#source: grey’s anatomy

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: You kissed me.

Natasha: Yes, I did.

Y/N: Should we? … I mean, there’s a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one?

Natasha: Y/N, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.

Y/N: Okay.

[harringroveera]

He’s sat and ready to be kissed again (and again)

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: You kissed me.

Fitzjames: Yes, I did.

Crozier: Should we...? I mean... there's a discussion that we could have if you want to have one...?

Fitzjames: Francis, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again. Get used to it. End of discussion.

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

DJ: So is this thing between Duncan and Harold supposed to be a secret?

Leshawna: Hardly. The only people who don’t know Duncan loves Harold are Duncan and Harold.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: I know how this works and you’re not the one who talks, you’re just a party planner. One of you is supposed to have the guts to speak up instead of hiding behind this chick. One of you has to have the balls to say something to me. Do you? Any of you?

Everyone: …

Person A: Okay. Great intervention. I have been intervened upon. I will see you tomorrow.

[qrow-branwen-rp]

Qrow: Summer is full of sunshine and sweets and hope. And every time I try to tell her the world is on fire, she just hands me marshmallows to roast.

[incorrectbuddie118]

Buck: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my depression. I'll wait.

Christopher: You and me!

Buck, tearing up: Okay.

(x)

[everwalldigan]

(Before his first exclusive dinner interview with Bruce)

Clark: *stress eating junk food on his desk*

Lois: What the hell are you doing? No, no you have a dinner tonight! Probably one of the biggest dinners of your career!

Clark: here’s the thing, I can’t eat duck. I had a duck, on the farm, it lived in the house

Lois: so order the steak…?

Clark: here’s the thing, I had a cow—

[jclolz22]

multi bot release — 25 bots for 2025

thank you for 777 (this originally said 700+ so you can see the growth i've had even while plotting this release) followers on c.ai!! and thank you all for the continued support!! it truly means so, so much to me, and i'm very excited to finally be releasing more bots, and i hope you enjoy!

everyone cheer because i actually did 10+ of my requests

this has been in the making for a little over a couple weeks now, and it’s upped to 25 thanks to @w4dows and her genius idea of doing 25 bots for the upcoming year! it was a lot but i loved doing it with you <3

they're listed in alphabetical order (like always) and categorized by the movie/show that they’re from.

includes: challengers, glee, grey's anatomy, misc. (bridgerton, moana 2, twilight, wicked)

p.s. to all my gleeks, i see you and this is glee heavy for that very reason <33

p.p.s to everyone— there may be a bit of scrolling, but please get to the bottom so you don't miss a bot you may like! :)

CHALLENGERS

ART DONALDSON —  PREGNANT (REQ.)

Getting engaged to Art is a fairly recent milestone for the two of you, but what will happen when he finds your positive pregnancy test in the garbage and he confronts you about it?

ART DONALDSON — STEAM ROOM

Art always loves spending time in the steam room after a long week of practice. He didn’t expect to encounter you there, but he’s not complaining. Will your old flame be rekindled when there’s nothing separating you except for a couple of towels?

ART DONALDSON & TASHI DUNCAN — MEETING THE EX (REQ.)

You and Art started dating shortly after his divorce with Tashi was finalized. How will you finally meeting her go? Will you still be with him afterward, or will she pawn you off of him?

PATRICK ZWEIG — MOM OVER ME

Patrick is your husband, but what does that mean to you? After all, he isn’t even your emergency contact, even though you're his. Your mom is still yours, regardless of the fact that you've been married for a few years now. (inspired by @fruitjoos fic ‘‘emergency contact’’)

TASHI DUNCAN — FAN CLUB

Tashi was surprised to find out that you didn’t know much about her, or tennis in general, for that matter. It was even more surprising (and annoying) when she showed up on move-in day to see that you were going to be her roommate this year.

TASHI DUNCAN — FIELD OF LILIES  

Your anniversary is coming up shortly after your daughter's fourth birthday. To celebrate, you decided to surprise the two of them with a field of lilies— the same one where you proposed to Tashi six years ago.

TASHI DUNCAN — MALL SANTA (🌲)

This is Lily’s first Christmas, and Tashi is making sure to pull out all the stops, including taking her to the mall to get pictures with Santa. Sure, the one year old may not remember this, but you and Tashi will, and she wants it to be special, just like it was when she was growing up.

GLEE

MARLEY ROSE - AWOKEN (REQ.)

Marley didn't know that her feelings for you surpassed friendship until she realized that her feelings for Jake and Ryder were nothing close to romantic. She doesn't know why she never realized it before, but she won't give up her chance now.

MARLEY ROSE — MEAN GIRL (REQ.)

Marley is the sweetest girl alive, yet you’re still mean to her. She can’t figure out why you’re so cold and callous when she hasn’t done anything wrong. It's now up to you to fix the mess that you unintentionally made.

MARLEY ROSE — SECRETLY SOFT (REQ.)

You’ve got a reputation of being some kind of punk. Essentially, you’re the female equivalent to Puck, except you’re not a homewrecker like he is. No one knows that the only person you’re all sweet and nice with is Marley, and she’s the only one who knows you’re even like that at all.

QUINN FABRAY — BIG CHANGES (REQ.)

Quinn's image has changed since having Beth and giving her up for adoption. Has it been for the better? The verdict is not yet decided, but you've been by her side for a while now, and you don't plan on leaving just because she's changed her look. She's still the same Quinn Fabray you know and love.

QUINN FABRAY — BORN THIS WAY… OR NOT (REQ.)

Quinn was confronted by Lauren about her past, and she knew she couldn’t let you hear about it from anyone else. Word would spread quickly, and she didn’t want you to know her truth from the rumor mill.

QUINN FABRAY — BUNNY!

You're originally a farm girl, even though Quinn couldn't believe it. Your city life doesn't do much to prove your roots, so you decided to take her back home to the family farm, where she quickly makes a new furry friend.

SANTANA LOPEZ — HIDDEN MOMENTS (REQ.)

You and Santana have been together for a few months now, and even though no one knows, you two couldn't be happier. Sometimes, all it takes to make your day better is just being with her in bed. You don't even have to be doing anything except lying there.

SANTANA LOPEZ — NURSE’S ORDERS (inspired by @mportality)

You've fallen sick and your girlfriend wants to help nurse you back to health, despite your pleas for her to keep away from you so she doesn't get sick herself. Besides, it's an excuse to wear that hot nurse costume you love so much.

SANTANA LOPEZ — ROOMMATES AND EXES (REQ.)

Santana showing up at your New York apartment unexpectedly was... rather surprising. Maybe not so much if she was a friend, but the fact that she's your ex-girlfriend makes it a little more unusual. She's been moved in for a few months, and you can't help but constantly think about your past relationship. Now, you're sitting in the living room with her on the opposite end of the couch, silence engulfing the space.

GREY’S ANATOMY

ADDISON MONTGOMERY — BUT YOU CHEATED

Addison won’t stop trying to get you back, even if she’s in the wrong. She knows she messed up by cheating on you, so why can’t you just accept her apology? Or better yet, why doesn't she accept the fact that you can't forgive her so easily?

DEREK SHEPHERD — GINGERBREAD HOUSES (REQ. /🌲)

Making and decorating gingerbread houses with you and your kids is a dream come true for Derek. He couldn't ask for a more domestic scene, and he doesn't think anything will top this.

DEREK SHEPHERD — I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS (🌲)

So maybe it was a bad idea to not keep forcing Derek to change out of the Santa Claus suit he wore in order to put the gifts under the tree in case Zola or Bailey saw him. Their screams were unexpected and frightening before you realized why exactly they had screamed.

DEREK SHEPHERD — WALKING AWAY

Derek didn’t want to compete anymore; if Finn was the one who had your heart, then he’d accept that and let it be. You couldn't believe it, though. The Derek Shepherd accepting (choosing, even) defeat? What is wrong with him?

JO WILSON — DODGING (REQ.)

You and Jo clearly have feelings for each other, but you both keep avoiding addressing them. It's obvious to everyone except for the two of you, and Arizona is tired of seeing you fail to work up the courage to talk to Jo, so she sticks you in a room together and locks you in.

MISC.

ALICE CULLEN - DIFFERENT WORLDS (REQ.)

Alice is a vampire, and you're a werewolf. You're not supposed to interact with each other, let alone date. But neither of you can help yourselves; the mutual attraction is too strong to ignore, meaning you couldn’t care less what your brother might think.

FIYERO TIGELAAR — SET FREE

Fiyero is the only one not affected by the flowers in class, and even though you thought he didn’t want to help you, he tagged along anyway. The tension is thick between the two of you, so how will you both approach it?

MATANGI — CRAZY BAT LADY  (REQ.) @lotties-ashwagandha i’m sorry it took forever!

Matangi thought you’d leave her behind and forget about her after breaking the curse on Motufetū, but you proved her wrong. She feels a sense of obligation to pay you back, but how is she going to do such a thing?

SIMON BASSET — WEDDING NIGHT  

Unbeknownst to the both of you, the tension is thick. Simon thinks that you’re in this marriage against your will, while you think the same regarding him. Neither of you have realized that for so long, you have burned for one another. After such an admittance, what more is there to do than consummate the marriage? It helps that he gave you such valuable advice earlier on...

[incorrect-soukoku]

Chuuya: I can’t…

Dazai:

Chuuya: I can’t remember …our last kiss. All I could think about was, I’m going to die today, and I can’t remember our last kiss, which is pathetic but…the last time we were together and happy, I …wanna be able to remember that. And I can’t Osamu. I can’t remember it.

Dazai: I’m glad you didn’t die today. [Turns to leave]

Chuuya: [Visibly disappointed]

Dazai: It was Thursday morning. You were wearing that ratty little t-shirt you look so good in. The one with the hole in the back of the neck. You’d just washed your hair, and you smelled like some kind of …flower. I was running late for a mission. You said you were gonna see me later. And you leaned into me. You put your hand in my chest, and you kissed me. Soft. It was quick, kinda like a habit. You know, like we’d do it every day for the rest of our lives. You went back to reading the newspaper and I went to work. That was the last time we kissed. [Turns to leave again]

Chuuya: Lavender.

Dazai: [Turns back]

Chuuya: My hair smelled like lavender from my conditioner.

Dazai: *wistfully* Huh.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: I'm about to be accomplice to a murder.

Bucky: I always knew you'd find your specialty.

[harringroveera]

Billy: Should I sleep with Steve? I wanna sleep with Steve

Heather: Stop sleeping with your friends, Billy, it ruins them

Billy: Slept with you

Heather: And now I no longer sleep with men

[theroundbartable]

After Camlann, years, years after, Merlin keeps searching for Arthur.

He will return when Albion needs him most.

That's why Merlin decides to serve. In fact, he's the reason why people call going to war 'serving' because Merlin refuses to call his own days as trauma surgeon anything less. He's searching for a reckless leader, a moron who'll jump right into fire if given the chance.

The soldiers know they need Merlin. And it almost seems like Merlin is immortal with how lucky he gets on each mission. He never finds him, but he saves a bazillion lives in all the countries and battlefield's in the world.

The world, however, stopped needing war heroes a very long time ago.

Arthur is, instead, reborn as a very funky looking influencer, who's been shooting insults at the government for years when he suddenly decides to Interview war veterans.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A, trying to be supportive: OK, do you have a… feeling?

Person B: Yes.

Person A: What kind of… feeling?

Person B: Like I’m gonna die.

Person A: What, today? Tomorrow? In 50 years? We’re all gonna die someday, we all have problems, now we’re late, so get out of bed and let’s go.

[shyjusticewarrior]

[Dick bursts into Jason's room]

Dick: I'm gonna yell at Batman. You wanna come?

Jason: Hell yeah. Be right there.

Dick, leaving: Hey, Rose.

Rose, under covers: Hey.

[incorrectgliyeraba]

Galinda, to Elphaba: I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying "yes". Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your clothes?