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On one hand, I love a Jason that gets seriously injured and turns into a scared dog. *Mwah*, chef's kiss, 10/10.

On the other hand, I love a Jason that gets seriously injured and reverts back to his younger self.

Jason, seriously hurt, pointing one of his guns at Bruce: “Don't come any fuckin' closer! You just get yer ass out of here, I don't need yer damn help.. I never want yer help with anything ever again..”

Then you get a Bruce that has to try and calm the dog. That sits at the end of the alley a comfortable distance away and waits for his boy to come back to him. Holds his hand out and waits for the dog to inevitably give in and let Bruce take care of him.

BUT ALSO

Jason, slowly bleeding out on the floor of a random warehouse: “...”

Bruce, who just so happened to be busting the same criminals and probably just saved Jason's life: “..Jay?”

Jason, sounding like he's tearing up behind his helmet: “..I wanna go home now, dad..”

Bruce: “..Okay, Chum. We'll go home now. I'll take care of you.”

GRGGGHHHHH I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM AND SHAKE THEM ALL AROUND

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Jason: whoops

Dick 'anger issues? what anger issues?' Grayson: Whoops? Whoops? THIS IS NOT A WHOOPS SITUATION. WE ARE FAR PAST WHOOPS. WHOOPS IS A DISTANT SPECK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR. WE ARE SOLIDLY IN 'OH FUCK' TERRITORY, AND I EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE IT!

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based on this textpost by @orangeyjuicy !!

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Damian, visibly distressed: Has Grayson always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?

Tim: Well sometimes he walks. Occasionally, he shuffles. Periodically, he ambles.

Jason: Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

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Jason: C’mon, I just think-

Dick: I appreciate that you want to give your version of Robin their own catchphrase, but-

Jason: Why not!?

Dick: Look me in the eyes and tell me in what situation you would consistently say “not to bird-en you, batman” to Bruce’s face.

Jason: …It was that or “what the bloody hell, batman,” in a british accent.

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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things changed between jason and tim the day that jason realised tim had an ao3 account and tim realised jason was one of his favorite authors ...

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Can't a man buy hair dye in peace?

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Dick, to the Titans: OK this is my little brother, everyone has to be so nice to him!

Jason, 6'4, built like a double fridge and holding a gun: Hey.

The Titans:

Years later.

Dick, to the Titans again: OK this is my even littler brother, everyone be super super nice to him!

Duke, 6'2, built like a linebacker and lit up like a glo stick: Yo.

The Titans:

Years after that.

Dick, again, to the Titans: OK this is my littlest baby brother, everyone has to be so sweet to him! He's a baby!

Damian, 18 and 6'0, made of pure muscle and holding a sword: Greetings.

The Titans: ...where are you finding these brothers.

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I redrew a panel from Batman & Robin Eternal #1 (2014) :D

I love them

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hey (flirting, failing spectacularly)

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Dick: Why am I not a banana? Tim : Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. however, it should please you to know that you share 50-60% of your dna with a banana Dick: Wow, really? thanks Jason:... Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people?

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Painting after a long time

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Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before

Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost

Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say

Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*

Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!