#so stupid LMFAO

[teletunkie]

Lip bite Hua Cheng… you’re welcome

[mecachrome]

Respect to all the pumpkin carvers out there. It's a tough job!

[tsukinoshinjiu]

This is canon in my heart (based on this meme on twitter)

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

[maskerat]

yes, I've watched the video. now this man is my new hyperfixation. expect more art of him soon I suppose.

[omgwhatchloe]

you cannot tell me if lenny had survived to chapter 6 arthur wouldve even let him stay to the end. because i see it more like…

“YOU ARE-” thrashing aggressively as lenny is dragged through a train station “GOING AS MANY MILES AWAY-” porter scowls as arthur throws money at him and lenny scuffs the floor by digging his heels down “AS I CAN AFFORD TO SEND YOU-” arthur screams as lenny bites him “AND GOING STRAIGHT!” lenny is shoved and kicked through train door while he screeches “I AM SO PROUD OF YOU I DONT WANT TO EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!” arthur waves the train away while lenny is stopped from throwing himself out of the window by other passengers.

[devildarlindumbass]

You know what that means

Merry june

[ahfrickenfrick]

bruce would be the kind of dad to make fun of his kids for watching something, then stand there and watch it with like a stupid handful of cashews

and suddenly he’s telling dick his favorite characters, he’s having duke quiz him on names, & stephanie had to pull up the character quizzes again because bruce was adamant that he knew which of his kids are what character

they all come back to the manor after a week in blud and find him wrapped up in a blanket watching the new episode without them

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[criticalglitch]

i will simply perish

[cringefail-clown]

turnabour earth c but its hal endlessly fucking with dirk by wearing the most ridiculous outfits he can manage to find

[ilynpilled]

jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

[patheticrafeenjoyer]

can't take topper's stupid ass anywhere

[isaacz]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

hi the official marvel tiktok is doing an asmr 'live stream' for agatha all along rn aubrey plaza is stabbing things and playing with matches patti lupone is shuffling tarot cards and sighing in disappointment and kathryn hahn is just kinda whimpering into the mic. I'm losing my mind over here.

[essektheylyss]

Okay but also Trent threatening Essek is so fucking funny in hindsight considering Trent's been in prison for seven years. Does he even actually know that Caleb is with Essek or is he making an informed guess based on Caleb having a type and the few protective interactions that he witnessed? Does he not realize Essek's been out of the Dynasty for ages? Does the Dynasty still not have hard evidence against Essek? Does Trent really believe that they'd listen to the word of an escaped convict from an enemy nation who was imprisoned ostensibly for turning teenagers into assassins that were probably used to target the Bright Queen herself?