#source: icarly

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: You just can’t stand the idea of Rio and I as a couple.

Jennifer: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.

[gay-dorito-dust]

Rhaenyra, daemon, Jace, Aegon, alicent, Otto, Aemond, Baela, Rhaena, rhaenys, Corlys: Whatcha got there?

Reader: *holding a lemon cake whilst cannibal is behind them* A lemon cake.

Cannibal: *just being cannibal and no liking anyone near reader*

Bonus;

Helaena: *saw this happening but no one listened like usual.*

(I’m just unhealthy obsessed with this idea)

[laughing-moonlight]

*BroZone after being trapped in their diamonds*

Veneer: Okay, John Dory, your turn. Give me a noun

John Dory: Blood

Veneer: Okay! Now Bruce, you supply an adjective

Bruce: Psychotic

Veneer: Ooh, good one! And, Clay, a verb

Clay: Choke

Veneer: Well, you've already used choke three times, but I'll allow it

Veneer: Aren't Mad Libs so much fun?!

Floyd: No. No they're not

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? I gotta give you credit, Steph. You make it look easy.

Stephanie: Years of practice.

[majinbangus]

non-british!reader trying to impress the guys

You: Anyway, I made you guys some British sandwiches if you're hungry Gaz: What are British sandwiches You: Oh you know, they're just sandwiches that are... The guys, staring blankly:... You: They have um... The guys: ??? You, ashamed and embarrassed: ...Just normal sandwiches

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: I can guarantee you I’ll be Shizun’s second husband.

Ning YingYing: What happened to his first husband?

Luo Binghe: Nothing you can prove.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Please? For me?

Natasha: Don't do that.

Y/N: Do what?

Natasha: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Y/N:

Natasha:

Y/N: Please? For me?

Natasha: Fine.

[weiyjling]

Dick: I invite you to my home.

Dick: I teach you the joys of acrobatics.

Dick: I’m forced to wait an hour for bagels I didn’t even want.

Dick: And then I come home to find you chewing on my brother’s face.

[waterfire1848]

Bruce: Diana and Clark are going to be here any second. I can’t have them thinking I spend my time hanging with a bunch of teenagers doing goofy stuff.

Stephanie: Aside from being Batman, that’s like all you do.

Bruce: Yeah, but I can’t have them thinking that!

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!

Nat: I’m the Black Widow.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Benedict: John and Mondrich are going to be here any second! I can’t have them thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff.

Hyacinth: Aside from going to balls, that’s all you do.

Benedict: Yeah, but I can’t have them thinking that!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: Aren’t we going on a mission?

Clint: Y/N's not here yet.

Tony: Romanoff, give me your phone.

Natasha: Uh, okay?

Natasha: [gives Tony her phone]

Clint: What are you doing?

Tony, using Nat's phone: Texting Y/N. Annnndddd send.

Y/N, bursting through the door: Nat! I got your text! Did you mean it?! For real?!

Clint, to Tony: What’d your text say?

Tony: “I love you”.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

[Ted walks into Beanies and straight past Richie and Ruth]

Ruth: Hey Ted!

Richie: Hi.

Ted: Whoa. I almost didn't

recognize you guys not

sitting on my couch.

[bambinafangirls]

hotch: you bought a taco?

prentiss: yeah

hotch: from the truck that hit spencer?

prentiss: well, me starving isn’t gonna help him

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Please? For me?

Dick: Don't do that.

Damian: Do what?

Dick: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Damian:

Dick:

Damian: Please? For me?

Dick: Fine.

[majinbangus]

Yeah, this would be them

Soap coming in with his arm wrapped around you and holding the leash to guard dog!Ghost's collar: Where's the captain?

Gaz, eyeing Ghost's leash: Um, whatcha got there?

Soap, squeezing you closer: My bonnie sweetheart <3