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eternal-auditor · 2 days ago
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I was about to press post , but then I realised I forgot the tattoos
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eternal-auditor · 7 days ago
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I forgot I made a cowboy version when I made Asmodeus' and Belphegor's lol
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MORE BELETH PICKUP LINES HE'D USE ON YOU:
(Original Post)
This saddle ain't the only thing gettin' ridden hard tonight.
Yer hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
Can I bum a chew?
Yer sweeter than honey on a warm biscuit.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we can sleep til afternoon.
Did ya sit in a pile of sugar? Cuz yew got a pretty sweet ass.
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eternal-auditor · 8 days ago
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Asking WHB demons to 'lend a hand'
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⟡ Masterlist ⟡
A/N: We've all been there and in times like these it comes in handy to have a demon who's dtf 25/8. ^^ (Another post I started in February and only now it's finally finished T-T)
Characters: Amy, Barbatos, Bael, Naberius, Beleth, (R.I.P. Dantalian & Gamigin parts that never got written but were supposed to be part of this... might write them eventually if I get around to it U.U)
‎‧₊˚✧ 18+ Minors Do Not Interact‎ ✧˚₊
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"Amy!" you call out to the demon in case he is already around, having felt the desperation through your shared bond.
Your apartment is quiet so you, still holding the unsatisfactory toy, start the summoning invocation while hoping that you remember it correctly even in your frustrated state.
It seems like you do, though, since as soon as you're done, a red smoke appears in the middle of your living room, where you'd walked to from previously being in your bedroom.
Once the smoke dissipates, the sight of your dearly-devoted demon makes you smile, despite not being in the mood to. From the look on his face, you can tell he isn't exactly excited to be summoned at such time. You probably interrupted him in the middle of something.
"What is it?" his deep voice with a trace of irritation makes all the glass in the room rattle. If you were any normal human, your first instinct would be to run and hide, but then again, you're no ordinary human.
"Amy!" you sob out his name and your body throws itself around his neck, craving his touch.
The demon automatically holds you closer, still initially angry. Only after taking in your scent and noticing the very searing heat coming from your body, his eyes soften and he allows himself to slip into his usual role with you.
"I-I need help..." you shakily admit after pulling back, making the now submissive demon nod his head eagerly.
Stepping over the pathetic toy you'd dropped earlier, you lead the demon back to your bedroom.
Amy's breath quickens the moment he takes in the scene before him. The rumpled sheets that smell of your arousal, the pillows thrown all across the floor and the still-playing porn video give him more hints than he needs to understand what you'd call him to human world for.
"Come..." you quietly tug him along to follow you onto the bed.
"How-how do you want me?" Amy obediently crawls after you, waiting for any and all of your commands.
"Fuck me as hard as you can. I need it so bad..." you push yourself up to meet the demon's eyes and in that moment, Amy would swear he almost fainted with how fast all his blood went south.
It only takes Amy a split second to shed all his clothes to match your nudeness and so before you even know it, Amy is already spreading your legs to get a good access to where you need him the most.
One of his strong hands comes up to inspect how ready you are for what comes next, but you are already more than ready.
"D-don't need to be prepared... Just do it..." you wiggle your hips impatiently.
"Okay, just making sure... I wouldn't want to hurt you." Amy finally starts aligning his length with your awaiting heat and if you weren't too far gone from need for release, you'd make note of the worried remark.
The moment he's finally fully inside you, you could cry. No wonder that cheap thing couldn't get you off.
Already, from the beginning Amy starts moving fast and hard, just like you told him to, which only proves to be too much on him. The tall demon almost folds in half in pleasure as his hips pound into you and his head burries in the crook of your neck, allowing him to take in the scent of your need to fuel further motivation.
The force of Amy's thrust makes you rock back and forth on your bed, the only place you manage to find any sort of anchoring is his back. Your nails smoothly rake over the pale skin, drawing a whine or two out of the demon.
"Ah-ah~! Y/N! Fuck...!" Amy moans out when you bite into his neck to muffle your own moans so your neighbours don't get woken up.
"Mnnh... I won't last much longer..." you happily mewl out. Finally, after hours you're finally approaching the sweet release you'd been craving the whole day.
"C-could you play with m-my horns... please?" Amy shyly asks while looking at you with big, pleading eyes, completely innocent, like he isn't currently rearranging your insides with his dick.
Your heart swells at Amy's puppy eyes and your free hand reaches up to stroke one of the bleached horns. Starting at the tip and gradually moving down, just like Amy also likes his cock have toyed with.
And soon enough, the demon doesn't even need to announce to you, that he's close to release. His thrusts are becoming sloppy and his eyes are rolling back into his head.
"C'mon baby, you can do it..." you murmur into Amy's ear to help him finish the both of you off.
"Ha-nghh~!" the submissive demon finally triggers both your orgasms almost simultaniously, making you milk him for all he's got.
A sudden wave of exhaustion hits you, but you don't give in just yet. Amy collapses on your chest and snakes his arms around you, so you don't try to escape him even if you wanted to.
"That was amazing. You did well, baby." you brush the hair out of his face as he slowly falls asleep, closely followed by you.
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The outside is chilly in the beautiful, full moon-lit night. The gardens feel much different at this time of night than during the day.
Still, you're hoping that one thing hasn't changed with the time passing from light to darkness: Barbatos.
You'd come to find out early into your stay at the Hades castle, that privacy is something more of a privilege than anything. Because of that, you find yourself shy to take care of your sexual needs properly.
Tonight you've tried to quietly and discretely chase for a release, but the limited range of inconspicuous movements isn't enough for you. Not to mention the fact that every sound - no matter how small feels offensive to let out.
But perhaps, the demon who's been courting you since the moment he saw you, could bring you the so much needed pleasure you crave?
"Barb?" the grass is uncomfortably cold and wet, making it much easier for the sand of the paths to stick to your bare feet.
As you search for the sun-loving demon, you arrive to the central marble gazebo. Focusing too much on finding your path in the near-darkness, it doesn't occur to you, that some deep breathing as well as sounds of a certain someone enjoying themselves.
"Ah~ Y-Y/N..." once he's in your view, the moonlight illuminates the blonde demon stoking his beautiful dick in a more teasing manner.
"Barbs?" you call out, allowing your voice to be laced with all the neediness you're currently feeling.
"Hah! Ah! Y-Y/N~ You have come to me like in a dream! Have you come to finally release from this suffering?" he beautifully moans, but to your ears it sounds like a song luring you to come closer.
You nod your head, walking towards the demon, trying to not be fully entranced by the near-white pinkish length proudly standing between his legs.
Your legs carry you all the way to him and between his legs, making the demon slightly tilt his head up at you, despite how large he is compared to you. Looking down, your mouth fills with saliva and you're about to kneel down when Barbatos stops you: "Ah, please... Allow me the pleasure..."
In a flash your positions are flipped, with you in Barbatos' place and him kneeling between your legs, pushing away the layers of your night garments.
The cold night air envelopes your desperate parts and you let out a shaky breath. Meanwhile Barbatos makes himself comfortable on the marble floor and looks up at you, nuzzling his face into your inner thigh. His eyes are filled with adoration like you've never seen even with Leviathan around.
"My, this feels just like a dream~... You look so beautiful in this moonlight..." he hums, drinking in the way your illuminated face looked down on him.
As beautiful the moment is, you really wish he'd get on with it, so you move your hand to gently cup and stroke his face, guiding his head finally to the place you need him the most.
The demon catches up almost instantly and after a brief few seconds of admiring your bare center, dives in.
Despite looking as collected and patient as one can be, his assault of his mouth on your sex is everything but that. The wet sounds and soft whimpers he lets out are enough to reignite the pleasure you've managed achieve on your own before giving up.
"Haah~! S-so beautiful... Y/N~" Barbatos moans into your heated skin as his soft hand glides along his leaking shaft.
The noises he manages to draw out of you with just his mouth are so erotic, you hope nobody else is listening in. It's been a bit too long since you've managed to come in a satisfactory way, afterall.
The closer both of you get, the more Barbatos' facade breaks down. He's becoming louder, despite being muffled by your center, and his hips rut agaist his fist faster and harder, it makes you wish it was you instead.
Each vibration of the demon's voice sends waves of bliss to the very ends of your toes, making them curl until they almost cramp from the cold. Your shaky thighs would threaten to close if it weren't for the demon holding them in place with his strong arms.
You're the first one to break and come with a strained scream. It's as much of a surprise to you as to Barbatos, who begins fucking his fist at such a speed, his hips look like a blurr.
"Ngh~! So delicious -ha~!- and pretty... I c-can't get en-enough!" the demon detaches from your now overstimulated flesh and proudly presents himself to you as he quickly works on reaching his peak. His moans now coming out clearly, sweet and intoxicating.
The sudden washover of your orgasm fully drained all your energy and now all you can do is lean back against one of the columns of the gazebo and watch Barbatos as his eyes roll back in pleasure while he finishes all over his stomach and chest.
Still covered in his cum, he leans up to kiss you deeply, which you happily accept with a blissfull smile. His hands gently cradle your head and travel down your body, leaving a trail of goosebumps in their wake.
"My... You must be freezing, sunshine. Let's get you back to your room, hm?" Barbatos softly notes after pulling back.
You simply nod in response.
The demon quickly cleans himself off with the sheet that fell off of him during your session together and picks you up like a bride to carry you to the castle. His body is so warm, you can only fall asleep against the demon's broad chest.
"Don't you have better things to eavesdrop on? Like perhaps the maggots in your lovers?" the last thing you hear is Barbatos muttering in annoyance to someone.
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"Another bill for some café? Dammit Beel, the next time I see I swear I will-" the king's placeholder mutters in annoyance at yet another lengthy receipt from the king's getaways. Fully unfurled, it could even be used as a wallpaper in a smaller room, including the ceiling and floor.
"Bael?" you interrupt his descent into another anger fit. Approaching from the back, draping your arms over his shoulders you attempt to soothe the demon as well as draw his attention to you.
"Yes, Y/N?" he sighs and leans into your touch.
"You seem busy, but could you maybe free up a little bit of time for me right now?" you're unsure how to approach the subject of your neediness. Though he should be able to tell just by your scent.
"Hm? What is it?" he looks up at you with tired eyes.
"Well... I-uh... I never wanna bother you while you're working so I usually take care of myself, but tonight i-it just doesn't work-" you start, unsure, but before you manage to finish, Bael interrupts you.
"What do you mean 'take care of yourself'? Have you been all this time holding back your needs because of my work?" he quickly spins you around and pulls you into his lap so you can't escape his mismatched eyes.
"Uh-well... You're always complaining that you have too much to do so-"
"That should be none of your concern! If anything it shouldn't be mine either..." he sighs, "Beloved... You should know I would never put my work before you. If you came to me anytime, I'd make time for you." Bael's hand reassuringly strokes your exposed thigh.
There are a few seconds of quiet before you shyly continue, "Um... And would you make the time now? I-I feel like you could use some stress relief right now too.", curiously looking up at the demon.
His lips turn into smirk, "You're right. I could use some stress relief."
In a matter of seconds you're flipped and bent over the heavy mahagony desk covered in papers and books. All the layers of fabric separating Bael from your awaiting hole instantly gone.
"Haa..." Bael breathes out through his mouth, already feeling a little bit more relaxed as he's lazily rubbing his half-erect cock against your hole until it gets fully hard. Your walls flutter each time his tip makes contact with your ring of muscle, wishing he'd already just plunge himself in.
"I should apologise in advance, Y/N. I don't intend on holding myself back." the demon massages your flesh underneath his hands.
"I-it's okay... I'll manage-ah!" your answear is cut short by the sudden painful stretch of your hole around Bael's dick.
Your eyes roll back into your head at the intrusion, which already helps scratch the itch you've been trying to scratch for an hour straight, prior to this.
How long has it even been since you two had a good fuck together?
Bael's first few thrusts are slow and careful, but with each one, he seems to lose his mind more and more, going faster and harder until it feels like he's stabbing you. The slapping sounds echo through the office and possibly down the halls of the castle as well.
The force of Bael's movements makes you slide on the smooth surface of the table, which is slowly inching its way closer and closer to the window in front of it.
"Ha~! Ha~! Ha~!" you chant with almost every stab of the demon's dick into your heat.
"Fuuuck...." he groans, throwing his head back and grabbing your ass with so much strength, it will surely leave bruises.
"Haah... I-I won't last much longer... It's been... A-a while..." Bael pants out, chest slumping sligthly forward.
"Ngh~... More... I need more..." one of your hands flies between your legs to stimulate yourself further.
In a sudden burst of boldness, uncharacteristic to the demon, or maybe some remaining frustration, one of his hands travels to your front to squeeze your neck and start moving your body against his. He manipulates your shaking body without a sign of struggle, driving into you like he's simply fucking a fleshlight.
The sudden intense action makes your eyes roll back from the newly found bliss. Your jaw going slack, tongue lolling out.
"Hah... I-if I knew something like that would make you look so deleiciously fucked out, I would've done that sooner." Bael teases between grunts.
The words in addition to everything else finally make the knot in your stomach snap so violently, it felt like you're about to pass out.
Bael lets out a strangled noise as your walls fully clamp down on him, finally allowing him to blow his load into you.
Pulling out, you're both still trying to catch your breath when a knock on the door snaps you both back into reality.
"What is it?" Bael bites, trying to sound more composed than he really is.
"His Majesty Beelzebub has sent more bills that need to be paid." a voice from the other side of the door meekly announces.
Oh, this is going to be a long night.
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"Aah! Fucking- fuck this shit!" your frustration gets the best of you when even after about two hours, you can't seem to bring yourself to the blissful state of orgasm.
Throwing your toy at the opposite wall of your bed, you curl up on your side and allow the tears in your eyes fall freely. Out of all the days it just had to happen on the day you need it so bad. The whole day you've been thinking about so many filthy scenarios, excited to get home and release all the tension, but no...
"Y/N? Is everything okay?" Naberius cautiously slips into your room. Taking in the state your room is in gives him a pretty decent idea of what the issue is, but he doesn't want to jump to conclusions too quickly.
You don't answer. Naberius is being so sweet and you're only in the mood to lash out at him, which you don't want to do. Besides, your mind simply at the sound of his voice started coming up with the filthiest scenarios.
The canine demon walks towards your form, timidly reaching out to gently stroke your back while crouching down to face you.
"Is there any way I can help?"
That's it. The way his yellow eyes widen with worry and devotion to you make you want to pounce on him with such burning need, your head starts to spin.
You quickly sit up and swing your legs over the edge of your bed to regain some sense of stability, hoping the light-headedness goes away.
"Y/N?" Naberius kneels between your legs, looking up at you, even more worried than before.
He looks so adorable like this. You can't help but pat his light brown head with loving affection, "Will you be my good boy?"
Your question makes the demon freeze and stare at you blankly for a few seconds before slowly nodding without breaking eye-contact.
"Then get on the bed." you whisper and move your hand under his cheek, guiding him to get up.
The demon follows your order, quickly crawling atop the bed with his back against the headboard, shedding his coat and vest while still keeping his bodysuit and tie.
With his legs slightly spread he patiently waits for your action or any follow-up orders. Through the skin-tight material you can already see his hardening member. It's cute, just like him.
Your mouth fills with saliva as you finally turn around and start to crawl into his lap. Mysteriously producing and opening, you pull his half-hard dick out and start grinding on it.
"Hn~! Ah~!" meek whimpers come out of Naberius as his dick fully hardens and almost doubles in size.
"That's my good boy." you coo, satisfied with how resposive he is and excited for what's to come.
"P-please... Haa~!" the demon underneath you sobs and you fully know what he needs. Giving in to his plea and your own frustrating need, you finally slide his already-leaking cock into your heat
The feeling of being filled by something real as opposed to the plastic toy makes your walls flutter around him, eliciting even more whimpers from the demon underneath you.
Out of sympathy for Naberius, you start off moving slow despite your own body screaming at you for more. His hands fly to your hips to help you find your pace, which normally you would find helpful, but in your feral frenzied state, feels only more hindering.
"I'm-I'm ready, Y/N. Use me~-ah!" he doesn't even get to finish speaking and you're already mashing your hips into his, almost breaking the poor demon's pelvis bone in the process.
"Ugh~ 's my good boy." you purr out once those adorable eyes start rolling back.
"Ye-eh-eh" Naberius chokes up as a familiar thickness starts forming around the base of his dick. With every bump of it against your entrance, you know that taking it in will push you over the so desired edge and so you hold off just yet.
"Ngh~! Ha~! P-please let me f-fuck you with my-my knot inside you~!" the canine demon moans out, looking so pretty in his almost fucked out state.
"N-not yet, baby!" you swat away his hands that are now trying to regain some power and force you all the way down on his length.
Unfortunatelly, that was a wrong answer and the cerberos is quick to flip your positions with a dangerously feral growl. You don't even have a moment to register your back hitting your matress when your hole is forcefully stretched to take in something significantly more thick than the dick you've been taking in before.
And just like you've expected, the familiar destination of cloud nine is in sight, but suddenly a strong, clawed hand firmly presses up against your throat, "Hold it in and don't you dare-!"
His words turning into a growl towards the end of his command do not help, quite actually the opposite, but you try your best to obey.
With the now shallow thrusts, the canine knot rubs against a spot driving you crazy and you feel like you yourself will turn into some sort of huge beast if you don't get to finish soon.
Finally, Naberius seems to be getting as close as you are, judging by the way his growls turn more into howls. His head comes down to your neck and he quickly gives you the permission to come before biting down on your neck hard.
Your release hits you and you could swear that for a second you'd traveled through heaven to the very same place God decided to hide away.
"Unh..." Naberius pulls out of you once his knot subsides enough, looking rather puzzled and worried, "I apologise, Y/N. I must've lost myself at some point. I hope I didn't hurt you."
"Aw... No, don't worry. You're my good boy, remember?" you smile widely at your dearly devoted demon.
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Fifth time. Fifth fucking time that you were finally approaching your release, but your hand got tired at the worst time. Maybe you just need something more? But what more can you get to help you? All the videos online are wrong and your imagination already ran out of possible scenarios.
But then, as you were about to open DevilHub for the third time tonight to give it another try, a familiar name lit up on your phone. Beleth.
"Aheh. Glad t'hear ya ain't 'sleep yet either, Y/N." the demon greets you when you pick up.
"Yeah... What do you need?" you try to sound as composed as possible, even despite the strong frustration and rising anger at your multiple denied orgasms.
"Ah, m' partner's passed out but I ain't satified yet, so ' figured ya could be down." the words and his deep, smoke-laced voice make your walls contract around the buzzing toy inside your hole.
"Mmh~" a moan escapes you before you manage to formulate your answer, making Beleth chuckle.
"Just fucking get here..." you decide to not hide your state and move lower on your bed, slowly starting to pump the toy inside you again.
"Hah... Be there in a few, sugar." he doesn't even wait for your response and immediatelly hangs up.
You wait a few second, but even those prove to be too long, so you decide to try and speed the demon up. Spreading your legs more, you open up the camera on your phone and film the toy going in and out slowly before fully pulling it out, fully displaying your gaping hole, ready to be filled by him. Then sending it to Beleth with a provocative message attached.
"Fuckin' Hell toots, ya really know how to get a demon excited." the door to your room flies open as Beleth almost breaks through it. His intense gaze and the intimidating bulge in his pants make your mouth water at the sight.
"Ya got somethin' I can put out my cig into?" he looks around the room like he has all the time in the world, throwing his blazer over the nearest surface. Only now you notice he's not wearing his shirt and that there seem to be new hickeys on one of his pecs, in the shape of a heart.
"Hm... Don't you wanna keep it, actually?" you let your head drop back onto your pillow and run your hand tesingly up and down your bare thigh.
Beleth chuckles again and takes his cigarette back into his mouth before taking a few long strides towards you. Crawling on top of you, one of his hands moves to undo his pants.
"Freaky lil' thing, aren't ya?" the cigarette smoke hits you and you can't help but wince a bit.
"Less talking. More fucking." you take out Beleth's cigarette and pull him in for a needy kiss, wrapping your legs around his waist.
After pulling away, the fallen angel takes his cigarette back and entwines his hand with yours, pinning it to the bed, "So impatient. I should warn ya that once I start, I ain't stoppin' 'till I'm done."
"Just do it already!" you whine out, dragging your hips against the boner straining in his pants. If he lands another witty remark your way, you might actually get violent.
Beleth laughs and sits up, running his hand over your body, stopping at your nipple to tease it by rubbing light circles into it.
One circle too much and your hands fly up with your nails forward like cat's claws to pry his hands off you so you can maybe flip the tables on him. But he catches them before you can manage to do anything and he's quick to pin now both of them above your head.
Once again, he bends down to your level, nuzzling his nose right under your ear, purring, "A freaky, impatient an' feisty lil' kitten I've got here, huh?"
Before you can manage to come up with another form of retaliation, he finally takes out his hard cock and forces it into your hole, making it to stretch even more than it already was from your toy.
"Hnnn~!" you deflate once his length starts moving, quickly catching you up to the remains of your previous arousal.
His speed quickly turns fast and hard, hinting you that he also, has not managed to finish before his partner passed out and is catching up to some unreleased bliss.
"F-fuck... Ya gonna last long for me, sugar? I mean, you're sqeezin' me for dear life, but I figure, I'll ask." Beleth groans, opting to change the pattern of his thrusts to slow, deep ones.
"U-ugh! Fuck~! I'm so fucking close, just finish me already!" you snap at him, lost in the pleasure of his length dragging through your walls.
The feline demon chuckles and breathes out a lungfull of smoke while his other hand comes up to yout throat, applying some pressure, "Bossy little thing..."
That action is enough to finally push you over the edge and you come with a strangled scream. White flashes in front of your eyes and your whole body starts shaking from the intensity of your orgasm.
"Hah, look at ya, toots. So fuckin' hot. Good thing that I ain't anywhere close to done with ya."
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eternal-auditor · 9 days ago
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WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM
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eternal-auditor · 10 days ago
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.𖥔 ݁ ˖ଓBeelzebub is the type to:
⊹look for you after you're done working out so he can lick the sweat off between your breasts.
⊹idly suck, lick and nibble on your fingers and always wanting to have them in his mouth.
⊹suck on your tongue when making out.
⊹get sulky and pout if you ever don't want to swallow his cum while giving him head </3.
⊹sit on your lap.
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eternal-auditor · 10 days ago
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Completely out of pocket ?? When I'm so sad ?
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eternal-auditor · 10 days ago
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Not only does he shade Hades but he "confirms" Leviathan is a crybaby LMAO
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eternal-auditor · 14 days ago
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Logged in, got hit with this
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I was like
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anyways since you're showering, let me get in there and help you
AND THEN
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f u c k
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and then he killed me....
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nah let it melt Asmo, since you showered....
i'll lick that melted cream from your gooch foreal (I'd literally text that to him)
and for once me and MC were on the same page
Anyways, let's see if I get around to doing a mass birthday post for him cause ooo weee....
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eternal-auditor · 14 days ago
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MAKE SURE YOU DRINK WATER TODAY ♡
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eternal-auditor · 21 days ago
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Satan always has the best expressions in his cards holyyyyyy ♡!!
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eternal-auditor · 22 days ago
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Purson's kink inspired me to make this T.T
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eternal-auditor · 22 days ago
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Got ✨inspired✨ by Purson's philia
Is it porn on crack or crack on porn? Anyway, don't take it seriously
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"Mmhh-Ahh!", moaning out, your body shivers from his ruthless attacks.
His hands are relentless, exploring every curve and inch of your body, easily dragging whimpers and moans out of you.
Purson keeps mapping your skin with hickeys and bites as if he was drawing various roads on it. A groan escapes you as he finds yet another sensitive spot.
"Yes, keep it up. We'll need this fuel to reach our destination."
Every flinching of your body, every shaky breath you let out, all of it was building up a steam inside him.
Withdrawing, he stretches his hand out to you as if asking for something.
"Tickets please."
You give him a condom that you were clenching unknowingly in your hand this whole time.
"Perfect, you can come on board now", he rips the wrapper with his teeth, dragging the rubber over his hardened cock.
In the meantime, you were admiring his dick in its full glory. Pale with a rosy tip, it was extremely huge and thick like the biggest locomotive known:
Union Pacific Big Boy
...wait, where did that come from?
Your train of thoughts was interrupted by his hands spreading your legs wide.
Holding them up, he says, "Choo-choo~ Here comes the train, darling~", and slams his dick in your needy hole.
You jerk as if all the air was punched out of your lungs. He moves inside you with utmost precision, hitting all the sweet spots that bring you closer to your release.
Building up the speed he rails you like the fastest locomotive in the world:
Siemens Eurosprinter ES64U4
...you've decided to question those weird associations later.
Right now, your brains are being fucked out by a really handsome captain.
Delivering you to one orgasm after another, he possessed the endurance of the most powerful locomotive:
2ES10
This man was build like a perfect sex machinery, and he's yet to be done with you.
Folding you in every possible and impossible positions, he helped you reach the very tops of pleasure.
And now he's ready to get you to your last stop.
With a ragged breath, he announces, "The next-Huuuh... stop is... Breeding Station~"
Your mind goes blank and all you can feel is him ejaculating the humongous amount of cum inside you. So much that it even spills out while he keeps pumping more into you.
Laying on a brink of consciousness after so many orgasms, you hear his final, "Thank you for choosing Purson's Railway~ We hope you had a pleasant ride~"
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eternal-auditor · 23 days ago
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so true, you're right 🤝
The biggest lesson I learned from this: don't interact with crazy.
I hope it will be over soon enough for everyone
Please do take care of yourself in the meantime, focus on positive thoughts and treat yourself to something nice
You can always come back here later
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eternal-auditor · 23 days ago
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Idk if I might be on the list, but I'll still put out some thoughts
I feel for you and Acacia, this whole situation is insane and none of you and other people deserved any harassment coming from this freak. He's irredeemable pos
However
In the very beginning, all of you have been advised to block and ignore him
What did you guys do instead? You've decided to "troll" him. You've kept interacting with him until he became completely obsessed with you
This is the equivalent of picking up a big stick and smashing the nearest wasp nest. What did you expect exactly?
Yes, this person is obviously deranged, this is why multiple people said to just avoid him altogether
And this what I call immature behavior, not every moron needs to be called out. Because that's what they want, they want attention, even if it's a negative one, and this is why you shouldn't give it to them. People like him feed on negativity and quickly drain you
Regarding transphobia
I personally don't think you're transphobe. You need something more than that to be called one, and many people throw this word around way too lightly
But as someone pointed out, this situation opens up a precedent of misgendering any trans person someone might not like or just simply disagree with. Which is what most people are worried about when things like that happen
My honest advice, log off from tumblr for now. You need to take a break for your own mental health and let this freak to keep shouting into the void
And to everyone else:
Please pretend he doesn't exist
If he sends you asks: block and ignore
If he reblogs or comments: block and ignore
Do not mention him, do not tag him
Let him suffer in complete silence and isolation
LONG POST.
Either read it all or read nothing.
I didn't want to comment on this any further but since I am one of the top blogs, a lot of people have pushed me to, and so I will.
If you don't want to see any of this crap anymore then filter tag: #community talks
Well, Roach, congratulations on being the biggest hypocrite on this planet and managing to harass @acaciaavenue off of the app.
The hypocrisy is beyond me, and I think this is a true example of narcissism at its peak. You've managed to wreck a fandom, and a ton people need to get their shit together and realize that you don't deserve any ounce of sympathy or defense.
At first, I was going to reblog the Original post I saw today with what the roach said, but since Acacia's blog isn't available, I'm gonna give you the short summary of what happened since this will very likely happen to someone you know as well. I'm also going to discuss what I did, and how the fandom has been responding.
A ton of you have a lot of shit to say and think "oh they're not acting like adults" meanwhile you make the most immature comments yourself and focus on the least important parts of the conflict.
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Quick FYI: After a shitty amount of harassment, and accusations, not only directed towards me, the little insect has decided to direct it towards anyone I even talk to. The insect is using MULTIPLE accounts to harass and stalk individuals.
The people in this fandom haven't been any better. They've isolated anyone who even dares to talk to me. (Innocent blogs.)
Since Acacia was an artist who a ton of you enjoyed, I'd like to talk about how it (roach) harassed her off HERE, in this community.
Please note: Blocking and reporting doesn't do shit. I've made multiple requests for Tumblr to ban this insect's IP address but it is most likely using a VPN. Tumblr doesn't even respond to emails anymore, so it is likely that it removes its own blogs before the staff can take them down.
You can hide your whole account, if you really want to get rid of this fucking tick, then you have to turn off your asks, messages, hide your account, and only make it accessible to those you follow. I know that's not ethical to a lot of us writers/artists, so we obviously have to deal with a ton of its shit instead.
Here is a very SMALL series of screenshots I've gathered, and some which I've been sent, just to give you an example of how vile and deranged this sick fuck is. I want you to really read these and keep reading them until you get a grasp on how deranged this person truly is.
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Now, about Acacia and all the harassment she faced.
1. I wanted to keep Acacia's condition private for her sake but as many of you know she's dealing with cancer. A few kind anons were aware, and I'm grateful to those who sent her sweet words during the hate train she was getting.
2. You don't get to dehumanize her, and you don't get to drag her through the mud and dismiss her. Acacia donates supplies to children who need them, buys them clothes too, she volunteers at her church to help. She brings food to animal shelters, and she donates to SA victims and supports them. She's the most anti-porn person I know. She will always support a woman who goes through abuse. She's the one who educated me on delicate, and triggering matters, (such as Non-con/rape fiction, along with porn.) and she's genuinely one of the kindest people I've met on this app. She's also one of the people who helped me identify what some patterns of abuse and manipulation are. You don't get to talk shit about someone who has genuinely helped me feel better about myself, and helped me improve as a person. You don't get to talk shit about someone like this who helps CHILDREN and WOMEN. You claim to be very anti porn and anti child trafficking, yet, here you are:
Making fake accusations, doxxing people, spending all day on the internet, being the biggest aggressor and a violent liar.
Unlike you, She helps people. She supports victims. She makes a difference and she educates.
3. You know nothing about her and what she's dealt with, so the victim blaming is wild. I've seen you blame a couple of people, and I will not elaborate on this, all I will say is that no one has to justify all their words and anything they say by telling you about their whole PERSONAL life and EXPERIENCE. No one owes you an explenation.
You are a vile being who deserves nothing.
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Now, let's talk about the cherry on top which has been the hot topic people focus on: "Transphobia".
Just for starters, We'll begin with me and what I have to say: No, I do not hate trans people. No, I do not think they're all evil or whatever bullshit you have made up. This has been the most braindead thing I ever read. 😑
Am I hella petty for calling the roach a woman? Yeah. Am I supposed to feel bad? No. I got threatened to get raped and murdered. How am I the villain in this scenario?
A ton of you need to understand that if some bitch threatens to rape you there's nothing wrong with telling her she has a fucking pussy. Is it the best and most mature response ever? No. But if this fucking bitch threatens to kill you too then you need to bite back at it with what would be the most hurtful. If she's making jabs at me why shouldn't I return the same energy?
Now, I'm not saying "go out and be hateful to every single person out there and say hurtful shit" but you need to understand that sometimes enough is enough. Way too many lines were crossed for me to be decent towards this bug or treat this thing with any form of normalcy. at this point, I am not even going to treat it as a human being. Get that through your head.
Seeing how quick people were to throw me under the bus and assume I literally hate all trans people was baffling. How do you really think me being petty as fuck and calling that vile sack of shit a woman puts me on the same boat as this fucking shit roach?? This has really been a slap to the face.
I was told to cut myself, get raped, shoot myself, and a ton of other shit yet what I say in retaliation to that is what you focus on??
You can be mad all you want and scoff at me for being "childish" but you can't keep blaming me after seeing a snippet of all the harassment I had to deal with.
Now, I don't owe you an explenation. BUT since it was brought up: No, my "No woke rule" and "no discussions on religious standing" Doesn't mean I'm some religious prude. I'm an atheist. I have one very simple rule: if you treat me with respect, I'll treat you with respect. If you treat me bad, I'll treat you bad.
Literally, You don't get to be "mad" at me when I way something offensive back after being threatened to get R A P E D. (And murdered.)
You can disagree with how I retort all you want. No, I don't need you to be fake nice to me, but you don't get to act like I'm the scum on the earth and as bad as the fucking insect.
You don't get to treat Acacia like shit either, and the same applies for everyone else.
Now before the fucking curtains close:
1. I hope none of you get harassed off of this app like acacia was. I am very sad to lose an artist and a friend like her on here like this.
2. You need to realize that no the world doesn't revolve around what you think is acceptable. You don't get to blame anyone for being petty back after all the shit they've been subjected to by an aggressor. If your feathers were so ruffled then just block and move on without continuing to give anyone shit about it.
3. The roach is a fucking stalker, I warn you this in advance.
How do I know this? Well today I saw an ugly fanwork it made and it hit me that "Hey I blocked this person months ago because of their obnoxious personality and obese Mammon" and then I realized it must have kept tabs on my account through a different blog. It literally saw my kesi post within less than an hour of me posting it, so 💀
4. Roach is a liar. It will try to ruin you, it will attack you, it will harass you. It will make up accusations, it will put people up against you.
This post was made to warn you about how people will attack you the moment you say anything back to an aggressor.
This post was also made to point out how the fandom is full of shit. No I'm not a victim, but if you keep your mouth shut YOU will be.
Keep your friends safe. Don't let anything or anyone push you away from a fandom just because there's shitty people.
Most importantly, roach, since I already know you'll see this you fucking insect:
Fuck you.
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eternal-auditor · 23 days ago
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Purson info
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His philia is probably the most random I've seen/heard from like... the entire cast
Siderodromophilia: sexual arousal and pleasure from trains
Maybe that's why he's a pirate ig... bcs he likes trains... or prob one of the closest things to a train
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eternal-auditor · 25 days ago
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my two favorite
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eternal-auditor · 25 days ago
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OPEN FOR A SURPRISE 🤭
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