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I've already set my own silly headcanon up that Kaushue becomes an Amalgam because of all the stuff he eats off the ground across the past decade and a bit finally catching up to him via eating the ooze that decides 'mmm, host body now'. Silly cat can't figure out how to stop turning into a liquid and ruining the upholstery.

Novus belongs to @thornandshield

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I'M MAD THAT MY TUBE JOKE IS ALREADY RUINED BUT OK KAUSHUE IS GONNA MELT INTO A PUDDLE FINE SURE LETS GO

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The servers brought out the avian side of Novus today... (Featuring the wonderfully talented @icebrooding as my guest!)

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goddamit im gonna end up like 'yeah im running condi condu' and hating myself

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ah yes i cannot wait to boot up my game and play as my favourite elite spec

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Hi im the sextape ask anon. What have i started

I love your art btw very eatable yum

Anon, I love you, you've started something wonderful. Everyone deserved to know this knowledge.

(THANK U big time I am glad someone wants to eat my art =w= <333)

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I am SCREAMING

If a sylvari discovered sex by doing it for the first time in their species' history, did they have to airdrop their sextape to the dream for other sylvaris to learn ?

Anon I want you to know this was the first thing I saw when I woke up the other day and it kept turning in my brain like a rotisserie chicken.

I have actually written a very silly fic based on how the sylvari race learned about sex, and now thanks to this ask all I can think is

Bonus: Cadeyrn being instantly traumatised the moment he awakens from the Dream (vaguely NSFW)

Straight up having war flashbacks because he learned things in the Dream about Trahearne that he's not really sure he wanted to know.

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"I am Fire! I am War! WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"Still standing!"

I have been wanting to draw this since the day I first defeated Balthazar in Guild Wars 2, but I never had the confidence in my skills to pull it off. It's been a journey of re-learning to love myself, my art, and to say "It's okay if you don't get it done right the first time. You can do it again later."

Who knows, we may revisit this again in a few years, now that it's finally out!

A lot of HC heavy things here, such as the wound Balthazar being inflicted upon Novus being filled with Necrotic energies, as he's still on the mend from returning to the land of the living. Sohothan having pink fire for the Mesmer magic flowing through it. And of course the outfit I'd chosen for Novus's time in Elona being partially burned away from the combat.

I am so happy it's finally done!

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ALSO; my conspiracy theory!

Light armour, Troubadour, load of instruments. Medium armour, Antiquary, has a guitar. Heavy armour, Revenant, ....Lady Mosyn? Who was a SINGER???

We are forming a cross-weight BAND with this expac, friends

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Antiquary legit looks stupid fun, ngl. I know it looks 'goofy' but my goodness, I can't wait to put my super-serious edgy courtier through his vacation phase where he learns to play guitar.

also, i find rng things like this fun, reminds me of sb-era ast before... [mourns it]

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Dozing off when I am awoken abruptly by a nightmarish thought

"You can have the Southsun arc back" [the monkey's paw curls] "but all of Canach's dialogue is rerecorded"

[please don't let this be a manifestation]

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Wing 6 is absolutely my favourite raid because it's just so funny like.

You go in there (lorewise) expecting a silly little heehoo tour of the Giant Magical Toilet you've been throwing your gold and mats into for years, only to get bamboozled and find out you're now legally part of this big dumbass djinn's pokemon team and have to defeat his bastard ex or he's going to take the kids Toilet in the divorce.

The entire raid is this stupid failure (affectionate) of a man leading you through his Giant Magical Toilet while constantly talking mad shit with his evil ex boyfriend who hates everyone and owns a highly unethical zoo.

Who then falls into the Toilet and it leads to societal reform.

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Since I assume we're getting to see one of each armor weight with each reveal, the next one will probably be Antiquary, Paragon, Ritualist. Engi, Rev, and Evoker last.

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Visions of Eternity I will accept whatever you do if Rev stance turns out to be Mosyn because that, paired with Trahearne skill for Mesmer, means you are taking this chance to pander to me, the only enjoyer of SotO and Trahearne in all of existence (joking)

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how we feeling trahearne gang

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Oh god but the funniest bit is the SPECIFIC character I was going to respec to Troubadour is based on another character sharing Trahearne's VA. This is extremely amusing and I am laughing so hard.

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Unlocks Troubadour. Enters an instance.

"Let me tell you a story about my husband."

>never uses another utility<