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Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”
Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm
Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.
Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.
Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.
Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?
Bruce: No murder.
Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-
Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block
Jason:
Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??
Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor
but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."
#Bruce putting 'No chandeliar swinging' before 'No murder' speaks volumes of the battles he's faced#baby jay was just a lil guy :')#Bruce having a wholesome relationship with jason from the very start: I didnt know this was possible#Bruce and robin!jason were so soft like please read the 80s comics they were SO cute fnksjvkosk#Dick visiting for the very first time since he left home: Why the FUCK is it so peaceful here#Dick not being angry about Jason becoming robin but instead being angry that his new brother isnt driving Bruce up the wall:#'are you even WORTHY of being my successor?? WHERE is your drive?'#jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#red hood#robin!jason#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batdad#batfamily#batkids#incorrect quotes#dc#crack#fanatical asks#fanatical posting#sidenote anon i am so sorry for not answering this earlier i always forget to check my asks ;-;
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bless his heart. he doesn't have a clue in the world






#he just really gets me idk why#oliver bearman you have bewitched me mind body and soul#it also cracks me up how hes always at least 15% smilier than kimi is in any given photo#even when kimis smiling hes like :) and ollie is right next to him just (≧▽≦)#ollie bearman#ob87
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why can't gay people just get matching tattoos or rings or sth
#why is it always scars?! /lh#hannibal memes#hannibal shitpost#hannibal crack#hannigram#hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#murder husbands#memes#secondo#digestivo
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Agents of B.A.R.B.I.E. -> Melinda May
This Barbie is a ninja!
#as always click for better quality#i don't know why tumblr makes them blurrier#agents of shield#aos#agents of barbie#my edits#melinda may#the cavalry#aos crack#aos memes#barbie#barbie memes#barbie edits#background agent 3
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hey remember the post i made that brodad in turnabout would be absolutely hilarious? because i remember. and i cannot forget. and now im thinking about it constantly
please send help
#homestuck#turnabout au#homestuck turnabout#dad crocker#bro strider#kind of#hal strider#lil hal#dave strider#june egbert#fellas why do i always make a crack ship in my mind for the funnys and it ends up consuming me in a serious manner#i need to stop doing that#no but fr i have this one idea about their relationship post canon on earth c and i am going to EXPLODE#old man yaoi strikes again and im too weak for that#brodad#john egbert
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I love how Astarion quotes The Tell-Tale Heart every once in a while. It's a rarer line, and initially I thought it was out of place (Neil is very well versed in theater, so I assumed it was a riff from him), but since reading an analysis of the work I think it was pretty purposeful.
The piece is all about fear and paranoia, things we know Astarion is plagued by despite how he might act. Similarly, the narrator of the story also tries to convince the reader that they are not as troubled as they seem. In the end, the narrator is consumed by the beating of the heart of the old man he killed and dismembered, the sound growing louder and louder until in a fit of rage he reveals the body to the police to absolve himself from the persistent beating.
Except the police never heard the heart beat, because it wasn't the old man's heart at all. The narrator was consumed by the sound of his own heart beating more and more rapidly in his chest from fear. He was the owner of the thing that forced him to reveal his true nature, he is the owner of the tell-tale heart.
And what happens with Astarion after you romance him? He realizes over time that, while he tried to deny his feelings and was initially only interested in manipulating you for his own means, he actually has grown to care for you. You have done something to his heart that hasn't happened in centuries, you have made it feel as if it has started beating again.
Therefore, his tell-tale heart leads him to admit his transgressions, which were committed out of fear and paranoia for his safety.
So the line is actually very, very apt. His confession during Act 2 is his own version of "Villains! Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!" Except, of course, it is his own heart that he is unearthing for us (and it's not so hideous, after all).
#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 astarion#i always wondered why he said that line so i looked more into it#and yeah yknow what that DOES fit with him really well actually#i love him 💜 hes my wife#anyways larian's writers continue to impress me#this is just as deep as gale's “doth thy mirror crack?” line#wolfy speaks
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Envy
#auauauhghh idk how to make comics the paneling is messy :;D#pretransition nightheart is so scary#anyways i got an ask about nightcloud cracking flamepaws egg and i think about that so much. she doesnt quite understand why#but she is just so envious of that cat.#flamepaw is jealous of nightclouds status as a respected warrior with achievements of her own and a strong personality#flamepaw calls her beautiful in text which ive always read as jealousy; desire for her femininity and such and such#in flamepaw's mind it registers as a crush; but its a root to a lot more than just desire for someone. a lot of identity issues....#i relate to nightheart so. so much. her identity issues; her issues with her mother; her issues with her clan. love her so much#my art#warrior cats#squirrelflight#sparkpelt#nightcloud#nightheart
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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling
#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all#Being dry and cryptic to me#And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship#I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since#And my palette is so cleansed#When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist#There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but#I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out#I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually#Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like#Yeah I’m dropping this for now#I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk#Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill#The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all#I fr cracked it#I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway#But they’re so not worth it#Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun#Not for me#I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me#And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious#Which is why it never works#Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different#So lame#Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags
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#He did to his hair💀#See I'll do this about choscar#that's why he should always go to his mother-in-law#she does hair the best#oscar piastri#op81#f1#formula 1#f1 memes#f1 crack
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[Outtake from iterator Prosperity of Populace final speach to her citizen before its disassembly.]
#pov im throwing my fridged woman into the shark pit hoping shel float#rain world#rain world oc#augh tagging#anyhow im testing the water with posting ocs (very scary) with the second half of my itetor duo that live in my brain#so yeah this is pop she is sooooooo wordy and also getting dead and has been for awhile but its just a silly little guy you knwo#the fun thin about fandom ocs is that you get to play with comepelty different parts of the game world fro fun and profit :thumbsup:#ahem uh as always feel free to ask about my stuff there is only a 40% chance i will be so scared to post asks that it will die in limbo for#ever. but maybe youl get lucky!!!!#hmmmm maybe il post the version without the chat bubbles if im feeling brave also...... i probably wont tho huh#anyhow!#we are listning to crack baby by mitksi it is stuck in my head#my art#also maaaannn you wont belive how many versions of her text i went tough till i settled on this augh rainworld why you so wordy
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A laugh that Gyro has fallen in love with
#myart#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba#jjba fanart#steel ball run#johnny joestar#gyro zeppeli#gyjo#I headcanon he’s only seen Johnny laugh like once or twice but wants to see it again that’s why he always cracks jokes
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okay hear me out
defrag = unfuck
cus to "fuck something up" is to made mistakes or complicate things a lot so mental defragging is like uncoiling and simplifying brain things
hey anon you'll be delighted to know that thats. exactly what it means.
in computing defragging/defragmentation is something that is done to file systems to clean and sort them :D!!
#also wow. unfucking is on everyones brains... i was just talking to relic abt unfucking stuff yesterday#from a different source but unfucking specifically was mentioned LMAO#i kinda. assume that tf fans/authors kinda went the opposite way (defrag -> defuck // frag -> fuck)#velwy.txt#inbox#anon#thats also why some ppl use defragging to refer to tfs sleeping jhbdkdkihdbjdk#which always cracks me uo because like. imaging being like#oh yeah hang on i just gotta unfuck myself#and go have a nap#actually. thats smth id probably say#LMAO
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What makes the legend of the last hero stand out among the more prominent messianic figures in the story is its ‘every man’ sort of feel. The Prince That Was Promised can only ever be royal - since the existing requirement is to be born of Aerys and Rhaella’s line, who ruled as king and queen. Azor Ahai is interpreted in story as being related to a king. Yet the last hero was just some guy. His tale has been passed down across millennia, but he himself remains anonymous. We don’t know what family or region he came from. He may have been low born or high born, it doesn’t really matter. And what’s most interesting is how GRRM chooses to parallel his story in the published material. Waymar Royce, Bloodraven, Coldhands, Sam Tarly, Bran Stark, and Jon Snow all serve as narrative mirrors for the last hero. But there’s are quite a few differences. Waymar Royce is a highborn lord, but Jon and Bloodraven are bastards. Jon Snow is the typical fantasy warrior, yet Sam and Bran are GRRM’s deconstructions of what it looks like when a boy who doesn’t fit the chivalric ideal of knighthood gets to be the hero. Jon and Bran are also especially noteworthy because they are at the heart of one GRRM’s core thesis statements:
“I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.”
So as a propaganda piece, I'd imagine that repeating this tale goes a long way. Imagine you're some unassuming kid from Flea Bottom. You'll never be the promised prince because you're not related to the king. It's a bit hard to be Azor Ahai because where in seven hells will you get dragon eggs, and how will you attain the magic required to bring them to life? But then you COULD be the last hero. Regardless of who your parents are and what type of blood you've got, you too can gather all your friends and go on a hero's journey. And isn't that what children's dreams are made of?
#it’s part of why I believe the last hero was a man of the (original) night’s watch#the watch itself is a hodgepodge of people - lowborn and highborn/criminal and knight/builders and rangers and book-keepers#they've really got room for everybody#ok now the last hero being created as recruitment propaganda for the watch is my new crack theory#and then the night's king is created as a foil to him kind of as a cautionary tale - a 'WHAT WE'RE NOT GON' DO LADS IS ..."#that's why the night's king is the exact opposite of the last hero in almost every way#the last hero is A guy but the night's king is THE guy - if you catch my drift#anyway just some stupid ramblings#and as always it's important to remember how these legends and tales reflect back on the cultures in which they are held in esteem#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#jon snow#bran stark#the night’s watch#sam tarly#coldhands#bloodraven#waymar royce#the last hero
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Just a reminder that Echo, after being held as a POW for like a year, frozen in a cyro chamber, having just been disconnected from the mainframe by having a cable yanked out of his fucking spinal cord goes:
Echo: *raspy might be dying voice* Rex
Rex: What is it!??? *<- terrified that he is absolutely dying*
Echo: I’ve got a big head ache 😙
#Rex was instantly reminded of why he has gray hair and chronic anxiety#because this motherfucker would jump him from the vents#like Echo#honey#you look half dead and just had a cable ripped out of your head#PLEASE take this a little more serious 😭#but anyways I love him#this scene always cracks me up#he’s so silly 🥹#Rex has long since learned why the Rishi Moon tried to kill Echo and Fives#they made it his issue#anyways#the clone wars#star wars#sag’s stuff#arc trooper echo
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I got bored.
For those occasions when the straights can't fathom why you ship The Gays™
#i was inspired#mostly i just saw deadpool vs wolverine but it got me thinking#made because my sister didn't completely understand why we all thought the honda scene was gay#and because the few times we share a fandom she doesn't always understand why i ship something#ill use this to make her understand now#also considering making some specifically for yuri polycules asexuals and various genders lol#but for now its just the gays™#“why do you think they're gay?” bingo#shipping#crack shipping#gay ships#gay shipping#yaoi#fujoshi#i dont consider myself that last one but i feel like they'd appreciate this <3#uhhh and other tags idk#aml speaks#bingo card#bingo#this was made at like 7am idc if it looks good or not it was just for fun#ship bingo#shipping bingo#gay ship bingo#gay ships bingo#gay shipping bingo#listen im just trying to cover all my bases here ok#and yk what only cause i mentioned it in the tags#poolverine#aml memes#forgot about that one lol
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compilation of color doodles im slamming together into one post
#color sans#toffeesdoodles#hes good i promise#how long have i been forgetting the other crack in his head#sigh#why do i always do this#color!sans#them all being upset was not the intention but here we are
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