#whb rambles

[wihellib]

Hey, you leave Sitri alone!

Yeah! Get him, Satan!

… … …

[jazeswhbhaven]

Okay so had some time to wait until Ro and Dan's card came out and I'm like?????

Okay so no continuation off of Asmo feeding MC chocolate or what mission Ro and Dan went off to do and now my brain is like-

CRACK THEORY STORY TIME:

>Ro and Dan were sent off to handle some ramble rousers at the edge of Abaddon and it gets done pretty quickly

>During that time Asmo was slowly working his way into MC's brain and convincing them to pick up where they left off with Amon and Nabe because he knew what they were about to do in that alleyway and was disappointed that they stopped.

>MC starts doing stuff with Amon and Nabe with Asmo watching and getting off to it, he knows better not to touch Amon or Nabe though because Bael AND Beel will have something to say about it 💀

>Ro and Dan return when MC has finished their first round with Nabe and Amon but they have to wait because Nabe is...."stuck" inside of MC

>Asmo wants to watch all of the nobles try to unstick MC from Nabe and he gets off on that too

>MC cums like several times because the knot keeps hitting spots

>Finally they were able to pull them apart lol

>Doesn't matter though because now it's Ro and Dan's turn with MC but Amon and Nabe join in with that too and Asmo is back at it again fisting himself

>Asmo is tired of watching, he invites everyone to stay and watch if they want, but Amon has passed out in the corner because all the sex made him sleepy, Nabe is worn out and stuck in a post orgasm daze.

>Ro helps MC by moving their limbs and body (mc is tired and sore), while MC lays on top of Dan because he gets crushed by the weight of Asmo and MC

>The Abaddon devils have crazy stamania. Amon and Nabe are still out of commission even within the next 24 hours

>MC has been fucking the Abaddon devils for almost a week now but Asmo is being "nice" and letting them go

>MC stays in Abyssos for another week recovering while Bael lectures Amon and Nabe for getting distracted

>Beel shows up and cuddles next to MC after giving them a bath because he doesn't like how they smell after being in Abaddon (lol)

>MC literally doesn't remember anything other than being fed chocolate and it's blank from there

T H E E N D

[zrenxa]

DOES LUCIFER FINALLY COMING TO WHB?!! 😭

I NEED TO TELL ALL OF YOU THAT I'M STRAIGHT UP LOSING MY BREATH WHEN I SAW ALL OF THAT!!

OMG I CANNOT WAIT!!! FINALLY HE WILL COME!! 😭😭😭✨✨✨✨

[hakugin0]

I would love to pretend I'm done being down bad, but that is a massive lie at this point

[da-shrimping-station]

no chibi battle sprite = not playable

sorry guys but this man's fine ass is still in NPC jail unfortunately

Agares and Vassago also got art released but no battle sprite and they were released LAST YEAR

FREE MY BOIS PB

[bakdbfi]

So quick question,

Do you think the mc would even notice if someone was romantically interested in them?

(ignore me I'm just over thinking this little part from the prologue of mammon's card)

Don't get it twisted, MC know that demons are sexually interested in them, they make no point into hiding it. Wearing more fitted clothes, immediately popping boners as soon as they walk into a room. If there's any event where the mc is getting a gift from a devil, it will be usually sexual in nature (condoms, toys, costumes, etc.)

But like, would they be able to recognize romantic gestures or demons just genuinely interested in them, no sex required? Like in the screenshot they immediately assumed they're upset because they weren't able to sell them anything. It's not just random devils either, MC doesn't seem to see when the nobles/kings are trying to be romantic or get to know them better.

Maybe it's like past trauma of being an outcast or the fact they have gotten used to the fact that everyone in hell is so sexually open it feels weird if it isn't brought up (could also relate to their weird need to bring up sexual concepts in more serious conversations in the main story because that's the MC's taught norm and the only way they can relate to being so different from themselves but I could be just reaching)

[ebbyhell]

One of the things we have been seen on the recent events of the Kings is 'what happens if you go overbord with an sin?", with Mammon event and that Satan event right now (the main point of depression of Sitri is his anger to himself for not been able to save his comaredes, frustation is an form of anger), SO imagine what whould happen if you got overbod with lust!!!

Asmodeus lust is scary because he embodies desire in the most raw and carnal form, all the other Kings sins focous on more wants and needs but the thing is they all get influencied by desire!!! The fact even the most lazy King has Philia shows that nobody in real is imune of desire so imagine to be able to feel such desire and joy from simple presence or smell of somebody that how much powerfull Asmodeus is!!!

But getting adicted to Asmodeus is so cruel also, because you forget yourself as an living thing (i really think the motive people have forgot about much of the stuff that happens while having sex with Asmodeus is because they become an living sex doll and forget they were somebody), and live to only be desired by Asmodeus and he can not only desire you he is the King of lust after all, so you go trought the emotions of withdraw the sadness, the anger, and the overwhelming lust with no ends, how whold that destroy and devil person??? The event of Sitri now shows how an 1 negative emotion can affect an devil IMAGINE 5 OR 10 EMOTIONS!

It goes along with the fact that Asmodeus is an EFFECT UNITY in the gameplay, it show no matter the status, build, elemental trait, you will be affected by desire!

It also kind sad because while Asmodeus can desire and make people 'fall in love' with him he only loved 2 people before of MC (Solomon and an Witch Woman that was his wife).

[flys-domain]

RIP old Zepar, welcome new Zepar.

Had to retire his old body for a brand new(?) one.

[hellish-acts]

Someone please tell me I’m not the only one that can’t take Mams Victory card seriously with the new sprites

LIKE I CANT EVEN GET HARD ITS JUST TOO FUNNY TO LOOK AT 😭🙏

Like they put no effort into it, they just paste the head on the bodies and it’s making me giggle when appeared on screen

TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS ITS FUNNY AND NOT HOT AT ALL💀😭

[cringe6fail6star6]

Imagine MC just... really dense. Even worse, than in canon. U ask them what others see u as n they reply "Solomons replacement" which makes sense right? Now ask them how they see others "friends at best, coworkers at worst" n that MC does love devils. Even equally. But completely refuse to ask outright bc "that would be rude" and why? "Idk, they never asked so i never think about it"

MC u fucked them "Yes, but like,,, it wasnt bc of love, barely an attraction honestly. Usually just to keep me alive" MC who fucked u up like that? "Mixed signals"

Sure, most devils don't shy from saying these damn words(i luv u), but do they mean them tho? "Nah, u just miss Solomon, ill tell him u said hi, so dw bout it, I'll send him best wishes." Sure we fucked, but will all my affections be read as sexual? Will my hugs be read as invitation for more? Am I more than my body? Is there really anything but my body? No, there is not, u may proceed.

"Maybe they wanted to know more about you?"

"..." hmmm -> devils like Solomon -> I am Solomons descendant-> they got me here bc im Solomons descendant -> bc devils miss Solomon-> they know he can possess my body -> they wanted to ask if I could ask him to possess my body. Right, the conclusion. "Nah, Solomon isnt around, he cant possess me right now."

"????"

"Idk either man, people just think he can do it whenever. Crazy, i know."

What self? Oh right, self that died before my time! Mhm mhm, that self! Of course. Ah, no sadly no self before my time. Sad I know.

Yes, devils may think MC reciprocated, n they sure do, but they also think that they're not allowed to reciprocate bc it feels like devils feelings aren't for them, ya know? Like yes you love me and my body. But is it love towards me or who my soul once was? I'll take the love and give it back, but I feel like shit over it.

"So... i know we love each other, but just to make sure, bc i know youre dense. What are we?"

??????->devils need me bc of Solomons contracts -> love here is purely sexual -> all affection/love is sexual in nature in hell -> hes asking me about contracts n when we gonna break it. "Open ur mouth and we'll see."

Like there is logic behind their thoughts, but it's so convoluted it's easier to just ignore it n see all relationships as purely transactional and or platonic at best. Just helping a pal not to die, like blood transfusion but with energy ya know?

Devil confessed liking MC -> I'm loved -> I want to reciprocate -> friendly kiss on a cheek or forehead or hand or anywhere really -> devil get aroused -> oh fuck not again! -> it's sexual again, goddammit

MC who sees devils as parrots so they aren't allowed to touch like 90% of their bodies unless they want devils to misinterpret them. It's annoying but at some point they finally find a safe way to show affection and its all good now. Unless devils find out humans show affection differently and now MC has to survive devils misinterpreted views again.

"Pls i just figured out how to keep my interactions platonic/non sexual, dont ruin it for me" N devil just wanted to hug them bc ya know, it's non sexual show of affection in all realms n specifically humans. N now MC on the other side of the stick.

This stick of misinterpretation that let's MC keep everyone at arms length bc they really don't like sex or at least not all the time, and now devils try to move closer? Fuck no, I'm out.

[hunterkhean]

I've been delaying this one for days lmao, here have it, another ship aside from Gamigin/Leviathan

I just think they'll be that one toxic couple no one knows why they fuck they're even still together.

Silly ship :3

i'll draw my other ships one day... when I have inspiration or so

[wihellib]

Thank you, PB, for giving the people what they want.

[zrenxa]

Wait I just realized that it is said that "The doomsday serenade sung by the first angel and the last dragon"

Wait! So does that mean instead of Michael, it is Lucifer who is the first ever angel to exist?? SO DOES THAT MEANS THAT LUCIFER IS THE GOLDEN FIRST CHILD SINCE GOD IN WHB ALSO FAVORS HIM?! 😭😭😭

DOES LUCIFER FINALLY COMING TO WHB?!! 😭

I NEED TO TELL ALL OF YOU THAT I'M STRAIGHT UP LOSING MY BREATH WHEN I SAW ALL OF THAT!!

OMG I CANNOT WAIT!!! FINALLY HE WILL COME!! 😭😭😭✨✨✨✨

[hakugin0]

Say hello to number 2 and then start praying since you thought about someone else in front of them

I swear I'll soon be done with my father levi agenda... eventually... probably

[da-shrimping-station]

Cat Shelter AU

A lil expansion on my cats post/headcanon /ᐠ - ˕ -マ Ⳋ

[again, sorry for possible grammar mistakes and bad English]

You (MC/reader/whathaveyou) have been recently introduced to a very distant relative named Solomon, who manages a cat shelter. You've only heard about it and seen pictures but never really visited. It was a bit far from your city.

But it's cool! You think that Solomon caring for stray cats in need is very heartwarming. 

Then one day, you find your distant relative on your doorstep, a bit haggard but cheery nonetheless. You both go through the motions of being courteous, him as an unexpected guest and you as the host. He cuts to the chase and tells you the real reason for his sudden visit.

"You need me to care of a few cats because the shelter is full?"

"Yes. I know this is all just out of the blue but my hands are tied. Renovations for more space is still underway and there was no one else I could think of." He was sincere and honest, something that you appreciated yet…

"I don't really have much experience with pets though." It was true. The apartment you grew up in didn't allow pets and the short interactions you had with your friends' pets won't compare to being fully responsible for a live animal. On your own especially.

"Well, it's not like I'll leave it all to you," Solomon reassures. "I've brought the supplies you'll need and I'll be sending over money to cover any cat-related expenses."

"That's pretty generous." You've seen shelters get short on funds and have donation campaigns. With Solomon's shelter however, it looks like money is the least of their concerns.

"Oh, no worries! Mr. G won't spare any expenses when it comes to his shelter. I'll give you my contact info too. Just in case."

You smoothed out the details of the arrangement, making sure to get both the shelter's and Solomon's contact details. 

Five cats sounded a lot but Solomon tells you that they're absolute sweethearts and won't cause much trouble. With that, you gave him the go signal to bring them in.

Seeing the first cat carrier made you reconsider.

It was red and looked like it went through hell. The plastic material was banged up and damaged so much that you wondered if it would collapse any time soon. White fur poked out of the gaps. You leaned down, trying to get a good look at the cat inside but then it started going batshit, practically howling.

"This is Satan," Solomon says with a big smile. The carrier opened with a click and a white blur shot out. It banged against your coffee table before circling back around Solomon's feet.

"Mrrroooooow!"

The white fluffball stood proudly, red eyes gleaming with mischief. It trotted over to Solomon who easily picked him up. The purring started in no time. His fluff wasn't able to hide the claws hooking onto Solomon's arms.

"Oh, that's loud," you remark. "Sounds like a motorbike."

"Ah, that's just how he is." Your relative cooed at Satan despite the cat practically gnawing at his fingers.

The next one he brought in was a metal crate much larger than you expected. Isn't that for big dogs? Is that a dog inside? The shape in the middle didn't move, much to your relief because Solomon was struggling with the weight. You came over and helped him out.

You caught a glimpse of yellow eyes and patterned fur. Definitely not a dog.

"That's a cat?"

Well, yes obviously but the animal that came out was too big to be a normal domesticated cat. It looked more like some wildcat just from the size alone. Kneeling on the floor beside Solomon made you more aware of how big it was.

Satan trotted over to the newcomer, circling it slowly. The size difference was a bit comical. The white cat was only half its size. You bet the fur gave Satan a fuller shape. How would he look during bath time, you wondered.

Without hesitation, Satan batted a paw right between the eyes. The smack was audible and it sounded like it hurt but the bigger cat didn't even flinch.

"Rude!" You called after Satan as he sped off from the scene.

"Oh, don't worry about that. They're actually good friends." Solomon called the cat over who obliged. "Mammon, this is your new caretaker."

Mammon stared at you and for some reason you felt like an object being appraised. You noticed that half of his right ear was nearly gone. There was only an inch or so left, cleanly cut and healed. The cat walked closer, coming around behind you and bunting your backside.

"What-?!" The cat did it again and you fully sat down on the floor. It let out a disappointed mew before settling on your lap. "Oof!"

"Heavy isn't he?" Solomon chuckled. "He's all muscle."

And he was right. Beneath the silky fur and soft skin, you can feel how solid Mammon was. Despite that, he was a huge softie, eyes closed and draped all over your lap as you pet him.

"The next cat is a bit...special."

The next carrier looked way better than the red one. It was spotless and probably brand new. You can barely peep inside from how dark the interior was. Solomon set it down and opened the door. Nothing came out.

You and Solomon waited for a few moments more.

"Come on, Leviathan," Solomon urged. The reply he got was a faint hissing noise. "Oh dear."

"Is the cat alright?" You tried to look closer–

Satan bolted past you, straight into the carrier. The box rattled, both cats yowling and growling. It tipped to the side from all the jostling and you tried to steady it but the ungodly noises the cats made had you staying still. The box jerked one last time before Satan got chased out. The other cat was all teeth and claws, cream colored fur fluffed up and tail flicking aggressively.

Satan zoomed towards Mammon who was watching the scene with mild interest.

"Leviathan," Solomon cooed gently. The cat's mismatched eyes turned to him as he slowly reached out.

Leviathan looked at the hand with what you can only describe as annoyance. He smacked it away before strutting back into the carrier.

"He's got quite the attitude," you remark as Solomon pouted.

The second to the last cat was inside a half closed cardboard box. Solomon explained that while they all have their own crates and carriers, this particular kitty named Beelzebub loved cardboard boxes. The logo of a potato chip brand on the side was scratched through, barely readable.

"He's a bit of an escape artist, so please double check your doors and window. But he always comes back after some time. Right, Bell?"

The cat responded with an enthusiastic meow. Upon hearing it, the other cats perked up. Even Leviathan poked his head out.

Solomon set the box down, barely able to open the flaps before an orange cat jumped out. He immediately shot straight for Satan and Mammon who eagerly welcomed him. The two of you watched as they played together, literally bouncing off the furniture in excitement.

Satan and Beelzebub must be the main troublemakers, seeing how they ran circles around Mammon. The bigger cat sat through their chaos, occasionally pawing at them whenever he felt like it. Eventually, they must've remembered that there's 4 of them.

Leviathan was hissing up a storm when the others walked up to his carrier. He didn't give them a chance to sneak inside. Instead he ran out, pouncing at Beelzebub who looked more than happy to dodge and give chase.

Seeing four cats zooming around your modest living room made you feel dizzy. You had every right to worry about the state of your apartment if you left those creatures unattended. They took turns bullying each other. Leviathan even went so far as to knock Beelzebub off the back of your couch. You peeked behind the furniture just as Bell wiggled underneath. He ran out the other side, bumping into Mammon on purpose. The bigger cat didn't hesitate to bring his paw down on him.

"And, last but not the least, we have Lucifer. He's the oldest cat in the shelter."

Solomon set the black crate down and opened the latch. When the lock clicked, the other cats stopped what they were doing. You looked over to where they were and saw that Leviathan and Beelzebub stuck close while Satan and Mammon started to make their way over.

A slight rumbling was heard before a big cat leisurely walked out. The light colored fur looked quite soft and thick but it wasn't enough to hide the scars on his back. He looked the mildest out of the bunch but the fangs poking out of his mouth made you wary. He didn't bother getting any closer, just taking a few steps from his carrier and sitting down. For some reason, you were both eager and hesitant to interact with Lucifer.

Satan and Mammon were right beside you while Leviathan and Beelzebub lingered near Solomon. Lucifer was uncaring towards the apparent hesitation from everyone and proceeded to groom himself. His stubby tail flicked lazily.

"Well, that's everyone," Solomon said, standing up to his full height. "I'll leave you with them for a bit while I get the rest of their stuff."

Five pairs of eyes stared at you the moment Solomon left. It was unnerving to say the least. Surprisingly, Mammon took initiative and jumped onto your lap. You expected the others to do the same or even go so far as to knock him off his spot. Instead, they all did their own thing, going around to explore your house.

You saw Beelzebub hop onto your kitchen counter without hesitation, followed by Satan.

On the other side of the room, Lucifer perched himself on the windowsill to catch the midmorning sun.

Leviathan was out of sight but a clatter from your laundry area told you where he was. 

As much as you want to stop Beelzebub from going into your cupboards or making sure Leviathan didn't break anything, Mammon's hefty weight on your legs made sure that you weren't going anywhere. He was a big boy, with big and deadly paws to match. You were careful in petting him, not wanting to do anything he deems uncomfortable. He yawned and you cringed at the large canines. Dear Lord, you do not want to be on the receiving end of that.

You look up just in time to see Satan push a mug off the counter.

"Kitty—NO!"

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aaaaand that's a wrap i suppose

this WIP has been chilling since September and....idk man writing is hard, english is hard lmao

lmk what y'all think

[sweeter-than-teafood]

Just had a thought about the new card that’s been announced. Sitri’s hair is shorter than what we’ve seen, so is this pre-MC?

I’m thinking that this will be some sort of a lore-story from the past, and I’m hoping that maybe we’ll get an accompanying event, like we got with Leraye (Nostalgia), because that event was the GOAT. Like I was on the edge of my seat when the dude ran out of bullets. That event had me SAT, the drama was popping off.

Also yes, that’s me rambling to my friend on Discord about it, because I was like “Damn, new outfit, drip marketing af.” But then thought “Wait, what if this is what he’s been wearing under that waistcoat all along.”

Now I gotta know, do all of the fancy-uniform nobles have shirts like that? 😱