#source: icarly

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Obi-Wan: You bought a taco?

Ahsoka: Yeah.

Obi-Wan: From the truck that hit Anakin?

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: Well, me starving isn't going to help him.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Dick: You bought a taco?

Jason: Yes.

Dick: From the same truck that hit Tim??

Jason: *Mouthful of taco* Well, me starvin ain’t gonna help him.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

When Pitch gets depressed:

Jack Frost: Pitch, it's been 4 hours. I think you need to get off the kitchen table.

Pitch Black: Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends?

Jack: Pitch, get up. [Tries to move him] Come on, get off the table.

Pitch: [at the same time] No... I'm comfy right... [Screams and falls to the floor] Ow.

Jack: You weren't supposed to fall on the floor.

Pitch: Well, you know... gravity.

[boneyspades]

I think everyone forgets that in the 5 year anniversary vid that Virgil is the cousin, Remus is the uncle and Janus is the aunt, MEANING Remus and Janus r basically Virgil's parents

Remus, trying to remember what Janus taught him about proper parenting before he left the house: you're grounded, for... til... college

Virgil: for til college?!

Remus: FOR TIL COLLEGE!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Aren’t we going on a mission?

Clint: Y/N's not here yet.

Tony: Romanoff, give me your phone.

Natasha: Uh, okay?

Natasha: [gives Tony her phone]

Clint: What are you doing?

Tony, using Nat's phone: Texting Y/N. Annnndddd send.

Y/N, bursting through the door: Nat! I got your text! Did you mean it?! For real?!

Clint, to Tony: What’d your text say?

Tony: “I love you”.

[gay-dorito-dust]

Rhaenyra, daemon, Jace, Aegon, alicent, Otto, Aemond, Baela, Rhaena, rhaenys, Corlys: Whatcha got there?

Reader: *holding a lemon cake whilst cannibal is behind them* A lemon cake.

Cannibal: *just being cannibal and no liking anyone near reader*

Bonus;

Helaena: *saw this happening but no one listened like usual.*

(I’m just unhealthy obsessed with this idea)

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? I gotta give you credit, Steph. You make it look easy.

Stephanie: Years of practice.

[weiyjling]

Dick: I invite you to my home.

Dick: I teach you the joys of acrobatics.

Dick: I’m forced to wait an hour for bagels I didn’t even want.

Dick: And then I come home to find you chewing on my brother’s face.

[majinbangus]

non-british!reader trying to impress the guys

You: Anyway, I made you guys some British sandwiches if you're hungry Gaz: What are British sandwiches You: Oh you know, they're just sandwiches that are... The guys, staring blankly:... You: They have um... The guys: ??? You, ashamed and embarrassed: ...Just normal sandwiches

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: I can guarantee you I’ll be Shizun’s second husband.

Ning YingYing: What happened to his first husband?

Luo Binghe: Nothing you can prove.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Please? For me?

Natasha: Don't do that.

Y/N: Do what?

Natasha: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Y/N:

Natasha:

Y/N: Please? For me?

Natasha: Fine.

[waterfire1848]

Bruce: Diana and Clark are going to be here any second. I can’t have them thinking I spend my time hanging with a bunch of teenagers doing goofy stuff.

Stephanie: Aside from being Batman, that’s like all you do.

Bruce: Yeah, but I can’t have them thinking that!

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!

Nat: I’m the Black Widow.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Benedict: John and Mondrich are going to be here any second! I can’t have them thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff.

Hyacinth: Aside from going to balls, that’s all you do.

Benedict: Yeah, but I can’t have them thinking that!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: You look like my first wife.

Agatha: You’ve been married before?

Rio: No.

[gay-dorito-dust]

Red (hellboy); whatcha got there?

Reader, holding a smoothie: a smoothie

*Nuada, the eleven prince that they managed to calm down, standing behind them protectively and glaring hellboy down*

Red (hellboy) : not what I meant…but I’ll leave before spearhead here skewers me.

Reader: see ya red! Say bye nuada.

Nuada: farewell cretin.