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The Night Agent (2023) S01E04 "Eyes Only"
#the night agent#night agent#night agent netflix#the night agent netflix#night agent edit#peter sutherland#gabriel basso#rose larkin#luciane buchanan#cisco jenkins#curtis lum#amused#ded of lol#irl wheezing#that punchline just got me
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot#i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself#just got burnt out from working on an animation final š#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal#my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos#but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time#portal#chell#GlaDOS#GlaD0S#my art#og post#1k#5k#10k#20k#edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place#and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing#i didn't think it would gain much attention#i was Wrong#anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline#EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you
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oooooo white people in my replies really saying āI can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobiaā
Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks itās a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I havenāt seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like āOhhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.ā Itās crazy.
Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. Thatās why you barely see stuff thatās important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people canāt ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.
They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martinā¦ most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because itās a ātouchy subject.ā What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) Thatās literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like itās no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like theyāre doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of itās intended dono goal in minutes.
Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, itās absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isnāt that fucking sad, man?
#:(#itās like what can you do#as a black person I get why sm black bloggers here have ādonāt follow me if youāre whiteā in their bios#theyāll call it racist or whatever (itās fucking not you guys just treat black ppl like shit here and most of us feel unsafe to interact#with yāall. you guys always turn on us at the drop of a hat)#i remember commenting on a HS post funny enough years ago#because the punchline of the post was literally the white mfs saying nigga#and I was so annoyed that I told them off and one of my white mutuals unfollowed meanjsjsjsl#like right after that#and another unfollowed me because I talk about racism and the like a lot like this is a really well known artist too so I was like š§š¾āāļø?#because I talk about racism a lot??? itās weird lol#like theyāll tolerate you for a while then when they feel offended they start to act weird and act like youāre not supposed to talk about#the stuff that effects you#tkf replies#karmelarts#they donāt give a shit about anything if it doesnāt personally Involve them#they act like they canāt relate to anyone or anything it they arenāt marginalized themselves (being gay or trans which they treat as a#personality trait)#notice how you never see movies/ shows about black and brown ppl trending here? itās always white centered shit no#matter how hot and popular that show might be#youāll never see something like the wire snowfall or power trending here#all of the black ppl are on twitter anyway so#sm black ppl got ran off of here by annoying white ppl
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I just want to watch Jane Fonda movies and smoke weed but noooooooooooooo I have to go to work and have responsibilities...
#there's no punchline I'm just venting#if I could just have a single morning where my son got up without having to be wrangled and we could get somewhere on time#if he made one adult-worthy decision#I could be happy I know it but...#at least he's making friends with his fellow delinquents in summer school#they snuck the other late comers in the side door after the security guards went on brake#which is hilarious but also I wanted to murder him because this is your plan????#Meanwhile I'm driving to work watching my hair turn gray#and he sends me a message saying āchill the hell outā#parenting is super rewarding let me tell you
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I'm so grateful that the only GG fans that care about the light novels are the ones that can be normal about things because Lightning the Argent goes from the rawest scenes of carnage imaginable to Ky Kiske doing something mildly religious like offering a short, silent, prayer for someone that got mangled to death by WMD dragons, and I just know that, in the wrong hands, those brief religious moments would generate the most annoying goddamn memes you could ever imagine
#textpost#I have a mountain of beef with catholicism specifically and am negative percent religious#But the punchline to so many Ky jokes is just āha ha catholicā like come onnnnn get creative#Religion on its own isn't bad. Look instead at how an individual interacts with it and judge from there#Untapped potential in how Ky's consistently depicted praying to Mary/an unspecified female saint for example#Actually... How come I've never seen anyone analyze that aspect of his belief?#His parents died when he was pretty young (iirc) so their influence couldn't've been too much of a contributing factor in that#Maybe he was closer to his mom in the brief time he had with his parent(s)?#Almost all of the Holy Order knights/members they've ever shown have been male too#So I wonder if maybe it's more like the calm/uncombative protective presence of a sacred woman is comforting to him?#It's definitely a stark contrast to the types of things he's generally exposed to in his daily life in any case#Another interesting contrast is how much Sol DOESN'T like religion#He's got some sarcastic lines about God and stuff even pre-Gearification. Wonder what the story with that is...#Anyway Ky only expressing his religion in private moments is interesting to me too#I can't think of an instance where he ever forced it on someone else or tried to explain something as happening just because God willed it#He's smart and logical and yet he still has this spiritual component...#Man is his character is complex. Studying this blond kid under a microscope...
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Iām gonna be real, I know people can do what they want with their fanworks and all and Iām not about to sit here and say I have the only valid take on media, far be it from me to confiscate the coffee shop au, but
I feel like the fandom of NPMD woobifies Max JƤgerman to a concerning extent and it shows a refusal to engage with the central theme of the text. Nerdy Prudes is first and foremost a text about bullying. Itās very telling that the lords in black donāt actually make an appearance till real late in. Itās supernatural, yes, but that is set dressing. Nerdy Prudes Must Die is a play that says bullying is dangerous to the point of killing people. None of what Max does is suddenly different when heās a ghost, or at least not to begin with. He wedgies Ruth and swirlyās Richie. Heās explicitly and canonically the same fucking guy he was before he died, and what heās doing is still killing people because bullying kills.
All those shitposts that woobify Max as just a himbo refuse to acknowledge the fact that the text explicitly says that he and his behaviour is dangerous and violent and destroys people.
I donāt know why that is. Maybe people like the dumb jock trope better because they donāt have to think about the way their behaviour and behaviour they support harms people. Maybe theyāre a bullying victim themself who doesnāt want to think about that. Maybe they just donāt care. Maybe theyre the bully and want to validate they did nothing wrong. I donāt know. Really itās not my business what other people do with their lives. But let me just say
Itās just a joke, heās just a silly himbo, none of it is serious is just justifying his behaviour, in the same way that real bullies justify harming real people
#motley talks#adventures of the chaotic nb#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#npmd spoilers#npmd max#like okay itās not that deep and all but this really bothers me#I was once pushed in front of a bus by a school bully when I was 11#like genuinely pushed in the road as it was driving. Iām fucking lucky it stopped#the kids were 3 years older than me and got no consequences because it was just a joke#bullying is not a fucking punchline#npmd dissects the trauma of being the kid itās okay to hurt for some arbitrary reason#and you can do what you want and all but I am looking critically at your behaviour
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I think i should go back to drawing comics
#its not even that i dont want to or that i dont have the jokes for them#and they consistently get way better engagement than my usual stuff#but i dunno#its weird because every time i feel like if it doesnt do well thats two days wasted#and i know its not and i shouldnt feel that way but#something about comics specifically gets me#also i had some ideas in mind for a year lmao so it feels stale and boring but it ISNT its just ME whos known the punchline for six months#kawa rambles#i'll try maybe this weekend. got one that only needs coloring#would be a good way to get back into it
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ā¦ I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE FOR STARTING THE CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT ARE CURRENTLY FUCKING UP YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE.
UH.
YEAH.
I DO NOT FEEL REMORSE BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT REGRET WHAT I HAVE DONE AFTER THIS RATHER PITIFUL DISPLAY OF.. ALMOST BEING DEAD FOR SEVERAL DAYS ON END.
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I have felt it before, that certainty, that death knell of the self. Knowing, because you are being warned by your own body as it barely fights to stay alive, that you could close your eyes and never open them again. Drift off as easily as falling into sleep, or perhaps easier.
That young woman I used to be, I recall herādisoriented and bloody, head wrapped in bandages, laid upon a clinic bed. Resting there in the nothingness that resides between two life-changing points, the stretch of time after the infliction of a terrible hurt but before the healing. Survival. Being struck with that profound numbness.
How dare I be put through this again?
Anyway apology acceptead i appreciate it
#HFSHGSLGKSG love you celestial spectre shuigui#sorry my favorite bit to do is have eigong write an entire long disproportionately serious response out of nowhere#i wanted to put ''how dare you put me through this again''#because that makes the punchline of her immediately going ''anyway apology accepted'' way funnier but also ARHGHHGH i don't think she would#actually say that and also then it sounds like she's accusing shuigui directly even though she just means the general you#so alas i'll sacrifice some of the comedy but just know that was my intention#well i mean. not that anything on this blog is ever anything eigong would actually say. you know what i mean though#don't worry about her she's very delirious and half conscious and embarrassed that she almost got killed by jiequan of all people#that's one of her own hospital beds by the way she probably has a few in the tiandao research institute#ask to tag
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I may not be able to use my drawing tablet at a moment I need it most... But curve tool got my back
#listen I started drawing whatever this is because I was high on an edible- and then the edible made me go 'ayo lemme animate it actually'#omff I was about to use the ā thing in the tag; and I got a nervousass surge cuz that puts it to the fRONT ooc - now I have trust issues :'p#I'm having a shitload of fun with Berserk Jack Horner content oh my god#Listen. it just works#Big Jack Horner#Berserk 97#Puss in Boots#wip#art tag#bloop doops#shitpost art#bro is jacked *punchline drum clash and everybody clapped*#btw for the Guts at the cliff shot- the baker human bridge is gonna be there :3
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Why do you have a 12k lift truck in your Amazon wishlist š¤£
Hoistin'
#you have no idea how eagerly i've been waiting for someone to notice that#amazon really lets you just buy whatever#we actually get a bunch of niche UHV lab supplies from there of all places#which got me thinking#changed my joke punchline if you saw that no you dont
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i enjoy imagining future me writing WH fanfic with a solid grasp on everyones characters, but i already know that Barnaby is someone i'll never be able to accurately portray
#hes got jokes. i Do Not#im infamous for not being able to tell them or come up with them#and this isnt like a 'im insecure thing' No i Literally Cannot#for as long as i can remember ive been absolute shit at jokes#half the time i dont even get the ones i hear. i sit there buffering for a solid hour before going OH I GET IT#and even when i do memorize one i butcher the joke#either by forgetting parts and having to backtrack/shoehorn or because i get too excited and fuck up the punchline#barnabys genius is beyond me unfortunately#im simply funny in Different Ways#ive tried jotting down little scene ideas and stuff just to practice writing and my fucking god i CANNOT come up with jokes#if i ever sit down to write seriously im gonna need to look up jokes. gonna need to outsource at every turn#absolutely unprompted
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My life is turning into a sitcom
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"If you ship these characters together at all you've fundamentally misunderstood the plot of the story"
Bro I get this if like. It's a case where people genuinely are misunderstanding the story
But like bro you know shipping is inherently neutral and doesn't necessarily tell you anything about how someone interprets a piece of media, right?
You know that people who ship something don't always want the thing to be canon, right?
You know that people shipping something doesn't change canon
Right?
#Also as someone who is very very acquainted with the feeling of people interpreting a piece of media violently wrong AND saying that two#characters not only should or are basically canonā even in cases when it just straight up is a misunderstanding to say that it could#canonically happen#You have got to try to make peace with the fact that this will happen#Even in a fandom where you agree with 99 out of 100 people there will be one person out there who interprets the thing wildly wrong and#confidently asserts they're right#And from experience the best way to deal with this is by posting your interpretation out there and finding some likeminded folksā actively#try not to go out of your way to antagonize or be condescending to the people you disagree with (in this case interacting with them orā#tagging posts so they will see it)ā and just block the people#You will never be free from ships you don't like or people who āhave bad taste'' but making a post just to paint an entire ship as#inherently awful is not the way to handle it#anyways you shall be receiving no context for this post other than tumblr showing me discourse outside of my hyperfixation circle#And me enjoying an analysis post I saw only for it to lead up to an unnecessary 'X shippers die and have bad media literacy' as a punchline#fandom wank#i just be ramblin
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I feel like a lot of art I put genuine effort into nowadays just gets shoved away
#fires posts#ramblings#vent#negative#Ik art is not number. Ik being proud of my creations (which I am) is more important#But I cannot tell you how much it hurts when a real passion project gets as much notes as some random doodle#That's half the reason I quit that goofy rav//io blog. Bc it was depressing me!#I feel like people only care about my art if it makes them laugh#which is understandable. and I know I often put effort into my jokey stuff#but just once I wish something that wasn't a doodle and has no punchline got some love#thank you mutuals and blog regulars who always rb my stuff. You guys r the only thing keeping me going I swear
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part one(???) of AA as dumb things me and my friends have said
as inspired by @dreamsy990
#mine#ace attorney#bobby fulbright#simon blackquill#klavier gavin#i was gonna add more but i got tired#my friend jack does this thing where heāll start a joke before he comes up with a punchline#and heāll just stop mid joke#its so funny to me
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the world is so beautiful and there is so much content out there if you look for it
#just found some more storyboards with a rlylyyyy nice art style#not gonna post them bc theyre not toooo differetn from the final film and also ive spammed so much already.#but theyre so cuteeeee.#the bedroom bratt scene is here imagined as in the kitchen. and extended quite a bit#dru is very good here. in my opinion#also the storyboarded dinner scene . veryyyy good#great comedic timing and i like the punchline of them being able to just abt hold in their laughter#until someone says literally anything#the only thing ill say abt that scene is i wasnt rlly sure whyyyyy the girls were so... unimpressed?#like obvs their impressions were awful and its not even a rlly funny joke#but they r happyyyyy.#and their day was ok too so not like they were mad from that#idk if smth else got cut in between but it felt a little odd. like its fun to see ppl having fun esp for someone like gru. to be laughing#idk . maybe its me. alwasy felt a little strange to me
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