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So this is what happened at Camlann

Witch *turns Arthur into a frog*: NOW SUFFER HAHAHA...

Arthur, calmly sitting on a leaf.

Witch: Huh? Aren’t you even a little upset?

Arthur: No, actually, for the first time, I think I’m happy.

Witch: wait no…You should hate it, you know, this was to make your life hell...

Arthur: My father was Uther Pendragon.

Witch: I know, but…

Arthur: I was locked in a tower with a teacher who beat me whenever I made a mistake… I was only 2 years old.

Witch: But…

Arthur: I was sent to the battlefield as soon as I turned 10, and sorcerers have been trying to kill me since before that…

Witch: 😰

Arthur: I’m happy being a frog.

Witch: Bu-but…

Arthur: Shut up, im a frog now 🐸

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Behold, @sassyninjawarrior 's ® birthday present of the year.

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It's the middle of winter.

Merlin, who had abandoned his jacket a while ago because Christmas work is extra hard and he felt warm and therefore left it in Gaius room, now had a bit of a break. As he realises how cold it is, he opens Arthur's cabinett and takes out a jacket for himself, completely ignoring that it's one of Arthur's most prized possessions.

As he sits at the fire, he falls asleep.

Arthur finds Merlin there later. He wants to shout at him for lazing around...

Instead, Arthur ends up watching Merlin sleep for a while, his heart warm and at peace. Maybe Merlin deserved this break...

Arthur had certainly needed it.

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They all think Merlin can't pull it out.

They are wrong.

Which is a fact they learn the next time an immortal army attacks them at random and Merlin stands nearest to excalibur, pulls it, and throws it to Arthur.

Everyone freezers once the enemy has been slayed.

Arthur leaving Excalibur stuck in random things

like he fiddles with it during one of Leon's grain reports and just leaves it stuck in the table or the ground near the table and nobody can move it so none can clean the table and Merlin just cant be bothered

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Ooooh?!?! I started with the actual first book of the lawhead pendragon series (Taliesin) ... But it's a hard read. Will be nice to see it filmed ^^

New arthurian tv show!!

It seems to be at least the first book of Stephen Lawhead's series

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I know what you mean... XD

Inspired by this post and shoutout to @treezenith who was of the same mind 😈

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not enough people talk about how personal it is that Merlin and arthur are nearly the same height. thus far I have pretty much only been intimate with people who are within centimeters of my height and god it’s something. we can make eye contact accidentally all the time. across the room, right next to each other, doesn’t matter, we always lock eyes. when we get close it’s anyone’s game. we could kiss. we could back away. we could press each other against a wall. we can feel each others words before we ever touch. every time Merlin is adjusting Arthur’s armor, shoving him around, fixing his clothes, he is right there in his space, eye level, and it’s anyone’s game. It just gets me every damn time like this is soooo personal to me

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Look at these!!!!!!

I was also trying to figure out how to draw Arthur.

Merlin's back on trend

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Haha XD i feel u

Catfish au

Gwen gets a random text on her tinder Account by one Arthur Pendragon.

Gwen: it can't be real. THE Arthur Pendragon would never text me!!!

Merlin: I disagree. You're georgous. But you're probably right, it's a catfish

Merlin: you know what would be funny?

Gwen: oh no

Merlin: let me text with him. I'll pretend I'm you. Give him a taste of his own medicine.

That's how it begins...

...

Only that Arthur wasn't a catfish

Bonus: reveal

Merlin: this is so embarrassing, but erm... I catfished you *starts to ramble about the original situation*

Arthur: *not listening and supposed to be angry.* you're hot???!?

Merlin: what?

Arthur: *internal crisis* what?!

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With that premise???? Certainly XD

It's the first contact isn't it? It took me forever to find Arthur's first attempt to flirt. These are hard

Catfish au

Gwen gets a random text on her tinder Account by one Arthur Pendragon.

Gwen: it can't be real. THE Arthur Pendragon would never text me!!!

Merlin: I disagree. You're georgous. But you're probably right, it's a catfish

Merlin: you know what would be funny?

Gwen: oh no

Merlin: let me text with him. I'll pretend I'm you. Give him a taste of his own medicine.

That's how it begins...

...

Only that Arthur wasn't a catfish

Bonus: reveal

Merlin: this is so embarrassing, but erm... I catfished you *starts to ramble about the original situation*

Arthur: *not listening and supposed to be angry.* you're hot???!?

Merlin: what?

Arthur: *internal crisis* what?!

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Dragoon: put away that sword, before someone gets hurt

Arthur: *raising sword* and who would that be?

Dragoon: well, me obviously

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Sir Leon has gone through all three variations

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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Stupid fucking moron holds the sword at the sharp end. How hasn't he cut off his fingers yet? The sharp edge is in his fingers!!! He moves his fingers into the sharp edge of the blade!!!! Look at that shit (I'm saying this with fondness, btw.)

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Anyways, Concept:

Merlin, because he isn't simply made of magic, but because he's magic itself, perhaps also because he made that sword) can't be harmed by magical swords...

Although normal swords can't kill him, he at least bleeds. So, now imagine:

The knights are fighting against bandits and one of them unarms Arthur. He now holds excalibur and tries to kill Merlin with it, ergo: "see how I'll kill your friend with your own sword!!!!"

*dang* the sword hits Merlin, gets repelled and the bandit is thrown of balance because of it.

Bandit: what the - *tries again, with even more force* it doesn't work

Merlin: erm...

Meanwhile, Arthur is sweating because he believes the reason the sword can't harm Merlin is because Arthur is in love with him. (Gaius once told him that Love is a form of magic)

Arthur: Merlin, I can explain!!!

Merlin: *slowly raising his brow* you can?!?!

— MERLIN 1.09 (Excalibur)

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King Cendred: *angry* I haven't come here for a peace treaty!! *He slamms down a paper* I demand that you return what is rightfully mine!!! Or else, there will be no further negotiations. There will be war!

Arthur: What have I taken that you want so much? I don't remember stealing anything

Cenred: It was your father who cast out the last dragonlord, and it was I who gave him refuge. His son was born through one of my citizens and he has no business serving at your court!

Cendred: He is mine

Arthur: I do not habor a dragonlord! I have no business doing so if it costs me peace. Take him, if you want. That is, if you can find him

Cendred: find him? He's right there!!! *Points at Merlin*

Arthur: what? No, you're kidding

Cendred: do I look like a jester to you?

Arthur: he's... He's Merlin. What do you even need - he has no magic, he -

Cendred: Merlin, son of Hunith and Balinor, last Dragonlord and King of the druids, magic incarnate himself. Follow me into my kingdom, where you will become my right hand.

Merlin: ...

Merlin: nah

Cendred: what do you mean 'nah'

Merlin: you want me because I can fight entire nations on my own.

Merlin: You're here because you're scared I could turn against you

Merlin: if you don't leave right now, I will

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Toxic old men yaoi my beloved🩸🪓⚰️

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made some more I can't breathe i need them back rn