#i’m sorry

[a-reyy]

(This is when cap was new to the league btw)

Batman: It seems that the Joker has made alliances with other villains and—

Marvel who is the definition of a sweetheart: Can’t we just kill that guy?

The entire JL: *shocked*

Wonder Woman trying to be as calm as possible: Brother, killing is not an acceptable way to deal with the villains.

Marvel: So you’re saying I should let Captain Nazi live?

Lantern(Hal): Who the fuck is Captain Nazi?!

lies freddy has the league believing about marvel that billy is oblivious to

Junior: “You know, he birthed me himself, right?”

Flash: “What?“ *was literally minding his business when Freddy dropped that*

Junior: “You know, Cap birthed me himself, right?”

Flash: *looking around cause why the hell did he suddenly bring this up* “Uh… no, I did not know that… how did he…? What are you talking about??”

Junior: “Marvel. Birthed. Me. Had the round belly and everything.”

Flash: *disturbed at the images filtering in his mind* “Who- Who’s the father??”

Junior: “Black Adam.”

Flash: “WHAT??”

Junior: “Who’d you think it was?”

Flash: “I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE I’VE NEVER EVEN CONCEIVED THE NOTION THAT YOU CAME OUT OF HIM??”

Later…

Flash: “Cap! I uh… I gotta something.”

Marvel: “Go ahead?”

Flash: “Were you pregnant?”

Marvel: “What-”

Flash: “With Junior?”

Marvel: “WHAT?”

Flash: “And is the father Black Adam?”

Marvel: “WHAT????”

Marvel: *making pancakes*

Junior: *eating pancakes*

Batman: *eating pancakes specially made to look bat-shaped*

Junior: *aggressively stabbing and eating pancakes* “Kill them. All. Kill them all.”

Batman: *slowly looks over to him* “Is something wrong, Junior?”

Junior: “Yes! Your stupid rules say that I’ll get kicked out of the Teen Titans if I kill Captain Nazi!”

Batman: *sighs* “Junior, you cannot kill villains-” *tired of having this talk with a bunch of people (aka Jason)* “Captain please talk some sense into your child.”

Marvel: “Huh? No, I completely 100% agree with him.”

Batman: “What-”

[ofteacupsandclocks]

OMG I just realised something.

So Hannibal was carrying an unconscious Will home from Muskrat Farm. in his arms. bridal style. (And keep in mind at this point Hannibal has a fresh burn wound on his back that has to have hurt)

And the next scene we see with them they’re already inside and Will is in his bed. Hannibal placed him there, looked after him. Dressed him in comfortable clothes.

So Hannibal carried Will over the threshold bridal style. He placed him upon the wedding bed.

To me that symbolises how Hannibal fully accepted his love for Will. His devotion to him. How he took him as his bride.

So when his bride rejected him Hannibal gave himself up to the FBI. Because that was the only way to show his devotion. The only way to stay connected, to stay with Will.

And then Hannibal from prison sent Will beautiful handwritten letters with swirling cursive. And Will read them in the dead of night by firelight.

And I can only imagine how jealous Hannibal was when he found out his beloved, his Will, had married someone else. Haw angry he was and how hurt. And yet despite it all he kept waiting for Will.

And Will finally came.

And then the scenes between Bedelia and Will? Even aside from Will’s jealous tone (that deserves post all of its own) it’s still insane how clearly they talk about Will being Hannibal’s bride.

Bedelia calls them both the Brides of Frankenstein. And Bedelia implies Will is Bluebeards (Hannibal’s) last wife.

And when Will finally comes to Hannibal he frees him, they run, they run together from those who would hold them back, who would keep them separate, who would judge their love.

They are the what renaissance writers would write poems about, poems of love hidden behind terms of friendship. Their love is forbidden and wrong and broken and heart wrenching and beautiful.

(Btw side note I’m not using the word bride to feminize Will but it’s just the most fitting for these scenes. Plus they used the word in the show sooo not my fault)

[cosmiischillin]

Happy Halloween (Yes I know this is late)

Forgive me for I completely forgot that this wasn’t posted on my deviantart and tumblr so imma fix that!

[f1issmy1d]

smth is purring

[leochantisallspiders]

@secondbeatsongs under the cut is your slaw man art

[timetravelsong]

𝐈𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐈’𝐦 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞.

excerpts from a book I’ll never write

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

Okay here me out:

Lex Luthor has a meeting with the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, trying to get a business deal. He waits an extra thirty minutes after the scheduled time and when he finally is let into the CEO’s private office, it isn’t Bruce Wayne like he expects, but teen Tim Drake with Kon on his lap like some super villain and his cat. Lex Luthor: Mr Wayne, pleased to—

Tim: *spins chair to reveal himself* Well well well, Mr. Luthor, you’re looking bald as ever.

Lex Luthor:……………

Kon: >:3

Tim: >:)

[saiiibaki]

fast sketch for manwhore au by @anniflamma because it’s hilarious

[your-local-depressed-fangirl]

*gasp*

that’s so true

that’s so true oh oooooooh bet you’re thinking she’s so cooooool—

My cool and indifferent persona is slipping 😭

Why am I good here but irl I’m a bastard

@hasernity help

[the-phantom-peach]

Apple of my Eye 🍎

Happy Valentines Day ♥️

compensation <3

[brainrotworks]

“Well, I can always count on you for a warm welcome…”

is this too much?

[hitmewithsomebooks]

James Potter who lies when Lily asks where his star tattoo came from.

James who says that it was just something dumb he and Sirius did one night when they were drunk.

James who goes to ‘run an errand’ and cries in his car, because it wasn’t some stupid drunken night, because he remembers Regulus drawing it himself for the artist to tattoo onto him. Because Regulus kissed it every time he could, because that tattoo is not just ink in his skin. No. That tattoo bleeds Regulus’s love, and James’s heart bleeds with it.

[pisscentral]

uh oh

UH OH

[majoryeager104]

RIP Tomura Shigaraki you would’ve loved starting every sentence with “chat,”

[messylustt]

the hottest thing a man can do is tilt his head and say ‘yeah?’ —like no need to be a slut, calm down.