#source : the amazing world of gumball

[shortnsweetsposts]

Damian: I can feel it here *placed a hand over his chest*

Dick: In your stomach?

Bat!reader: In his heart, Richard. Not everyone's stomach fills their whole chest.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky, in the hospital, reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Steve.”

Scott: “Miss you. Love, Scott.”

Bucky: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Sam.”

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Isn’t a bit dangerous?

Stephanie: Duke, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Duke:

Stephanie: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Duke:

Stephanie: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Leona: You're lucky you're so cute. Otherwise I'd have sold you to the freak show by now. Cheka: What's a freak show? Leona: It's like Savanaclaw, but people pay to see it.

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[incorrecttwsted]

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2616

(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)

[cyber-streak-2]

Starscream, worried sick: Hey, do you mind if I put a poster in your window? It's for my seekers, they're missing...

Bumblebee: Oh gosh! Go ahead.

Starscream: *walks up to the window and hammers a nail with the poster into it, thus breaking the window* Thank you.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *dressing in a police uniform* According to Poppy’s new regime you’re under arrest for treason. Please don’t force us to use our balloon batons.

Sally: Wait, that’s not real?

Wally: No, that would be unsafe.

[shortnsweetsposts]

Damian: Stop with the bad vibes, please. You're turning my milk sour *Pointing at the souring milk in his cereal bowl*

Wonderboy!reader: *Groaned* You don't understand my pain. So don't judge my life, okey?

Jon: HAHAHA! *Threw Wonder!reader near the couch* Let's just watch some TV!

Wonderboy!reader: *Fell face first on the floor* Ughhhh, the remote is to far from the couch...

Jon: NO PROBLEM!!! I'll get it 😄

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: How about a joke? Knock knock!

Casey: Mom?

Mikey: What? No.

Casey: *sobs*

[sporadically-writing]

Kaz: Anyway, I've got a better idea. Y/N: Is it stupid, desperate, and very unlikely to get us out of this mess? Kaz: Yes. Y/N: Is it humilating? Kaz: If we get it wrong. Y/N: Are we likely to get it wrong? Kaz: Possibly. Y/N: In the time it has taken me to ask you these questions, could you have just told me what it is? Kaz: Definitely. Y/N: Should we get on with it then? Kaz: Yeah, we better.

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

Jily one night while patrolling as the Heads of the School

Lily: What would you do if you were me?

James, smiling lightly: If I had done everything you’ve done? Sleep ‘til I’m forty

Lily, laughing: I mean, what should I do with my life?

James: Hm, maybe start living it

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Deuce: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Ace: Dude, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Deuce, Yuu: Ace: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Deuce, Yuu: Deuce: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Karlach was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Karlach: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it!

Shadowheart: Karlach, you ate a chair.