#that one couple everyone is sick of...

[disgracefulthings]

In The Demon Realm

Luo Binghe: My life is nothing but a series of tragedies...

Shang Qinghua: What is he sad about this time?

Mobei-Jun: His husband forgot to kiss him goodbye this morning

In The Human Realm

Shen Qingqiu: I bring nothing but destruction and anguish to those I love!

Liu Qingge: What happened this time?

Yue Qingyuan: He forgot to kiss his husband goodbye

[zunaki]

Wangxian in public being disgustingly in love and the Juniors on a matchmaking mission

[theghostofashton]

.....yeah i'm done entertaining "white people are trying!!!!" regarding names. forever actually.

i have been communicating with this colleague for over a year. she has been consistently using my first name. she used it an hour and a half ago in an email she sent me

the email i just got? my last name.

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

okay but it’s like. if Lae’zel was in the modern day she’d be the top of all her classes (beating Gale who would be so fucking mad about it), on every sports team, head of the prom committee, just constant after-school activities, total overachiever, and she will not accept being second place to anybody. meanwhile Karlach is on every sports team but she doesn’t really want to be, she just wants to do sport for fun and hang out with her friends, but the head of P.E. made her join because she’s good at it. unfortunately getting mad about it makes her compete better. Shadowheart grew up in a weird church and was definitely homeschooled for most of her life and is only in a mainstream school for sixth form because her weird church want her to recruit new members (she sucks at convincing people the church is good). sometimes she says fucking insane things totally seriously and everyone in the class goes what the fuck. Wyll is a very nice empathetic boy who tries to get along with everyone including Shadowheart even though she roleplays warrior cats at lunchtime and Lae’zel even though she threatens to murder him if he gets a higher grade in the debate than her, and it blindsides everyone when they find out his dad is the Head Teacher. Gale would be taking five A-Levels instead of three or four solely for the academic clout it brings him. Astarion should have graduated ten years ago and nobody knows why he’s still here. Withers is the school nurse.

[themoonstonechronicler]

the vague sad

[some-siren]

Hey btw can we agree that s2 was pretty boring and not very funny and that basically the reason why we were so obsessed with it was because of the Final Fifteen? Or is that still too early?

[sysig]

Bad time of it, all things considered (Patreon)

[pedges]

WOKE UP MARRIED IN VEGAS JOEL FICCC i need psychiatric evaluation

BRAINROT IS BRAINROTTING

no because imagine it

you and joel are friends (good friends? best friends? does joel miller even do best friends? you don’t know. you do know you spend a lot of time with him, you love sarah, tommy, and you get this fuzzy feeling around all of them but it’s a little different with joel. whatever.) and maybe one of you wins some all expenses paid trip to vegas, probably joel, absolutely joel, because tommy whines and asks joel to bring him as his plus one but joel asks you and you’re not sure why but fuck it, right? tommy flips you off dropping y’all off at the airport but he still wishes you guys lots of fun (he loves y’all, he’s like your annoying brother too). but it’s like, it’s just you and joel and vegas and you’ve seen enough movies to know it might not end well. actually, though, it starts out really fun. the contest included tickets to whatever current artist residency, and it’s fun. at least until you guys start drinking too much, and things get blurry, and you end up at some shitty little chapel because one of you got emotional (both. probably both) over how being single sucks and it’s not fair because you deserve love and to be loved and to give love and UGH! you’re not sure who suggests it but you end up at some shitty little chapel because some drunken “i love you, man!” “i love YOU, man!”s were exchanged and it’s just a very fun and shimmery night. except you wake up the next morning naked in bed with joel in your hotel room and you’re cuddled up against his chest, he’s snoring in your ear, and he’s so warm, and comfy, and safe, and familiar but oh my god, you’re naked in bed with joel. and your head fucking hurts. he starts waking up when it seeps in and you shout and push him out of bed and now you’ve both got a headache worse than it should’ve been. he’s naked, you’re naked, he’s on the floor, you’re both wearing wedding rings. there’s a polaroid of you two kissing on the nightstand, drunk, and messy, but genuine. it’s painfully obvious that you’re married, did something last night your sober minds would never had the guts to do, and well! fuck! joel mentions annulment faster than you can remember how to breathe and you’re not sure why your chest feels so tight but you agree because you have to, of course you do. he apologizes, so do you, and you both go back to texas with the notion in mind that this will be undone faster than you know it, and you’ll never have to speak about it again. neither one of you asks why you haven’t taken the rings off yet. (of course there’s aftermath but this is so long already oh my god i’m sorry)

[rosefinnigen]

guess who has fuckin. Hand foot and mouth disease 🙃🙃 (please send help god I’m so fucking itchy)

[californiaquail]

yesterday right before we were going to leave i asked my boss if he wanted me to pull the charts for thursday and he said "no that will be my day off project" in the kind of tone that indicated he was subclinically annoyed at me for not getting literally everything (single coworker was out sick) done sooner and what i said was "ok" but what i was thinking was cool maybe your other day off project can be thinking about actually helping with things like the stupid complicated bills you made me do or writing clinic notes that i'm not confident doing. or generally doing things besides surgeries and sitting there scrolling facebook and craigslist.

[vraska-theunseen]

aughhhh. aughhhhhjhhhh

[cosmicdenro]

hey so i completed How to Court Your Life Partner

you don't fucking understand how much that hit so good. the descriptions of the weather are my top fucking favourite and the way it was implemented was like it was 100% made for me im gonna kms NOW.

Again not a big fan of pet names that often but it wasn't that big of a deal with overall how well it was written. The conflict was insanely good because for one it never was something out of the blue for the reader, you knew this was bound to happen because Reg was so far up his ass he didn't see it coming and the way his words affected RHM. I fucking adore conflict when it isn't mindless and badly executed, it's so good and you could absolutely fucking see how much it build the character of Reg upon fucking up big time, despite even if he was still not able to get through to RHM right away. and just the issue RHM was having about his past?? my god that was written carefully too even if some things went over my head beacuse i kept getting distracted *@&@*! but hooooooooooly shit man . oh my god. the character build up was so good im ripping my sheets apart as we speak. THE SNOW CABIN CHAPTER MADE ME 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

also the sven chapter help help help that poor fucking boy did NOT see that coming

[milkweedman]

Sighs. Am trying to make dinner (on one foot, mid migraine, in a horrible flare up) which my sister said she'd help with. She did a few things (washed the carrots, cut up the beets which were supposed to be whole) and then said i clearly had it under control and went back to the computer. Still have tons left to do. Have no energy and am not even hungry.

[phagodyke]

I slept rly deeply last night even tho it took me a while to get to sleep but I think that was bc I had acid reflux and I'd been playing videogames too late not anything else.... still only got 6 hrs but doing pretty okay all things considered 😚

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Actually obsessed with my new coworker at the farm ajdkalsl

[b-blushes]

one thing that will make you appreciate finally finding effective allergy meds after many years is. running out of them