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[slovensko]

Drek, stari, ta čarovniška vojna je prtegnena. Lihkar sem videl enga ploskniti in reči "sto hudičev" al neko podobno sranje in vsi okrog njega so se zmeštrali, trtica jim je eksplodirala in potem so izginili. Kamera ga ni niti pošmirglala, ker se take fore skoz dogajajo. Js pa tuki z ledenimi čekani in strupi 2. stopnje. A je en tam dol lihkar rekel "rek moči:špljoc"? Bolš da skliznem in se nikol ne vrnem.

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[minononow]

[omoghouls]

Timed my morning pee again bc/ curious and uhhh

Almost 2 damn minutes 😭😭

[watermotif]

So,​ your life. There it is before you – possibly a road, a ribbon, a dotted line, a map – let’s say you’re 25, then you make some decisions, do things, have setbacks, have triumphs, become someone, a bus driver, a professor of Indo-European linguistics, a pirate, a cosmetologist, years pass, maybe in a family maybe not, maybe happy maybe not, then one day you wake up and you’re seventy. Looking ahead you see a black doorway. You begin to notice the black doorway is always there, at the edge, whether you look at it or not. Most moments contain it, most moments have a sort of sediment of black doorway at the bottom of the glass. You wonder if other people are seeing it too. You ask them. They say no. You ask why. No one can tell you.

A minute ago you were 25. Then you went ahead getting the life you want. One day you looked back from 25 to now and there it is, the doorway, black, waiting.

— anne carson, gloves on!

[happywoidwanderer]

Dude, we won't even have time to inhale in one year

how is it almost 2025 i didn’t even get a chance to exhale the breath i took in 2024 yet

[softerhaze]

not arguing with a man w/ brown eyes and piercings....whatever u say beautiful

[k-z-a]

[ilovemitsuya]

The way Zayne holds her close so she listens to his heartbeat ♡

he’s so husband material

[slovensko]

Resnično, moj zvesti prijatelj, čarovniški mir je prečudovit. Pravkar je nekdo plosknil in rekel: "duše poljan in vinogradov" ali nekaj podobnega, vse v bližini pa je obsulo sveže pecivo in vroče žemljice, njihove kupe je napolnila žlahtna kapljica, topla sapica, ki je zavela, pa jim je dušo napolnila z mirom. Trubadurji mu niso niti zapeli hvalnic, tako blažen je naš čas. Jaz pa čarovilim z miroljubno rosico in žarkom radosti druge stopnje. Je nekdo tam prek pravkar rekel: "rek moči: posladek"? Spraviti se moram bližje.

Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

[simulatedtrait]

graveyard shift at 7eleven

[exitwound]

at the club googling symptoms of organ failure

[hackauthorairplane]

I dont think lbh ever really tried to kill lqg during the 5 years of corpse-zun...but i think it would be hilarious if, because liu qingge is an anomoly who was never meant to fight lbh, who admittedly isnt on binghe's level but hes still pidw's war god.....

Lbh just is incapable of killing lqg. Like some sort of video game glitch, like when you take an item out of its designated area when youre not supposed to and the game cant quite do what you want to, everytime binghe tries to kill lqg some sort of looney tunes-shit happens that save lqg last minute. Like the worlds game engine can let them fight, and Lqg will never be able to beat lbh in a fight, but everytime lbh tries to actually kill the man, he starts falling into xianxia manholes and xianxia anvils start falling a la the beam falling during the skinner incident

[stellaw1nchester]

Arcane

Something something they both became a monster in the end

[actressposts]

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