#source: the it show

[starlightseraph]

house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

[grandpakronos]

annabeth: and that's the plan!

annabeth: now let's see who was paying attention.

kahoot music starts

[ecultured]

tim curry backstage of rocky horror photographed by joe gaffney x

[idolomantises]

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Damian isn’t great about expressing his emotions.

Damian: If I say how I feel, people will say how they feel, and I don’t care.

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

A conversation between Percy and Grover at Yancy Academy

Grover: I just turned 12

Percy: Recently?

Grover: Last year.

Percy: So you're 13?

Grover: Last year.

Percy: And how old are you, like, right now?

Grover: One more year older

Percy: So....14?

Grover: 24

[everwalldigan]

Dick, picking up his phone that’s been buzzing incessantly for the past 10 mins: UGH. yes Bruce what do you want, to give me more money, convince me to get a more heavily enforced suit again, more patrol together, my soul?

[lilsjames]

Just, just... Just hold me. Please.

[moondustinfj]

*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

[military-newsboys]

Buck: Fine, but if we die, I'm going to get Hen's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute, so I can annoy the hell out of your ghost. Chim: I'll just hire Eddie's ghost to kick your ghost's ass. Eddie: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.

[recny]

I'll be happy. For you, for her

[amazing-spiderlad]

Vaggie: Damn it's kinda cold in here-

Charlie, taking off her jacket: Here-

Angel: Yeah I'm pretty cold too

Husk: Well damn Anthony I can't control the weather...

[hitwiththetmnt]

GUYS I FINALLY GOT TO DRAW THE MM BOYS AFTER SEEING THE TRAILER!!!

[flyingcakeee]

Me: oh wow I wonder how Reddit is handling the news of Ralf Schumacher?

F1 meme subreddit:

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: My head hurts.

Damian: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

[in-kyblogs]

“Rise, let us go! Here comes my betrayer.”

Judas kiss pt.2 // pt.1