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#honestly kind of feel like my boyfriend is the only friend i havent been more and more disconnected from for months#not in a âwaaah my boyfriend is toxic and isolates me from my friendsâ way#but in a way where i try to do something or express myself in any kind of way everyone else likes me a little bit less#in a way where i try to establish a boundary and tell someone why something is such an issue im told it's actually me who's the problem#and all i have to do is change my mindset and when i say no im like actually mentally ill for real and not just quirky on the internet#im being manipulative and not like desperate to be heard and revealing things about myself id rather not reveal#plus theyre always talking shit and making backhanded comments about other people the supposedly love#so theyre definitely saying stuff about me too
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Enstars sure is an experience. Did I miss anything?
#are you guys all okay? i definitely am not okay#this is not the type of media that i usually go for yet it is EXACTLY the type of media that i would like#so many gaps so many stories WAY TOO MUCH READING I DONT HAVE THE TIME#i know i missed a lot because ive only watched the anime and read the main music story up to ch 4 of the second part#and i have read some events stories that were free#and maybe one or two outside from translations#but like thats it#this is like reading orv and getting hit with its deep metas on human life and the importance of stories#but instead im being clobbered by the most deranged storylines known to man (and again. i read ORV and am a bsd fan)#this isnt fantasy but there is nothing realistic about enstars and i unfortunately am attached#every day i spiral into east asian media that gives me an aneurysm#bsd -> orv -> link click -> enstars....i wanna say they keep getting more unhinged but theyre all unhinged in different ways#anyway please help me....#enstars#ensemble stars#fandom spamdom#stuff i say#i will admit i am mostly into the game for the stories#a consistent gamer i am not#but to unlock the stories ill push back the animes i have to catch up on etc etc#again. please help me....#edit: updated to remove queerbaiting because apparently i dont know whats going on
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i would like to say my ideal PJO adaptation (if i was being physically forced against my will to have to pick a live action adaptation over an animated one for some reason) would be a combo like writing of the musical + casting of the show + visuals of the movies
BUT the show actually does have the playwright for the musical as one of the major writers for like three episodes and that did nothing for it. so...
#pjo#riordanverse#pjo tv crit#i do love the casting for the musical lots and lots though#it was really good#i do also have some nitpicks for show casting but they're largely inconsequential#like majority i very much enjoy and think are cast well#i only have one i'd say im actually disappointed with and that's Poseidon. idk he just feels. bland??? does that make sense?#like idk maybe it's the costuming but im not getting Sea God *or* Fishing Dad from him#like i think i kinda see what they were going for and i saw some gifs of him in another show where he plays a pirate and its like#okay. *little* bit better. but idk im just not getting Poseidon from it#in general most of the immortals in the show dont feel very Immortal(tm) but thats definitely mostly just the writing/show itself#not any reflection of the casting#my only other two are i would have liked plus sized Clarisse. i am VERY sad we didnt get that#Dior is a VERY good Clarisse though so i'm not too upset about it. i like her Clarisse energy. the yelling is fantastic.#my most controversial pjo tv take is im still meh on Walker. like he's fine. but like he's kind of Just Fine to me so far#its probably mostly the writing being bad but he hasnt grown on me as Percy yet. i can tell he has the energy though in interviews n stuff#and the main trio dynamic in interviews and stuff is *very* good. i just wish the show writing was better#because the casting IS very good but they have so little to work with. you can really tell theyre trying their best#i like to joke the show would be better if they just set the cast loose in the woods doing in-character improv#like its clear basically all of them know their characters SUPER well. id watch 8 episodes of in the woods pjo cosplay improv.
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ive never talked about their dynamic but this is one of the many thoughts i have about them
#ive been having power outages all day help me#my stuff#lisa rpg#bo wyatt#lisa garth#lisa the painful#i imagine hes saying do you liiiiike it :) with a deep yet nerdy voice#ok deranged thoughts time#yes i in fact like them becuz theyre both artists#but heres the thing#theyre both STRUGGLING artists who have a very deep bond with their art which reflects who they are as people#they both also suck at it lol#yet they continue cuz their art is their life pretty much#and i like to think that having another artist buddy would feel nice for them#especially in garths case it's like dude lives pretty much under a rock feels ignored by everyone cares too much about others reactions etc#either it becomes some sorta onesided artist rivalry or he becomes obssesed with the fact that there is another guy in the team#who knows what it's like#he would be all like YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND!!! and bo is just like lol#becuz while he struggles too he doesnt make a big deal out of it doesnt care about being underappreciated#like garth who is A BIG ATTENTION SEEKER#so imagining them hanging out and having this weird artist bond is cool to me#id also include jack cuz they all make an artist team but yknow SIGHHHHH#also i have different thoughts on what does art mean for jack since hes younger#these are definitely not all of my thoughts i am insane about artist characters#and yeah it could be said gart in this post is trying to get bo's attention#through a mix of what bo likes and what garth likes and it's a funny and cute thought to me#lisa ramblings#still love this post#lisa artist team#bogarth
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[ Nikke spoilers for mid September 2024 update mini story / my comments on it. ]
Closeted trans dudes dressing up at the family function like:
It's such a familiar scene, for family to see you dressing up out of obligation and then being like, 'Oh, NOW you're so beautiful, you should do this more often.' And internally, your body is screaming that it feels so wrong, why did you perform your perceived gender for this event! Or like, for me personally too, the whole missing the vibe of the event and dressing up way more than anyone else, and then feeling so out of place. I've joked before about Red Hood having older brother vibes, maybe she has trans vibes for me too now, lol.
Also, strange that Liliweiss is saying 'for the future' to Red Hood. Who, y'know, is basically terminally ill (corrupted). Red Hood doesn't 'have' a future, she just has the present and past. At this point in this mini-story thing (I'm assuming it takes place around the time of the Red Ash event), is Liliweiss aware of the plans to integrate Red Hood into Rapi, and therefore 'have' a future? Or am I just reading into this way too much? Lol. Just sounded like a really weird and inconsiderate thing to say to her.
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That aside, why the fuck did y'all vote the dress over the other two Red Hood skins?! I'm so disappointed, the other two were way cooler and not out of character:
((I mean, I guess it's technically in-character since it's canon now, and has to do with 'old music' but c'mon, man...))
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First image: Red Hood from Nikke: Goddess of Victory is in a strappy and revealing dress. It's the same colour as her hair. She's embarrassed and standing next to a gramophone, while holding a champagne glass. She is also wearing fingerless half-palm leather gloves. Text: Red Hood: Oh jeez, I can't do this! I just can't!
Next two images: Text: Dialogue:
Commander: You did well in that outfit.
Red Hood: Anything was better than staying at that party, even fighting raptures. I've never been so glad to have a bunch of them show up.
Rapunzel: Your dress is all dirty, though. And the hem is all torn...
Red Hood: Who cares? It's not like I'm going to be wearing this ever again.
Liliweiss: Why not? I thought you'd be keeping it for the future.
Red Hood: No thanks. Not a chance.
Snow White: That's too bad. At least I finally got to see you all dressed up. Can I at least take a picture for posterity?
Red Hood: Absolutely not. I don't want to leave any evidence of this humiliating sight.
Last three images are the Red Hood skins/appearances that we voted on. First image is the feminine dress with the gramophone mentioned before, which won the poll. Second image is Red Hood on a motorcycle with a leather jacket, crop top, mini shorts, and thigh highs. Third image is Red Hood standing next to a wolf, and she is wearing form-fitted high-rise pants, a strappy harness bra-top and collar, and a cropped blazer.
#we couldve had a better mini story than performative femininity#nikke#red hood#red hood nikke#goddess of victory: nikke#nikke goddess of victory#nikke spoilers#CoriPlaysNikke#Cori Plays Nikke#idr which tag i use lol#Cori.exe#Post.exe#Image.exe#long post#i cant remember if i voted bike or wolf lol the vote i cast was on june 27 and its currently sept 21 so it was a while ago...#...and the link i RTed doesn't tell me which one i voted (usually i try to put a screenshot as a reply but i must have forgotten)#i DEFINITELY did not vote the out of character strappy dress lmao wtf#tbh im keeping her default skin on but its nice they gave us a mini story for it at all#also lmao @ rapunzel looking for the commanders mags. neon already found em (neons personal story) and theyre gay mags (bless)#i mean unless im misremembering that im super tired rn and ive been typing this post for a while and have more to say on another post#other post TBA im too tired to make that one rn. actually i have a lot of nikke things i want to post but i keep forgetting lol#just expect more i have a lot i wanna commentate on but its 1am and i still gotta shower tonight#lol lemme stop nitpicking this post#but yeah the story was like. oh man. ive done that before. countless times. it sucks. i got hella secondhand embarrassment...#...bc ive been there before. in feminine clothes and shit. and ppl suddenly like u a lot more...#...and its like. guys. this is basically a costume. its not who i am. no im not gonna wear a fucking dress all the time.#and it sucks bc it aint safe to come out to justify why you dont wanna look like that all the time. (not that ppl should Have to justify it)#let ppl wear stuff thats ooc and treat it normally dont hound them about it like this bc then it becomes a nightmare
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Honestly fascinated learning more of the fanon vs canon going on here. Truly tempted to read Tim's comics just to see the extent of what's been done to him
#i wont however. unlike jason tim doesn't die for like 17 years#lot more to try and work through#dc liveblog#update: just finished 442. funky little guy#theyre trying real hard w the new robin this time around. as much as i love jason#i will easily admit he doesn't have too strong characterization#its fun to analyze the details and small bits and what they could mean. but overall if you asked me to describe robin jason id struggle#a shame! but theyre definitely working hard with tim now#anyway yeah fanon is wild#im not rly gonna read anymore tim comics so very real and genuine question here. where does tim liking jason even come from#literally only talks about jason when talking about how his death affected bruce. otherwise its all dick#fanon im holding you by the shoulders please explain yourself to me im so desperately confused how you got here#BEST i can think of. and im just saying stuff here. is that it partially formed out of a want for anyone to like jason??#bc nocturna and harvey were the closest characters he was to and they disappeared after the retcon#and it is easy to say dick was bruces favorite#jason didn't have the chance to join any teams. so maybe the fanon was born of a desire for someone to mourn and look up to him????????????#extra angst for the tower??#idk man
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mutuals you wanna gatekeep?
No I'm gatekeeping them
#thats so dumb of me to say im sorry#but actually#raye who's luvletters2u#so so nice and puts nice stuff on my dash#shes unreal#ann who's miyasann#so cute and so fun to talk to#also did amazing journaling#naia who's atsumulogy#we've had like one chat and she's inactive rn but she is so charming !!#my lovely lem who's mrs-kurooo#who makes sure to be supportive and is actually one of the few who remembered my birthday#shes an amazing writer too you should definitely check her out for some quality tetsuro content#and min who's mushiemin#one of my firstttt mutuals and has the cutest drawing style ever#PLUS SHE DREW ME SOMETHING ONCE UGH#shes precious i love her#okay thats about it#do not steal my mutuals âïž#no definitely show them love theyre very deserving of it#ê° el.answers ê±#ê° anonymous ê±
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Just saw a video where someone mentioned reading the curious incident of the dog in the night time, and they thought afterwards they may have autism too. When they brought it up to their mum, she was like "you knew??" cause apparently she'd done that thing people seem to do where they keep an autism diagnosis secret from their kids
It made me remember when my grandma gave me that book to read when we were all at her place for Christmas. She said something like "I think you'll really like it", which confused me cause I was more into fantasy stuff than mystery novels. I mean. I did really like it. But it's one of the things that makes me wonder... did my parents do that thing too...?
#i want to ask but i dont know how and im too scared#i tried looking through my medixal records but myhealthrecord only goes back to like 2020#my gp who i have seen my whole life said shes unaware of anything like that happening#when i told my aunt i thought i had it she was like 'doesnt that have something to do with your eye condition' like. it wasnt a surprise#the other day i got really focused on trying to figure out when freight trains come through the train station near our house during dinner#i was doing it for like fivr ten minutes while we were talking about other stuff and then i said yes the freight trains do tend to come at#night because theyre not allowed on the tracks in peak hours. and yes i have been researching that this whole time#and he goes 'its my autism and i get to choose the special interest' or. hyperfixation or something#i asked him why he said that (does he know?) and he said it was just a joke because of the 'thing about autistic people liking trains'#but... does he know...#do they know...#i couldn't eat the food at my aunts wedding and i was expecting him to make some snarky comment#but instead he just helped me.explain my texture issues to our aunts friend. which i did not expect at all#one day. idk why. but my stepmum told me her oldest son had been diagnosed when he was a kid and she didnt tell him. even when he came to#her. upset. asking why he was so different from everyone else. id known her son since primary school long before our parents got together#i had no idea what to say man i dont know why she told me that#like. is it some big open secret that everyone but me knew until last year?#im starting to wonder if some of the help i got in high school wasnt just due to my vision. especially if my mum is to be believed about#them wanting to put me in the special ed class. seems a bit much for someone with vision problems right...? always thought that was odd#but. its my mum. and the story was about her fighting the school on that so. idk if i can believe her.#ignore me#its late and that video just made me think about all this again#idk. maybe things would have been better if id known. much like thr adhd but definitely no one knew about that
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I gotta confess it is so much more fun talking to Sal as if he is a separate person like he wants and not a member of the system. He's super creative like. Its just fun.
#It was hard to understand because they were wrapping up a bunch of stuff kinda fast. and it seemed like they were introducing new#things too? The fight scenes were cool.#person with Delusional Disorder: so hear me out#playing a dangerous game#Were bonding over sailor moon#JK btw like dont worry. The delusions dont really work like that. You could say i guess that thats his personal delusion?#idk its kind alike a severity scale MOST if not all of us have the truman show delusion. to some degree in some form. the specifics very#and then certain alters have additional delusions.#there all pretty bizarre. like I think thats the category you could put pretty much all of them in#which is interesting#some of them are more whatever the one where you think people are after you is called#so technically we would be mixed type? but idk if we would even fall into the type-able like... because the way it interacts with our DID#at first i thought my therapist was totally bullshitting this but the longer im like. living alone away from family the more sense this#diagnosis makes?#esp cause last time i googled it there was like. no fucking info. jut the wiki page about how this disorder gets misdiagnosed in people who#are part of grand conspiracies and how when thats not the case theyre basically just doing it to them selves :/#but i guess theres more research now? or something because now theres like medical articles!! and they make way more sense and actually#align with what we experience so thats super cool#its still kinda like. Huh??? but i guess it runs in families and i can totally think of several family members who i think have this#I also had drug induced psychosis i think. so- interesting how my therapist was able to parse that. i should text him.#omg yeah so apparently Sal (or specifically one of his alters) has seen just the end and ive seen just the beginning!!#i know thats so silly and like. Too Perfect. kind of thing but its fun!!!!! He said it was confusing and he liked it but it took him a#couple watches to know what was going on.#he actually didnt know what season he had seen (other than it definitely wasnt the first one lol) so i read through the ep titles until#he reconized them. he stilll didnt reconize them really but like half way through the last season (I went out of order) he was like#âthis sounds sorta right. there was a lot of space fighting and stuffâ#he had to think about it for a minute because i guess he just hadnt consider that that was the end#he was relieved to hear that theres specials and stuff after#but maybe hes lying 0-0 thats always interesting !!!!#syst
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reminder for the millionth time: never read tumblr recomended posts about politics
#like im really not an expert on politics or any of this stuff but#like one side is the obvious bullshit constant posts by american far right extremists a lot of which are bots#which keep appearing cause i clicked on an american politics tag literally once cause i was curious about trump being shot at#the other side is the literally weirdest takes on socialism and communism and stuff also looking like theyre from some sort of extremists#like again im really not an expert but some of the stuff they say does sound a bit odd#sometimes it feels like theyre just going a bit too far overcompensating for stuff people believe about communist regimes#but sometimes when theyre like actually stalinism was great and didnt kill millions of people its like um#yes the west definitely overeggagerates how bad it was compared to western countries but#you know it isnt just one or the other like do these people understand the concept of nuance#actually its weird causr they often read like they do thet just think so and so famous communist dictator was great anyway#i mean the vast majority of people on tumblr are probably really closer to me some sort of normal left#like more left than labour but not into extremist communist authoritarianism#like its so dumb how people are like oglh its left wing it cant be authoritarian#like literally most of my politics knowledge comes from school ive literally taken one module at uni#of course theres all sorts of people in the world who have all sorts of ideas about politics#some of which are a lot weirder to me than others#its just weird that so many of these posts keep showing up in my recvomended#which is full of rubbish but thats tumblr isnt it the whole website is thats why theys not really any blogs i follow im not actually intere#also all that american politics discourse im particularly relieved to know nothing about and only be seeing the tip of the iceberg
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best day of my life was when vimms lair let other regional versions of games be on the site u have no idea how happy i was. like yes finally i dont have to send people digging through a huge archive.org dump of DS games so they can play professor layton & not suffer thru lukes american dub voice đ
#like me personally i dont care if i have to jump through hoops to download something so that wasnt even an inconvenience for me#if anything i loooove having to work harder to find a download for something it feels more rewarding <- has 2 much free time 2 spend online#but sadly the average person does not enjoy internet sleuthing or file conversion or downloading & installing torrent progeams or whatever#like they just want a ddl. which is absolutely fair like me too for a lotta stuff! but that means theyd go to vimms lair to download it#& just download the NA release đ like i think 99% of people do not care about this but i need you to go look up a comparison#of luke triton's NA english dub vs. his EU english dub. if you played the american ones just think about how he sounds in the movie#but like oh my god. im so grateful i lived in england when i got into layton cause that meant it was way easier to get UK copies of thegames#like i ended up getting a european 3ds while i lived there to play the 3ds games & it was so worth it. i Dont like american dub luke triton#HES NOT EVEN AMERICAN IN THE DUB he just has a fake british accent and it does Not sound good especially when i heard the (superior) dub 1st#like i need to stress the american dub isnt even that bad. its not speedwagon dub bad.#<- my mom compared speedys voice to dick van dyke in mary poppins which is honestly an insult to dick van dyke in mary poppins#like its objectively a terrible accent. but he makes it work. The jojos part 1 dub cast for 99% of the time... does not. đ#ITS NOT EVEN BAD ACTING ITS THE ACCENTS. THEYRE AWFUL. i need you to know jonathan's VA also voices nero dmc and adachi persona4. like#hes obviously a talented voice actor!!!! But why cant you just hire a british person to do this#or like. at least an american who can actually do a good english accent đ#like jojos makes it work... sometimes. i think its better in part 2 because theres like a variety of different accents and they all suck#like somehow that works in its favor. but knowing jonathan is one of the better ones in part 1 is đ#dio is probably my fave of the english cast because well the bar is on the floor. but hes as dramatic as he should be#which definitely helps#i forgotwhat i was talking about. ummmmm. idk#in conclusion if you ask me sub or dub id have to say it depends. ''depends on what'' well what it depends on... depends!#<- only guy who writes conclusions to his fucking tumblr tags like its an essay or something#muffin mumbles
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and you will listen to my halfway unmixed vocal synth covers. you will. my final message (dies in your arms)
all the virvox guys in voicevox humming! yume no tobira piano ver vsqx by leah ocarina and the instrumental is by ćçŽ!
#wip#vocal synth#voicevox humming#i will never stop posting unfinished covers!!!! never!!!!!#hfkjdjgskfdsd in my defense its because i get like 90% done a cover pretty fast#and then that last 10% takes me MONTHS HDJFKSJFS#and i have a feeling im gonna be messing around with these dynamics for. a while LOL#so listen to how it is now~ its not bad for someone who doesnt know what they're doing <3#i think some love live songs might be particularly good for voicevox humming like specifically the more 00s idol-y sounding ones#like some earlyish u's ones and such. because like theyre great and fun songs but theyre also#like less focused on super fancy voicework and more focused on like. charm. probably because they werent sure if it the#franchise was even gonna take off that much at the time and they were working with limited budgets and just kinda#figuring it all out? obvs there was so much talent front the get go. but in different areas#dance comedy acting singing pr etc. some vocalists had a lot of experience and some didnt have as much#so theres like this like. charmingly clumsy edge to some of the songs. less worry about pure vocal talent#and more focus on sounding like ur a cute anime character having the time of ur life LOL#in general thats been a big focus of the sound of the franchise -> sounding like ur having fun and#filled with passion above all else. which is why i think these songs might work for these guys pretty well!#(although u can definitely hear the noise. and how much these guys HATE su zu and tsu HJKSHJDS they're doing their best)#my beloved off-key makeshift boyband LOL you have to be nice to them. they're speaking synths pretending to be singing synths <3#dont ask how the lyrics about youth (seishun) pertain to the 50 year old man. its okay. dont bother him#also no tuning credits cuz. u cant tune in voicevox. so its all just the program LOL i thought about doing pitch correction#in fruity loops or smthng but i am le tired so i didnt <3 its part of the charm i say now. its the charm#i did go in and mess with the vsqx to change the timing and lengths of different syllables five separate times tho LOL#but thats because there are 5 dudes and i did Not want them to sound TOO much like theyre playing back the same midi 5 whole times#even tho thats what they are doing. you know how it is with this stuff HJKSHJKFDS
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homestuck is a partially improvisional serialized narrative so yes some parts of the story emerged over time and writing decisions were made on the fly. and some readings of the comic that i think are really good are probably not what the author intended. but no i do not think that it is 'good on accident' actually.
like do some of you think hussie wrote a good comic by accident
#do you even think this is good at all if you're so eager to denounce and discredit the writer's intent?#i don't love every writing decision & there's stuff in there that i think unequivocally sucks but i very much dislike that attitude#but hey! perhaps not everyone has the same definition of 'good' as i do!#i like the execution of the story and i like exploring what it has to say even if i don't always agree with its conclusions#look at me i'm a jake english stan. i don't follow the works conclusions to the letter. or at least i take issue w how it says those things#but ig all some fandoms care about is how disgestible the characters are. be that because theyre shippable#or because they're hashtag relatable#and even though i too have fun playing with the characters in the fanon sandbox i am sick to death of that taking prescedence over the work
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bestowing my highest honor as an artist to ffxv (drawing the characters in fun outfits)
thoughts under the cut
RREAAAGHHHH SO EXCITED TO BE DONE WITH THIS!!!!! it took me forevarrrr but i soldiered through as an act of love. now excuse me. yap time
OKAY SO the concept behind this was originally specific fashion subcultures for everyone!l ike noct emo ignis dark academia etc. but then decided i didnt want to pigeonhole it all and just freestyled outfits i thought would look nice on everyone
noct - i do think noct would still be emo-ish but also opt for comfy baggy stuff a lot. something you could just fall asleep in on the spot. note the details of bass pro shop shirt (of course) XV necklace, little moon + stars accents, carbuncle + fish keychains. i also wanted his metal band logo shirt to spell LUCIS but i forgor some letters but its not very readable anyways
ignis - ignit ooohghh ignos ignaurs. sorry i made him serve so much cunt it will happen again. i drew him first cause that kind of inspired this whole thing i love him so bad if i didnt draw it id explode. not much detail to note except his collar pins are like his double blade thingies
luna - lunaaa the concept was âclean girl aestheticâ idk if that happened but im actually really happy with how it came out! might be my favorite of the bunch just because she looks so pretty and happy. your honor she should have been able to just be a normal girl and just. chill
prompto - prompotoooo i had trouble picking his vibe!!! my first thought was techwear?? because weeheeeehee he loves tech and well... you know... but then i realized i didnt really like the look of anything i saw + it was so bulky and dark and serious for him! ending up going with some more youthful and baggy. i was considering something more loud and colorful but ended up not going with it. i feel like in canon he'd be too nervous to have such a flashy fit and would want to just look "cool" to fit in with the boys lol. itty bitty details here - chocobo keychain, pompompurin and bi miku buttons, and his lanyard is kings knight themed! i also thought it was funny to write LUCIS on his shirt like you know those shirts that just say BROOKLYN or TOKYO or SAN FRANCISCO and thats it. thats what its like
gladio - okay i know this is going to sound like a lie but im not horny for gladio like at all, hes my least favorite, i think he's just alright. but also i KNOW in my heart of hearts that he would LOVE being a leather daddy and so i had to make it happen. main detail to note here is that his tank top has the motifs of a cup noodle! i didnt know what else to add cause you know.. hes the cup noodle guy.. but also i didnt want it to be so in your face about it with a big as logo so kept it subtle!
(side note the leather daddy gave me an idea for a post where its like noct and prom go to a gay bar all nervous but then they run into gladio and its like "p: GLADIO YOURE GAY?" "n: nevermind that PLEASE dont tell ignis we snuck out" and then ignis walks up and theyre all like WHAT THE FUCK!!!! caption would be "the gang finds out theyre all bisexual." probably wont draw it but i think its very funny lol)
iris - iris my sweetheart.... definitely leaned into the scene vibes here and also that one image of the blonde emo anime girl. details here - of course the moogle big ass backpack and keychain (can you tell i love keychains), but also her buttons are an iris (the flower) and also a crown with hearts (haha symbolism)
anyways oh god i didnt mean to write an essay down here. usually i keep this in the tags but this time i just had Too Much To Say. can you tell i put a lot of thought and love into this . anwyays. *walks off into the sunset and fuckig dies*
#ffxv#final fantasy xv#ff15#final fantasy 15#noctis lucis caelum#ignis scientia#lunafreya nox fleuret#prompto argentum#gladiolus amicitia#iris amicitia#koob art#digital art#procreate#illustration#1k
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or else what? âhueningkai x fem!reader | enemies to enemies with benefits(?). NSFW/MDNI!
cw. mean dom!kai, reader and kai are mean to each other, feat. soob and yj and their partners for a very short amount of time (not in smut part tho), camping, reader is a type A boss bitch kinda person, mentions of rain, kissing, hair pulling, mean names (slut, stupid, dumb, loser), pet names (baby), sex, light restraining, ruined orgasms, biting, nipple play, some dacryphilia, maybe a lil bit of publicness? (theyre at a campsite but implied no one else can hear anything), creampie, reader is embarrassed that she did stuff w kai and tells him, reader has a dog, reader is good at video games, chubby!reader implied, lmk if i missed anything! notes. im usually not one for mean stuff, im way more of a softie, so i tried something new but im quite nervous about it. oh! and this is based off a thought i posted the other week. lmk what ya think ;) smut under cut. wc. 4.1K
âWhy are you being nice to him?â You snap at your dog who is currently greeting your friends at your front door. Normally, you wouldnât mind, of course, but they have taken a particular liking for Kai. Apparently, youâre the only person in the world that hates him. Kai that is. The constant laughing, the sickeningly sweet optimism, and his sheer humilityâit all screams fake to you.
You hate every little thing about him and he hates you right back. The way you disagree with everything he says just because, how youâre always pointing out when heâs wrong, how you seem to be depressingly pessimistic. You put up with each other for the sake of your friendsânot everyone in every friend group has to get along, right?Â
âNice to see you too.â
âSomeone separate them please?â Soobin asks. âI canât deal with another argument right now.â He rubs his temple out of caution.
Everyoneâs over for a game nightâSoobin, his partner, River, as well as Yeonjun, and your best friend, Sage, who has been in an on-again-off-again relationship with him since they met. Right now, theyâre off, but definitely still friendly.Â
âHow about some Smash Bros?â
âNo,â you say to Kai. âMario Kart.âÂ
âRiver and I have been talking about playing Smash Bros all day.â
âNot my problem.â
âHow about we take a vote?â He suggests. You reluctantly agree, watching as youâre the only one that raises your hand to play Mario Kart before you glare at Sage, guilting them into voting for it too. Regardless of their vote, though, itâs still four against two. Kai sticks out his tongue at you just to rub it in your face. God, you hate it when he wins.Â
âMaybe you should stop pouting,â Sage says, nudging your shoulder. âBeat him in the next round. You know youâre better than anyone here.â You take the opportunity to easilyâand quicklyâbeat Kai in a one-on-one match. Now itâs his turn to pout while he grabs a snack.Â
Luckily, everyone makes it through the night without any blood or tears shed but when the groupâs annual camping trip comes up, the cold weather mixed with the prolonged close proximity to people leads to a grumpy Kai arguing with an even grumpier you.Â
The reason behind the initial argument is long forgottenâyouâre seemingly arguing over anything and everything from you stopping too often to take pictures to him taking sips from your water bottle, which he insists was an accident. Everyoneâs keeping you two as far apart from each other as possible, with him leading the pack and you bringing up the rear.Â
âIt looks like itâs gonna rain soon,â River points out. âWe should probably set up camp.â Everyone agrees, setting sights for the campsite.Â
âWhat do you think about this spot over here, Sage?â You ask but are immediately answered with the guiltiest look from them, eyes glancing between you and Yeonjun. âDonât tell me.â You roll your eyes for what feels like the millionth time that day. âYouâre back together?â You ask quietly.
âPlease donât be mad,â they say. âItâs going really well this time.âÂ
âI didnât bring another tent.âÂ
âKaiâs tent is huge,â Sage says, loud enough for Kai to hear, as if theyâre making a suggestion to him. âCan she stay with you?âÂ
âI thought Yeonjun was sleeping in my tent.âÂ
âI was gonna stay in Sageâs,â Yeonjun responds, with an attempted wink. Everyone looks between each other, dodging each otherâs eyes, no one wanting to give in. Everyoneâs desperate to stay with their partners but you and Kai are desperate to not spend a single second alone together. Soobin and River wonât budge. Sageâs pleading eyes looking at you added to the pleading eyes Yeonjun sends Kai, you look at each other before he finally agreesâ
âFine,â Kai says, dropping the poles to the ground. âYou gotta finish setting it up though. Iâm gonna go get some water and refill the cooler with ice,â he says, leaving you with an impossible task. Thereâs a reason you didnât bring your own tent.
Struggling with the tent for at least thirty minutes, itâs even less put together than when Kai turned the task over to you. The two couples have snuggled into their tents for the night and the drizzle is quickly turning into a downpour. Soaked, cold, and annoyed, Kaiâs making his way back to you, anger etched all over his face when he doesnât have a dry tent to walk into.Â
âDo you not know how to put a tent up?â
âNo, actually I donât.â
âI couldâve set up three tents by now,â he says, but doesnât have time to be much madderâheâs gotta get a roof over his own head. Without speaking, he takes over completely, getting it up in about ten minutes. It wouldâve been quicker if he didnât have to work in the rain.Â
Settling in, you try to dry the parts of the interior that got wet from the rain, but it doesnât help much. He peels off his now-soaked shirt and searches for a dry one.Â
âAh, that was my last t-shirt.â
âIâm sorry. I triedââ
âI donât care,â he stops you, holding his hand up.
Falling silent, you change the subject, âWhat took you so long anyway?â
âI was talking to someone at the ice machine for a while,â he says matter-of-factly, holding up his laptop. âWanna watch a movie before bed?âÂ
âNo.â You lay your head on the stupid camping pillow hoping for some rest. But your plan is disrupted by the blaring trumpets of a movie intro. âWhat do you think youâre doing?â
âWatching a movie.âÂ
âTurn it off.âÂ
âI didnât ask for permission to watch it,â he points out. âI asked if you wanted to join me.â
âIsnât it gonna bother the other campers?â
âDoubt they can hear it.â
Frustrated, you roll over and cover your ears. You thought you could sleep through anything, especially with the rain pouring outside, but you were wrong. Eventually, you give up, throwing your pillow down and slamming his laptop shut.
âWhat are you doing? You assholeââ he snaps, glaring at you.Â
âMe? Youâre the ass for not letting me sleep,â you fire back, narrowing your eyes.Â
âI wasnât supposed to have you in here anyway,â he mutters.Â
âIâm not an asshole,â you say defensively.
âYes, you are,â he spits. âYou always have to have it your way.â
âIâm not having this argument with you,â you say, turning away and trying to block out his escalating anger. You pull the thin camping blanket over your head, desperate for some peace.
He huffs, clearly frustrated, but you ignore it. The sound of rain tapping against the tent becomes your only solace. Minutes pass in silence, each second stretching longer than the last. You can feel his restless energy beside you, the tension almost palpable.
âI can't believe you. You're so annoying,â he says.Â
You simply lay there, trying to block out the muttering under his breath. The stickiness of the damp sleeping bags and the cold camping pillow are ridiculously uncomfortable.
Remembering the clean, dry blankets you have stored in the trunk of your car for emergencies and you get up to grab them silently, ignoring his insults. Returning with them, his eyes light up and he asks, âWhere did you get those?â
âMy car,â you answer nonchalantly, setting up your new bed. You try to salvage what you can of the sleeping bag to have some kind of barrier between the damp tent floor and your blanket, but itâs not perfect. Eventually settling on the makeshift bed, you can feel Kai staring at you through your closed eyelids. âCan I help you?â You ask without opening them.
âArenât you gonna share those with me?â
âWhy would I?â
âYouâre the one that got our other blankets and the tent all wet.âÂ
âNot my fault you didnât bring back-up.â
He exasperates, clearly done with you and all yourâŠwhat does he call it? Selfish nonsense? âI canât believe I have to share a tent with you. And you get it all wet in here and wonât even share the dry blankets with me?âÂ
âYou think I'm happy about this either?" Your arms flail before you go on one of your famous rants. âI donât even like camping but I come along with Sage because theyâre my best friend and I was looking forward to spending time alone with them to talk but because they decided to start fucking Yeonjun again I have to sleep in a tent with you, which you make me put together even though I donât know how to put it together so its disgusting in here and you expect me to share my blankets with you? Youâre never nice to me why the fuck would I share them with you? Youâre always making me look like a bitch in front of everyone when I know youâre justââ
Kai suddenly yanks you by your elbow and says, âWould you please just shut up?âÂ
Seeing him this madâŠyou donât know if heâs ever looked like this. Red in the face, eyebrows furrowed, not to mention heâs still shirtless since all his clothes are soaked. You look over his bodyâyouâve never seen him beforeâand you realize just how muscular he is. Broad-shouldered, defined pecs and ripples in his arms, particularly the one gripping you so harshly.Â
You smirk at him before saying, âMake me." Looking over your face, he doesnât know what comes over him. Maybe it's anger or frustration or the ambiance from the sound of rain against the tent and the small camping lamp, but he canât help it.Â
Crashing his lips into yours, youâre taken by surprise. You feel the power his plush lips give off, but only for a second before you push him off.Â
âWhat the hell are you doing?âÂ
âI donâtâI donât know, I, uhâŠâ He stutters, trying to find somethingâanythingâto say, but no luck. Looking at each other, something clicks like we need to have each other now.Â
You pull him to you by cupping his cheeks and crashing your lips into his quickly, eagerly, desperately. Hands in his hair, his on your hips, he squeezes your chubby thighs, wanting more, butâ
âWoah, woah, woah, whatâs happening? You and I are making out?â He asks, shock etched across his face as his eyebrows furrow.Â
âWell, not anymore.â You look at him confused. âDid you forget youâre the one that kissed me first?â
âThat was just so youâd shut up.â
âDonât act like you donât want me. I see you staring at my tits all the time.â You smirk at him and his eyes shift, admitting guilt. Realization hits you. â...Is that why youâre such an ass to me? Because youâre sexually frustrated whenever youâre around me? Do youâŠlike me?â
âNo,â he says defensively. âI hate you actually. Youâre so annoying.â He rolls his eyes. âBut the most annoying part about you is how much I wanna fuck you.â Your eyes widen, but a smile slowly spreads across his face before he asks, âIs that why youâre such an ass to me?â Leaning in closer, he examines your face, looking for any sign of weakness. âIt is, isnât it?â You shake your head. âSay it.âÂ
âKai.â
âI wanna hear you say you want me.â
The quickest, most disingenuous, âI want you,â comes out of your mouth. Did you really just say that? Itâs not like you havenât noticed how handsome heâd gotten recently, but itâs also not like youâve ever thought about doing anything. Before tonight, the thought of him even touching you made your skin crawl. But right now, you donât think youâve ever wanted anyone more. Reaching for him, you add, âNow shut up and fuck me.âÂ
Still shirtless from when he peeled off the wet fabric a few minutes ago, he tugs at the hem of your tank top. Slipping it off you, his eyebrows raise at your bare chestâfull and needing to be squeezed, which he does immediately. Your nipples perky and hard from arousal and the cool air are simply begging to be sucked. His warm, welcoming and wet lips wrapped around one elicit a sound from you that you hope is covered by the rain outside.Â
The others would never let you live it down if they heard you two fucking.Â
Mouths all overâhis on your nipples and your collarbone, yours on his mouth and his shouldersâitâs a whirlwind of kisses and pure lust.Â
âI hate you,â you murmur, adding a nice hair tug for good measure.Â
âI hate you too,â he responds. âSo much.â The tent, damp from the rain and hot breath warms you up, skin slick with a sheen of sweat. Sleeping bags and blankets ruffle underneath your bodies as you rush to undress each other fully. âYouâre so fucking stupid,â he says against your ear. âDonât even know how to put up a tent. Need my help for everything?â
âYouâve never been any help to me,â you respond. âPlus, we wouldnât have gotten rained on so much if you didnât get lost leading everyone. Need your phone for everything? Canât even handle one short hike? Good for nothing,â you spit. âExceptâŠyouâre kind of a good kisser.â
âWish I could say the same about you.â
âDonât lie,â you smirk. âIâm an incredible kisser.â He may roll his eyes but he heads straight back for more. âBut youâre taking too long. Hurry up,â you say between kisses. Grazing his hand down your hip, he slides two fingers between your pussy lips andâ
âYouâre that wet for me and Iâve barely even touched you? Desperate slut.â You grab his cock, making him jerk forward, his mouth dropping open.
âYouâre already that hard and Iâve barely even touched you? Horny loser.â Without warning, he lines himself up at your entrance and shoves his cock inside you, forcing a yelp from your throat.
Covering your mouth, he leans down, gracing his lips over your earlobe before whispering, âYou never shut the fuck up, do you?â And heâs relentless. Fucking you fast and hard, whispering mean, dirty shit in your ear, shivers rolling down your spine at every syllable. âYou donât deserve to feel this good.â
âAnd you think you deserve this pussy?â You fire right back. Although, he does seem to be winning with the sheer amount of moaning coming from your mouth compared to his controlled sounds and expert movements. You try your best to compose yourself before saying, âA dumb fuck like you doesnât deserve to even touch my skin.â
âIs that why you gasp when I pinch your nipples?â He asks. You narrow your eyes at him. But he definitely proves himself right. Rolling your nipple between his pointer finger and thumb, basking in the chills it gives you, clearly sending shocks of pleasure throughout your body. You reach to touch his broad chest but he stops you. âNuh-uh. Hands to yourself,â he says, gripping your wrists harshly and pinning them to the ground.Â
Suddenly, youâve never wanted to touch someone more in your life. The way his skin glistens, muscles looking so strong, a bead of sweat drips between his pecs and you swear you clit twitches. Honestly, youâre in shock. What do you usually do with your hands? Since when has he been like this? An absolute slut? A mean slut at that. But you love it.Â
Your hands stay at your side after he moves to squeeze your body again but you canât help but reach upâyouâre desperate to touch him. He halts, lifting his fingers off your tits.Â
âEvery time you try to touch me without permission, Iâll stop touching you,â he says. You surrender, putting your hands under your back. âGood girl.â
Fuck. That felt nice too. Being degraded is one thing, but getting rewarded for following directions? Thatâs delicious. Heat rushes to your ears.Â
âPleaseââ
âAh,â he places his pointer finger over your lips. âI told you to shut up, didnât I?â You make a show of keeping your mouth closed. âYou learn so fast, hm?â You smileâa genuine giddy smile. âSo cute,â he whispers, placing a thumb on your clit, circling it gently.Â
But when a weak little, âFuck,â slips out of your mouth, he stops.
âDid I say you could speak?â You shake your head. Running a thumb across the apple of your cheek, he gives you a look somewhere between my pathetic little slut and youâre being such a good girl for me.Â
Keeping your mouth shut, your body is in complete bliss, succumbing to the overwhelming pleasure his cock and hands are giving you. Youâre positively drunk on his cock, letting him do whatever he wants to youâtouch you here, lick and bite you there, kiss on this, suck on thatânot only to be his good little slut, but because it feels fucking incredible. He knows what heâs doing, youâll give him that.Â
Then you feel it, your orgasm is slowly approaching, every move he makes pushes you closer and closer to the edge. And he knows it. The little whimpers you make, trying to hold back. The twitches your clit makes. The pulses of your pussy.Â
âAw,â he starts condescendingly. âIs my good little slut gonna come for me?â You nod rapidly, being sure to keep your mouth shut and movements under control. The last thing you want right now is a punishment. Or maybe itâs the thing you want most? The lines are too blurred to tell. âSay it.â
You can barely mumble it, but you manage to croak out, âYouâre gonna make me come, Kai.â
âGood girl.â He doesnât change a single thing. It creeps closer and closer until you can feel your body start to tip over. And then he does somethingâŠexpected? Surprising? Honestly, youâre not so sure anymore. He stops, your orgasm so close to crashing over you, ruined by this son of a bitch.Â
Tears form in your eyes. Was he really doing this to you? This annoying, stupid fucking jerk youâve hated for years making you cry over his cock?Â
âThatâs for being such a goddamn nuisance since the day I met you.âÂ
What do you do now? Be a jerk to him? Overpower him and pin him down? Sit there like a hole needing to be fucked? You decide to go for the last option, hoping heâll make you come as fast as he can. Although, truthfully, you feel like one swipe across your clit would make you finish you at this point.Â
âTell me you donât deserve me.â You keep your mouth shut. Gently wrapping his fingers around your throat, you stare at his eyes. He chuckles like heâs proud of you before he says, âYou may speak.âÂ
âI donât deserve you.â He squeezes harder, almost like heâs saying thatâs not enough. âI donât deserve to feel this good. I donât deserve your cock. I donât deserveâŠanything.âÂ
âGood girl.â He loosens his grip around your throat. Heâs done with his fun now. The ache in both of your bodies is getting unbearable and heâs determined to make you come first. Which he supposes he already did, despite ruining it for you. But heâs gotta get you back to that place before he gets there first.
Returning to the hard and fast pace of fucking you like he was a few minutes ago, his cock slams in and out and out of your pussy, ripples running down your thighs, ass, tits, everywhere. He stares in awe of your perfect tits bouncing in rhythm with his thrusts.Â
Your mouth opens and closes like you want to say something, but if you speak without permission, he may stop. You decide to take a chance anyway.Â
âKaiâŠâ you squeak out through the rough movements. He responds with a sweet yet sinister smile that says you may speak. âYou are gonna let me come, right?â
His eyebrows furrow, face full of pity. He asks, âYou think I should?â
âYou better or IâllâŠâ You trail off.
âYouâll what?â He stops moving, therefore earning a pathetic whine from you, trying to protest without words. âWhat are you gonna do to me?â
Now whatâs a good punishment for him? Clearly, heâs used to being the one punishing his sexual partnersâyou wonder how his other subs have dealt with him being a jerk. You donât want to overpower him like you thought you did. Thereâs something about being pinned down like this, letting him do whatever he wants, not having to move an inch. Youâre such a powerful woman everywhere elseâthe type A personality type, which you admit can get overwhelmingly exhausting.Â
Letting someone take full control over you like thisâitâs relaxing. You wonder how much heâs enjoying himself but you notice the way his eyes flutter when you simply tighten your pussy around his cock, how he hasnât stopped touching you since you finally let him, hell, he kissed you first. Of course heâs enjoying this. And bingoâyouâve got just enough control to get what you want.Â
âIâll never let you fuck me like this again.âÂ
Narrowing his eyes at you, it's like he knows that you caught him in the act of something. Cocking his head to the side, he asks, âWe canât let that happen, now can we?â
Somehow, the energy shifts to be even more desperate. Taking out years and years of frustration from hating each other while simultaneously wanting to have sex. Fucking as fast as your bodies will let you, the tent fills with the absolutely obscene noises coming from your mouths. The only reason you arenât holding back is because the rain beating against the plastic tent and the occasional thunder thankfully covers most of it.Â
When one of his thumbs finds your clit, you feel like youâre floating. The air falls out of your lungs, pleasure taking over your body as you relax into your orgasm. Youâre drunk, high on his cock and the only thing youâre seeing are stars and that stupid smirk plastered across his face. It rips through your body like lightning, shooting out your toes and fingertips.Â
âTalk to me,â he says breathlessly in your ear. But you canât. You can only manage strangled noises to let him know youâre having an incredible orgasm.Â
Coming down from your high, though, you finally say, âFuck, that felt so good.âÂ
âTell me how good.â
âYou made me feel soâŠso fucking good, Kai,â you say, shaking your head, unsure of what else to tell him. Call it post-nut clarity, but why the hell were you having sex with him again? Honestly, who cares? Heâs actually pretty hot and heâs damn good at this too. What happens after this? Enemies with benefits? Never mention it again? You make a note to come back to this with him later. But right now, you need to get to the matter at hand. âWhy donât you tell me how good I feel?â
âOh baby, you feel so good,â he says. âYour pussy might be the only thing I like about you.â He chuckles, his mouth dropping open, undeniably close to his own orgasm. âWell, maybe your pussy and your tits.â Burying his face between them, he bites down on the plush, groaning against your skin.Â
âI need you to come inside me, Kai. Please.âÂ
âKeep talking to me like that.â
And you do. Giving him praise, touching him in all the right places, putting on a show for him. With a few final thrusts, he groans, whispering something you donât catch, but you feel it. Him coming inside you with a sexy groan, covering your chest in the sloppiest of kisses and bites.Â
Catching his breath, he whispers breathlessly, âDamn. That was good.â Sliding out of you, an awkwardness catches up with the two of you. You push yourself up on your elbows, attempting to gather your thoughts. His eyes are still dark with desire as he looks at you with a satisfied smirk.Â
âListen,â you say, covering your chest with your blanket. âThis canât happen again.â His smile drops.
âWhat?â
âThe fact that we did that,â you gesture between the two of you, ânever leaves this tent, you hear me?â Cocking his head to the side, he nods awkwardly. âNo one can find out about this. God, Iâd be so embarrassed. Letâs justâŠget some sleep.âÂ
Did you forget about what he said?
Or Iâll never let you fuck my like this again. Using that as a threat if he didnât let you come meant you wanted to do it again, no? Slowly putting on his boxers again, he agrees, turning away from you to try and get some sleep but, all of a sudden, thereâs too much on his mind.Â
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â đđđŠ 9: pre-christmas dinner | k.mg
a/n: hi!! welcome to day 9 <333 be prepared to see some chef!mingyu haha :P i also must thank kyii and sousy for brainstorming with me for this fic, and a few others as well. love u guys <3
p.s. it definitely takes much more time to pull off an entire roast chicken, but for the sake of the fic, the process is relatively faster and mingyu is like, the masterchef or something. also im writing this the evening before a major exam and im just as cooked as the first chicken lol.
word count: 1.2k contents: mingyu x gn!reader , established relationship , ceo!mingyu , cooking , theyre gonna roast a chicken for funsies , good chef!mingyu , clumsy helper!reader , fluff , christmas fun , one (1) chicken was ..... cooked too well in this fic , im sorry chicken (or not...) , read to find out why <3
"baby! i'm home!" mingyu calls out, and that's all it takes for you to come out to the living room, only to be met by the sight of your giant of a boyfriend dragging in huge bags.
"you said you were going to buy some ice-cream," you raise an eyebrow at mingyu. "so, either you bought an entire year's worth of cookies 'n cream, or you bought stuff that we didn't need."
"you know how i get at grocery stores, especially the large, gourmet ones," mingyu pouts. "everything looks so good."
"this is exactly why you need to let me buy groceries," you sigh, grabbing one of the bags and starting to empty the contents. "your bank account won't thrive for long."
"please, we both know i have more than enough money to live comfortably," mingyu sasses. you turn away from the pantry, where you were putting away the organic pasta mingyu had bought, to face your boyfriend.
he looks absolutely adorable like this; beanie nearly slipping over his eyes, large figure bundled up in a sweater and crouching in front of the fridge, stuffing two boxes of something in the freezer.
in moments like these, it's almost impossible to imagine mingyu as the CEO of a high-tech company. trying to visualize him in the crisp suits he wears to work feels like a distant dream, especially when at home, he's just the embodiment of a golden retriever, always so soft and loving.
"yeah, i know mr. ceo," you snicker when he plops down on the floor, complaining of a backache because of crouching at a weird angle. "you don't have to flex your money."
"i'm not flexing," mingyu defends himself with wide eyes. "just saying; we could totally quit our jobs and travel the world, and we'd still have enough money to buy your dream house in the countryside of france."
"we'll see about that," you laugh. just as you finish putting all the groceries away, your stomach starts rumbling. "what's for dinner?"
"roast chicken," mingyu hums, and you notice him flitting around the kitchen, gathering spices, sauces, herbs, and lots of other things.
"you're kidding," you deadpan. "you're gonna roast a chicken?"
"yes!" mingyu grins at you, patting a box placed on the counter. "mr. chicken is here. i'm just going to let him marinade for a while before we roast."
"you're insane," you gape at how professional he looks, washing an entire chicken, patting it dry, mixing together a quick marinade, covering the chicken in it and setting it aside in a matter of thirty minutes.
"again, why aren't you a full-time chef?" you ask him. you're both munching on some snacks while he waits for the oven to finish pre-heating and the chicken to rest in the marinade.
"because i only want my baby to eat my cooking," mingyu answers, stealing some of your chips.
"you've literally cooked for all our friends."
"okay, my baby and our friends."
"and what about our future children? won't you cook for them?" you tease, and as usual, mingyu whines.
"y/n, you know what i meant," he sulks. "i didn't want to turn something i love doing into a profession that i may end up hating."
"well, i'm lucky to have experienced your amazing cooking skills," you remark, and mingyu rolls his eyes affectionately. "if you're trying to sweet talk me into giving you the last slice of cheesecake in the fridge, it's not gonna work."
"aw man," you frown, and mingyu presses a kiss to your cheek as compensation. as if on cue, the oven's timer dings, and mingyu springs into action. he takes the chicken out of the fridge, and you watch in awe as he preps a baking tray, places the chicken in it, and puts it in the oven.
he finally finishes fiddling with the settings of the oven and comes over to you, expression serious.
"babe, i have an online meeting right now. the chicken's gonna be in for an hour. can you keep an eye out for when the oven timer rings? i should be done by then, but if i'm not, just carefully take it out of the oven and set it on the counter, okay?"
"got it, chef," you mock salute, and he smiles, leaning down to press a kiss to your forehead. "stay alert okay? you do remember what happened last time with the cake, right?" mingyu teases.
"i got distracted by the show! it could happen to anyone," you cross your arms.
"i know, but i don't want a repeat of that," mingyu chuckles. "cleaning burnt cake wasn't exactly fun."
"i promise, gyu, i'll be extra attentive this time," you assure him, and he heads into the study for his online meeting.
to no one's surprise, you completely miss the timer.
your best friend had called you fifteen minutes after the chicken had started cooking, and what was supposed to be a five minute call regarding what dress your friend should wear to her boyfriend's office party, turned into more than an hour of gossiping about your respective office colleagues.
you only notice something is wrong when you smell something burning, and it hits you then.
the chicken.
apparently, mingyu too had smelled the burning, because he's already grabbing the tray out of the oven and placing it on the counter.
the chicken is burnt, and there's no way of salvaging it.
"min, i'm sorry-" you gasp, mortified by your mistake. "i swear i was trying to-"
"it's okay," mingyu shakes his head, setting the tray down in the sink, leaving the disaster of a roast chicken to cool before he attempts to scrape it off the tray. "i kinda thought this may happen, so i got reinforcements."
you watch with furrowed eyebrows as mingyu walks over to the fridge and pulls out another box, revealing yet another whole chicken.
the entire situation seems absurd, and all you can say is, "were they twins??"
mingyu bursts into laughter, and so do you. it's hilarious seeing his six foot-something figure double over as he nearly falls to the ground because of how hard he's laughing.
"babe, you're so silly," he wheezes, trying to catch his breath. "i just got a backup chicken, in case something went wrong with the first one."
"and you didn't bother to check if they were from the same family?" you gasp in mock offense.
"my bad," he raises his arms in surrender. "in my defense, the burnt one kinda looked like this one's cheating ex, which is why it has to go in the trash."
"hm, i'll allow it then," you nod, face serious, as if you both weren't making up ridiculous stories about chickens of all things.
"anyways, now, all you have to do is sit back, while i cook this one," mingyu instructs you.
"it was a mistake," you pout, crossing your arms and leaning against the kitchen counter. mingyu crosses over to you and pecks your lips. "i know it was baby, and it's okay. you can help me with the marinade this time, okay?"
(the way your eyes lit up in joy makes mingyu feel like he'd be okay with any food burning, as long as it gets you this happy to help him redo it.
god, he'd buy you all the chickens in the world, just to see you like this.)
- fin.
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