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Hey, you leave Sitri alone!
Yeah! Get him, Satan!

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Okay so had some time to wait until Ro and Dan's card came out and I'm like?????
Okay so no continuation off of Asmo feeding MC chocolate or what mission Ro and Dan went off to do and now my brain is like-
CRACK THEORY STORY TIME:
>Ro and Dan were sent off to handle some ramble rousers at the edge of Abaddon and it gets done pretty quickly
>During that time Asmo was slowly working his way into MC's brain and convincing them to pick up where they left off with Amon and Nabe because he knew what they were about to do in that alleyway and was disappointed that they stopped.
>MC starts doing stuff with Amon and Nabe with Asmo watching and getting off to it, he knows better not to touch Amon or Nabe though because Bael AND Beel will have something to say about it 💀
>Ro and Dan return when MC has finished their first round with Nabe and Amon but they have to wait because Nabe is...."stuck" inside of MC
>Asmo wants to watch all of the nobles try to unstick MC from Nabe and he gets off on that too
>MC cums like several times because the knot keeps hitting spots
>Finally they were able to pull them apart lol
>Doesn't matter though because now it's Ro and Dan's turn with MC but Amon and Nabe join in with that too and Asmo is back at it again fisting himself
>Asmo is tired of watching, he invites everyone to stay and watch if they want, but Amon has passed out in the corner because all the sex made him sleepy, Nabe is worn out and stuck in a post orgasm daze.
>Ro helps MC by moving their limbs and body (mc is tired and sore), while MC lays on top of Dan because he gets crushed by the weight of Asmo and MC
>The Abaddon devils have crazy stamania. Amon and Nabe are still out of commission even within the next 24 hours
>MC has been fucking the Abaddon devils for almost a week now but Asmo is being "nice" and letting them go
>MC stays in Abyssos for another week recovering while Bael lectures Amon and Nabe for getting distracted
>Beel shows up and cuddles next to MC after giving them a bath because he doesn't like how they smell after being in Abaddon (lol)
>MC literally doesn't remember anything other than being fed chocolate and it's blank from there
T H E E N D
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DOES LUCIFER FINALLY COMING TO WHB?!! 😭


I NEED TO TELL ALL OF YOU THAT I'M STRAIGHT UP LOSING MY BREATH WHEN I SAW ALL OF THAT!!
OMG I CANNOT WAIT!!! FINALLY HE WILL COME!! 😭😭😭✨✨✨✨
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I would love to pretend I'm done being down bad, but that is a massive lie at this point
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One of the things we have been seen on the recent events of the Kings is 'what happens if you go overbord with an sin?", with Mammon event and that Satan event right now (the main point of depression of Sitri is his anger to himself for not been able to save his comaredes, frustation is an form of anger), SO imagine what whould happen if you got overbod with lust!!!
Asmodeus lust is scary because he embodies desire in the most raw and carnal form, all the other Kings sins focous on more wants and needs but the thing is they all get influencied by desire!!! The fact even the most lazy King has Philia shows that nobody in real is imune of desire so imagine to be able to feel such desire and joy from simple presence or smell of somebody that how much powerfull Asmodeus is!!!
But getting adicted to Asmodeus is so cruel also, because you forget yourself as an living thing (i really think the motive people have forgot about much of the stuff that happens while having sex with Asmodeus is because they become an living sex doll and forget they were somebody), and live to only be desired by Asmodeus and he can not only desire you he is the King of lust after all, so you go trought the emotions of withdraw the sadness, the anger, and the overwhelming lust with no ends, how whold that destroy and devil person??? The event of Sitri now shows how an 1 negative emotion can affect an devil IMAGINE 5 OR 10 EMOTIONS!
It goes along with the fact that Asmodeus is an EFFECT UNITY in the gameplay, it show no matter the status, build, elemental trait, you will be affected by desire!
It also kind sad because while Asmodeus can desire and make people 'fall in love' with him he only loved 2 people before of MC (Solomon and an Witch Woman that was his wife).
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So quick question,
Do you think the mc would even notice if someone was romantically interested in them?
(ignore me I'm just over thinking this little part from the prologue of mammon's card)
Don't get it twisted, MC know that demons are sexually interested in them, they make no point into hiding it. Wearing more fitted clothes, immediately popping boners as soon as they walk into a room. If there's any event where the mc is getting a gift from a devil, it will be usually sexual in nature (condoms, toys, costumes, etc.)
But like, would they be able to recognize romantic gestures or demons just genuinely interested in them, no sex required? Like in the screenshot they immediately assumed they're upset because they weren't able to sell them anything. It's not just random devils either, MC doesn't seem to see when the nobles/kings are trying to be romantic or get to know them better.
Maybe it's like past trauma of being an outcast or the fact they have gotten used to the fact that everyone in hell is so sexually open it feels weird if it isn't brought up (could also relate to their weird need to bring up sexual concepts in more serious conversations in the main story because that's the MC's taught norm and the only way they can relate to being so different from themselves but I could be just reaching)
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Artist-nim: Okay PB, how much cake will Levi have for this card?
PB: Give him the whole damn bakery.
Artist-nim: Say no more.

i admire the art but I'm pretty neutral about Leviathan in all honesty so this ain't it for me chief
but heyyyy man's got some good cake
Levi stans are eating good
#what in hell is bad#whb#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in “hell” is bad?#🦐:ramblings#whb update
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Someone please tell me I’m not the only one that can’t take Mams Victory card seriously with the new sprites
LIKE I CANT EVEN GET HARD ITS JUST TOO FUNNY TO LOOK AT 😭🙏
Like they put no effort into it, they just paste the head on the bodies and it’s making me giggle when appeared on screen
TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS ITS FUNNY AND NOT HOT AT ALL💀😭
#whb#what in hell is bad#prettybusy#host3amshenanigans#PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE#whb ramble#mammon victory card#PLEASE I REALLY CANT LOOK WITH A STRAIGHT FACE#Like what was PB thinking#were they that lazy#whb prettybusy#prettybusy get yo shit together
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Just had a thought about the new card that’s been announced. Sitri’s hair is shorter than what we’ve seen, so is this pre-MC?
I’m thinking that this will be some sort of a lore-story from the past, and I’m hoping that maybe we’ll get an accompanying event, like we got with Leraye (Nostalgia), because that event was the GOAT. Like I was on the edge of my seat when the dude ran out of bullets. That event had me SAT, the drama was popping off.
Also yes, that’s me rambling to my friend on Discord about it, because I was like “Damn, new outfit, drip marketing af.” But then thought “Wait, what if this is what he’s been wearing under that waistcoat all along.”
Now I gotta know, do all of the fancy-uniform nobles have shirts like that? 😱

#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#whb sitri#whb#whb amy#whb bad company card#whb gehenna#teafood rambles#teafood predicts#teafood hopes#teafoodsunhingedhour
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random whb 'a christmas beneath heaven' thoughts
i feel like all the demon kings have their very sharp and intelligent moments, in which they have a strong understanding of their surroundings and the situation-though that often gets interrupted by their chaotic sides and vices (which is so goddamn entertaining to me, and makes them relatable in a sense- they have the potential for growth and change.)
All demons are able to influence others to an extent, but whilst the other kings feel like they're still in the wine cellar, maturing with time and experience; I personally feel like Lucifer and Asmodeus are a completely different level of 'sharp and 'intuitive'; like 30 year aged, full-bodied wines.
These two just seem to read things on an entirely different level, even if their behaviours are starkly contrasted to one another's. They're able to notice precise and small details that'd usually pass over the minds of the others.
I'm sure that other events and the main story probably explores these things too, but I'd like to focus specifically on this event; as it gave me many thoughts.
spoilers for the event 'Christmas Beneath Heaven' below!
(btw this is 'not' the link to the event on YT. ; it is!! this account uploaded a lot of the chapters, which is where i got screenshots this time.)
Lucifer
To me, the strongest example of this was how Lucifer knew, from the very start that the mysterious medicine to cure the 'Christmas Cold' wouldn't turn up where everybody else hoped it would.
From the start, he had an inkling it wouldn't be in the middle realm; yet simply because nobody bothered to confirm said information with him, he didn't share his opinion- letting the others independently tackle this lofty challenge.
And the way in which he's able to precisely imagine how every king behaved in their confrontation with the angel Achazriel- shows how talented he is in terms of observational skills, able to predict a great deal of outcomes and situations based off the sheer extent of knowledge he possesses of his peers alone.
He's unsurprised by Achazriel's observations of each king, simply responding with a 'that's (insert name here) for you'; showcasing little to no surprise at all at their behaviours, even if said king has 'changed' or 'developed' in ways.
In a sense, he gives the impression of a proud family member that watches dotingly over all their relatives; observing them with great interest.
My point is? Simply that this guy sure is impressive, possessing such accurate judgements of others and having such a great skill in psychologically digging to the core of numerous beings and situations so quickly and efficiently. His sharpness is really something else, for him to instantly predict how events proceeded just from the slightest bit of information.
Then again, Lucifer is a doctor; so him possessing such a keen insight does make perfect sense. Even Asmodeus asks this guy for his perspective, so maybe Lucifer is just built that way lol.
It would be useful for a doctor to know so much about all his patients, their injuries, thoughts, behaviours, and personalities. Seems Lucifer takes very good care of his demons, which is sweet.
Counterpoint
However, a sharp intuition, influence and intelligence are not traits that are unique to Lucifer either.
There are likely many examples in this in other events, as well as the main story chapters- however I'd like to raise an example from this event (just to stay relevant to this post).
An example is when Belphegor charms the other kings into participating in his idea. He does this by appealing to the manliness of the other kings, subtly influencing their emotions and decisions. This shows that Lucifer is not the only one who understands the kings well enough to accurately predict their behaviours.(they are stuck together for a loooong, loong time so it makes sense they know how to press each others' buttons so wellT-T).
(LMAO this scene was so funny!) So from this, I feel like quite a few demons have the intuitive skill to influence one another's thoughts and emotions, so they all possess sharpness to some degree.
However, I don't think this detracts from Lucifer's incredible skills of observation either. Just because others can do it too, doesn't mean his skill isn't mighty in how all-encompassing it is; with him able to know of most things before even witnessing their answer; and to possess such keen foresight on his peers. Maybe the main story explains the how and why behind Lucifer's abilities in greater detail (I haven't read all of it yet).
Now onto the next big guy...
Asmodeus
Asmodeus also has a very sharp wit, from the very time his first card was released; there were many posts on his ability to quickly analyse others- almost as if he was 'reading the characters' minds'!
Yet again, Asmodeus portrays such a terrifying skill in the way in which he deftly handles Bimet.
In their bets to see how long Beleth would last in the Middle Realm, Asmodeus seems as if he instantly knew what Bimet's bet would be.
There's Bimet, calmly predicting the extent of Beleth's abilities, and as yet another sharp demon; he's able to estimate this very well (so yes Lucifer and Asmodeus aren't the only sharp demons for sure)... Until ASMODEUS STRIKES.
Asmodeus can narrow into others like an arrow, his readings on them akin to a dagger- they never miss their target. It's as if he understands others on an extremely advanced level- none are able to hide from his observational eyes.
And thanks to this, Asmodeus completely leads Bimet's competent line of judgement astray:
As soon as Bimet tries to confirm his predictions with Asmodeus, the cunning guy throws an ugly spanner in Bimet's confident line of thought, throwing him completely off his game- with a judgement that left Bimet feeling deeply ashamed of himself.
It's utterly terrifying what emotions Asmodeus can invoke within others with simply a sentence, able to pry into very vulnerable parts of them. No wonder nobody likes talking to Asmodeus.
Poor Bimet is now completely thrown off his game, thanks to Asmodeus' manipulation; now having to rely on alternative methods to reach his final bet. It's clear that Asmodeus's lofty status as a king, as well as his chilling judgement can have a very strong influence on other demons, and this event just continues to build upon this aspect of his character.
unrelated ramble below:
(Asmodeus' theme in events also sounds like a wild western song, so maybe that's a nod to him being like a dangerous cowboy or sm? A very sly and conniving one, for sure- whose manipulative bullets slither as slowly as his theme. the damage is only felt once his bullets are embedded. His theme has also got some silly-sounding instruments too though, so he does remind me of a troll-like character.)
back to the point:
Asmodeus purposely did this to unnerve the demon (Levithan calls him out on it.) Asmodeus really does give the vibes of an internet troll sometimes, playfully messing around with others and manipulating them for his own personal thrills (wouldn't be surprised if that was one of his many kinks.)
And the end result of such an intelligent manipulation of Bimet's goals and thoughts?
Asmodeus wins the bet entirely, and Bimet crumples up his shit in rage (much to Asmodeus' pleasure). It's completely insane how adept Asmodeus is at trolling other demons-especially ones who are as quick-witted and alert as BIMET-showcasing just how terrifying it would be to take Asmodeus on in a battle of wits.
He likely knows your answer as soon as you come up with it, and won't hesitate to lead you astray onto the wrong decision if he finds amusement in doing so. What a devious demon. T-T
The last note I had on how Asmodeus and Lucifer seem to deftly pick up on miniscule details and tensions- that others aren't always aware of- is how when the some of the other demons found it hilarious to see Beleth become the first unlucky victim to take on his old 'friends'; Asmodeus is quick to pick up on how uncomfortable such a situation would be for Beleth- shocking the other demons into silence at such an eye-opening observation.
His remark leaves some of the demons reeling, expressing guilt for not considering how making Beleth encounter his old friends would make Beleth feel.
In conclusion, Asmodeus is an absolute mastermind at making others feel DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE (a bit like his twitter intro posts). Asmodeus is out there playing 4D chess, whilst the others burn in the flames of all the horrifyingly accurate reads he has on them.
Though other demons are also very sharp and competent, Asmodeus is able to manipulate and change their patterns of thought as well, quickly sapping them of their self-assured confidence.
OVERALL
Lucifer and Asmodeus are on a whole different level when it comes to reading others, man. And it's a lot of fun to watch! Though other demons are also sharp and intelligent, able to influence one another- Asmodeus and Lucifer's influence is practically COSMIC; able to topple the schemes and plans of other mighty beings, as well.
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Really wished we could have had a story event for February where we had the old classic cliche trope of cupid fires its arrow making mc head over heels over one of the demons or somebody else entirely and they all grow super jealous and try to figure out how to make the love spell stop.
Or have the cupid aim its arrows at the kings to stupify them and fall head over heels over each other having more shipping materials then once the spell wears of they all scream in confusion with wtf just happend.
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Thank you, PB, for giving the people what they want.
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Wait I just realized that it is said that "The doomsday serenade sung by the first angel and the last dragon"

Wait! So does that mean instead of Michael, it is Lucifer who is the first ever angel to exist?? SO DOES THAT MEANS THAT LUCIFER IS THE GOLDEN FIRST CHILD SINCE GOD IN WHB ALSO FAVORS HIM?! 😭😭😭
DOES LUCIFER FINALLY COMING TO WHB?!! 😭


I NEED TO TELL ALL OF YOU THAT I'M STRAIGHT UP LOSING MY BREATH WHEN I SAW ALL OF THAT!!
OMG I CANNOT WAIT!!! FINALLY HE WILL COME!! 😭😭😭✨✨✨✨
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Say hello to number 2 and then start praying since you thought about someone else in front of them
I swear I'll soon be done with my father levi agenda... eventually... probably
#haku rambles#my art#haku2024#whb#what in hell is bad#whb leviathan#whb oc#taking name ideas for number 2#not taking names anymore#no2's name is ran now#whb envy kids#haku gremlins
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The kings look divine and Gabriel looks good too!!! I can not share the pv cause is age restriced! But i do think this is an form of torture by the angels since Satan looks very angry and even if i tought it was kinky with Beelzebub i noticed he not been able to eat whould be torture considering his sin.
Mammon is the only one smiling what was why i was questioning if it is torture or kinky play but he also very tied up so can not use his powers.
Leviatan is the one i more curious do to his torture maybe be compared to the angels with all that holy stuff (it whould make more sense if it was Lucifer but i think he is gonna get droped on the game a month later since he still in develoment)
My main toughts is either the Kings are tortured, it is an kinky play they doing with MC on the club or both since Gabriel is kind in an both situation with the others sploilers
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HIS EXPRESSIONS?!?!??
guys I'm in love
#undead ramblings#i know i just got married to Jiro but.........#might have to hold myself another wedding......#whb#what in hell is bad#what in hell is bad lucifer#whb lucifer
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