#source : the amazing world of gumball

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian, under the table, whispering: Grayson!

Dick: *looks under the table*

Dick: Damian? I thought you ran away forever.

Damian: I got hungry.

[shortnsweetsposts]

Damian: I can feel it here *placed a hand over his chest*

Dick: In your stomach?

Bat!reader: In his heart, Richard. Not everyone's stomach fills their whole chest.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky, in the hospital, reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Steve.”

Scott: “Miss you. Love, Scott.”

Bucky: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Sam.”

[flare-the-drawer]

Rushed this because it was too perfect (i know it looks awful but guess what that's a shitpost) @smallpwbbles hoping you see this, tumblr doesn't want reblogs to have videos

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Leona: You're lucky you're so cute. Otherwise I'd have sold you to the freak show by now. Cheka: What's a freak show? Leona: It's like Savanaclaw, but people pay to see it.

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: And *why* should I continue letting you leave the lair?

Michaelangelo: Because we always come back unharmed!

*Splinter raises an eyebrow*

Michaelangelo: Okay, NORMALLY unharmed

Leonardo: No we don't...

Michaelangelo: Okay, onetime we came back unharmed

Raphael: Then you tripped on the way back home

[incorrecttwsted]

[cyber-streak-2]

Starscream, worried sick: Hey, do you mind if I put a poster in your window? It's for my seekers, they're missing...

Bumblebee: Oh gosh! Go ahead.

Starscream: *walks up to the window and hammers a nail with the poster into it, thus breaking the window* Thank you.

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Isn’t a bit dangerous?

Stephanie: Duke, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Duke:

Stephanie: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Duke:

Stephanie: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

[shortnsweetsposts]

Damian: Stop with the bad vibes, please. You're turning my milk sour *Pointing at the souring milk in his cereal bowl*

Wonderboy!reader: *Groaned* You don't understand my pain. So don't judge my life, okey?

Jon: HAHAHA! *Threw Wonder!reader near the couch* Let's just watch some TV!

Wonderboy!reader: *Fell face first on the floor* Ughhhh, the remote is to far from the couch...

Jon: NO PROBLEM!!! I'll get it 😄

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2616

(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Nori: Uzi? Uzi?! Oh my robo-God, Khan, get the hunting net! She got out again!

Little Uzi: I’m here.

Nori: Phew. Oh, you’re lucky you’re so cute! Otherwise I’d have sold you to the freak show by now.

Little Uzi: What’s a freak show?

Nori: It’s like our family except people pay to see it.

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Deuce: Isn’t a bit dangerous?

Ace: Dude, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Deuce, Yuu:

Ace: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Deuce, Yuu:

Ace: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy, under the table, whispering: George!

George: *Looks under the table*

George: Lucy? I thought you ran away forever.

Lucy: I got hungry.