#stfu remus

[allonsy-moony]

Guys

if you’re a Walburga/Orion/Barty Crouch Sr/any abusive parent defender (Which is DIFFERENT than acknowledging their complexity)

plz unfollow me guys

that’s just

so uncool

Trauma doesn’t mean you can abuse your kids guys

Reminder that it’s your job to break the cycle of trauma, whether you like it or not

sincerely, a Regulus and Barty kin

[maladaptivewriting]

just here to remind you that if you complain about sirius being too feminine, you’re transphobic

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Marauders era things I will take no criticism for

Minerva McGonagall is a QUEEN

Remus is incredibly tall but has the most fucked up posture

Sirius Black had the best eyeliner game ever

Marlene McKinnon was a raging lesbian and would take offense to being called straight

If your last name is or was at some point ‘Black’ you are automatically a dramatic little shit

Mary and Regulus would share curly hair-care tips.

James’ soul is red (crimson)

Sirius’ is purple

Euphemia Potter is an amazing mother in every universe

Regulus had summer freckles

BARTY WAS SMART!!!

And I’m not sure why, but Evan LOVES oranges (the fruit)

James has a degrading kink

Pandora would sometimes lie and tell people she had fake visions to get them to fuck off or psych them out and only the skittles knew her tell for when she’s lying.

Thank you for listening to mu ted talk

[ziglikesrain]

me when i have two actual essays to write for finals but instead i wrote a 1600 word essay about the “is sirius being portrayed as too feminine to his detriment” debate that’s been pmo the past few days

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

scorpius: i can fix him-

teddy: and i could make him beg like a whore. what’s your point

sirius: i can make him hard

teddy: SIRIUS ORION BLACK THAT IS MY FATHER YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

sirius: and you’re talking about your godbrother

teddy:

sirius: checkmate, bitch

scorpius: *starts giggling*

sirius: oh don’t get me started mr. ngh~ stepbro! i’m stuck oh~! don’t stop!

scorpius: …

[sourgreenlupin]

@wolfstarmicrofic | Heart | word count: 102

remus’ heightened senses weren’t always bothersome. they could be extremely useful, especially in situations like this one.

just a day before the moon, on edge and itchy in his skin, everything was heightened; his temper, his hearing, his annoyance, ect.

normally, the enhanced hearing scared him, hearing people’s beating hearts fucked with his head a little.

but now, with sirius pressed again the bathroom door, face flushed, panting breaths, rapid-fire heart- nothing had ever sounded better.

hearing sirius’ heart rate increase with every brush of skin, every glance at his lips, every breath- god, remus may be cursed, but it feels more like a blessing right now.

[foxalade]

Had a James Potter moment and watched Cars

Then I felt the need to torture myself so I watched Hp and tootp

"Nice one James!"

Sobbing.

[ifonlyicouldbeastar]

STOP USING A TAG IF YOUR NOT GONNA POST ABOUT IT. LITERALLY JUST STOP. ISTG. SOME OF THIS STUFF HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JEGULUS BRO. I JUST WANT JEGULUS.

[darksides-dutchess]

SORRY I JUST HAVE TO DHAHDHSJSJSJJD. HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THE CAPE?? AUGH! WE WERE ROBBEDDDDDD

WE WERE SO FUCKING ROBBED ITS MOT EVEN FUNNY!!! WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!!!!

Anyways vampire Remus au anyone~?

[bee-moth-ack]

I forgot to post these whoops :P

done a few months ago while I was still in school

[sometranssoup]

My really out there Harry Potter head canon is that Hermione and Remus are cousins. Also here's a rough family tree so y'all understand my vision.

Faith and Hope's last name is Lupin. Hope took lyalls last name whilst they were married but she changed it after they divorced (in 1965). Faith isn't quite sure who Angela's father is. Everyone was given religious names except for Remus. Hermione started going by her middle name at the start if Hogwarts. Faith and Hope's mother and father were southern but moved to England in the 1957 when Faith and Hope were about 15 (yes that means Hope had Remus at 17-18) Faith and Hope are twins. Angela was born a few years after Remus and they grew up very close. Close enough that Remus is considered Hermione's uncle.

[sillycindysstuff]

I cried for the hundredth time reading prisoner of azkaban and...why the frick frack do everyone hate sevvey? Like i can read that sirius is even a little remorseful BUT REMUS JOHN LUPIN just says it's sevvey's school boy grudge and all that..like...you were this close to eat him cause of Sirius,you and your dumb sick Friends just stripped his clothes outs front of whole damn school! I realised I do NOT LIKE canon book remus. But i genuinely have affection for him when he is in fanons and movies.

Anyways...

For sevvey..

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Marauders and Books I think they would read

Part 1

Sirius Black & James Potter: as I mentioned in a previous post, they would be the biggest PJO kids. Fantasy books about a kid who also got ADHD like them? Love it! Sirius calling Remus his Annabeth and Starchaser being solangleo for a costume party. James is so Will and Reggie is his Nico (sun anybody?)

Sirius’ mother spawning point is a b¡tch and would probably never let him read that so when at Hogwarts James introduced the books to him he liked them alot.

Regulus Black: The Song of Achilles. He would definitely read a bunch of Greek mythology because it’s extremely poetic and beautiful and very very gay. His mother would never let him read queer books yet her homophonic mind would see Greek Mythology as very cultural.

(trans!reg)

I think he would especially enjoy the royal twink who had to pretend to be a girl for a while to please and avoid his mother, who fell in love with a warrior with a gold heart. He would absolutely stan the fact that in ancient Greece it was said that when Apollo was drunk he sometimes created people with the “wrong” Genitalia.

[inhumanliquid]

Remus would NEVER miss. He's too much of a rat man for that.

Or opossum. Whichever you prefer.

[lonely-linn]

I'm begging atyd stans to leave tonks alone PLEASE

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

roman: not all vampires suck blood

logan: some suck dick

virgil:

virgil: why are you looking at me lo?

remus: it’s because he knows you suck dick because you’ve sucked his-

patton: kiddos it’s supper time