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[arcanistsanctum]

Pizza Hut Collaboration Stickers

[zahlibeth]

friends, mutuals, 911blr

we have a problem ❗❗

for too long I have kept silent, but I can't keep silent any more. our dear friend evan buck buckley was not baking bread. ❌🍞🚫 he was making loaf cakes 🍰

it's called a loaf because u bake it in a lil loaf tin. it is not bread. the bread memes are hilarious but you're killing me 😭😭😭

also the joke about him being a master baker was. a masturbator joke. we get this right?

[simulatedtrait]

that moment where i actually enter the game

[exitwound]

I. Need to be in my elementary school friends moms minivan carpool being driven home at night from like the boys and girls club or something and it’s 2010 and like cobra starship is on the radio or I need to be on a school bus with like kelly clarkson on my ipod I need to be so small i don’t even know there is a future

[danypurplefunnew]

[watermotif]

So,​ your life. There it is before you – possibly a road, a ribbon, a dotted line, a map – let’s say you’re 25, then you make some decisions, do things, have setbacks, have triumphs, become someone, a bus driver, a professor of Indo-European linguistics, a pirate, a cosmetologist, years pass, maybe in a family maybe not, maybe happy maybe not, then one day you wake up and you’re seventy. Looking ahead you see a black doorway. You begin to notice the black doorway is always there, at the edge, whether you look at it or not. Most moments contain it, most moments have a sort of sediment of black doorway at the bottom of the glass. You wonder if other people are seeing it too. You ask them. They say no. You ask why. No one can tell you.

A minute ago you were 25. Then you went ahead getting the life you want. One day you looked back from 25 to now and there it is, the doorway, black, waiting.

— anne carson, gloves on!

[softerhaze]

not arguing with a man w/ brown eyes and piercings....whatever u say beautiful

[k-z-a]

[389]

[goddessashbbw]

[exitwound]

People with #ADHDer in their bio will make an instagram reel about how its actually normal to have the executive functioning to pull of a stunt like one of the most famous stunts that has ever been pulled which was in northwestern Anatolia in approx. the 12th century bce. And if you dont have that kind of executiv function you actually have ADHD. Um im pretty sure its normal to not think of the trojan horse... Personally if I was gifted a horse I would accept it as a gift

sorry but ADHDer is such a stupid word to me. It has the cadence and shape of a man who doesnt know how to ride horses riding a horse. Sort of rocking on it like its made of wood. Obseqiously. And dont get me wrong. I love a wooden horse. hhave you seen the one they sent to troy

[hackauthorairplane]

I dont think lbh ever really tried to kill lqg during the 5 years of corpse-zun...but i think it would be hilarious if, because liu qingge is an anomoly who was never meant to fight lbh, who admittedly isnt on binghe's level but hes still pidw's war god.....

Lbh just is incapable of killing lqg. Like some sort of video game glitch, like when you take an item out of its designated area when youre not supposed to and the game cant quite do what you want to, everytime binghe tries to kill lqg some sort of looney tunes-shit happens that save lqg last minute. Like the worlds game engine can let them fight, and Lqg will never be able to beat lbh in a fight, but everytime lbh tries to actually kill the man, he starts falling into xianxia manholes and xianxia anvils start falling a la the beam falling during the skinner incident

[actressposts]

[omoghouls]

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[watermotif]

hanif abdurraqib, the butler journal entry i always return to