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no light in the darkroom please
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stop making fun of bad people for being fat or having small dicks or being socially awkward or whatever else you seem to think is a fair target. none of that shit has anything to do with why theyre bad. i don’t care if a nazi has a stutter or a terf has thinning hair or whatever. at best youre missing the point, at worst your comments are gonna hurt vulnerable people more than they will ever affect the shitty person you’re mocking. why are you so attached to these bullshit standards anyway?
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Jade's "i am never anyone's first choice, anyone important to me has someone more important to them, i think im just destined to be alone forever haha" versus Jake's "I am unfortunately the object of everyone's affections and if i do "choose" someone our relationship will change forever and so will my relations with the rest of my pals. And i dont know if i even really LIKE any of them as more than friends but are they going to get bored and reject me if i dont at least give them a hint that i may be romantically available to them specifically? I think im going to run off to a cave to be alone forever."
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#kankri vantas#terezi pyrope#their relationship in ultkri au in a nutshell#ive been having fun just writing out some dialogues ive had in mind for this au recently and these two are one of my faves to write#theyre just so fucking funny they play off of each other extremely well ashxjcj#ultkri au
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a few years back one of our cows broke down a fence protecting them from one of the ditches that has been getting muddy and got promptly stuck inside of it and we had to dig her out of it before fixing the fence. two days later she broke the newly installed fence and got stuck again
cows might just be the funniest (and most frustrating) animals on the planet bc on one hand theyll get scared shitless (literally) of a leaf blowing in the wind and have a deep seated fear of goddamn everything programmed into them since birth, but on the other theyre curious lil beasts that want to check out everything and will get into Situations all the time. and 7/10 those Situations are Bad bc someone forgot to program self preservation alongside fear into them
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cows might just be the funniest (and most frustrating) animals on the planet bc on one hand theyll get scared shitless (literally) of a leaf blowing in the wind and have a deep seated fear of goddamn everything programmed into them since birth, but on the other theyre curious lil beasts that want to check out everything and will get into Situations all the time. and 7/10 those Situations are Bad bc someone forgot to program self preservation alongside fear into them
#cows#cowposting#theyre a myriad of contradictions and i love them dearly#but also Goddamnit muriel how did you get stuck in a fence Again
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vris<3<kat request. a very good ship indeed
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spin this wheel to get a random d&d class. you are instantly transported into the d&d world and have to live as that class
#paladin#depending on what my oath would be i COULD potentially survive#or immidately break it by accident and get fucked up ten seconds in
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they're like ten
#homestuck#dirk strider#roxy lalonde#GAHHHH#sobbing#goddd just imagining them as kids excited to finally finding someone else whos living in this wasteland of a world#sending each other pictures and shitty selfies and jumping with joy when they see the other#some proof that theyre not totally alone just GODDDD DESTAAAA#fave
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Guys i don’t want to optimize you if you still care about genocide in gaza .
But the news saying the ceasefire agreement is done and they will maybe tomorrow Announce it .
Best thing is the isareli army will withdraw from all Gaza Strip that’s mean the Rafah border crossing will back to work again so i need your support your help so I could take my brother Mohammed out to be with his Son Zayed and his wife.
And didn’t told you before my brother Omar engaged and His fiancee still in north gaza. He asked me alot to tel you about her so he can also be with the love of his life.
Don’t think your contribution is small even the one dollar helps . Sharing also helping.
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sum early porrim concepts for ultkri au. well see if it sticks
#porrim maryam#ultkri au#get ready for approximately 1000 iterations of her outfits bc im indecisive as hell#also i gave her pupils in the sketch when i shouldnt bc shes a ghost. i forgor. dont worry about it#smashing dolorosa design with candy tl revolutionaries fits#tho im also still not sure if ill keep her hair shorter or leave it longer. i like the idea of her getting hair inspo from candy kanaya#but they could potentially end up looking too much alike ehh
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
#this is my 13th reason#<- prev#MAN. YEAH#never forget “listen here cum-slut” truly the essence of this hellsite
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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand
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