#galeposting

[kimberbohwrites]

You can’t sit there and tell me this wasn’t exactly how the planning meetings for BG3 went.

[yaoiconnoisseur]

BG3 gun mod, amirite?

full drawing without text

find me on bsky

[banal-nadas]

Gale

[phalaraluve]

his utter swaglessness and lack of critical thinking skills have bewitched me body and soul

[silent-words]

What Gale Feels Like for Tav

I've just thought what I like in Gale most, why I am drawn to him so much. And the answer is... warmth.

Of course Gale is warm, he is a mammal and certainly not undead (unlike some other companions). But he is warm also metaphorically.

Imagine yourself sitting by the river at night, shivering from and frustration because of the tadpole. And then you hear Gale coming to you with Dancing lights around him. His warm hand touches your shoulder, his warm eyes makes you relax, his warm tone of voice soothes your ears, his encouraging words fill your heart with warmth.

Or you sit by the fire your stomach empty, you feel yourself hollow – you exhausted your magic and/or your body. Gale gently calls out to you. You raise your head and look at him. With a smile on his face he gives you a plate with whatever dinner he has just cooked. It smells delicious. And when you start eating, the incredible warmth starts spreading through your body. Because Gale made it with care, or, maybe, even with love for you.

Or the Shadow-Curse gets into your bones, the bodies of dead refugees are etched on your eyelids. And you just weep in the corner of an abandoned barn. Then you feel warm hands around you. Gale hugs you tightly and tells you that he is with you. And his sheer presence melts an ice wall from your soul.

That's what I mean by Gale's warmth. Of course, sex with Gale is wonderful, but imagine hugging him, listening to him, eating the meals he cooked. Just looking into his eyes.

[laserlope-foundarock]

I made this from lovely screen photos by @ex-textura and thought others might need one.

[edenorisshitposting]

Someone who knows how to make gifs, I need your help.

I think it would be of great service to the community if we had this gif

But with Gale in the wide brimmed hat

[half-metal-scientist]

this was too good to leave on TikTok 

[yeetmeoutthewindowdaddy]

Gale's got a big... vocabulary

Gale.

Gale with a breeding kink.

Gale with a breeding kink and a large vocabulary.

Gale with a breeding kink and a large vocabulary, who only becomes more verbose the hornier he gets.

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I love the fanfictions that have Gale's loquacious vocabulary inversely decrease as his horniness levels increase.

However, I haven't seen a fanfiction where Gale retains his erudition despite being insanely horny.

I aim to fix this.

I threw in a breeding kink because god let me live another day and I am making it everyone's problem.

I am the sovereign of cringe, yet even I cringed when writing this. There were several times while I was writing this that I wanted to crawl in a hole and die. I love Gale so very much— why did I do this to myself?

Enjoy!

:)

AN: I have a longer WIP fic where this scene is from. I'm posting this scene on its own because the fic its from was supposed to be a humorous story, but my emo ass turned it angsty. 💀

Warnings: breeding kink, scientific/ academic jargon, light smut, hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobiacs beware (not really tbh but when tf else will I ever be able to use that word?)

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You had thought that you knew what you'd signed up for when you eagerly agreed to explore Gale's breeding kink.

You never could have imagined that this would happen, though in hindsight you should've expected it.

Gale is man who, in his own words, has a "propensity towards verbosity."

His intelligence is one of the (many) things that made you fall in love with him. Normally, you found his scholarly ramblings to be quite erotic— even when they persisted during your love-making.

But everything, no matter how good, has a limit— and you'd found that limit when Gale was vigorously thrusting into you while excitedly babbling about breeding you.

"Please my rose, let me breed you, allow me to plant my virile seed deep within your fertile womb. Grant me the privilege of siring our progeny. It would be an honor to make you a primigravida. My deepest desire is seeing you heavily enceinte, I yearn to watch as your uterus distends your abdomen— to see you grow round with child. I long for you to bear our children, as many as you'll permit me."

His words, although sweet, immediately killed your arousal.

[laserlope]

So I finished the other piece based on @ohwolfling 's writing and I'm actually very proud of it, feels like some of the best work I've done in the last five years. Possibly longer.

Makes me want to draw some comics again anyway.

Here are some close ups:

Hope you all enjoy.

[kimberbohwrites]

What I said: “Just going to go buy a normal frame for my @naariel Gale”

What I did:

✨Gale Altar✨

[yaoiconnoisseur]

BG3xFortnite collab when

[banal-nadas]

“Have you read any books on the subject?”

[phalaraluve]

normal people log off. i want to be alone with the gale dekarios understanders

[silent-words]

Gale's Clavicle...

... is just beautiful, please, appreciate it.

That's all, thank you for your attention.

[scumbagg]