#svsss shen yuan

[xi-vz]

Shen Yuan stared up at the man, disbelief clear on his face.

The man before him huffed a laugh, brown eyes becoming crescent shaped with amusement. He was a little taller than Shen Yuan, a little broader, with a sleeve tattoo covering his right arm to his wrist. His dark brown hair was softly curled, more wavy, and a little shaggy, falling to his shoulders. His face reminding Shen Yuan of Binghe. Not a lot, but just enough if he were to tilt his head and squint.

“You’re just a kid.” When the man finally spoke his voice was as smooth as velvet. “How old are you?”

“Nineteen.” Shen Yuan automatically responded as he gawked.

The man had round wire glasses, a piercing on the left side of his lower lip, both ears were pierced, and he had cheekbones that belonged on a magazine cover. He was a little older than Shen Yuan expected. Somewhere in his late-twenties compared to Shen Yuans late teens.

“Cucumber-Bro, come on, I’m not that different.” Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky offered a smile, showing off dimples underneath a days worth of scruff.

“How old are you?” Shen Yuan demanded, still blocking the doorway into the dorm.

“Thirty.”

What the fuck?

“What the fuck?” Shen Yuan asked aloud.

Seriously, this was the caffeine addicted crack-writer?!

When Shen Yuan had woken up back in his dorm room instead of in bed with his husband in the bamboo house, he immediately contacted Airplane—it was a gamble, but it paid off. The relief Shen Yuan felt when Airplane responded was like a weight lifted off his shoulders. He gave the other man his phone number and address, then waited an excruciating five days until the two could meet. (Because Shen Yuan lived in Beijing, but Airplane apparently lived in Chengdu, and last minute flights weren’t cheap.)

Shen Yuan knew that his friend would look different. Hell, Shen Yuan looked different! A little shorter, a little rounder, way younger. With pitch black eyes, short inky black hair, and an ear piercing. He was pretty rather than handsome, softer than Shen Qingqiu.

And it wasn’t that Shang Qinghua wasn’t handsome—he was! Like everyone else in PIDW. But Airplane?

“Can I come in?” Airplane asked while shoving his hands into his back pockets. He wasn’t dressed fashionably. His beat up backpack was slung carelessly over a shoulder, jeans were ripped due to wear and tear, his faded band shirt was due to too many washes, his sneakers were scuffed. And yet…

Shen Yuan dressed in the latest fashion. He tried his best to look good, he had standards for himself! He looked like a C-Pop star.

Airplane wasn’t even trying to be hot. (WHY WAS HE SO HOT?!)

It shook something inside of Shen Yuan. All of his past theories of Airplane being a troll flew out the window.

“Well?” Airplane looked like he wasn’t above shoving past his friend to get in.

Shen Yuan allowed his friend inside, still shook.

“Shang Qinghua.”

“What?”

“My name, bro.”

“Wait…you used your actual name for the character closest to Mobei!? Fucking Mary-Sue!”

“Ah, there we go, there’s the Peerless Cucumber I know. Although it’s weird to hear such vitriol from a face so cute.”

Shen Yuan felt the blood rush to his face and wished he had a fan in his hands to use as a weapon when Airplane chuckled.

“Come on, let’s try to figure out how to get back home,” Shang Qinghua said as he moseyed to the desk in the room.

Shen Yuan sighed as he closed and locked the door.

BONUS:

SY: I thought you said you were a broke university student who wrote to make sure food was on the table.

SQH: Yeah, dude. I’m working on my dissertation. Writing pays the bills.

SY: YOU’RE GETTING YOUR DOCTORATES?????

SQH: Yeah, in Topology.

SY: YOU’RE GETTING YOUR DOCTORATES IN MATHS?????

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.

He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.

And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?

[hxllo-hui]

Shen duo 🥒🍃 I love seeing them together in fics

[valverii]

hey shizun can i come over and stare at you like this?

[tommymi]

it is not gay to have a dakimakura of your favorite character, ok? its a collector edition, super rare. its not like i like proud immortal demon way or anything...

[number-ninetyfour]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[mollycoddle707]

"Dumbfuck author, dumbfuck novel!" - famous last words

Masterlist

[breathturrn]

I like when people make him like this :)

[emo-nova]

What I think what we're missing in the Shen Twin dynamic is the brutal honesty wrapped into sly little words that just make everyone in their sect keel over. It is part of the reason they don't let the two be around other sects for like meeting or conferences, the two would just be like.

SY: Oh, Huan Hua Palace Master seems keen on the looks of his Palace. (His students only look good)

SJ: Hm, pity the walls are decorated with gold leaf than the masterclass of gold. (They have little to no talent)

SY: Indeed, but we must remember, gold never rusts so it will withstand. (One of them is decent, but that's just sad)

SJ: Too much optimism, Shidi. (I doubt it)

Leaving the Palace Master to just sit there seething, as ALL OF CANG QIONG just has to sit there trying not to make eye contact.

[sinn-bee]

Wow I got 2k followers on Twt (and 600 here?!) 🎉

To celebrate everyone sticking around through my svsss brainrot, here’s a DTIYS of Bingliushen being cute for my dragon au 🥰

Rules and Refs down below ⬇️

🐉-Rules-❤️💚💙

-You can changes the poses and scene as much as you want/need

-You don’t /need/ to draw all three of them, you can do one, any combo of two, or all three if you want!

-The designs can be altered a bit as long as it reads as similar (I have refs for horns dw)

-Open to any medium (Excluding AI)

-make sure to tag me, use the tag #Sinndtiys, or both so I can see! 🥰

-the deadline will be Sept 3rd

-If you have any questions, just ask ❤️

And most importantly, have fun! I’m so honored that people like my art and this silly self-indulgent au! :,3

🐉-References-

The above art of course but you can also search the ScumDragonAU tag for all the art I’ve done so far for it!

And also I made (very Janky) 3D models of the horns as a starting spot for myself so here they are for your use as well 🫡

I always draw them slightly different anyways so Don’t Stress 😅

[officiallylawless]

just saw a tiktok video where someone was so entirely shocked that svsss was someone’s first danmei and for context it was mine as well. i had INTENDED to buy mdzs, but only knew mxtx’s name and somehow svsss came up first when i googled her name???? not tgcf??? or mdzs??? i literally don’t know how this happened but i went “well the first suggestion must be the most popular” and bought svsss and i can’t lie going on completely blind means that i FULLY trusted sy’s unreliable narrations the whole way through, until he was crying in book 3 at which point i went “oh this mf is emotionally incapable and uses humour to cope. shit.” and i also didn’t realise it was gonna be homosexual and shen yuan literally had lbh’s dick inside of him and then i was like ah. anyways the reread made me realise so many more things than the first read T-T

anyways all this to 1. say i hope i’m not alone in this and it isn’t just me and that random other tiktok commenter against the world lol and 2. my stupidity was low-key really funny T-T i was certain there was gonna be no romance too like i thought bingqiu came out of nowhere when really i just. didn’t know wtf i was reading LMFAOOOO

[xi-vz]

“I miss my old body”

A Pair of Transmigrators

With face reveal!

[happypeachsludgeflower]

I just think it’d be hilarious if Shen Yuan and Shang Qinghua were internet friends AND internet enemies. And of course, since neither wants their normal internet bestie to know about their unhinged behavior, i.e. Shang Qinghua writing a terrible porno for cash and Shen Yuan reading the thing in its entirety just to leave hate mail, they are completely unaware of the duality of their relationship. The amount of identity porn shenanigans of them both having a regular account where they have an absolutely normal friendship, and a side account for their deranged fandom content where they hate each other would be peak comedy.

[dumbfucksystem]

okay i KNOW this has been done a million times before but im stressing out over finals right now and i cant stop thinking about shen twins professors au so im going to post about it anyways.

shen twins prof au where they both teach the same subject but have VERY different teaching methods and have very different ratings on Rate My Professor. i dont know exactly what people would say about them so ill leave that up for debate.

i can imagine upperclassman warning the freshman with a dead look in their eyes and grabbing them by the shoulders like "if you want a nice teacher who is flexible with deadlines go for shen YUAN. not shen JIU. MAKE SURE YOU TRIPLE CHECK THEIR NAMES I MADE THAT MISTAKE BEFORE. shen jiu can be a hardass and a tough grader but if you want a hands-off method of teaching then you take his class!! if you want detailed instructions with less-harsher feedback then you take shen YUAN'S class. they teach the same class in the same building in the same classroom but at different times!!!! PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK! I DONT WANT YOU TO GO THROUGH WHAT I DID!!!!!"

"but i heard that shen yuan had an affair with one of his students before..? i dont think i want a professor like that-"

and then ming fan- who is now an alumni- would spring up out of nowhere to defend shen yuan's honor because it is not his fault his student fucking stalked him!!! that beast hypnotized him and takes up all of his time now!!!!! shen yuan has a bad rep for being behind on grading because of him!!!! he wasn't like this before, he can testify!!!!!!!

ming fan had both of them as professors before btw (back when sj was in a different department with yqy. there are also rumors that sj left that department because he was having an affair with yqy, and now yqy is the dean. idk if thats how that works but thats what happened here idc.)

[valverii]

ahh... sy and binghe cuddles would be nice ❤️

YESIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[kingdomaddiction]

I've been thinking in a Cumplane friendship idea.--

You see, everyone seems to believe SQQ and SQH can't stand each other. Quite the opposite, really. When it's only the two of them they don't feel the need to keep up the pretence. It's so easy to relax, to put the mask aside.

They aren't peak lords nor cultivators. They're just two dudes in their mid tweenties trying to survive in this forsaken world.

SY knows he might not be the kindest nor the most loving of friends, (he spent so many years alone in a cold, hospital room, he's not good at socializing) but he does care for Airplane. A lot. He will never say it out loud because it's embarrasing but that stupid author is his best friend.

So, that's why when the news of Qinghua's disappearance finally reach him (two weeks, it took two full weeks before someone decided to tell him--- )they absolutely destroys him.

He seems calm at fisrt. Not truly procesing the news. LBG makes a few comments about something Mobei told him (you fucking knew and didn't tell me, how dare you, husband?! )

Gone, SQH? No, that's dumb. He couldn't be gone. He's a peak lord, he has responsabilities, a bunch of little ones to teach. He even takes care of the north. And most importantly why would he leave Mobei? It makes no sense, not fucking sense.

SQH wouldn't leave like that. He... he wouldn't leave SY behind.

He can feel sob building up in his throat. That... stupid, idiot--HACK AUTHOR!

His crying fit is so strong and sudden that sends LBG and his whole demon staff into a panic.

"Shizun?!" He says looking for visible injuries-

"Don't touch me!" He screams and LBG looks at him with hurt.

"Husband? Have... have this disciple done something wrong?"

SQQ just turns and walks to his chambers ordering LBG not to follow him. His husband is left feeling distressed and cries for very different reasons.

Later that night they talk. SQQ feeling tired and sad finally calls for his husband to comfort him. He explains to him why he is angry at him and LBG apologizes.

"This one thought you hated Shang-shibo and that Shizun wouldn't care about his dissapereance." He says in a small, careful voice. "Mobei jun came to the palace days ago to beg for help in his search... "

"You turned him away... " SY says, sounding very tired.

"Yes. But this husband will make it right, Shizun. I will find your friend for you, promise."

SY sighs and hugs his husband, hiding his face in his chest.

..

Idk 'm all over the place but the idea is that the system is glitching and took SQH and is kind of keeping him hostage? Like, in between worlds. Not the mordern universe, not PIDW.

I imagine LBG having a very hard time accepting his shizun worries and loves others and not just him (??? why??? I'm more than enough you need NO ONE else shizun). He's too possesive and would like very much just to lock his shizun away, but that would break him and he never wants to see him cry like that ever again. Even if that means he has to share his attention.

MBJ is very broken in this one fiding himself lost without SQH. they had just finally stablished their relationship so he's between angry and scared. Also his trust and loyalty to LBG has taken a blown since he refused to help him find his lover. Didn't he help LBG when everyone turned his back on him as he clinged to his dead shizun's body?

While they work together (before they can even figure out where sqh is) LBG slowly realizes he might have fucked up a bit and ??? misses Mobei ??? are they friends???!!

SY tries his fucking best to keep it together. Really, he loves Binghe but that man can be so dense.

They find where SQH is being kept. The place is like a limbo. Cold, and vast where no time passes. In order to get him back LBG, MBJ and SQQ work together to reforge Xin Mo and travel there. There's a cool fighting montage, tears, hugs and everyone is happy at the end

Yeah that's all i got so far. I'll be going back to work now--