#to be fair. i was 15
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my friend: you should add smut to the bed monster eddie au
me, who once got so nervous writing a makeout scene that i passed out:
#to be fair. i was 15#BUT my point stands#even nowadays i am a whole entire adult and i still have to change my font color to white#in order to write anything spicier than kissing#i might have to make her a deal#‘if i write smut no one can ever talk about it. i don’t want to hear about it irl.’#‘do not tell me how much you enjoyed it in the dining hall bc then i’ll be forced to die of embarrassment’
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im so glad to have met you 5million other people who were brain poisoned by anime crap and unmonitored internet access at the tender age of 10 in my phone
#text#shoutout to the time i was 15 and tried to post about monogatari on twitter and got nuclear warheads in response#that is a fair response to monogatari but i dont know why it took me this long to figure out#'oh of course the people w similar brain poision to me are on tumblr'
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INQ stands for Inquisitor. HAWKE means Hawke. HOF is Hero of Fereldan / the Warden.
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#i mostly wanted to cover companions#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition#i'd have put gorim over roderick gilmore but i know lots of people loved the companion mod and so he's there for you (affectionate!)#i'm in seat 3. put me in the middle of whatever isabela. zevran. leliana. anders. kristoff / justice. and josephine have going on#i also know that if i sat in 15 for 8 hours that i'd be an honorary hawke by the end of it#sera and blackwall were originally closer to one another but sacrifices were made to keep her a fair distance from anything too elf-y
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heres my ff7 ff15 crossover au.. instead of getting exploded one million times zack gets thrown over to the ff15 universe and has 2 help them while trying to find a way home :3
#he wouldn't have the buster sword anymore but i was too lazy 2 design one for this#ffvii#ff7#zack fair#zack fair ffvii#ff15#prompto argentum#gladiolus amicitia#ignis scientia#noctis lucis caelum#final fantasy 15#final fantasy 7#my art
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Do you think it’s possible that my god is Kristen?
#I probably won’t finish this just fair warning#figeroth faeth is actually the bane of my existence when I’m drawing#specifically because I designed her then immediately changed my mind on how I want to draw her 15 million times#now she has an undercut and neck fur and a nose stripe and god wants me dead#anyone who’s been here before knows how I feel about them#they ars so special and best friends and :((#(putting them in the blender together)#fantasy high#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fh#dimension 20 fantasy high#dimension 20 fanart#fantasy high fanart#figeroth faeth#fig faeth#fig fantasy high#kristen applebees#kristen chilis applebees#kristen fantasy high#undescribed#not described#my art
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For the tmnt fans that need to hear this 👍
#so tired of yall mfs simping for literal kids#THE AMOUNT OF RAPH X READER FICS UNDER MUTANT MAYHEM ON AO3 IS SO SCARY WTF#THAT DUDE IS 15#i don't care if you're the same age it's still mad weird#raph tmnt#mikey tmnt#leo tmnt#donnie tmnt#tmnt mutant mayhem#tmnt mm#tmnt 2012#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt#honestly as long as u don't sexualize them idrc if ur attracted to them or not#I've got my fair share of silly crushes on weird ass creatures (venom for example)#but if ur over 18 simping for them...#and YES sexualizing the bayverse turtles is weird too!!!#they're still teenagers (even if they don't look as young as other versions)#and are much thirstier (cough mikey cough)#but if ur 30 calling them sexy then you need mental help <3
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what if i told you its creepy to read children having sex and sexualize children
#anti proshipper#proshitters dni#fuck proshitters#anti proshitter#fuck proshippers#anti proship#nico di angelo#sorry but the sexualization of this boy is insane.#when you guys watch the tv show and realize just how little he is THEN it'll hit you#he should be in fuckin middle school!! maybe just started high school if you accept rick's retcon that nico's 15#hes YOUNG#but i know theres going to be a fair amount of people who will NOT be stopped by this.#and those people are probably the people making fucking thirst traps of walker and leah#THEYRE LIKE THIRTEEN#fucking relax#OH MY GOD??
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nishiki lives truthers: you see kiryu and haruka and yuki were outside near the bomb and they had no injuries at all so nishiki could have survived here's my diagram of injuries i believe he would have sustained but since the cops showed up right away after the explosion ambulances would have as well so he could get medical attention and he deserves to have a real redemption arc because he went through serious emotional pain and had absolutely no support he is my babygirl and babygirl deserves the world ryuji lives truthers: yeah he got shot a lot but he's obviously a tank (even more than kiryu) and also really cool and buff
#yakuza#akira nishikiyama#ryuji goda#like a dragon#rgg#i'm saying this as a ryuji truther and definitely not a nishiki truther#to be fair though i am leaving out the fact that ryuji deserved to be a big brother for more than 15 minutes#ryu ga gotoku
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emerging from a fugue state just in time for wip wednesday
Vokara Che sits down across the desk from him with a pinched expression on her face. “I was under the impression that Master Kenobi called for this appointment, Master Skywalker.”
He did. Or, more precisely, his healing portal account did. Which Anakin accessed and then used to type out a missive in his master’s voice requesting to meet as soon as possible.
“Right, well,” Anakin says, shifting in his seat. “Something came up.”
Che does not look impressed. “Be that as it may,” she says delicately, “I am unable to discuss a patient’s medical history with a third party if the third party is neither present at the time nor has given me direct permission to do so.”
Anakin stares, feeling the first flickerings of real, dangerous fury well up in his gut. “But,” he says carefully. “He’s still sick. He, uh. Told me about it. And then we found a solution. To the problem.”
“The problem,” Che repeats, tilting her head and looking at Anakin as if she’s intent on studying him.
“The hanahaki,” he spits. It’s a disgusting word. It’s one of the worst words he’s ever learned, and he can’t believe she’s making him say it. He can’t believe she’s being so—so cold when he’s telling her that Obi-Wan is still ill, that Obi-Wan is still dying, that Obi-Wan needs to be here to see her and he’s not. “Look,” he adds, leaning forward in his chair, “a few months ago a series of files were uploaded accidentally to my healing portal, but they were notes from one of Obi-Wan’s appointments. They were your notes from Obi-Wan’s visit. I know you know I know.”
Vokara Che looks at him and then looks down at the datapaad in front of her, lips thinned and lekku twitching. “I must apologize then,” she says, swiping through the files in front of her until she finds something that she lingers on. Her fingers dance across the screen of the datapaad, then it goes dark. “For the breach in ethicacy that you and Master Kenobi both experienced because of the Halls of Healing. Thank you for bringing it to my attention, Master Skywalker. All files that were incorrectly uploaded have been deleted from your healing portal.”
Anakin looks at her and bites his cheek hard enough to bleed so that he doesn’t start screaming instead.
#wip wednesday#obikin#hanahaki au#literally in a travel sleep deprived useless headspace rn but banged a thousand or so words out on the plane#and hopefully will go sleep for 15 hours and then feel a little better#but anyway this is anakin being a bit unreliable narrator? or at least#anakin having different thoughts and preconceived notions about vokara che than obi-wan does in his conversations with her#if i could have squeezed in a dex and anakin convo i would have#just to highlight anakin's thoughts and themes in this fic and obi-wan's#when talking with the same people#but then i'd have to include obi-wan and padme and obi-wan and ahsoka to be fair#and the fic has already gotten so far away from me#literally reread it on the plane today and was like wait past kit was RIGHT this could have been 4 chapters
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so far three (THREE!) girls will take part of the Indian F4 championship, all super young and with massive potential! here's to more girls racing all over the world❤️
#women in motorsport#indian f4#yeah that series has had its fair share of eeeeeh moments but like! girls racing!#they are all 15 if im not wrong and that's like!!! great!!! 15yo girls in f4 means there soon could be 19 yo girls in f2!!! like boys do!!!#also i think james anagnostiadis' from the cotfa series is her brother#motorsport siblings!!!! i love them!!!!#goose talks
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The thing about Stargate is that sometimes you just have to go 'it was 2005 🤷' and not excuse it but if you don't just sort of look past it then you're going to have a bad time
#like they can't do better because the shows have been off the air for 15 years#and compared to a lot of older shows they really didn't age that poorly#but yeah it has its fair share of misogyny and mild homophobia and objectification/backgroundification(probably not a word) of women#but yeah i think you've just gotta be like 'it was 2005' and not dwell on it too much#this is because of that post about rodney's growth in sga#and people not forgiving him for his misogyny#which totally fair if you can't that's all fine#just...growing up in that era i swear it feels like that's just how men were written#and again it's not okay! but like...i don't know i guess dealing with it for so long i just learned to look past it#anyway probably going to get hate for this oh well
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⚠️ He needs to come with a warning…
#harry styles#harry styles gif#harry styles edit#love on tour#love on tour 2023#this is so many levels of not okay#favest curly wurly on the planet#this isn’t funny or fair#how is one person this beautiful…#this is absolutely ridiculous#i had to optimise the original gif i made so sorry if the quality isn’t brilliant#couldn’t not post this one#pretty in pink rockstar prince#i am so many levels of weak for this man#he needs to come with a warning#lot la 15#lot la residency#harry 2023#my gifs#the laurel tips… what if i scream…
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Pouncer, Purrcy, and the portrait they commissioned of themselves to hang above their fireplace
#$15 and under#I love them together. I hope whoever gets them assigns them with lore <3#also while determining fair prices for them I found out there's MORE#there are two more of these cats we never had growing up and I ALMOST bought the missing two cats instead of listing these ones#I had to spray myself with the proverbial spray bottle#cats
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FF men sketch dump
#When I was 15 I was obsessed with them#I'm a simp#Final Fantasy#Warrior of light#WoL#Dissidia#Firion#Zack Fair#Vincent Valentine#Sephiroth#Cecil Harvey#FF1#FF2#FF4#FF7#Crisis Core#Fanart#My art
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If someone asks me how work has been lately I just reply, "oh, you know, just working on my spreadsheet" and they laugh like I have just made a funny joke about how so much of work these days is pointlessly futile bureaucracy that slowly hollows out your soul but actually I made up a little game where we try to guess the CMYK values of a colour swatch and we're a couple of months in now and I am, on the clock, slowly building out this very very complicated spreadsheet that will work out for us who, at the end of the year, wins a $20 gift card for the bakery next door.
#I unironically love excel#yes there are a lot of things about it that are very very annoying#but that's what love is all about#anyway of the people with 5+ guesses Dave is in the lead with an average of 17.33#next up I need to make it start calculating the averages of the 5 best guesses#which will increase to 10 once we get to 15 rounds in#I am trying to make it fair for people who have missed weeks for holidays or whatever#while still rewarding people who put in consistent effort#and allowing for everyone to have a few bad guesses
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Parallels.
#zack fair#cloud strife#noctis lucis caelum#ignis scientia#i've meant to make this ever since i played episode ignis but somehow never got around to it until now. oops#ff#final fantasy#ffvii#crisis core#crisis core reunion#ffxv#ff15#final fantasy xv#final fantasy 15#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#cc#cloud and zack#noctis and ignis#noct and iggy#the chocobos#clack#noctiggy#i forget what noctis and ignis' ship name is if they have one#parallels#maybe it's a good thing i didn't make this right when episode ignis came out. because now we have the pretty cc REUNION
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