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(Anakin and Ahsoka sitting on a bench)

Obi-Wan: Why do you guys look so sad?

Obi-Wan: What did you do??

Anakin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

Obi-Wan, sitting down cautiously: ..

Ahsoka: The bench is freshly painted.

Obi-Wan:

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[Luke’s First Time Fighting Stormtroopers]

Obi-Wan, nervously: I-I can’t control them. They’re not responding to my Jedi Mind Trick.

Luke: Maybe they’ll respond to heavy scolding?

Luke, pointing and yelling at one: YOU ARE BEING VERY DISRESPECTFUL! ! !

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Ahsoka: I can’t find General Skywalker, can you find him?

Obi-Wan: What, do you think I had him microchipped or something?

Ahsoka: Well, do you?

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: Yeah, hang on.

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Ahsoka, learning to fly a ship: What happens if I press the gas and the breaks at the same time?

Anakin: The ship takes a screenshot.

Obi-Wan, terrified in the backseat: Pull over RIGHT NOW!

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Obi-Wan: Today I realized I am old.

Cody: What do you mean?

Obi-Wan: I fell over while training with Anakin, and instead of laughing, he ran over to see if I was okay.

Cody:

Obi-Wan, tearing up: I saw genuine fear in his eyes.

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99% sure that the A:"I'm a terrible awful no good person" *silence* A:"no you're not A, we still love you A" is from f.r.i.e.n.d.s

Dude, I’ve been losing my mind trying to figure out where it’s from 😭😭 Thank you for this. May the force be with you, my friend 🫡

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Anakin: This mission is boring.

Obi-Wan: This isn’t a mission. I said I was running chores.

Anakin: Then why did you invite me?

Obi-Wan: I literally didn’t. I said you didn’t need to come.

Obi-Wan: And you said, “fuck you, Obi-Wan. I do what I want.”

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Ahsoka, to Anakin: Remember that Halloween when we dressed like Clones and threw eggs at Master Obi-Wan’s ship?

Obi-Wan: It was you?

Anakin: Obi-Wan, please, this is a private conversation.

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Padmé: Ani, you need to apologize to them.

Anakin: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person and that is not the man you fell in love with.

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May the 4th be with you, my friends. (Thought I’d bring back this gem)

Luke: You know, I bet my dad is actually really proud of what I’ve accomplished. I bet he’s looking up and smiling at me now.

Han: Looking up?

Luke: Oh yeah, he’s in hell for sure.

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Anakin, remembering a traumatic event that was suppressed: Oh my god! I just realized something.

Ahsoka: What?

Anakin: I had a bad childhood.

Ahsoka: Oh. Yeah, I know.

Anakin: You know? Did Obi-Wan tell you?

Ahsoka: He didn’t need to. Just look at you.

Anakin: What do you mean?

Ahsoka: Just look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.

Anakin: Oi

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Anakin: I am a very bad person. I am a very, very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Obi-Wan:

Ahsoka:

Rex:

Cody:

Anakin: “No you’re not Anakin, we love you Anakin.”

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Windu: Anyway, it’s a party and I want the whole Jedi Counsel there.

[Anakin walks in]

Anakin: We’re having a party?

Windu: No.

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Anakin: I hear you hate me.

Windu: I never said hate, I was very careful about that.

Anakin: Obi-Wan told me something about you wanting to rip my arm off and throw it at me?

Windu: And you got 'hate' from that?

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Anakin, pointing to space: !!!!!

Obi-Wan: ??

Anakin, pointing to space more violently: !!!!!!!!!!!!

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[After the events of ROTS]

Obi-Wan: I can’t believe Anakin betrayed us...

Ahsoka:

Obi-Wan:

Ahsoka: I can absolutely believe Anakin betrayed us.

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(Right before the big fight in Attack of the Clones)

Obi-Wan: I’m surprised.

Anakin: That I showed up?

Obi-Wan: No, that you’re still alive.