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ace attorney fandom actually fucking unbelievable. saw someone saying they were writing a fanfiction set in japan and they knew a bit of japanese. but the ace attorney characters were american. are you actually taking the fucking. piss.
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tumblr users: 'i know this character isnt actuslly american but hes so silly i cant imagine him as anything but american.' ive actually fucking had it. just because youve never left your stupid isolated country to be exposed to any other culture doesnt mean that other countries cant also have characteristics that exist in your country. fucking hell
#no just yesterday someone was like#its funny these people from this other religion are being strict and comversative usually only christians do that#and then they doubled down like#yeah other religions could but its christians that are always doing it#anyway the character doesnt seem remotely american to me
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looking back on what the joke was it wasnt just not funny it wouldnt even qualify as a joke. someting about taking the bins out used to having been taking the bin out cause recycling hadnt been invented yet
when you think of a post you reckoned was funny but stupid fucking tumblr takes so fucking long to fucking load it isnt even funny by the time it does
#i vaughely remember having made this post rather early in the morning before i usually get up#seemingly i was also semi delirious to have found that funny#or my brain stooped so low that this was considered a legitimate procrastination tactic for actually just taking the bins out
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people who drink milk straight ought to be conscripted into the military
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theres this cat and it was actually literally saying 'meow', i had no idea they did that
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when people write fanfictions about ace attorney but instead of writing about any of the actual themes and character conflicts they write about domestic american family delusions and completely made up character conflicts that have nothing to do with the characters or story and also its such a total load of cliched fandom wank
#eh i was reading fanfiction again#i mean i complain a lot cause i feel like it but also it can be still enjoyable or at least entertaining to read#just as a general story#though even that got pretty tired after a while#when the amount of cliched drivel overtakes the interesting story
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what a shame now you can only use google to search for the film snd watch it totally free without haveing to go anywhere instead
#and its like if you still have dvds your not going to get rid of your dvd player are you#people on tumblr are so insufferable like oh its such an awful travesty#that an inconvinient technology has been replaced with a newer more convinient one#like i agree streaming services are optional but just pirate it?#you can even download it and store it on a hard drive if you really want to
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when someone is like, this is how this series/arc/episode can be fixed, but not only was it fine before but all their ideas are so much worse
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when you think of a post you reckoned was funny but stupid fucking tumblr takes so fucking long to fucking load it isnt even funny by the time it does
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ok what’s your florence + the machine song. mine is rabbit heart (raise it up)<3
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the surreal feeling of seeing one of my own posts from my other blog reblogged by someone i follow on here it was so weird i was so confused
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when you sit across from a uni aquaintence on the bus without noticing til youve sat down and when you do notice they havent noticed you even though youre on those seats that face each others direction only a bit removed and you usually acknowledge each others existence and say hi or whatever so its rude not to but itd be awkward to now cause youve been there a while and youre not really in talking distance either so you just look at your phone and pretend you didnt notice them so if they do notice you they dont think youre being rude and when you have to look out the window to check for your stop you have to do it in a way that doesnt look in their direction in case theyre looking in your direction
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so weird when all the checkouts in lidl are completely full of multiple people with literally full trolleys of shopping and you think youre going to have to wait ages but then theres literally no one at the self check outs. like do these people over the age of 30 not know how to use self check outs?
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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it
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ah yes all my favourite hobbies to talk about: bread, football, analougue radios, glittery stickers and plastic animal toys. what do you think the demographic of this website even is?
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what do you mean todays the 20th? im absolutely positive it was the 22nd a couple of days ago
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what imy brain lliterally dreamt up bad fanfiction?
#like i woke up and was went on tumblr and was like wasnt i just hearing about these characters#it was specifically bad fanfiction full of mischaracterisation which i was apparently aware of but didnt specifically comment on#not that it was clear whether i was reading it or the stuff was actually happening being a dream
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