#source: grey’s anatomy

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: You kissed me.

Natasha: Yes, I did.

Y/N: Should we? … I mean, there’s a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one?

Natasha: Y/N, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.

Y/N: Okay.

[harringroveera]

He’s sat and ready to be kissed again (and again)

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: You kissed me.

Fitzjames: Yes, I did.

Crozier: Should we...? I mean... there's a discussion that we could have if you want to have one...?

Fitzjames: Francis, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan to do it again and again. Get used to it. End of discussion.

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

DJ: So is this thing between Duncan and Harold supposed to be a secret?

Leshawna: Hardly. The only people who don’t know Duncan loves Harold are Duncan and Harold.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: I know how this works and you’re not the one who talks, you’re just a party planner. One of you is supposed to have the guts to speak up instead of hiding behind this chick. One of you has to have the balls to say something to me. Do you? Any of you?

Everyone: …

Person A: Okay. Great intervention. I have been intervened upon. I will see you tomorrow.

[qrow-branwen-rp]

Qrow: Summer is full of sunshine and sweets and hope. And every time I try to tell her the world is on fire, she just hands me marshmallows to roast.

[everwalldigan]

(Before his first exclusive dinner interview with Bruce)

Clark: *stress eating junk food on his desk*

Lois: What the hell are you doing? No, no you have a dinner tonight! Probably one of the biggest dinners of your career!

Clark: here’s the thing, I can’t eat duck. I had a duck, on the farm, it lived in the house

Lois: so order the steak…?

Clark: here’s the thing, I had a cow—

[theroundbartable]

After Camlann, years, years after, Merlin keeps searching for Arthur.

He will return when Albion needs him most.

That's why Merlin decides to serve. In fact, he's the reason why people call going to war 'serving' because Merlin refuses to call his own days as trauma surgeon anything less. He's searching for a reckless leader, a moron who'll jump right into fire if given the chance.

The soldiers know they need Merlin. And it almost seems like Merlin is immortal with how lucky he gets on each mission. He never finds him, but he saves a bazillion lives in all the countries and battlefield's in the world.

The world, however, stopped needing war heroes a very long time ago.

Arthur is, instead, reborn as a very funky looking influencer, who's been shooting insults at the government for years when he suddenly decides to Interview war veterans.

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: I'm about to be accomplice to a murder.

Bucky: I always knew you'd find your specialty.

[harringroveera]

Billy: Should I sleep with Steve? I wanna sleep with Steve

Heather: Stop sleeping with your friends, Billy, it ruins them

Billy: Slept with you

Heather: And now I no longer sleep with men

[sea-owl]

Lady Whistledown about Benedict if she didn't like the Bridgertons so much:

Dearest gentle readers,

One finds that one Mr. Benedict Bridgerton is a whore. Has always been a whore. Will probably always be a whore. But dear readers we all know that's not a secret.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Sorcerer is full of sunshine and sweets and hope, and every time I try to tell them the world is on fire, they just hand me a marshmallow to roast.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A, trying to be supportive: OK, do you have a… feeling?

Person B: Yes.

Person A: What kind of… feeling?

Person B: Like I’m gonna die.

Person A: What, today? Tomorrow? In 50 years? We’re all gonna die someday, we all have problems, now we’re late, so get out of bed and let’s go.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Viserys: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting now.

Jon: I think you're a hypocrite, selfish, inactive, controlling, always taking my father for granted--

Viserys: But--

Jon: I still have 22 more seconds and I'M NOT DONE.

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha, trying to be supportive: Okay, do you have a… feeling? Peter: Yes. Natasha: What kind of… feeling? Peter: Like I’m gonna die. Natasha: What, today? Tomorrow? In 50 years? We’re all gonna die someday, we all have problems, now we’re late, so get out of bed and let’s go.