#tw body parts

[incorrectbatfam]

"They trick the other siblings into thinking there's a Robin test that only Dick and Jason have passed"

Okay, but what does each member of the family believe the test is?

Duke: *walks in wearing full winter gear covered in snow*

Bruce: Where have you been?! I've been searching for a week!

Duke: Climbing Mount Everest.

Bruce: But why?!?

Damian: I have returned with a wild Icelandic puffin!

Bruce: Damian, I said no more pets until next year.

Damian: But I thought you wanted it?

Bruce: Why would I want—

Steph, disheveled: It took a few tries but I finally wrestled Killer Croc with my bare hands.

Bruce: That is highly against protocol—

Tim: Here's that jar of kidneys you asked for.

Bruce: SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!

Duke: The Robin test.

Bruce: What test?

Damian: The final test to become Robin, of course.

Tim: Please tell me I passed. I can't do this again.

Steph: Hang on, why are they all different?

Dick and Jason: *whistle*

[shaykai]

Does Slayer form Vat'il go trick or treating? I'm just picturing him with a tiny bucket in his giant claws but it's full of dismembered arms instead of candy (Gortash has a candy bucket that he took from a tiefling child)

They’re here for your life and your candy <3

[hazard-c-horror]

Goretober2024 - Day2 - Bloodspill

Oh no, someone spilled the soup!

[logan-the-artist]

Hi! I have no idea if your okay with random requests but I just have some Sanders Sides ideas that I think would look adorable in art form. The ships are Prinxiety, Mociet and Intrulogical.

Prinxiety: bat Virgil. This has two different flavours; Virgil having bat wings he likes to wrap around Roman during cuddle sessions all protective like or Virgil in a tiny bat form just hiding in Roman's shirt, just his head poking out looking at Roman as the prince just stares in absolute awe.

Mociet: Patton and Janus just making breakfast together, no huss no fuss, one's cooking eggs and bacon while the other makes sets out the drinks or makes some toast or something. Basically just domestic Mociet. Either that or Janus being a flirty little mischif while dressed like a goth Lady Dimitrescu (with the hight to match) and Patton being flustard as hell, you choose.

Intrulogical: I love the idea of Remus making Logan gifts hidden inside organs Logan can dissect. Like Remus just gives Logan a deer heart to dissect and when Logan does he finds a book shaped locket with both their pictures or some heartfelt message. Feel free to draw the aftermath if your not comfortable drawing a dissected heart.

It's fine if you don't wanna do this, I just feel like it's be adorable and your art is great!

okay i absolutely love all of these but oh my STARS THE INTRULOGICAL ONE

(btw the note says “you have my heart <3 have fun with your nerd shit. -R”)

[unhingedpirates]

“My leg”

“Oh, no, that’s gone now. Up in Leg Heaven”

[gluttondraws]

Taoist Taxidermy

Is Seiga patching up Yoshika after a danmaku battle? Is this Seiga turning Yoshika into a jiangshi? Why the butterflies? All of that is up to interpretation :))))

Yeah, the tumblr algorithm is for sure not gonna like this piece due to the word "taxidermy" in the title, the body parts, and corpse lol

🔁Reblog

[plutotimeslot]

forensic science class shenanigans

In Junior Year (3rd) of High School I took a forensic science class. Normally classes had around 30 kids, but this was a new class at the school so there was only 15 weirdos in this one.

Loved the class, loved the teacher, learned a lot. Here's what happened.

Found out how absolute shit human memory is

Found out what bugs will eat me when I die

CUE existential crisis

Talked A LOT about geometry and what blood spatters can tell you

Talked about how if you purposely use your nondominant hand to kill someone, you can tell they are using the wrong hand. (with blood spatter patterns)

Laughed about criminals' stupidity

Laughed about police's stupidity

Put fiber and our own hair under a microscope

Was able to (fairly) accurately determine if classmates had EVER dyed and/or bleached their hair before.

Got to find out that my town is into choking, they just aren't good at doing it safely.

CUE existential crisis

Got to hold a brain (a real one, VERY wrinkly VERY textured)

Got to hold a swollen heart (some sort of heart disease)

Got to hold lungs (VERY spongey)

Get to touch fat (slimy and greasy, ew)

CUE existential crisis

Decided I never wanted to smell formaldehyde EVER AGAIN

Got to collect evidence from a real crime scene my teacher put together for us in an empty class room.

There were bloody footprints from shoes she borrowed from a fellow teacher.

Gave a presentation on who was the culprit and why for our final.

In the presentation my friend presented the last few slides

At the same time as the presentation, a Senior event was happening (involving the whole school) so I'm Feeling 22 played over the loud speakers during our presentation.

As my friend was finishing the slide the song was on full blast so the end of our presentation went like:

"And Mr. C took the hammer," EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT "and he swung once," IF WE JUST KEEP DANCING "twice, three times!" LIKE WE'RE TWENTY TWO-O-O

Thanks Taylor, you really enhanced our forensic science final lol

[shankingpermit]

always hungry never satisfied

[cvlutos]

♡ DELUSIONAL!SEBEK | BLOOD | YANDERE

YAN!SEBEK who’s so devoted to you. So so so devoted. Who’s so drunk on your simple existence nothing else matters. Nothing else. Sure he has duties. Things he has to do throughout the day. Somethings he can’t completely neglect, so he does it all for you.

YAN!SEBEK who doesn’t care about how much blood he has to spill. Who he has to kill to have you, to honor you. So don’t be mad at him. Don’t hate him for killing your friend. Don’t scream at him! Dont curse him and cry! Don’t be angry! He’s simply trying to make you happy! There’s nothing wrong with what he’s doing.

YAN!SEBEK who lets his animals instincts take over. Who claws and bites his way through others if they so dare try and stand to him. Only to come to you, clothes bloody and torn, face painted crimson, scales decorating his skin. Showing you his noble act. The arm, leg, flesh of the one he defeated. Be proud of him.

YAN!SEBEK who clings to you, big fat tears rolling down his cheeks, knees digging into the ground as he begs—wails for forgiveness. He doesn’t mean it. He wants you to be happy. Don’t cry. Please don’t cry. He doesn’t know what he did wrong. Don’t you wanna be honored? Celebrated as you so rightfully deserve?

[cruilty-ink]

Yipeee I finished this 2 minute animation

Would recommend reading tags before watching, cus there's a lot of triggers

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: How's it going?

Tim: New spleen, same assassins.

[shaykai]

Was thinking about bloody wedding dresses and what an aesthetic those are

And then I realized I’ve got a murdery little guy who could and would steal a wedding dress from a murder victim

[scribe-of-hael]

Cyclonus: Megatron I need your help, will you help me ?

Megatron:... Is that a severed head you're holding?

Cyclonus: yes

Megatron: then no

Cyclonus: Megatron you're being unreasonable

Megatron: YOU'RE CARRYING AROUND A HEAD. ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

[bobvelseboncrack]

Fav snack?

id wear gloves around him

brass knuckles too

[officialdaydreamer00]

SLIGHT GORE WARNING!!

late night doodle practice lol

[jabko0]

Goretober day 5