#source : the amazing world of gumball

[shortnsweetsposts]

Damian: I can feel it here *placed a hand over his chest*

Dick: In your stomach?

Bat!reader: In his heart, Richard. Not everyone's stomach fills their whole chest.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky, in the hospital, reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Steve.”

Scott: “Miss you. Love, Scott.”

Bucky: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Sam.”

[incorrectbatfam]

Duke: Isn’t a bit dangerous?

Stephanie: Duke, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Duke:

Stephanie: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Duke:

Stephanie: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Leona: You're lucky you're so cute. Otherwise I'd have sold you to the freak show by now. Cheka: What's a freak show? Leona: It's like Savanaclaw, but people pay to see it.

[spiltinksky]

Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”

Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”

Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: And *why* should I continue letting you leave the lair?

Michaelangelo: Because we always come back unharmed!

*Splinter raises an eyebrow*

Michaelangelo: Okay, NORMALLY unharmed

Leonardo: No we don't...

Michaelangelo: Okay, onetime we came back unharmed

Raphael: Then you tripped on the way back home

[incorrecttwsted]

[cyber-streak-2]

Starscream, worried sick: Hey, do you mind if I put a poster in your window? It's for my seekers, they're missing...

Bumblebee: Oh gosh! Go ahead.

Starscream: *walks up to the window and hammers a nail with the poster into it, thus breaking the window* Thank you.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2616

(Dialogue from The Amazing World of Gumball.)

[shortnsweetsposts]

Damian: Stop with the bad vibes, please. You're turning my milk sour *Pointing at the souring milk in his cereal bowl*

Wonderboy!reader: *Groaned* You don't understand my pain. So don't judge my life, okey?

Jon: HAHAHA! *Threw Wonder!reader near the couch* Let's just watch some TV!

Wonderboy!reader: *Fell face first on the floor* Ughhhh, the remote is to far from the couch...

Jon: NO PROBLEM!!! I'll get it 😄

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jon: Did I go too far?

Rhaegar: No, you went too far seven hours ago. Now you're going to the king.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Pyro's backstory:

Pyro: *pleasantly* So, how is the dinner, honey? I spent hours on it.

Lord McFuzzlebutt: *chews it slowly, before spitting it out and pushing the plate away* Disgusting. It's too cold.

Pyro: *their eye twitches before they calmly stand* Let me warm it up for you...

*jumpcut to the mansion being on fire, police sirens blaring*

Pyro: *is pinned with hands behind their back* IS THAT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS IT?! IS IT HOT ENOUGH?!! IS IT HOT ENOU-

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

If the town of Home turns out to be a cult that kidnaps Welcome Home’s viewers:

Wally: *politely to the bound and gagged viewers* Good afternoon, neighbour. My name is Wally Darling. This is Barnaby, Howdy and Home and we will be your captors for the day. The exits are irrelevent because you're going nowhere.

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Deuce: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Ace: Dude, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Deuce, Yuu: Ace: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Deuce, Yuu: Deuce: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

[sporadically-writing]

Kaz: Anyway, I've got a better idea. Y/N: Is it stupid, desperate, and very unlikely to get us out of this mess? Kaz: Yes. Y/N: Is it humilating? Kaz: If we get it wrong. Y/N: Are we likely to get it wrong? Kaz: Possibly. Y/N: In the time it has taken me to ask you these questions, could you have just told me what it is? Kaz: Definitely. Y/N: Should we get on with it then? Kaz: Yeah, we better.