27 - AD account - he/himDNI minors/no age in bioif you know me irl do NOT be weird
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shitposting about kinks you dont have is funny, but beware
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If you look close enough you can actually see my invisible tail wagging everytime I get called a pet name
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yknow I really don't understand why monster dicks are allowed to be weird and animalistic and fucked up looking but god forbid pussy look like anything other than a small hairless smooth hole justice for weird pussy shapes
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"can i have a kiss" u can shove ur tongue down my throat n spit in it too
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puppy ears are a kind of halo if you think about it
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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.
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god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn
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I bite the hand that feeds me, I suck the cock that breeds me
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“sweet boy” okay can i grind on your lap while you grope me however you’d like
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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.
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godbless i love being trans because i get to be a horny puppy fag slut thing forever and ever. world is a beautiful place bc it has weird trans ppl in it
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how do i politely tell someone i want them to fuck me until i cry
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I’m very pettable tbh. I get weak in the knees when someone touches my scalp btw. I will unconsciously lean into it and start breathing heavily fyi.
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