of trees to make Christmas trees.

Gehenna palace's Christmas tree is the tallest (Satan insists), with most diverse decorations.

The decorations ranging from Zagan's talismans, Paimon's hanging stickers, Leraye's headless teddy bears, Amy voodoo doll... Wait, Amy voodoo doll??? SITRI!!!!!!!

There are also small replicas of the Red Lumps hanging on a tree.

Tartaros

They don't use a real tree. Mammon set up a big golden tree with silver leaves.

Most of the decorations are precious stones like rubies, emeralds, sapphires, etc.

You can't look straight at the tree for too long because it's too bright.

Eligos managed to stick some pink ribbons on the tree.

Hades

Second most traditional theme with Hades's tree, only after Paradise Lost.

A lot of purple decorations, the color that signifies both Leviathan and the Descendant of Solomon (both share the same color, so it must be fate, you see).

You can find a Hades devil being hung on the tree as decoration almost everyday.

Abyssos

Abyssos devils hang most unconventional things on the tree, from chokers to guns.

Beel puts random things on the tree, such as his spending bills, to irritate the hell out of Bael.

Stolas got angry once after seeing a picture of him pouting hanging on the tree, he immediately took out his guns and shot randomly. Thank goodness Bael, Naberius and Amon were able to intervene in time to protect the tree.

Got multiple protection spells put on it to protect it from the chaos of Abyssos.

Paradise Lost

The tree with most traditional decorations. Lucifer believes honoring tradition is important and beautiful traditional decorations help improve patients' moods.

Maybe the only country to have Nativity scene displayed near the tree.

Miniature versions of Jjok and dragon Gamigin are also used as decorations, the only departure from tradition theme.

Niflheim

All the decorations are recycled trash, however, that doesn't mean the decorations are ugly or unsightly.

Miniature version of Harumon is hung on the tree, which makes Harumon extremely happy.

They have some fake oranges on the tree as well, as per Agares's request.

Abaddon

...

I don't think the tree will survive. Especially with the horny Asmodeus who may use the tree to pleasure himself.

Even if the tree survives, it will be in a state I don't want to talk about.

[sweeter-than-teafood]

Okay, I cooked something wild af lmao

I just had to lmao

Phoebe is about to have a wild time.

“Is this a team-building exercise? Seems a bit different from my last workplace.”

Phoebe’s portrait created with this Neka.cc

[sparkbeast20]

[wihellib]

My Overall Thoughts On 1st Anniversary

The 1st anniversary of What in “Hell” is Bad has come and gone and I wanted to talk about it.

TLDR: It was not great.

The whole point of an anniversary in gacha games is for the developers to show their appreciation to the players and thank them for their continued support. And the easiest way to do that is by being generous with their rewards. And PrettyBusy did not do that with this anniversary login event. These are really bad rewards for an anniversary. Not a single gacha currency was given. No Solomon Seals, or Red Keys. Even the stingiest gachas I’ve played would at least give a free ten-pull for anniversary, but not PrettyBusy. It was very disappointing.

We did receive the A+ Jjok/Rin on the 7th day, but he’s mainly in his Jjok red lump form and he doesn’t have any voice lines (he speaks like an animal crossing character for some reason), so that was also a let down. I said this before, and I’ll say it again. Jjok would have worked really well for an April Fool’s joke, especially since Ppyong/Juno was released for April Fools previously. But he wasn’t a great gift for anniversary.

We got a King group chat (seen here) for anniversary. It was nice and seems to be the norm going forward for special events. Then, each of the nobles got a new chat for anniversary. I like that they didn’t leave anybody out. They were sweet messages.

They released a Sitri/Satan event, which was fine, lore is always interesting. It was more of a Sitri event than a Satan one, though, which is odd since they literally just had a Sitri event. It would have been better to focus the event on one of the main characters in WHB, i.e. one of the Kings, i.e. Satan.

We also got an artifact as a reward for completing the event, which gives you Solomon’s Seals once a week, which sounds really good, but-

You only get one Solomon’s Seal a week. So, in one whole year, you can get a whopping single pull. Just why.

Asmodeus, the final Demon King, was added to the game during anniversary. His release was anticlimactic/unfinished to me compared to Lucifer’s and Belphegor’s. No introductory event, no new noble, no glimpse at Abaddon. Just his Selfie Solomon Seals banner. It’s just like… is that it?

They posted a special Solomon Seals banner that included all released characters, even paywalled ones from the Nightmare Pass. If you pulled 100 times, then you could choose to guarantee a specific character, again including paywalled Nightmare Pass characters. This was interesting and something that I didn’t expect.

The 5000 seals to get the guaranteed character was very steep, though, considering how hard it is to get seals. I think 3500 would have been a lot better as a discount/reward for anniversary.

There was a discount on certain items, like Solomon Seals, which was a good deal if you were willing to spend money on the game. Though, they should have made it so you could buy multiple packs to get enough seals for the guaranteed character, rather than limiting it to just one purchase.

[acaciaavenue]

Love how his first reaction to gamigin being...yknow gamigin is thinking hes about to shit himself

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Do you have any headcannons for the paradise lost gang? I'm dying for more of my healers.

Paradise Lost is my favorite set of character, of course I have hcs about them. My beloved disfunctional sitcom family that's somehow a hospital <3

Paradise Lost hcs

Everyone in Paradise Lost is on something. There's no way Morax can be so chill without some weed in his system

The only Paradise Lost citizen that graduated high-school was Bathin and he left

Lucifer was born in his 30s, he was born with a doctorate in every major

Becoming a citizen in Paradise Lost is almost impossible. Both Lucifer and Gamigin need to give you a vibe check and you have to learn healing magic.

Since Paradise Lost was founded after Lilith's disapearance, there are no native Paradise Lost citizens, the closest being Gamigin and Jjok

During Sundays where nobody in Paradise Lost works, each of the nobles has to come up with a fun family activity.

Be it board-games, movie marathons, walks through the forest, anything, they have to all do it together during Sunday

Lucifer has a picture of God or Jesus in every room of his castle because he is a true Orthodox Christian

Even though Lucifer has his own room in his own castle, he preferes sleeping in Gamigin's bed with him. He likes cuddling with the young dragon

Marbas is allowed untied whenever he's not dealing with patients, but he sometimes keeps the restraints on even when he's off duty

Lucifer sees everyone else as being beneath him, but he cares for them like they were children or pets

Lucifer never goes to meetings with the other kings because he doesn't like how often they happen and how little is actually done with them.

Morax has a facebook account where he posts low quality edits of him and the other people in Paradise Lost. They always get one like and it's from Lucifer.

Marbas has a brick phone because it's the only one he can't break with his bare hands. He sometimes calls his 'friends' from other regions with it, but he has no phone attiquit. He would call someone and just ask them for stuff with no hello, no small talk, no nothing

Buer is the best with phones in the whole country. He also didn't pass 5th grade tech lessons about how to make a folder on Windows. He has what used to be the latest phone model when he left Tartaros, but he only uses it to call patients.

Gamigin doesn't have a phone and Lucifer prohibited him from touching the internet. But Lucifer does give Gamigin his phone to play on during breaks or stuff

Lucifer has a fancy phone that he only uses to like Morax's posts on facebook and ignore the mail the kings give him

Depending on the type of meeting and the availability of his staff he will either take Gamigin or Morax with him during diplomatic travels.

He takes Gamigin most of the time, but if the subject is mainly about the atrocities of war he brings Morax. Morax is an airhead with no self preservation, he's used to seing people dying left and right in gruesome manners, but Lucifer would prefere to protect Gamigin from the sort of trauma

Everyone in Paradise Lost is devoted to Lucifer, but Gamigin fluctuates between "wow, he's so cool, I need to impress him" and "my king can beat your king in a fist fight"

Gamigin's also the noble that Lucifer spoils the most. He lets Gamigin do basicly what he wants around the country and he even lets him touch his angelic body.

Whenever there's a long ride from Paradise Lost to a different country, Lucifer sits Gamigin on his lap and let's him sleep there. If anyone speaks louder than a whisper, Lucifer will glare them down.

Gamigin is the favorite kid and by a lot

It's bordering on platonic yandere, but we'll keep it light for this post (unless you want some darker stuff, feel free to ask 👀)

I've said this before and I'll say it again: there is no official uniform in Paradise Lost, Marbas just hates Buer in particular (and he wants to rip the clothes off him)

Lucifer has a photo album of all the memories he had with his brothers. There are some photos with Gabriel, Michael and Raphael in there as well