#bruce wayne is a fangirl

[ahfrickenfrick]

bruce would be the kind of dad to make fun of his kids for watching something, then stand there and watch it with like a stupid handful of cashews

and suddenly he’s telling dick his favorite characters, he’s having duke quiz him on names, & stephanie had to pull up the character quizzes again because bruce was adamant that he knew which of his kids are what character

they all come back to the manor after a week in blud and find him wrapped up in a blanket watching the new episode without them

[bruciemilf]

Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.

Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.

Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.

And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.

“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “

“And what did you do?”

“I stepped over them.”

He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.

Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.

“If Tati can do it, so can I!”

“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”

“:D”

[percabething]

when the fic has an aesthetically pleasing layout but the writing is… questionable

[frownyalfred]

say what you will about superbat vs clex, but at least Bruce wants to fuck Superman AND Clark Kent. Lex really can’t say the same, huh?

[phoenixcatch7]

Like I know it's self indulgence but it'd be so funny to see a full kardashian style Brucie Wayne, spoilt playboy prince of Gotham, local sunshine idiot on the front page every other week for darwinian levels of idiocy or billionaire levels of donations.

But he gets kidnapped or something and there's illusions or mind magics that make him think he's in the bat suit and then he gets dumped in the middle of a live world broadcast arena to fight some goons.

Like he doesn't think anything of it, batman's been kidnapped and forced into gladitorial arenas for sport many times before, maybe he always carries concealed weapons so he's still got like grapples and batarangs and stuff, but he's just going full doomslayer on these guys. No cowl. No suit. Just an open silk shirt and a pair of slacks. In full view of the world.

Tell you what, what about the whole justice league. Just a group of the motleyest people you've ever met. There's about as many famous people as there are absolute nobodies.

Several billionaires defer to the guy who writes articles on outdated lead in buildings and socio economic corruption. There's a renowned museum curator flying and uppercutting aliens so hard they get tossed across the room. There's a guy who spoke in science conferences about meta containment procedures running up the wall and delivering a roundhouse kick to three enemies at once. Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen. Of all people. Two world famous idiot ceo celebrities. And they're back to back whaling on armoured alien henchmen like a well oiled team. A ten year old podcaster shooting lightning from his fingers and no one in the group bats an eye.

Just.... Insanity.

[sbd-laytall]

This scene is awesome. The shadows being the other versions of themselves is so cool.

DC Special Series (1977) #27

[wallyslinda]

brutalia is also so good on future state: gotham too like ugh the married coupleness of the divorce couple of it all...

[graythursday]

i love riddler in the batman because he is both batman’s number one fan, and bruce wayne’s biggest hater

[kstarlitchaotics]

I'm gonna flip is Jesen is Bruce

[bruciemilf]

Headcanon that on Valentine's Day, little kids give Bruce handmade cards both in cowl and without. And if some of them contain their parents' numbers, oh well

[terrymelody]

*FANGIRL SQUEALING INTENSIFIES*

[KISS HIM]

[girlkisser13]

being married to bruce wayne would include

• galas, charities, balls, etc. become more a part of your life than you probably ever wanted them to be.

• once you two officially become a couple, you become gotham’s "it" couple. whether you want to or not.

• in the press, the two of you are often depicted as gotham royalty.

• even before the two of you start dating, you swear you feel someone's presence at night whenever you walk home from work.

• it wasn't until a mugger attempted to steal your purse that you finally learned where that feeling of being watched had been coming from.

• when the dark knight told you to be mindful of your surroundings and to hurry home before swooping away into the night, you could only nod with widened eyes.

• you didn’t say anything until you got home, to be honest, you geeking out: it’s not every day that someone gets to meet "the batman".

• you gleefully call your boyfriend about it. he doesn’t answer it until later, but you can hear a smirk in his voice as he responds to you fangirling.

• eventually, you find out about his identity on accident.

• as expected, you’re a little upset. someone you were romantically involved with was masquerading around town dressed like every night was halloween, getting into dangerous situations.

• after the two of you talk about it, you begin to understand why he does it and while you may not necessarily agree with some of his more controversial methods, you can’t help but feel a sense of pride that he’s putting everything at risk just to make sure what happened to him doesn’t happen to anyone else.

• alfred always reports to you first whenever something happens to bruce, knowing how much he truly means to you.

• you’re the one he listens to the most (even more than alfred) when it comes to what he should be doing whether it be a complicated mission or something as simple as eating a much needed meal.

• most of the time you would find yourself waiting at a restaurant for an hour before he would text you that he can’t make it because he’s being held up.

• when he does show up, he’s late, he looks like a mess, and he greets you with a lop-sided smile and half-lidded eyes. and you melt because you remember that he did choose you and you do love him.

• bruce’s absence is always outweighed by his affection. he loves touching you even if it’s just your shoulders or your fingers or your elbows. he always finds a way to be close to you when you’re together.

• he’s always trying to make up for the lost time with you by getting you expensive gifts and trips, only for you to reassure him that he doesn’t need to do all this.

• you’re always able to tell when he’s had a particularly rough night. his usual silence feels different; heavier.

• he becomes a lot more handsy with you, more affectionate. as if you’re the last flower in a prized garden and he never noticed until now.

• if you’re asleep by the time he gets back, you may get woken up by him caressing your cheek, rubbing a thumb over your hand, or him putting his big arms around you to pull you in close.

• one of your favorite things though is definitely seeing the family. most of the time you see alfred and always try to tease recipes out of him which expertly deflects.

• whenever the bat kids are at the manor, he invites you because they love you and he knows you love them too.

• dick constantly flirts with you and teases you and bruce. you love to play along with him because it makes bruce very uncomfortable.

• he finally proposes to you after three years of the kids telling him to do so. you obviously say yes.

• the two of you decide to have a small, private ceremony at the manor. friends and family only.

• bruce 100% cries as soon as he sees you walk down the aisle in your wedding dress.

• alfred volunteers to be the wedding planner, because he always knew that you would be the future mrs. wayne. <33

[bunnyathy]

I absolutely love the concept of Clark being a Bruce wayne/Batman shipper

Like he’s so into it that he made socials dedicated to it. he’ll be fangirling with other fellow Bruceman ships about it every time he’s online.

And one of the main reasons he’s even a fan is because he has a crush on both of them.

He fell for Batman at first and when he first stumbled upon the ship he was a little negative about it because why does a ditsy himbo billionaire get to be paired with Batman but not Superman? (Superbat wasn’t as big) but when he started doing research on Bruce Wayne the more he dug up that he has been donating to charity and helping Gotham silently. And BOOM he also falls for Bruce Wayne.

Now he’s tied between the two because at one hand he’s best friends and coworkers with Batman and it seemed like he could have a chance but at the other hand Bruce Wayne has been flirting with him on every interview they do and he falls for it every time.

But that’s why he’s a Bruceman shipper. If he can’t have either or both then maybe it would be hot if both his crushes end up together. They seem cute together.

Bonus: When Clark finds out Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same he’s devastated.

Clark “I am so dead” Kent: wdym my two favorite people that I ship are actually just one person? does this mean I get a chance? No wait. They can’t be the same person they have too different personalities. DOES THIS MEAN I’VE BEEN SHIPPING SELFCEST?! IF BATMAN— BRUCE FINDS OUT HOW WILL HE EVER FORGIVE ME?!?!

Meanwhile Bruce who knew all along about everything (Clark’s identity, the shipping, the accounts): Does this mean I can marry him now that he knows?

[haveihitanerve]

Cassandra Cain is the biggest fucking Daddys Girl in the world, she is the only one, besides Dick Grayson, who understands the things Bruce says and does as caring and wanting to bond or be a better father instead of thinking hes being overbearing or annoying (even tho he is being annoying but she recognizes he loves her/all of them and just wants to protect them and doesnt think theyre unworthy by doing it) She is an unapologetic Batman fan and constantly wears his merch and rants (in sign language or otherwise) about how amazing he is and how good a person he is and how Gotham is better off with him than without and Bruce panics and is like "cass baby girl i love you but please stop posting seven page long essays about how much you love me, someone might find out i am batman" but Cass never listens because she just loves her dad so much and no one can take that from her and shes the one who smacks jason upside the head when he goes on rants about B and shes the one who holds damians hand and whispers translations in his ear when bruce is going on an angry, panic induced rant after he disapeared for three days and bruce was worried god damn it not pissed off that robin didnt go on patrol and yeah. just good daughter cassandra cain, the biggest fucking batman/bruce wayne fangirl in the world with her good dad bruce wayne.

[blackbirdsblackberries]

Yan Batfam x Vigilante Reader

Okay, this one is a bit more simpler than the cult one!

Reader is a vigilante in anywhere but America (haven't figured out the country yet) and ends up going to Gotham for a mission.

The mission is simple: take down Darlene Cinder (a nemesis of yours) and stop her evil plan.

Batfam get involved due to it being "their territory"

I believe Oracle would be the first to notice Reader through the security cameras around the city and would then inform the others.

It would be Dick and Batman who confront the reader. This is because Dick is less likely to set off a fight or flight response - he's too friendly.

Reader explains why they're in Gotham and how it's only for a short while and that they won't interfere with anything else.

Batman allows Reader to do their mission so long as they leave straight after. Batman, being Batman, does a deep dive on Reader with Tim so they already know Reader's secret identity and whatnot in case anything goes south.

Now, I don't fully know who it'll be but for now I'll just say Damian.

Damian has gotten separated from the family and is hiding from paparazzi and fans when he stumbles across Reader.

Reader, being a civilian, immediately fangirls over getting to meet him (fake enthusiasm, I strongly believe the only people that actually care about the Wayne family are Gothamites and paparazzi).

Reader is a busy person and had plans to check out a museum for the villain. Damian tags along to escape paparazzi (again, Damian probably won't be the character in this).

Damian ends up getting close to Reader when he chats with them, finding their determination as a good fit for Gotham.

Damian goes back to the manor and tells everyone. Bruce quickly explains that Reader will only stay for until they finish their mission and Damian gets pissy.

Tim ends up inviting Reader over for dinner (how they got close will be explained in the proper story and they come.

The family starts to obsess over the reader.

Character included:

Damian al Ghul-Wayne

Tim Drake

Duke Thomas (I know how to fit him into this one)

Bruce Wayne

Jason Todd

Dick Grayson

Cassandra Cain

Stephanie Brown

Talia al Ghul

Selina Kyle

[multiverseworm]

Dick, Steph, Tim and Jason having social media either because they’re social butterflies or because they like to start debates online, is something we can all agree on.

This has led to the Waynes being the celebrity influencers for so many people across the country. Rich, gorgeous and charming. Perfect recipe for the fangirls to simp on.

It also helps with their secret identity thing. But imagine Bruce telling Damian he has to create a social media profile to keep appearances for a kid his age and Damian utterly refusing because he thinks social media is a waste of time or something. But when he does, he gains the most followers of them all😭

*Muttering in the kitchen*

Steph: how did he do it? Ugh! It’s not fair! I got a fashion and wellness blog that everyone likes.

Tim: Maybe he used bots so Bruce would leave him alone about the whole thing? Let me check. *gets lost in his laptop*

Jason: who cares, is not like the little demon posts or anything.

Dick: guys, stop it. Is a great way he can start socialising like a normal kid. We need to encourage this.

*Meanwhile at the batcave*

Bruce: Damian, you haven’t posted or anything to your new profile. In order to keep appearances you need to act like a normal kid would.

Damian: Why would I want strangers on the internet inquiring about my private life, father?

Bruce: Just post anything, doesn’t have to be about you. What’s stopping you?

Damian: …

Damian: I believe I have encountered a feeling of discomfort, for the so called ‘fangirls’.

Bruce: …

Damian: They have made photo video montages of footage of me at the galas to popular culture songs.

Bruce: Yeah, we’re shutting doing your profile.

credits for the idea: @wittyjasontodd