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That time of the month guys, You know what I must do...
Whb Kings on your Period
All Kings x AFAB! reader NSFW No sex just extremely suggestive... Blame three individuals
....Wait a minute... If Lilith makes the kids does that mean demon women don't have periods? Probably looking too much into it...
Edit: This is supposed to be a fun post, But at the end of this, I went down several rabbit holes... Please don't be like me don't think 😭
Cw: mentions of pussy eating (You probably know who it is already lol), no . Suggestive,(alluding to sex on. But never happens because demons are fucking weird)
Satan
You're different somehow every month, and he can't put his finger on it. But your short-tempered rage makes him giggle like a teenager and kick his feet. You have such a low tolerance, super BS, and he loves that. And he wants to know why he never smelled this off Solomon before, so it must be you that's different. When Satan asks you, you sigh and put your hands to your mouth before giving him a 20-minute explanation.
...Holy shit? You're what now??? He thought humans creating little people it was crazy now what you're telling him is that humans have the power to shed their skin from the inside and shit it out??? Can he see it?!
... The mental image, He had and the real thing was not what he expected are you okay Oh my God there's so much again. He never wants to see that much blood come out of you ever again. The way you made this man fear more than any angel by that explanation alone. The way you have this man scampering to a human store to get whatever you ask to help ease the pain even if it's just for a little.
When he tells you that demon women don't have periods He swore your rage was emanating off you and Leviathan could probably feel you're jealousy from all the way in Hades.
Hi I think Satan using a period cramp simulator would be very funny and very entertaining...
Bonus non-cannon:
Fem!Satan: Would have the worst periods known to woman. The streets of Gehanna are deserted because the moment something slightly inconveniences her a whole building is collapsing. I wouldn't blame her, her period cramps will hurt worse than Gabriel stabbing a sword through her uterus before punching her in the gut.
Mammon
He'll buy you literally everything. It doesn't matter if you use tampons pads or cups because he's already bought everything. He's either got it from Lucifer or you made an offhand comment about it and he did his own research. He's very proud that he's prepared for his master.
Like he'll already get you everything But when you're on your period you actually have a reason to accept all his things especially if it's junk food. This is awesome! You're letting him pamper you!!! He wishes you can have periods all the time!
(one explanation later) What the fuck? Never mind. Aren't you scared of running out of blood?
He wish he could grant you something that take the way the pain and discomfort easily but Tartaros never really had that problem so they don't really have any solutions. Instead he'll just stick to spoiling you with food.
Watching Mamon's eyes go wide when he sees how much a tampon soaks up water is pretty funny.
Bonus non-cannon:
Fem!Mammon: She hates it. She hates it so much that she spends the money and resources to immediately either go to the human world or recreate a Depo shot or an implant to get rid of it. And she regularly changes it when she has to.
Leviathan
He smelled blood and he thought you were going to get killed. He was literally ready to die protecting you. He was so angry that he got worked up over nothing at first until he saw how much pain you were in.
Beelzebub
Why does your body insist on doing something that harms itself Is it stupid or is your body hating you. If you insist on being useless then you can just lay in bed!
After the initial Levi snark is gone he comes back to check on you. He actually looks really worried and thinks you might die. Freaking out frantic calls tulucifer after initial back and forth Lucifer insists that what they're feeling is normal.
All of the novels will be looking after you He doesn't want you leaving the bed just in case you might trip and die or accidentally get yourself hurt. He genuinely thinks you might die.
He will silently open your door stare at you and see if you're doing all right and then close the door, Rinse and repeat until you either yell at him ask him what he's doing. He will either respond with arguing back.
Bonus non-canon:
Fem!Leviathan: when she's on her period you literally will never see her. She's so glad She connected her bathroom too her bedroom. It's because she sheds her scales she's not joking. She actually does shed her scales on her period Will she show you fuck no. The moment she starts bleeding you're never seeing her again until she stops.
Honestly he was zoning out through half of your explanation until you mention the actual 'bleeding' process. Then you just see him lean inward putting his chin on his hands. So you're telling him... There is a way to consume you without hurting you?
This fucker has to stay away from you 10 ft away. He is SOOOO on board with eating you out. Keep Guy 10 ft away from you He would be absolutely no help except for maybe eating junk food and bringing you snacks.
He will laugh at your horrid, disgusted face because he just loves your cute little reactions. He raises his hand during the lecture on human anatomy to the Kings, and you told him to put his hand back down because you're not answering any of his batshit questions because you know it's going to be the second worst thing you've ever heard.
Bonus non-cannon:
It's okay though he'll never remember you period though he will always know because he could smell it (insert that one meme) he'll deadass forget that humans can bleed like that and occasionally get scared to smell blood on you before remembering.
He's still this day wonders about us question "if He sucks it all out Would the period be over?"
Fem! Beel: she's lost so much of her cute underwear from being forgetful. I could definitely see her getting an implant or Depo so she doesn't have to remember, but she kind of already forgets her appointments, too.
Lucifer
Human menstrual cycle...He's not stupid He was part of the creation when God made humans to breed with one another. He not only sees it as a normal thing but something special that human women have that sets them apart from demons and angels.
He doesn't understand your disgust and hatred by something explicitly given to you and all human women by God.
He offers to change your mind as he gets on his knees and you start adamantly declining and screaming. Now he really is confused....
About half of the other devils are defending your case when Lucifer brings it up at the next meeting. Though it's so split down the middle they end up discussing that topic another time.
As an 'apology' he gives you a basket with a bouquet of white lilies, painkillers and some cut fruits with card telling you to not eat unhealthy foods since it tends to make the cramps worse. And he hopes you get better.
Bonus non-cannon:
Fem!Lucifer: human female menstrual cycle yeah don't they also molt their feathers? No that's just an angel thing?? So demons also don't molt their feathers molting feathers is just an angel thing??? Other she would be super chill on her cramps, she doesn't even care.
Belphegor
The most normal, You want somewhere to rest? Lucky for you his bed is the softest in all of hell he'll make sure to take good care of you and by taking care of you he means sleeping and cuddling with you while his subordinates do all the work.
Periods actually sound like a pain in the ass He hopes he never has one You're absolutely welcome too crash at his place He understands completely about how things might be more irritating when you're constantly in pain.
Belphegor Actually really likes You're listlessness as much as he likes hard work He doesn't mind when you succumb to his sin a little bit. Especially when you're looking so cute laying on top of him. His phone screen is a picture of you smooshed against his chest with a hand on your head.
Another excuse to binge anime that he doesn't want to watch alone is a win in his book. He'll let you watch some of your favorites as well. He's not picky.
Beleth is in heaven taking care of and pampering you and his majesty. He just wish he could have you to himself for 'private' time.... menstruation? Lol a little blood isn't going to scare him.
Bonus non-cannon:
Fem!Belphegor: Nope... The last time they had their first period was when they first woke up, never again... A thousand years of menstrual pain almost put her back to sleep. Ever since she'd been dying trying to get rid of this thing causing her pain as soon as she heard Lucifer can do implants and depots She was the first one who got it. If she ever gets off at again she'll experience the same exact piercing pain she felt.... but That sounds like a problem for her future self.
Asmodeus
He completely compliance but doesn't really understand He still doesn't. After having a wife who had to deal with periods. It's a complete natural thing for the human reproductive system. And oh boy you bet he knows all about that
"You know if you really don't like it I used to have a cure that can take it away for 9 months, Would you like one? Hahah just kidding dear!"
Asmodeus 🤝Lucifer🤝Beelzebub(I think you can fill in the blank)
In all seriousness he really doesn't understand why humans don't like something that's completely natural He understands devils because devils are just naive beings in general and only certain high level angels Who worked with God don't care...
Another Tally on the board that what Asmodeus has that human men lack. Apparently basic women anatomy knowledge.
As much as he would love to take care of you again since he hasn't done that since his last wife. He doesn't think the Kings fully trust him yet so presents it is. He can tell what phase in your cycle by just scent alone, and that's scary.
Bonus non-canon:
Fem!Asmodeus: She doesn't give a fuck You better be on top of her or else she's going to have a problem. She always feels so horny her period.She's horny all the time
"It's going to be a bloodbath >:)!"
"please stop saying that..."-MC
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I adore this guy.
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𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ∣ smut ( minors dni ), fem!human!reader, from behind, rough sex, use of sex toys ( cockrings ), don’t ever wear or allow someone to wear a ring for longer than 30 minutes pls, noncon ( reader asks to stop, satan doesn’t ), all characters featured are aged 18+
𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 ∣ please reblog && leave feedback. not proofread so there’s probably mistakes. thanks for reading < 3
𝗱𝗼𝗹𝗹’𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗱𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗯𝘀 ∣ poll winner [ satan + cockrings ]
this had been a terrible idea.
but you’d only started to realize it now, when Satan wouldn’t slow down or ease up. it was the same, loud PLAP, PLAP, PLAP! over and over. heavy balls slapping against your swollen clit as he fucks you relentlessly.
“I— need—“ you were panting, trying to clench your fists, but the devil king had a tight grip on both of your elbows, keeping your arms jerked back towards him, using them like levers to wrench your body back into his rough thrusting of hips. “B—break!!”
a low growl vibrates from deep within his chest, the muscles in his arms tightening, veins bulging. he holds you in a vice as soon as you utter the word, as if solidifying the fact that he’s not going to let you go anywhere until he’s done. “Not so fast, hng, you’re the one that wanted me to wear this fucking thing in the first place, weren’t you?”
it was almost a taunt.
but it was the truth. you’d talked him into securing the tight, shiny gold ring around the thick base of his cock. watching in awe when he hissed through his teeth as the sensation of being forced to stay hard, even when he wanted so desperately to cum. the pressure of the ring, squeezing him, didn’t allow him to.
and this was your punishment for denying him.
“And now you’re bitching about it?”
your eyes cross as his pounding seems to find a new speed and velocity, and you choke out a pleading cry. “It’s b—been hours—! You can take it o—off!!”
Satan chuckles, and releases your arms. “Oh, no, I don’t think so.” he grunts, watching you collapse forward against the bed and slump into the mattress, but the second you reach your arms forward, as if to pull yourself out from under him, he presses all of his weight down on your back, his knees jabbing into the backs of yours, pinning you in place and keeping your trembling legs spread open so you have nowhere to go. you feel the solid ring like a hard bumper, hitting your cunt as he buries himself as deep as he could possibly go. “You see, I like this. Tenderizing your poor, little pussy. Making sure you walk funny after this. And now that I can do it for hours with this little toy of yours?” a raspy, breathy chuckle tickles the shell of your ear that you can hear even your own, loud cries that it’s too much, before he nips at your lobe roughly with his teeth. “I’m not done yet. Not even close,” he hisses the threat through grit teeth, his pace settling back into the usual quick-fire pounding that turns your mind to mush. his moans and growls that would usually lead to his climax hypnotizes you, and before long your whimpers of protest had melted back into moans for him to keep going. to fuck you stupid and break your fragile, human body with his cock. “That’s more like it,” he groans, grasping your hips to hold you down so he could plow, “I’m fucking you senseless, little girl. Gonna break ya, and it’s all your fault for showing me this handy, little toy.”
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He just be kicking EVERYONE 😭
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Solomon must have been dicking down these demon something crazy. For all of them to be this down bad, after you break their contracts. Then again if i was bonded to Solomon i think I would cry as well.
Im still a fan of how, Satan through these encounter still makes it known. Solomon is gone and everyone should accept that.
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The deleted scene from chapter 6
(sound on 🔊🔊🔊)
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✨🍒Sexy time with the Gehenna boys🍒✨
#what in hell is bad#satan#sitri#zagan#what in hell is bad Satan#satan what in hell is bad#what in hell is bad sitri#what in hell is bad Zagan#WIHIB#wihib satan
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No one:
Literally no one:
Glasya La Bolas: *Does a menacing little wiggle that threatens God* :D
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So, guys. Are y'all saying that he fucks everything that moves, and what doesn't move - he moves and fucks? Great, just how I like it.
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Pairing: WBH Gabriel x GN!Reader
Warning: This work is exclusive for ages 18+ as it contains explicit content. This work is unedited and consist of grammatical errors and incorrect punctuation marks.
Note: Reader can either have a dick or a strap-on, depending on what you like.
Tags: Breeding, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasm, Dacryphilia, Somnophilia, Cum eating, Ass eating, Marking, Blood.
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Gabriel is peacefully sleeping on his bed with his head laying down on the soft pillow along with his buttocks facing towards your face ready to be eaten by yours truly like you had been starved of food for years. Licking your lips in delight, you leaned towards the fresh food served in front of you--- sniffing it before diving in, to relish the delicious meal. Licking the sleeping seraph's tight hole, the other still remained unmoved and soundless despite your action but it only encouraged you to see how far you can go. Smirking, you began to knead Gabriel's plump ass with both of your hand while still licking the hole of the seraph with such hunger until the licking turned into sucking along with your hands starting to open the other's ass wide enough to allow access on all the skin in his ass. Moaning from the taste of your beloved seraphs ass you can't help but dive your tounge deep inside him still sucking on his hole like it's your lifeline.
Gabriel began to stir from his sleep from all your actions, occasionally letting out noises when you are hitting his prostrate yet he still remained asleep. What a heavy sleeper he is... suddenly, a thought arised within your mind 'is he just pretending to be asleep to satisfy you?' Smirking you began to pull away from his ass, licking all of the liquid from your mouth and his skin-- savoring every taste of it making you moan with his sweetness. "Aaaa~..." wet noises can be heard from your lips as you suck on your fingers hard enough to feel the tightness of your mouth. Chuckling, you began to pull out your fingers inside your mouth and rub the others hole smearing it with your saliva making his hole glisten like a jewel under the light, which only made your desire for them grow.
You started to insert your index finger inside his ass, biting your lips from the tightness and warmth of your seraphs drenched hole full with your saliva mixed with his own liquid within it. Squelching noises soon emerged from Gabriel's ass as you began to move your finger in a slow pace deep within him, teasingly rubbing the area near where his prostrate is located at but never directly touching it. You kept it up for a good minute, watching the seraphs reaction while you are fingering him.
His eyes were closed, and his lashes gently brushed against his cheeks. His lips were slightly parted, and he was softly breathing in and out in a steady manner but that all would change when you started to insert your second finger joining your wet index deep inside of him as you began to move faster making the squelching noise louder. The line that meets his eyebrows furrowed along with his breathing starting to quicken matching the movement in his chest that is rising up and down, his hands began to clutched the soft white blanket creating multiple rinkles on the perfectly flat fabric he is laying on, his eyelashes trembling slightly from your action--- all because of you that he is in this state. Really... this is such a pleasing sight that your eyes will never get tired of, adoring every second of him and this sight is only for your eyes to see.
"Wake up now, dear~" you leaned towards him, your warm breathe hitting the back of his ear. Now you are currently on top of him. His back is on your chest and his plump ass that your still playing with is right below yours. You could feel him tremble from your touches, your words, your gaze, even your existence alone is just enough for him to harden and released his building desire and pleasure. "...or I won't pound your pretty plump ass until your cock is drained dry." Licking his nape, you began to suck on it, leaving your own mark completely etched within his skin for the others to see who he belongs.
Soon, his eyelids began to open slowly, his disoriented silver eyes haze from the lust and pleasure he is experiencing, his pupils trembling once you stopped teasing his insides and finally decided to rub his prostrate making him let out a low shaky moan. You let out a smile as you noticed him 'woke' up from his deep sleep on the bed, you bit his ear and lick it for your satisfaction. "Good morning my dear Gabriel~" you greeted him, blowing his ear making his whole body tremble. Chuckling from his reaction, you decided to insert your third finger, his legs shaking from the new addition added inside of him stretching his walls wide so you can fit just right inside of him. The movements of your fingers began to move faster and faster to the point that liquids inside of him began to slip out of his hole, dripping on the now filthy blanket but both you and Gabriel couldn't care less about the mess you are creating, rather the only thing both of you are focusing is the pleasure which you are making and your beloved Gabriel is experiencing.
Loud moans and groans is now enveloping the room as well as the creaking of the bed as Gabriel started to moved his hips in accordance to the thrust of your fingers to chase his release. "Haa.. mnnha" were the only response that the other could give to you as he is overwhelmed by the waves of pleasures that is crashing down at him. Biting, sucking, and licking the skin on his back--- you continue to mark your territory, not leaving a skin untouched by your teeth and mouth. His pale skin is now covered with your saliva and red-ish bite marks like a blank canvas being filled up by colorful strokes except it is just one color with different shades. Some of it are stained with blood as you can't help but put a little bit of force in your bites to truly establish your brand on him.
Fingers suddenly being squeezed tightly by the warm flesh inside, Gabriel's legs shook as he spilled his cum on the bed. His eyes fluttering shut close as he relieved the pleasure of releasing. For sure, your seraph could feel you grinning on his skin as his knees collapsed while his chest and stomach came in contact with his own cum--- staining his pristine skin. Staring at him in that state, you can't help but lick your lips as he looks so appetizing that you just want to dig into his flesh but you decided not to as you have done enough marking. Now, it is the time to fully enjoy your meal~
˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.
"Hic-- please, please, ple-- AA~" Silver eyes rolling back, Gabriel could only utter those words as you ruthlessly pounded into him non-stop as you smear his cum all over his chest and face as his tears falls down making you more aroused than before. His legs are wrapped around your waist that is moving continously while both of his hands are gripping tightly on the blanket to the point his knuckles are turning even whiter as he cums once again. This have been the fourth time he released and your fourth round with him without taking any rest between your sessions as you can't help but be tempted by the way your seraph looks so sinful--- crying, begging, shaking, and drooling as you ruin him over and over again. Tounge sticking out of his mouth, you leaned in and sucked it, fully consuming his mouth with yours as you overtook him with your control and dominance. Why would he even fight for control when you are his God? The God that he have been so desperate to be with for decades, the one who he only worship and glorified ever since he was created... there are many reasons why but it is impossible to list all of them down as Gabriel's life revolves around you.
You parted away from the kiss as you still are slamming deep inside of him making his whole body twitch and shake with every slam you made. Grinning, you let one of your hand that is holding down Gabriel's waist to hold him still on bed, scoop a portion of his own cum to bring it up to your mouth, licking and sucking it till there is nothing but your saliva and your seraph's sweat. Now--- your mouth is full of his cum as you leaned in for another kiss towards him, making him consume know how delicous he taste like. Tounges clashing against one another, you felt the vibration of Gabriel's moan inside your mouth as you started to move inside of him. This time, you grabbed both of his legs and pushed it open towards him making a V position.
With this new position, you found your way deeper inside of him--- completely burrowing yourself within his warm flesh that is squeezing you tightly. "I'm gonna breed you until you're full of me~" you said in a sing-song voice, panting with every thrust that you are giving him. Your hands started trailing down on his thigh, gripping it and giving it a slap causing for a bright red mark to appear on his milky thigh. Gabriel released a loud moan with what you said as his saliva trails down on his mouth, "mwant-- mnHp~ y-your chil-- Aaa!~" he stuttered, too drown out in pleasure to fully formulate a sentence.
Your eyes shine with delight at what he said, your movement becoming harder and slow--- grinding down his insides as his dick twitches again, signalling for another release. "You truly desire that?" your seraph nodded his head, staring at you with clear desperation and obssession showing in his silver eyes that is shining because of his tears. Upon seeing him confirm his answer you snapped your hips against his causing him to throw his head back on the bed as his back formed an arc. This time with the full intent to breed him, you breathe out and said:
"Get ready, my seraph, for I won't stop until our love has been consummated, no matter how much you plead with me."
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WHB Asmodeus Nsfw Alphabet
This is going to be the most unholy thing I've written aaaa
Cw: feminization Kink, slightly misogynist?? (He thinks he is the ultimate male and anyone That isn't him are underneath him and his to take) , breeding/pregnancy, aphrodisiac, pheromones, Marathon sex, primal Kink, noncon, (honestly I think he should be a trigger warning in itself)
Gn! Mc
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Good males take care of their females; they should cherish their lover's body just as passionately. Since he is the prime partner, he is the king of aftercare.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Yes.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Don't get me wrong, he does like seeing come all over you, but All of his seed must go in you. Whether it be your mouth or your whole body, you had better not waste a single drop. And if any does, he'll just use it as an excuse to fill you up again.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
I don't think it's a secret but... He wants to have and orgy with all the kings and you. Even if they don't let him touch them. He would be just fine to see how they fuck you.
Oh how he dreams of seven of the most powerful demons in hell descending upon you like rabid sex addicted beasts ruining you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Honey he is the experience...
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Mating press, pressing your body down, forcing you to do nothing else but take him.
With gravity and the wild thrusting of his hips doing all the work as he jackhammers down into you nice and deep, gravity will do all the work for him when he finally explodes deep inside of you.
All that while he holds you tightly his hands giving access to your body, as well as his eyes and nose to take you in.
The two of you will be consumed in each other
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Yes. He knows he looks intimidating, So it's surprising, but instead of taking you right there and then, he wants to talk to you, crack jokes, tease you, and be goofy; he needs to get all that out before he fucks you so hard. You can only respond in moans and screams.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Sometimes. Really depends on his mood.
Sometimes, he does shave, but most of the time, he has a little bit of hair down there as well as a happy line going up to his belly button.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
I think Asmodeus is very intimate with hugs, kisses, cuddling, and rubbing against you.
He will spoil you. he is the romance. If he really wants you, He will make it known.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Asmodeus jacks off before sex, And it's always before sex. He can't help it. He just gets a little excited :). When you're taking your clothes off? He's touching his dick. When he's kissing you? Fucking his hand.
He's touching himself until he's inside you
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He likes everything but he has a few that drives him wild.
Asmodeus loves primal sex, biting, wrestling, growling, fucking doggy, and predator/prey. Demons, Angels, or humans are all animals and slaves to their instincts.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT-.
"But Ro, what if I'm a dude?" Not with him, you're not. He wants you nice and cute for him, a lovely little dress perhaps? Makeup so he could make it run later. Some lovely stocking that hugs your thighs. Why are you so nervous, Child of Solomon? You look so adorable!
He wants to corrupt you and give you kinks that you never thought you would have. Make you drunk on his scent and cock until you're nothing but his mindless little cock slave lover. Wouldn't that be nice? If it were up to him. If it were really up to him. After this silly little war, He would keep you barefoot and pregnant; he's already lost two of his lovers... He will not lose another one.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere everywhere.
However there is nothing more sexy than taking you in front of an audience That look at you hungry for a taste but they're not allowed to have you until he's done unless permission is given.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Anything could turn him on. You could be with him his arm around you and he could start whispering how much he fucking wants you right now. He only gives you warnings and meetings though. If not he'll just drag you somewhere else to fuck you. You're not safe.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Nope :) He's a whore your honor
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Mmm mouths. He likes mouths inexperienced or not you'll have you gagging on his cock your muffled cries and gags will just make him throb.
On the other hand his mouth tasting your sweet sweet juices. Eating you out like a starving man he'll make you cry and scream on his tongue alone.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He likes slow and sensual but Asmodeus prefers primal. He wants to bite you on the neck and take you hard and fast. Chasing orgasm after orgasm until you are full and bred and even then I don't think he'll stop.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies do not exist to Asmodeus, a concept of a quickie for him lasts for a day.
"You want me to stop being inside you because you have something else more important? What's more important than me???"
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Oh he experiments you'll not be doing the same thing twice that's for sure well except for breeding just let him fill you up please just one more time...
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Literally days, literally days... You will not leave that bed for 3 to 4 business dick appointment days
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Oh yes definitely He has a whole closet full of toys and that's not even his full collection. There's more in the prison!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Seeing you so small and pitiful, having you whine and beg for his cock fills his ego please do it more.
"Just one more whimper? Come on beg me one more time... Oh darling say my name like that again; I promise I'll be inside you soon just do that again!"
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Loud and proud, grunting, growling, groaning, mewling moaning everything
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Asmodeus has bad bad baby fever.
He misses being a father. Not only that he misses feeling someone up to the brim knowing that they are claimed. And he misses the way to swell when they feel with milk. And he misses that's swollen tummy when it's filled with his spawn.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Not too big not too small literally perfect, beautiful cock that looks so good it's fake.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Yes.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
No. Man has infinite stamina. Infinite stamina to leave you curled up in his bed he'll smile because he knows no one can be as hungry as he can. He'll kiss you and leave you there as he goes off to do something else or do someone else, lol.
#smut#whb asmodeus#what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#wihib#I firmly apologize for this post#whb x reader#whb#whb Asmodeus x reader
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𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 ∣ smut ( minors dni ), fem!reader, brief somnophilia mention, anal sex, size kink ( belly bulge ), creampie, rimming, cum-eating ( his own ), all characters featured are aged 18+
𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 ∣ please reblog && leave feedback. not proofread so there’s probably mistakes. thanks for reading < 3
𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 ∣ day twenty-nine [ mammon + anal ]
you awoke to feel Mammon’s large hands on your ass. you knew immediately they belonged to him, what with the power and strength behind his passionate kneading of rough fingers. he always praised the shape of it, even —it seems— while you slept. you didn’t remember falling asleep on your stomach, but you also didn’t put it past your demon king to flip you over so he can watch and feel his favorite part of you since that’s definitely what he did while you were awake.
coming to your senses now that you were conscious, you felt the fabric of your panties had already been wrenched halfway down your thighs so he could grope at you freely and without obstruction. you mewl when you feel each hand grasp a globe and spread them apart so he can see all of you. it was always a little embarrassing when he stretched you open, to stare at your cute pucker and your cunt. most of the time, this time included, you were already wet from his incessant fondling, and your folds glistened, your core clenching and needy for him. “Your… Majesty…” you purr, feeling his stare. you know what he wants, and you reach behind, your smaller, gentler fingertips pressing against your netherlips to hold them open so he can use his hands how he really wanted.
“You are so easy.” he mutters in amusement, watching you put yourself on display for him. “Hardly even awake, but you’re spreading that wet pussy for me already, ready to take dick. Do you think that’s why you’re my favorite, little fucktoy?”
you nod without bothering to ponder his question. you already knew you were his favorite.
“You’d be wrong.” your back arches just a bit when you feel the weight of his warm cock drape between your cheeks. he was already hard, the tip twitching as it lay against the small of your back. it was also already slick with something ( his own spit, you expected ), so you wondered just how long he’d been fondling you while you were sleeping. did he use one hand to grope at your ass while he used the other to prime his cock? “This cute, little ass is why you’re my favorite fucktoy.” he teased, pushing his weight against you. his cock glides between your globes, and he holds them in place, creating the perfect canal for him to rut into while his fingers dig into your skin, leaving his signature in the marks left behind. “And I’ve been thinking all day about what a tight fit it always is.” a low growl of pure excitement tears up his throat when he uses his grip on your ass to push you forward, smush you more and more into the mattress until the very tip of his cock could nudge your hole.
“So, I’ll let you play with that greedy pussy of yours, but right now, I want to fuck you right here, like this.”
your body tenses upon instinct, already knowing exactly what to expect. Mammon loved fucking your ass, and he did so regularly, so you’d mostly gotten used to the pressure of that massive cock, but the initial stretch was always the toughest part. your hands fail to hold your pussy open any longer, and you focus two fingers on your clit instead, rubbing fierce circles when the demon king starts to force his way into your ass.
the moan you let out couples with his animalistic grunt the very moment his tip disappears inside you, and you press hard on your own button, hoping to keep your muscles from spasming too much, but even so you couldn’t help but squirm against the mattress, your body trying its best to escape the invasion.
“Hold still, and let me watch every inch as it sinks into your tight ass.” Mammon was breathing heavily, snorting through his nose, as one strong hand pushes your upper body against the mattress, while the other holds your hips steady. his hips rock forward, filling you to your limit, and his gilded eyes glitter with excitement watching your ring stretch around his thickness. “That’s perfect.” he mutters, running his palm down over one ass cheek. he gives it a solid whack, and you squeal into the pillow you’ve snatched up and started chewing on, your eyelids fluttering. “I’ll never get tired of these cute ripples.” his fist squeezes around the fleshiest section, watching your ass bulge out from between his massive fingers, and the sight alone has him moaning and thrusting forward more fervently.
whenever his pace picks up, you wrap an arm tightly around the pillow clenched in your teeth, and the hand between your legs works much more diligently. you cry out, pushing two fingers into your clenching cunt to intensify the sensations Mammon was starting to drill into your full, other hole. pumping them in at the same desperate pace that his hips were snapping to you, your body jolted and trembled beneath his pressure.
Mammon was lost in his lust, staring down at the way your ass bounces back to meet his brutal fucking, the shape of it when it smashes against his pelvis so he can smash the limits you thought you had, and pound all ten inches of cock inside. you could feel his entire shape bulging against the inside of your belly as you rub yourself against the mattress, grinding the imprint of his massive cock. pressing against it sends new, electrified pleasure buzzing throughout both you and him, because his grip tightens, and you can hear the grinding of his teeth as his hip snaps become rougher. more primal.
“Talented, little fucktoy—“ Mammon exhales in surprise when your canal clamps tighter around his throbbing cock. the orgasm spurred from your double penetration erupts within you, and your muscles spasm with pure ecstasy, milking your demon lover. “You must be craving a nice, fat load in your ass.” now, both of his hands returned to your ass, spreading it open again so he can slam home in a relentless, rapid-fire pounding that had you screaming his name until your throat was sore. you’d already cum, and your sensitivity was set up to one hundred, so your sticky fingers slip from your cunt, and shield it instead, to keep the heat of his heavy, swinging balls from slapping against you and stimulating you further. “Take it,” Mammon grunts in a low, deep growl. it was hardly audible over the sound of your ass slapping against his pelvis as he railed you, “you sound so fucking cute when you’re fucked out. Screaming, squirming, unable to stop until I’m finished. That’s it, toy, that tight, little ass is going to make me cum!”
it wasn’t too long after that he did. coming unraveled, Mammon smashed your body as tight into the mattress as he could, pinning you in place so he could cum as deep inside your ass as he could. spurt after hefty spurt filled you with warmth, and you groaned, eyes crossing after every one. it felt too good to be Mammon’s cum dump. your hand falls limp between your legs, and you smear your heated cheeks against the drool-stained pillow, your mouth hanging slack so sordid moans slur into the fabric of the pillowcase.
as the demon king slowly withdrew, his cock was still half-mast. spewing his release into your shallower depths until he slipped completely from your ass. your hole twitches and puckers, now able to return to its original and intended size, but each time it spasms, you dribble more of his warm, sticky essence from the abused entrance and it runs in globs to stick to your pussy lips. your thighs are still trembling when Mammon groans again. you can’t see him, but you imagined that he took one look at your abused asshole, saw his cum oozing from it, and got hard again. “Fuck,” he muttered as he took in the sight. “You make it hard to control myself.” he grips your ass cheeks again, spreading them as far apart as they could possibly go. a soft whine dies on your tongue, your eyes rolling back when you feel the demon lean in, and run a fat, warm tongue between your folds.
“Your… Maa-ajesty!! Too s-sensitive!” you want to slither away from him, but Mammon’s face is already buried in your cunt, lapping at your juices cocktailed together, and his grip on your ass holds you in place and exposed to him, so you have no choice but to take his oral assault. “P-p—please— uh!”
“Come on, now.” Mammon chuckles, and it vibrates against every nerve ending in your core, sending more flustered whimpers to muffle into the pillow that you bite harder, now, because his tongue was gathering his own cum into his mouth as it careens upwards to tease your freshly-fucked asshole. “You can’t look this deliciously vulgar and expect me not to want to taste.” he teases. you clench and squeak again, but that doesn’t stop him from forcing his tongue inside, rolling it around to taste the carnage he’s lain inside.
you’re all but kicking your feet, your toes curled tight when he slurps and laps at your pucker, that throbs and winks in response to his teasing, before he runs an open mouth over one cheek, smearing the cum that was sticking to his face over your skin. “Sweet, little ass.” he hums, before sinking his teeth in to leave his mark on you. the shape of his teeth indent your skin, another sore reminder that your ass belongs to the King of Tartaros.
#mammon#mammon x reader#mammon x you#mammon smut#what in hell is bad#what in hell is bad x reader#what in hell is bad x you#what in hell is bad smut#wihib#wihib x reader#wihib smut
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Some thoughts on Levi WHB
Notes: my brain farted and just thought of these randomly. Also it’s my first time making a post like this🎉.
Warnings: a little suggestive but no smut.
- [ ] Have you ever been told as a kid that “they’re just mean to you bc they like you”. Yeah that’s him a nutshell classic tsundere moment 🤦🏽♀️
- [ ] Acts like he doesn’t like you and will insult you bc in reality a part of him dies if you’re not paying attention to him
- [ ] “ why are they asking another demon for help and not me?” “They aren’t paying attention to me how can I get them to focus on me ? Ahhh yes *insert insult here* “
- [ ] Cannot stand the fact if you’re upset about something that has nothing to do with him. All of those emotions should be caused by him
- [ ] He likes it rough but doesn’t like to initiate. Must be the reason for all that pent up animosity. The same way Lucifer will do anything for some tears Levi will say/do whatever so that you’ll slap him. He can’t help that it gets him hard 🤷🏽♀️. You would think he’s the embodiment of wrath but no it’s probably trauma related.
- [ ] Focusing back on MC he cares for them I wanna say the exact amount as the others do. The way he shows that is by nagging you incessantly.
- [ ] “Look both ways before you cross the street idiot” but then holds your hand as you both cross the street
- [ ] Will grab your jaw and tell you to stop grinding your teeth which is a habit you picked up from Satan making him seethe all over
- [ ] Is very weak to soft touches. I think Levi is so touchstarved and traumatized hes comfortable with touches. But if you just caress his face or run your fingers through his hair he’ll short circuit
- [ ] Wants to hate it bc new and uncomfortable but on the other hand it’s soft and he feels warm and then he hates it bc youre ruining the untouchable perfect image he worked so hard for 😭
- [ ] Eventually he’ll melt with your subtle touches but only in his office/bedroom away from others bc only he can receive this from you and only you can see him like this
#whb#zk4rlett rants#whb beelzebub#whb leviathan#whb satan#what in “hell” is bad?#whb lucifer#what in hell is bad#wihib#levi headcanons#zkarletts scribbles
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Both are mine // Satan [ What in hell is bad? ]
"My shirt’s way too big for ya. It’s cute."
tags: fem!reader, reader’s implied to be smaller than Satan, Satan squeezing your boobs, implied nsfw ending, fluffy I guess
word count: 315
„What’re you doing?” Satan’s figure suddenly appeared next to you causing you to look up a little to meet his red eyes. His big hand sneaked around your waist.
„I was thinking about what to eat.” You tell him, leaning against his muscular chest, due to his big build it was comfortable to just rest like that. Satan smirked and leaned down to whisper in your ear.
„Maybe I know a solu-“ He suddenly stops as he notices your shirt… Or more like his shirt, on you. A low chuckle escapes his lips, his hot breath hitting the soft skin on your neck, which by the way, was full of marks… All done by him, of course. „Hmm? Is that mine?”
He asks, putting his other hand on your chest, squeezing the soft flesh covered by the material.
To be fair, it was easy to tell that the clothing belonged to Satan. It was way bigger than any other of your clothes, reaching your thighs. It also had his scent all over it.
„What? My boobs or the shirt? 'Cause both are rightfully mine~” You said in an overly sweet voice to tease him. „So, I have absolutely no idea why would you think of something sooo absurd.”
„Last time I heard, which was last night you were saying repeatedly that you belong to me~” The demon’s grip on your boob tightened just to make you squirm.
„Oh shut up.” You rolled your eyes, leaving his embrace and taking few steps back, just enough for him to have the full view of your body.
„My shirt’s way too big for ya. It’s cute…” He pulled you close kissing you deeply, his hand wandering down to squeeze your ass shamelessly. „Bedroom?” He purred, already knowing the answer, but your nod made him smirk anyway.
You wasted no time and disappeared into the depths of the bedroom.
#what in hell is bad?#what in hell is bad satan#wihib#wihib x reader#whb satan#whb mc#whb#x reader#what in hell is bad#wihib satan
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Satan: Who tf are you and why do you have my MC!?
Satan(WiHiB): Your MC!? They're mine!
Asmodeus: Give me back my sorcerer right now!
Sitri(WiHiB): You don't look like I remember, but you are my Solomon.
Barbatos: Yours?
Barbatos(WiHiB): I can't bask in beautiful sunlight here!
Satan: Put your clothes back on!
#i finally did it#obey me shall we date#what in hell is bad#obey me#obey me mc#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me barbatos#om! satan#om! barbatos#om! asmodeus#wihib#what in hell is bad satan#wihib satan#wihib barbatos#wihib sitri#whb sitri#whb satan#whb#whb barbatos#poor mc#so many handsome demons
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HELP I WASN’T READY!!
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PORN GAME WHY AM I FUCKING CRYING
#crying in the fucking club#me omw to slaughter who did it#I’m not tagging spoilers bc idk if any of y’all play this aldksk#but I will if you’d like!!!!!!!!!#what in hell is bad#wihib
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