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glazzzeee · 4 months ago

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HELP weird-ass dream

I had a dream where Jojo siwa was the singer of Limp bizkit

it was in a weird live show(?) and she was singing Turn it Up BItch but it was in 2001 apparently because there were other guests there and one of them was Corey fucking Taylor in his 2001 IOWA band attire

AND

every time Corey was acting or implying his sarcasm to the way she was singing or just to her generally, Fred would come up to him and shut him up with a kiss💀.

needless to say, my head was jumbling era's bc for example, why is Turn it Up BItch playing? but i think I know what inspired this dream;

just. YouTube vids i saw. The uncensored Ozzfest documentary(?) where 2001 era Corey was filmed and talked to, the new LB song that i have listened to-aka-Turn it Up BItch,, AND the 2003 MTV Icon featuring LB covering a Metallica song-just the whole live stage area which was at my dream yk?

idk why Jojo siwa was there.

#shitpost #seriously SHITPOST #fred durst #corey taylor #jojo siwa #dreams #i hate my brain #slipknot #limp bizkit #crying from laughter #but pls never again #i saw that kiss up close btw #i guess i was the camera?#third person of view #weirded out by myself #but also learning something new about my brain #write that down write that down

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humanjeff · 1 year ago

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what even is the message here

#this scans like a shitpost #but I am 90% sure it is intended seriously

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gildartsbf · 1 month ago

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Hi pressure community

Sebastian deisgn by ppyrams twt/x

#HELP PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LMFAOO #castletxmb art 🪽#castletxmb Art 🪽: pressure #pressure #pressure roblox #sebastian solace #shitpost #i’m scared #artists on tumblr

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buf309-art-binder · 7 months ago

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Random Post-reveal domestic shenanigan 🤡🤡

#spy x family #sxf fanart #sxf comic #loid forger #yor forger #twiyor #I did this while procrastinating on drawing the background for the next part of Doppelganger 🤡#this is a shitpost #don't take it seriously

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jackalopescruff · 9 months ago

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wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone

#little woo's #turning rb's off bc im soooooooo tired of everyones annoying ass input on what was a shitpost i made while high #it literally means nothing it was for a laugh #i need u all to like seriously consider taking classes on how to socialize with literally anyone at all

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spacebubblehomebase · 2 months ago

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(Canon Luci with Shrunken Al. Did not go so well. 😅)

Everyone: Deer instincts this. Radio noises that-

Me: Why don't we make use of the snake thing more often? I will never get over the fact that between the two of them, the predator and prey is not who people would usually expect.

Tied to this:

-Bubbly💙

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incorrectbatfam · 4 months ago

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Apparently Bruce's midlife crisis is him desperately grasping at the last threads of his youth by dressing up as his kids

He quits the next week when his head gets stuck in the Red Hood helmet

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mithrilhearts · 2 years ago

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THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)

#seriously this is getting ridiculous #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #lord of the memes #gimli #razzyedits #tolkienedit #razzy makes a shitpost #when will this nightmare end???#i had to block a handful just in the time it took me to make this #the bots are back in town

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skyenish · 4 months ago

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[Insert funny joke]

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rabbithaver · 1 year ago

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i think Silver doesn't actually know how to drive in the sonic racing games. i think he's just using his telekinesis to move the car and making the car noises with his mouth

#this is a shitpost dont take it seriously #silver the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #team sonic racing #rabbit.txt

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feelo-fick · 4 months ago

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um ok cool thanks for letting me know .... why are you telling me this

#yeah so on todays episode of guys who cant communicate their affections normally :#THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN DESCRIBE IT. I WANT TO EXPAND AND I WILL MAYBE. BUT THIS COMIC IS HOW THEY ARE IN MY HEAD #I CANT EXPLAIN IT IN ANY OTHER WAY OTHER THAN SHITPOSTS #for some reason i cant stop making shitposts that i take 100% seriously and put alot of thought into but cant say it in any other #form than a stupid shitpost #im hoping. praying that someone gets this #WHATEVER. YOULL GET IT WHEN I DO THE DAMN THING I WAS MEANT TO BE WORKING ON WHEN I WAS DOING THIS #OH ALSO I EXPERIMENTED WITH SCARS ON LAIOS because i saw someone else do it and i think its cool #chilaios #fucking sure ill put this in the other tags too #chilchuck #laios #thats it #otherwise ill get embarassed #guhhh DO YOU GET IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND MEEE

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write-like-wright · 2 months ago

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everyone in dual destinies: prosecutor blackquill is a true master of psychology and suggestion. he can use your own mind against you and bend you to his will without you even realizing it. a truly twisted and conniving man. what a formidable foe.

prosecutor blackquill: