#sorrryyyy

[totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren]

*stares at @operas-phantom * you look like a normal human?

Hey, so I founded these on my desk this morning

Do you know what it means? Maybe a crush or a love interest?

Ohhh!!! How romantic!

[starcurtain]

I know everyone sees Itto as Genshin's comedic relief, but I'm telling you all, Alhaitham is actually the funniest character in Genshin Impact.

According to the fandom, he's hot, he's famous, he's the one in charge of the house...

But according to the people of Sumeru? Dude became grand sage and not a single NPC around the city had a thing to say about that. Sachin's son got his ass beat and he didn't even know who Alhaitham was; it was just "some guy in green." People on the streets are said to not even notice Alhaitham, let alone be able to identify him by appearance. The only time we ever hear NPCs directly commenting on Alhaitham, it's Siraj's collective who hate Alhaitham's guts. Dori refuses to work with him. Random Eremites call him a lunatic within two minutes of meeting him.

Alhaitham's reputation in Sumeru is "Who? Ah, that guy? I heard he's weird," and then everyone moves on.

Meanwhile, Kaveh is literally famous enough to have an epithet ("the Light of Kshahrewar"), is the lead architect on entire city redesigns, and was trusted before Alhaitham's take over to do work on the Akademiya itself. He built the most famous landmark in the rainforest outside of the Divine Tree. He's well-known enough that people bank on his reputation to start scams; people send their children to take courses with him in the belief that it will bless them with successful future careers. He's known for philanthropic endeavors to help the poor and disadvantaged. He won the Interdarshan Championship. This is the Sumeru equivalent of winning an Olympic gold medal!!

Kaveh is the Taylor Swift to Alhaitham's Travis Kelce. They might have independent success, but in every measurement of public sentiment, Kaveh vastly outshines Alhaitham, and the fandom should really take a step back and think about how hilarious this makes everything about their situation in canon.

For the few in Sumeru who are actually paying attention, sure, Alhaitham is the (former) acting grand sage who makes a pretty penny and owns the house Kaveh lives in. For the average majority of Sumeru's citizens who are way more likely to know Kaveh? Alhaitham is literally just "that guy who is shacked up with the Light of Kshahrewar."

Kaveh's efforts to keep where he lives a secret just makes him come across like one of those reclusive types of artists who value their privacy. Half the public in Sumeru probably think he just prefers to keep himself and his lover out of the limelight. Kaveh was so busy pretending not to be poor, he forgot that every ounce of pretending he does just helps him keep his own celebrity status. The harder he attempts to act secretive about where he lives and with whom, the more it comes across as "Please respect this famous person's privacy and stop asking about the details of his relationship."

And Alhaitham, for whom being "that guy who is shacked up with the Light of Kshahrewar" is THE life goal? Everything is going according to keikaku. Kaveh has convinced the entirety of Sumeru that he and Alhaitham are in a relationship, all without Alhaitham having to lift a finger. The more determined Alhaitham gets to fly under the radar, the more it looks like he's Kaveh's kept man. If you aren't living with him because you're broke, then why are you living with him, Kaveh? There's simply no way for Alhaitham to lose.

It's just... so funny.

[maladaptivewriting]

just here to remind you that if you complain about sirius being too feminine, you’re transphobic

[pirategrime]

spot the difference

[a-random-warrior]

My batch one hcs woaaggg

[nerdyhistoryenjoyer]

I fear I will never forgive the people whose only take away from Chapter 80 of Seven Pillars is his "masochistic writing style". You're purposely ignoring the bigger picture. People even exclude a part of a passage which has been used and used over and over to make a point. It reads:

"I remember smiling idly at him, for a delicious warmth, probably sexual, was swelling through me: and then that he flung up his arm and hacked with the full length of his whip into my groin"

This isn't the only impactful or telling quote from the chapter, but it's used the most, and I've constantly seen people exclude the first 5 words and the context behind this whole sentence. He's not only troubled with the fact that he found the flogging arousing, but, from how I understood it, he's also troubled by the fact that his arousal came from the abuser who was, in fact, male and who also wanted to take advances toward him (which he, in turn, did not want).

There is so much to explore and discuss in just this chapter alone but no one does and I find it rather tragic.

[god-syndicate-if]

What are the ROs MBTI types? Thank you so much!

I've been asked this a few times but I don't know enough about MBTI types unfortunately.

[whimsicalgoose]

ok ok I would like to bust down the sniperscout autism4autism bc its consuming me

sniper's autism: can only talk so much till he's genuinely exhausted (which isn't a lot). he doesn't find reason in emoting a lot unless the situation calls for it. for this reason, people don't really hang out with him except out of pity because he seems "lonely". in other words, ppl have always thought he's sorta boring. sniper got tired of humoring ppl who talked to him to make THEMSELVES feel better, so he just sorta. keeps to himself. its easier that way, and he enjoys it.

scout's autism: he has to talk and talk and talk and talk and be soooo funny so people will actually like him. unfortunately, this just drives people away and makes them think he doesn't know how to shut up. scout used to easily forget what he's said in conversation because he was too focused on keeping the other person's attention, but he's gotten better. after so long of basically getting his spirit broken throughout his childhood, he found it was easier to be loud/dickish on purpose. partially out of spite, partially because he was tired of seeing himself as the dweeb that couldn't make any friends.

even just platonically, they work out perfectly together. scout can talk about whatever the fuck he wants and sniper can just listen. and scout knows sniper doesn't think he's unbearable and that he's actually listening. and sniper knows scout isnt just doing it because he thinks sniper is all alone, its because he likes his company!!! and scout thinks sniper is literally the greatest person on earth for not shutting him out and even inviting him to just sit with him. and sniper thinks scout is the most understanding guy he's come across, ever, for not demanding too much of him.

(sniper feels bad that scout was ever treated like he was stupid just because he was forgetful and talked a lot. scout feels bad that sniper had to protect his peace so hard that he had to separate himself from his peers (scout wouldn't know what to do if he was alone))

anywho yeah I'm normal i love them an average amount. even if by some chance im not any sort of neurodivergent, i undoubtedly came across as an autistic kid when I was very young, considering how I was treated. i projected very hard on scout. i hope I didn't step on any other autistic ppls toes with this!

[tstwitterupdates]

TS tweet february 3, 2022 :

It’s his birthday, so… a casual look for Janus 💛🎂

Outfit inspired by suggestions from all of YOU.

Makeup: @lovelyyuniverse

Photography: @jameslightner

Photo Edit assistance: @BreiGrace

[cabinette]

[cliveguy]

THE WORLD TOUR

[icebrooding]

"Here, at the end, I am glad that it's just you and me."

i think if we'd actually gotten a long goodbye moment it would have broken me so

[whyoneartheven]

Coming off of my hiatus today (for a little while) to say happy Down Syndrome day!!!

My little brother has downs and he’s one of the greatest parts of my life. He brings joy wherever he goes and his smile truly is a blessing! So this is a day that means a lot to my family and to me :)

[broocksz]

help we were mutuals what happened 😭

I SWEAR TUMBLR SOMETIMES MAKES ME UNFOLLOW POEPLE I'm so confused about it

I try my best to scout out as many artists and follow them and the amount of times I swore I followed them but I didn't happens at least once a week😭

[spiderman616]

i have a really good archie sonic fic open in one of my tabs since like forever but ive never gotten around to reading it because one of my fatal flaws is reading fanfiction at a snails pace

[leclercenjoyer]

anyway sorry im like this but theres smt about these two images.