#source: icarly

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Viago: I invite you into my home. Viago: I teach you the joys of poisons. Viago: I'm forced to wait an hour for coffee I didn't even want. Viago: And then I come home to find you chewing on my protégé's face! Lucanis: Crow!Rook:

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Obi-Wan: You bought a taco?

Ahsoka: Yeah.

Obi-Wan: From the truck that hit Anakin?

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: Well, me starving isn't going to help him.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Aren’t we going on a mission?

Clint: Y/N's not here yet.

Tony: Romanoff, give me your phone.

Natasha: Uh, okay?

Natasha: [gives Tony her phone]

Clint: What are you doing?

Tony, using Nat's phone: Texting Y/N. Annnndddd send.

Y/N, bursting through the door: Nat! I got your text! Did you mean it?! For real?!

Clint, to Tony: What’d your text say?

Tony: “I love you”.

[gay-dorito-dust]

Rhaenyra, daemon, Jace, Aegon, alicent, Otto, Aemond, Baela, Rhaena, rhaenys, Corlys: Whatcha got there?

Reader: *holding a lemon cake whilst cannibal is behind them* A lemon cake.

Cannibal: *just being cannibal and no liking anyone near reader*

Bonus;

Helaena: *saw this happening but no one listened like usual.*

(I’m just unhealthy obsessed with this idea)

[wildlyincorrect]

Fiyero: Where's Glinda? I've been texting and calling her all day. Elphaba: She's been in the shower. Fiyero: All day??? Elphaba: Pretty much. Glinda takes really long showers when she gets depressed. Fiyero: Well, when do you think she's going to come out? Elphaba: I don't know. She took a chair in there.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Hold up. So you’re Peter's girlfriend? MJ: I am. Peter: She is. Natasha: Interesting. Why?

[liv45no]

Remus: please? for me?

Sirius: don’t do that.

Remus: what?

Sirius: you think whenever you say "please? for me?" that I'll just do anything you want. Well, not this time.

Remus:

Remus: please? for me?

Sirius: okay.

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? I gotta give you credit, Steph. You make it look easy.

Stephanie: Years of practice.

[weiyjling]

Dick: I invite you to my home.

Dick: I teach you the joys of acrobatics.

Dick: I’m forced to wait an hour for bagels I didn’t even want.

Dick: And then I come home to find you chewing on my brother’s face.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Dick: You bought a taco?

Jason: Yes.

Dick: From the same truck that hit Tim??

Jason: *Mouthful of taco* Well, me starvin ain’t gonna help him.

[majinbangus]

non-british!reader trying to impress the guys

You: Anyway, I made you guys some British sandwiches if you're hungry Gaz: What are British sandwiches You: Oh you know, they're just sandwiches that are... The guys, staring blankly:... You: They have um... The guys: ??? You, ashamed and embarrassed: ...Just normal sandwiches

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: I can guarantee you I’ll be Shizun’s second husband.

Ning YingYing: What happened to his first husband?

Luo Binghe: Nothing you can prove.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: You look like my first wife.

Agatha: You’ve been married before?

Rio: No.

[gay-dorito-dust]

Red (hellboy); whatcha got there?

Reader, holding a smoothie: a smoothie

*Nuada, the eleven prince that they managed to calm down, standing behind them protectively and glaring hellboy down*

Red (hellboy) : not what I meant…but I’ll leave before spearhead here skewers me.

Reader: see ya red! Say bye nuada.

Nuada: farewell cretin.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Please? For me?

Natasha: Don't do that.

Y/N: Do what?

Natasha: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Y/N:

Natasha:

Y/N: Please? For me?

Natasha: Fine.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: You ate the pepperonis. Peter: [scoffs] I did not, I swear on Clint's grave.

Natasha: Clint's alive.