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i cannae believe the oscar home race merch i ordered almost 3 weeks ago still hasn't even SHIPPED yet 🥲 bro i'm off to the other side of the world it simply wasn't meant to be...

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Camo suit my beloved

A pain in the ass to draw I’ll tell you that

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#i can give anyone a 10-paragraph spiel about our family narratives pwease just ask me

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my beautiful flop team is so important to me 💚 i feel like they're not really marketable to f1 fans looking to get into hockey because we're too normal and well-adjusted and un-toxic but i'm likeeee 😭 isn't that perfect for OSCAR FANS who are ADULTS WITH JOBS and enjoy stanning POLITE CATS ? (<- me) anyway. i actually already have a post about all the family dynamics here from last year if you're willing to entertain my rambling !

i'd say it's mostly still accurate save for of course pavs retiring and wedgie/delly getting shipped out (T__T) and some new kids (mav and oskar... also we have another finn we recently acquired from the shorks! hehe granny... now we have daddy and granny). but it's so insane that losing wedgie was that devastating for our locker room and also goaliefkr666 jason robertson's social life because like... how many teams are this codependent with their back-up goalies. whatever. also crazy that harls was like "oh wedgie is like my dad i need to send him pictures of my meals to prove that i can cook" but now that he's gone and harls is Two (2) years older than wyatt he feels the need to be like I'M the dad of the friend group now because i cook for them ??? YOU'RE LITERALLY 23. also here's the most devastating photoset ever of harls, johnny, robo, and their emotional support failswede nils hanging out with wedgie/britt and their baby daughter 😭😭😭 that's a fambilyyyy. that's the first child of the friend group 😭😭😭😭😭

+ 5355 are so insane to me these days like they were supposed to go to cabo for 4n break and then harls got called up last minute to replace makar and wyatt was like -__- how dare he abandon OUR guys' trip. i will proceed to facetime him every night so he knows what he's missing out on. also can u believe robo and his gf went on vacay with the wedgie family......... these bonds last FOREVER !!! even in fuckass colorado. :sobcry:

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who is telling wyatt johnston that he looks like oscar

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i think oscar would do great as the ronald gladden in a jury duty esque reality show... gets forced into a fake dating show where all the other drivers are actors in on the bit and he's there as an emotional support friend and lando keeps making up increasingly insane scenarios for his character to be in and oscar is just like oh word ? another foursome for the evening ? love that for u mate 👍

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dying at lando trying to give oscar a Meaningful GlanceTM and then quickly looking away when he realizes oscar isn't paying attention... when ur love language is exchanging silent judgmental looks etc. etc.

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doriane pin interviewed ahead of the f1 75 live event

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CRAFT FAIR HAUL!!! and much love to @mecachrome for all the goodies i owe u my life u are literally so epic and cool

landoscar in the wild….waow…..

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fundamentally i agree with these results but also have we considered that japan... is more expensive !!!

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how has lando been going through the entire alphabet to find new oscar nicknames and yet still hasn't committed to OSCY

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OSCAR BURGER

could not get this image out of my head 😭

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zak brown really stepped up to separate 814 on the red carpet but we still persevered and keep getting the cutest videos of them giggling and being all over each other backstage... TRULY never back down never give up

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randomly thinking about how landoscar are on track to overtake carlando for #3 ship in the f1 archives in give or take 5 days and how the video that really pushed their appeal to the top involves lando passionately explaining the structure and lyrics of Miley Cyrus The Climb to a hopelessly endeared and musically uncultured oscar. u could never take these simple joys away from me.......