#that punchline just got me
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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading
#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot#i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself#just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal#my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos#but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time#portal#chell#GlaDOS#GlaD0S#my art#og post#1k#5k#10k#20k#30k#yuri#shipping#edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place#and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing#i didn't think it would gain much attention#i was Wrong#anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline#EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you
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Least traumatizing performance review
#tma#Magnus archives#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#tma martin#elias bouchard#tma elias#main punchline was in my wip version but I love the last panel so much#tried to match the finished semi realism style I did the rest in#but the raw beholding essence in my rough draft couldn’t be replicated#need this man to be not evil but exactly the same and a welcomed member of the main cast#shenanigans of the archives gang being micromanaged by an all seeing shithead boss#one can dream#gradient map save me#olive and wine gradient save me#just got to season 5 and I am glad to say I did not expect that#I actually don’t really like fluff#so when that 5 min of fluff caught flame like a lightening strike#ooo I was horrified and quite happy#gaslight gatekeep eldritch boss#then the first ep of s5#goddamn he is a monster😳
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Day 6 & 7 of @dnrarepairweek | Prompts: PROXIMITY & JUDGEMENT
We interrupt this showdown to bring you an intervention ft. Near and Light who have a serious discussion about where their colleagues' priorities lie.
#dnrarepairweek25#super super late but it's not a real party for me until I throw in a little warehouse silliness#this was also supposed to have an accompanying fic but unfortunately I am super busy lately </3 so have these for now#my moonriver shenanigans always hassle everyone around them well now the tables have turned lol#death note#light yagami#nate river#near#kiyomi takada#halle lidner#stephen gevanni#teru mikami#anthony rester#kanzo mogi#mikavanni#halle/kiyomi#idk their ship name I'm sorry </3#moonriver#elle draws#I'm not even gonna try to figure one out for rester and mogi lmao#MOGI ACCIDENTALLY GOT CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE OF THIS IDEA I needed sthn for the punchline and also didn't want rester to get left out </3#I promise there is a vision for rester and mogi you need to listen to me please hear me out IS THIS THING ON HELLO#rarepair week ends just when I really start getting rare with it HAHAHSHSND#don't ask why near doesn't have a mask at the warehouse#he and light have a truce to sort their teams' shit out before they get back to business and murder and everything#I needed them to serve 'disappointed parents' realness and he can't do that with the mask on
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Motivity Builds be like
#Lies of P#lop#neowiz#round8#pinocchio#white lady#fanart#comics#comic portfolio#comic#In the loving memory of Wrench Head + Police Baton Handle Motivity Build#idk if it's still the meta after the patches but I still use it in my motivity runs#no clever jokes or punchlines - just me facing my biggest enemy: sfx lettering#and also practicing battle scenes#i got so happy with black rabbit one i wanted to see if i could repeat the formula or if it was sheer luck#but i guess i can?? you're all watching the birth of a skillset sdfghjk#this comic had been on hold since december for major reasons such as: webtoon jobs and bg3#but i finally completed it sdfghjkl now to FINALLY //THINK// of something for my favorite bit of the whole game
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made a doggy
#i dont know where my scissors are rn so hes still got string but its ok#punchline!#ok i had a placeholder craft tag bc i wanted a joke/performance related word to match my other tags (i dont remember what made me start this#theme but its funny) but i can literally just.#crafts!
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Font of Inspiration (Patreon)
#Doodles#Just Desserts#Villainsona#Many thoughts on this one! More lore!!!#For Charm specifically it's more the fun of the idea than necessarily how she Actually went about finding the things she likes haha#First set it easy enough - since all the JD Residents were crafted by the Queens (I really need to make Part 2 of that one...)#And all the JD Pets were crafted by their specific owner - that's all a pretty easy 1-to-1 haha#Charm had probably actually seen someone else craft their pet and/or been invited to do so by the Queens but setup punchline y'feel me#I think that was probably the status quo by the time she came to be#Which leads to the second thought! There she is admiring Marshmallow Fluff's sculpture work :D#I really need to give Aria a last name but my naming convention heghh I'll get to it eventually#Anyway lol admiring and being inspired by! In her own specific way#Again probably not Actually how it all panned out - maybe Aria inspired her to pick up sugar crystal polishing? They're more similar#Charm has been making candles for a while now ♪ But she could be inspired by specific pieces :D#It also got me thinking about which Residents were around for what and when! Charm's right in the middle of course#And the Queens were there before everyone else haha - but from there who was next and next and next!#I think the first batch was around six Residents and then there was a boom - but maybe that could be split into two batches for a total of 4#Marshmallow Fluff was from the first batch! As was Redvines&Pixi Stix and Ribbon Candy and Konpeito and the like#Charm was early into the second batch tho so she's definitely Batch 2 haha - plenty of others to look up to and be inspired by!#They all come into being fully adult already and have a kind of base understanding of things - but also learn and change and grow!#Friendships and hobbies and worries and wants and wishes ♪#Also you can't see it in the last one but she's Evil Timing behind those goggles haha <3#So excitable
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I think i should go back to drawing comics
#its not even that i dont want to or that i dont have the jokes for them#and they consistently get way better engagement than my usual stuff#but i dunno#its weird because every time i feel like if it doesnt do well thats two days wasted#and i know its not and i shouldnt feel that way but#something about comics specifically gets me#also i had some ideas in mind for a year lmao so it feels stale and boring but it ISNT its just ME whos known the punchline for six months#kawa rambles#i'll try maybe this weekend. got one that only needs coloring#would be a good way to get back into it
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… I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE FOR STARTING THE CHAIN OF EVENTS THAT ARE CURRENTLY FUCKING UP YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE.
UH.
YEAH.
I DO NOT FEEL REMORSE BUT I CANNOT HELP BUT REGRET WHAT I HAVE DONE AFTER THIS RATHER PITIFUL DISPLAY OF.. ALMOST BEING DEAD FOR SEVERAL DAYS ON END.
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I have felt it before, that certainty, that death knell of the self. Knowing, because you are being warned by your own body as it barely fights to stay alive, that you could close your eyes and never open them again. Drift off as easily as falling into sleep, or perhaps easier.
That young woman I used to be, I recall her—disoriented and bloody, head wrapped in bandages, laid upon a clinic bed. Resting there in the nothingness that resides between two life-changing points, the stretch of time after the infliction of a terrible hurt but before the healing. Survival. Being struck with that profound numbness.
How dare I be put through this again?
Anyway apology acceptead i appreciate it
#HFSHGSLGKSG love you celestial spectre shuigui#sorry my favorite bit to do is have eigong write an entire long disproportionately serious response out of nowhere#i wanted to put ''how dare you put me through this again''#because that makes the punchline of her immediately going ''anyway apology accepted'' way funnier but also ARHGHHGH i don't think she would#actually say that and also then it sounds like she's accusing shuigui directly even though she just means the general you#so alas i'll sacrifice some of the comedy but just know that was my intention#well i mean. not that anything on this blog is ever anything eigong would actually say. you know what i mean though#don't worry about her she's very delirious and half conscious and embarrassed that she almost got killed by jiequan of all people#that's one of her own hospital beds by the way she probably has a few in the tiandao research institute#ask to tag
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I may not be able to use my drawing tablet at a moment I need it most... But curve tool got my back


#listen I started drawing whatever this is because I was high on an edible- and then the edible made me go 'ayo lemme animate it actually'#omff I was about to use the “ thing in the tag; and I got a nervousass surge cuz that puts it to the fRONT ooc - now I have trust issues :'p#I'm having a shitload of fun with Berserk Jack Horner content oh my god#Listen. it just works#Big Jack Horner#Berserk 97#Puss in Boots#wip#art tag#bloop doops#shitpost art#bro is jacked *punchline drum clash and everybody clapped*#btw for the Guts at the cliff shot- the baker human bridge is gonna be there :3
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Why do you have a 12k lift truck in your Amazon wishlist 🤣
Hoistin'
#you have no idea how eagerly i've been waiting for someone to notice that#amazon really lets you just buy whatever#we actually get a bunch of niche UHV lab supplies from there of all places#which got me thinking#changed my joke punchline if you saw that no you dont
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My life is turning into a sitcom
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"If you ship these characters together at all you've fundamentally misunderstood the plot of the story"
Bro I get this if like. It's a case where people genuinely are misunderstanding the story
But like bro you know shipping is inherently neutral and doesn't necessarily tell you anything about how someone interprets a piece of media, right?
You know that people who ship something don't always want the thing to be canon, right?
You know that people shipping something doesn't change canon
Right?
#Also as someone who is very very acquainted with the feeling of people interpreting a piece of media violently wrong AND saying that two#characters not only should or are basically canon‚ even in cases when it just straight up is a misunderstanding to say that it could#canonically happen#You have got to try to make peace with the fact that this will happen#Even in a fandom where you agree with 99 out of 100 people there will be one person out there who interprets the thing wildly wrong and#confidently asserts they're right#And from experience the best way to deal with this is by posting your interpretation out there and finding some likeminded folks‚ actively#try not to go out of your way to antagonize or be condescending to the people you disagree with (in this case interacting with them or‚#tagging posts so they will see it)‚ and just block the people#You will never be free from ships you don't like or people who “have bad taste'' but making a post just to paint an entire ship as#inherently awful is not the way to handle it#anyways you shall be receiving no context for this post other than tumblr showing me discourse outside of my hyperfixation circle#And me enjoying an analysis post I saw only for it to lead up to an unnecessary 'X shippers die and have bad media literacy' as a punchline#fandom wank#i just be ramblin
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they have got to make a better alternative than twitter or twitter 2 this is bullshittttt<
#^she just tried to post a gif to bluesky to test it and it got fucked up#punchline!#my bluesky is technoria if anyone wants to follow me over there i guess I Doubt i will be active at all on there seeing. well this post
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part one(???) of AA as dumb things me and my friends have said
as inspired by @dreamsy990
#mine#ace attorney#bobby fulbright#simon blackquill#klavier gavin#i was gonna add more but i got tired#my friend jack does this thing where he’ll start a joke before he comes up with a punchline#and he’ll just stop mid joke#its so funny to me
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Beautiful woman named Unfixable Tension Migraine That You Didn't Catch Quickly Enough taking me out at the fucking knees with a baseball bat for 12h 🩷
#th. theres no punchline#i just. survived.#hhh#i have GOT to stop fucking shrimping 💀#sitting like a shrimp i mean. not. whatever urban dictionary has for it.#take a look at a picture of a shrimp and thats what i look like hyper fixating on sims for 8h#and then i wonder why Pain#my partner will literally send me '🦐' or 'shrimp check' at various intervals in the day and every time he fuckin nails me.#oh well. didnt get to go to Seaside today. tomorrow we will tho so nbd.
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🔪: 1,2,19,22,35
🔧: 1,4,5 22, 30, 35
Zhulong: 12,22, 35
HIII HEEHEE finished watching 1 dollar love actually dvd because our wifi went out but IM BACK AND I GET TO TALK ABOUT MY SILLIES
wow this post is gonna be Long soooo adding the cut now~!
🔪:
1: are they associated with a certain color? what color do they wear the most?
UHHHH okay sOOO the simplest answer is probably black bc like. it wears a lotta black. military gear etc is usually black? but! its got this stupid orange striped short sleeve shirt thats actually like. a uniform (as in. I referenced the batman 2022 Arkham uniform when I first designed this idiot. yea) so its usually associated with either orange or red (for blood rawrrr)
2: what sort of music would they like? have you thought about what genres or bands do they lean towards? do they have a favorite song?
oh uh!!!!! I dont think this thing listens to music. tbh everything would be better if it did but! it get zero enrichment ever. so instead for this question I get to give you two songs I associate with it for some reason or another. because I said so. and those are House of Wolves (MCR) and Barbie Girl (Aqua). I want to know what you think of it from these two songs together because the combination is sooooo silly to me
19: are they quick to anger? what sets them off?
ooooo this one is fun to think about. mmm I think generally it's not very like,,, externally angry. it is in a perpetual state of something between annoyance and disdain almost all the time (when not Letting Loose), but that's a bit different from angry, I think. things that will make it snap at you: remove mask w/o permission, get touchy w it without permission. probably other things too I forget. things that will make it do super petty things and/or get revenge on you some other way: assume you've got the best of it. assume you're in charge. assume you're in control.
22: do they sleep well at night?
bold of you to assume it sleeps yea well uhh. its a pretty light sleeper I think but it can sleep wherever. no nightmares or w/e its just. rechargin I think
35: do they ever return home?
no. lol. zero percent chance of this thing ever returning home and idk if that ever even existed for it. if it gets a "happy" ending its going to have to claw that into existence itself. and why would it
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1: are they associated with a certain color? what color do they wear the most?
blue! they wear the most black, again, but thats cause of the goofy suit thing I've got ingame. blue tie blue waistcoat blue accents on the gas mask, so blue's ended up as their color :3
4: how crafty/resourceful are they?
the wrench is their emoji because that's its main weapon. if that says anything. dont think it'd be the best at like. street brawlin no supplies no powers but it can be pretty inventive with the things it knows how to use.
5: how do they typically dress? does their wardrobe lean more towards practicality or aesthetics?
oh it's so stupid <3. suit jacket tie collared shirt waistcoat belt black cargo pants with big ole pockets fingerless gloves combat boots w straps and a belt chain. it's sooo stupid. <3333,,. character creators be like what if all the pieces we let you use were assorted pieces of other characters. OH and dont forget the half gas mask. when I made this guy I referenced one of two Literal Actual Techwear Official Dot Com gas masks. the pockets are practical at least? and thats just one outfit realistically it has other clothing too but idk what though. probably they steal clothing from the rogues lol
22: do they sleep well at night?
depends on where they are! with dork squad probably! unless one or more of them get on an inventing bend or something but it can just wrangle them back to sleep or at least to be quieter. with the sirens that's more of a wild card. depending on if harl's there she's def gonna wanna like stay up n talk or something. tbh though most things happen at night. like heists! :D but they can usually get a good sleep in. and even a lazy morning, probably!
30: do they smell like anything notable?
uhhh probably vaguely like flowers and/or fear toxin. lol. can you tell what I sourced this guy from yet
35: do they ever return home?
it never returns to where it came from, but that place (read: dimension. lol) was never really home. they do find a home, where they end up. and they're happy.
Zhulong:
12: how long have they been around? do you know their birthday? is their birthday the day you made them or another day? what do they think of celebrating birthdays?
oh man how long has this guy been around? discord chat messages says I made him December 16 of last year. I do not know his birthday. it could just be dec 16 that would be silly. kayfabe though he doesn't really have one hes just Old lol. out of kayfabe hes like chill about bdays I think he'll get ppl close to him a present or whatever. in kayfabe he didnt really get it pre Punishment I dont think but with his whole Chained In A Human Body thing he gets to have a crisis! yay ! over He Is Aging and He Will Die !! again!!!! yipeee!!!
22: do they sleep well at night?
out of kayfabe as long as hes not too sore or w/e he's good. usually conked out from exercising. in kayfabe uhhh he thinks sleeping is weird. his lore says he never eats or sleeps or breathes but now he has to. and he hates it.
30: do they ever return home?
I think he goes to visit his parents sometimes :3 (outside kayfabe.) lol silly answer. in kayfabe nah the place he considers home is long gone and buried by time. and even if it still existed he'd never be able to reach it as he is. sorry
#this is so long goodness gracious me#half of these are just me going nope! no happy ending for you. :)#at least one of the guys im doing it to isn't a self insert. hes only got a little bit of me in him. instead of a lot#ok now imagine a promo like the ones they did w kane and daniel bryan in anger management except del and zhu as a tag team being forced to#have like. bonding time or something. and zhus like I hear its ur bday and giving del a present and its something dumb and vaguely insultin#(or. more than vaguely insulting.) and then they get in a fight again#(that's it thats the punchline. they punch. each other)#bella said something#ask game answers#wubby my hubby
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