#seriously SHITPOST

[glazzzeee]

HELP weird-ass dream

I had a dream where Jojo siwa was the singer of Limp bizkit

it was in a weird live show(?) and she was singing Turn it Up BItch but it was in 2001 apparently because there were other guests there and one of them was Corey fucking Taylor in his 2001 IOWA band attire

AND

every time Corey was acting or implying his sarcasm to the way she was singing or just to her generally, Fred would come up to him and shut him up with a kiss💀.

needless to say, my head was jumbling era's bc for example, why is Turn it Up BItch playing? but i think I know what inspired this dream;

just. YouTube vids i saw. The uncensored Ozzfest documentary(?) where 2001 era Corey was filmed and talked to, the new LB song that i have listened to-aka-Turn it Up BItch,, AND the 2003 MTV Icon featuring LB covering a Metallica song-just the whole live stage area which was at my dream yk?

idk why Jojo siwa was there.

[humanjeff]

what even is the message here

[buf309-art-binder]

Random Post-reveal domestic shenanigan 🤡🤡

[gildartsbf]

Hi pressure community

Sebastian deisgn by ppyrams twt/x

[jackalopescruff]

wikipedia is always trying to hit funding goals and all I have to say is if they made a cunty wikipedia crop top like the USPS did for themselves theyd be funded for the next 15 years on tgirl sales alone

[spacebubblehomebase]

(Canon Luci with Shrunken Al. Did not go so well. 😅)

Everyone: Deer instincts this. Radio noises that-

Me: Why don't we make use of the snake thing more often? I will never get over the fact that between the two of them, the predator and prey is not who people would usually expect.

Tied to this:

-Bubbly💙

[incorrectbatfam]

Apparently Bruce's midlife crisis is him desperately grasping at the last threads of his youth by dressing up as his kids

He quits the next week when his head gets stuck in the Red Hood helmet

[artshine-exe]

The blind man who has seen the Horrors™ (Also: me, looking at my folder full of unposted Malevolent art, wondering where to start)

[mithrilhearts]

THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)

[skyenish]

[Insert funny joke]

[rabbithaver]

i think Silver doesn't actually know how to drive in the sonic racing games. i think he's just using his telekinesis to move the car and making the car noises with his mouth

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Okay okay okay.. but listen. What if Shen Yuan had a harsher System and was forced to convincingly play Shen Qingqiu, making Luo Binghe detest his existence, but when Luo Binghe returns from the abyss to enact his revenge and has Shen Qingqiu on trial at Huan Hua, unfortunately for everyone (and fortunately for us), they drug Shen Qingqiu with truth serum and accidentally spiral Shen Yuan into fanboy rampage of epic proportions about how great Luo Binghe is.

[feelo-fick]

um ok cool thanks for letting me know .... why are you telling me this

[write-like-wright]

everyone in dual destinies: prosecutor blackquill is a true master of psychology and suggestion. he can use your own mind against you and bend you to his will without you even realizing it. a truly twisted and conniving man. what a formidable foe.

prosecutor blackquill:

[psipaka]

Forgot to post it here

[eggnogtoast]

is this anything