#shen twins professors au

[dumbfucksystem]

okay i KNOW this has been done a million times before but im stressing out over finals right now and i cant stop thinking about shen twins professors au so im going to post about it anyways.

shen twins prof au where they both teach the same subject but have VERY different teaching methods and have very different ratings on Rate My Professor. i dont know exactly what people would say about them so ill leave that up for debate.

i can imagine upperclassman warning the freshman with a dead look in their eyes and grabbing them by the shoulders like "if you want a nice teacher who is flexible with deadlines go for shen YUAN. not shen JIU. MAKE SURE YOU TRIPLE CHECK THEIR NAMES I MADE THAT MISTAKE BEFORE. shen jiu can be a hardass and a tough grader but if you want a hands-off method of teaching then you take his class!! if you want detailed instructions with less-harsher feedback then you take shen YUAN'S class. they teach the same class in the same building in the same classroom but at different times!!!! PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK! I DONT WANT YOU TO GO THROUGH WHAT I DID!!!!!"

"but i heard that shen yuan had an affair with one of his students before..? i dont think i want a professor like that-"

and then ming fan- who is now an alumni- would spring up out of nowhere to defend shen yuan's honor because it is not his fault his student fucking stalked him!!! that beast hypnotized him and takes up all of his time now!!!!! shen yuan has a bad rep for being behind on grading because of him!!!! he wasn't like this before, he can testify!!!!!!!

ming fan had both of them as professors before btw (back when sj was in a different department with yqy. there are also rumors that sj left that department because he was having an affair with yqy, and now yqy is the dean. idk if thats how that works but thats what happened here idc.)

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tagged by @forerussake, thank you!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs

It took me a bit because... my WIP list is too long RIP (assume it's Weilan-centric for Guardian unless otherwise specified)

Back In A Spell (Grimm TV)

Conviction (OT3 smut) (Grimm TV)

Daycare (Grimm TV)

Sweet Revenge (Guardian)

In Light Of Stolen Memories (Guardian)

Soulbond [redacted] (Guardian)

YOHE rescue Ye Zun (Guardian)

Meet Cute (Zhu Hong/Li Qian, Guardian)

In This As In All Things (Guardian) (currently being posted)

Shattered Sight (Vision MV fic)

Amnesia Weilan (Guardian)

Professor Zhao smut (Guardian)

Arranged Marriage Weilan (Guardian)

GYADL canon AU (Granting You A Dreamlike Life)

Claudia time travel (Assassin's Creed)

Warlord Kunlun (Guardian)

Death's Twin (Harry Potter)

Bio lecture 101 (Weilanzun, Guardian)

Lin Jing roof scene (Guardian)

AC2 x Weilan crossover cont'd

VP torture, Porsche talk (KinnPorsche the Series)

omega!Kunlun (Guardian)

kidfic snippets (Guardian)

First Kiss reprise (Guardian)

4+1 scentmarked (Guardian)

YOHE slave au (Guardian)

sense 8 au draft (Dragon Age 2)

Dead Dove Weilan (Guardian)

Ye Zun's pillar trap (Guardian)

Early Meeting AU (Guardian)

kink negotiations (Guardian)

Weilan case fic (Guardian)

Chief Zhao roleplay (Guardian)

Imperial Murder Mystery (ChuGuo + Weilan, Guardian)

Gu Xiang PoV time travel (Word of Honor)

Mystery sequel (Guardian)

Deja Vu (Castlevania)

Ye Zun pregfic (Weilanzun, Guardian)

Special Assignment (Leia & Darth Vader, Star Wars)

Poison Ivy Weilan (Guardian)

Heipaoshi Roleplay (Guardian)

ChuGuo first time (ChuGuo, Guardian)

Yashou Arrival Festival (Guardian)

Da Qing raised ZYL (Guardian)

Historical Era retcon (Guardian)

Ye Zun - Breeze (no ships, Guardian)

Double Date: cagefight (ChuGuo + Weilan, Guardian)

Juma future fic (Disney's Descendants)

Dark Canon Divergence (Guardian)

Mob Boss!Shen Wei (Guardian)

Himbo in Love (XuanLi Untamed)

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[rarepears]

Masterpost [July 2022 ideas 1/2]

July 2022 (1/2)

Find the second half of July's masterpost here.

lan wangji finds himself being married off to cang qiong sect auluo binghe

shen jiu's brocon brother au

imagine if itachi uchiha was reborn as lan xichen au

hashirama and madara reincarnates as wei wuxian and nie huaisang respectively au

sung jinwoo is a farmboy au

shang qinghua in bungo stray dogs au

wei wuxian reincarnates into svsss as an imperial prince and raises a dead shen jiu as a fierce corpse (and his future tutor) au

give me a tech illiterate Jinwoo who's feeling the impacts of growing up poor w/ single parent & then struggle to raise sis on his own au

shen jiu was aizawa's hero teacher and then becomes bakugou's as well au

shen yuan is married to yue qingyuan and everyone thinks that shen yuan is shen jiu's older brother when he isn't au

lan wangji finds himself being married off to cang qiong sect au

Dolores must be the wizarding world’s name equivalent of Karen.

Mama Jiu tea party in which multiple shen jiu's with kids meet up to discuss life au

sung jinah transfers to ouran high school after high orcs destroy her previous high school au

 Sung Jinwoo who is a professor AU

if sung jinah used her internet slang for evil aka she bullies jinwoo with it au

sung jinwoo x tywin lannister au

Sung jinwoo ends up with a baby Hibari (khr) au

mdzs modern verse poolboy wei wuxian and music professor lan wangji au

xanxus's cloud guardian is shen jiu (and cloud!luo binghe tags along) au

 the married life of sung jinwoo and wen ruohan au

PIDW reborn as cats and Shen Jiu is the lucky cat owner au

cumplane i didn't know that was you edition au

aizawa's chronic pain the TMJ edition au

if yue qingyuan and shen jiu were actually blood brothers but shen jiu was too young to remember their family au

in which the system places shen yuan's soul into shen jiu's body in a very very different way au

hibari reborn as a lannister au

shen yuan unknowingly is dating his son's teacher au

solo leveling meta

shen jiu moves to gotham with baby!shen yuan to start a new job at wayne enterprise and his new neighbor is jason todd au

Nie Mingjue X Meng Yao - married AU

shen jiu gets a thirsty onlyfans system so he never goes to cang qiong au

jason todd has no clue what the fuck is going on but he's oddly popular among these svsss folks when he's just trying to kill them au

if luo binghe did not join cang qiong then what would happen? au

pitch black is the guardian of tik tok au

sung jinwoo time travels and now there's two sung jinwoo's au

gojo x tony stark

Yue Qingyuan revives a dead Shen Jiu and Cang Qiong assumes that Shen Jiu must be Yue Qingyuan's childhood love au

twink!Sung Jinwoo (except he's the immortal monarch of death) X Endeavor au where hawks is SufFeRiNg

 sung jinwoo's english name is chad sung au

 hibari reincarnates as Lang Xichen's twin au

single parent of a plant baby thy name is shen jiu au

aizawa gets himself a posh european boyfriend named hannibal and it's going GREAT until it's not au

Sung Jinwoo is Jinah's maternal grandfather who reawakens as S ranked hunter au

the svsss war on drinking milk to prove ones true noble heritage au

tifa (FF7) reincarnates as jiang yanli and thus jiang yanli x nie mingjue

[haileyst]

Let’s just imagine for a second a ‘Everyone lived + Happy ending’ AU in Guardian

For starters, we get happy Shen Wei and Zhao Yunlan in a relationship (which is what we rightfully deserved alright?!), we get the peace, and all that we saw in the last few minutes of episode 40 just MORE HAPPY AND ALIVE.

But also… We get gremlin identical twin brother Ye Zun on the loose. (Who somehow saw light, idk I haven’t thought about the specifics yet). But just imagine the amount of havoc he would unconsciously unleash on general population, no blood or anything. It would be hilarious. Especially when he realises.

Like at the university:

·         So, students who have classes with Professor Shen are painfully aware of him. Aside from being a brilliant teacher, professor Shen stands out – he is attractive and those suits. I mean, who wouldn’t notice him?

·         Professor Shen is never seen without his glasses and he always wearing nice suits. That’s basically his trademark and how seniors describe him to new students. But then, out of the blue, some students report they see him in the library without glasses and very nice clothes – suits, yes, but the type of suits that you’d see in a magazine rather than university. Nice gossip but nothing too world breaking – maybe he’s trying something new, that’s nothing criminal. Students just look more forward to their lessons (They need an eye candy ok?) but nothing changes so those rumours are discarded like the wishful thinking they seem to be

·         Lets then assume that students are aware professor Shen is dating and even who he is dating. It’s basically old news at this point, those two are so ridiculously in love it’s hard to be mad at them for always being in the spotlight (though Professor Shen likes his privacy and students try to not be mean and try not to gossip much).

·         But then one day someone spots Professor Shen and Zhao Yunlan one day outside of professor’s office arguing furiously – Professor Shen is looking very nice in tailored clothes and without glasses – and it’s sad, why would such a great couple argue this much?

·         So they gossip and then the reports of furious arguments are seen more often and students starts to worry – Professor Shen looks normal in the classroom, but this must take a toll on him right? They would like to help somehow, he is their favourite teacher after all, but Professor Shen does not like to talk about his private life with his students, which is understandable but troubling for them

·         So they start to give him gifts and ‘console’ him from afar. Meanwhile Shen Wei is painfully aware something is going on but has no clue what it is. Students have always been nice to him, but this is just ridiculous. An entire chocolate cake with icing saying ‘Hope it works out’ is too much.

·         Then of course someone is ‘too concerned’ and films one of the particularly vicious arguments on their mobile phone. But ‘Professor Shen’ sees him and is quite rude to the student - well the student is traumatised for life. So their roommate, instead of uploading it somewhere like intended originally, passes the video on to one Professor Shen’s academic colleagues – maybe they are closer and could talk to him about it, especially Shen Wei’s treatment of that student?

·         Said colleague is concerned and horrified alright and decides to talk to him. Shen Wei is completely bewildered like “Was I rude? When? And although I appreciate your concern, Zhao Yunlan and I do not have any problems??” So they show him the video and suddenly Shen Wei knows what the heck has been going on in the last few weeks – the increased gossip, concerned students giving him cakes and asking if he’s alright…

Ye Zun is banned from going to the university from now on. He’s on the campus promptly right the next day.

[kakushigo]

An (in)complete list of all WeiLan AUs I have started & do not have enough time in 30 lives to compete:

Shifter AU: The god Kunlun was a 9-tailed fox spirit who took the displaced Dixingren people under his, uh, tails in the mountains of Kunlun. The gods said that no Dixingren would ever enter the wheel of reincarnation & Kunlun said that was bullshit. They attempted to kill Shen Wei, Lord of the Dixingren, as repayment for Kunlun's insult but his twin brother tricked the gods into killing him instead. Kunlun remakes Ye Zun's soul, stitching it together with the soul of a corvid from the decimated Dixing. Thus is born the first shifter of the Dixingren. Shit happens, Kunlun is eventually killed as he seals the gods off from the world. Shen Wei sleeps for 10,000 years, not knowing Kunlun is reincarnating in humans or that his brother is still alive. Dixingren interbreed with humanity and the Yashou, creating a race of shifters- humans who can take an animal form. Shen Wei wakes up in a different time and meets Zhao Yunlan, a human police chief with a "fox" shift. Shen Wei doesn't know if this is Kunlun or not until Zhao Yunlan's second tail comes in- showing he's not the fox shifter everyone thought he was.

Shifter AU, version 2: ft both Shen Wei & Yunlan reincarnating & meeting again in modern eras. Shen Wei has a Dixingren corvid shift like his brother.

Reincarnation AU: Kinda follows novel canon but Kunlun's reincarnations remember Shen Wei & quietly mourns for a love he can't clearly remember

K AU- Kunlun is the First & Silver King, an immortal human blessed by the Dresden Slate. He has completely abandoned the world after the death of his mother, father, and sister. Ye Zun is the Seventh & Grey King- the wildcard king, every one of the grey kings has had different powers. Shen Wei is the Second & Gold King- the Silver King's childhood friend and arguably the most powerful of the kings, but he is not immortal like Kunlun. He also has not completely retired from the world and strives to maintain order so that some day, Kunlun may descend again & live among everyone else. Da Qing as Neko, loyal only to his master and a Strain Yashou who can craft fine illusions. Ye Zun "kills" Kunlun, then frames him for the murder of the Third & Red King's (aka Chu Shuzhi) beloved twin brother. The Fourth & Blue King aka Guo Chengcheng works to maintain order and keep his beloved Red King from overexerting himself & dying despite his grief. Zhao Yunlan, college student & owner of Da Qing, is thought to be the new Grey King but he's got secrets as old as the Kings themselves and only Shen Wei can unravel them all.

They're both professional orchestra players, Zhao Yunlan plays violin & Shen Wei plays the Dizi.

Post-canon AU where Zhao Yunlan founds the Dixingren school that eventually becomes several schools & a university. Shen Wei is reborn after 10,000 years and somehow completely misses meeting Yunlan, the immortal Haixingren professor, until he's become a police officer & is investigating a case at the university.

Post-canon AU where Zhao Yunlan becomes King of Dixingren and nearly dies before Shen Wei pieces his soul back together & comes back to life

So many time travel AUs I can't even keep them seperate

Nirvana in Fire AU where Zhao Yunlan is the disfavored seventh Prince mourning the death of his childhood best friend, Shen Wei. The whole Shen Family & their army (the Dixingren Army) was implicated in a plot to kill emperor Zhao Xinci and put to death, though Zhao Yunlan thinks they're innocent (half the reason he's out of the emperor's favor). Enter Hei Pao Shi, a mysterious strategist who has chosen to ally himself to Seventh Prince Zhao Yunlan, to Yunlan's confusion and mild distaste. This does not stop Yunlan from flirting with the masked man.

In which Shen Wei is a gentlemen thief named Hei Pao Shi and he flirts with Officer Zhao Yunlan who is in charge of the task force intent on capturing him. It's all fun and games until Officer Zhao shows up at Professor Shen's door, asking him about the artifacts HPS has stolen and Professor Shen falls a bit in love.

Professor Shen Wei lives across the hall with his cat Da Ji. Zhao Yunlan and his cat Da Qing aren't in love. Really.

Shen Wei is a professorial chef and Zhao Yunlan is his disaster boyfriend who can't tell the difference between instant ramen & handmade ramen. This is somehow still a match made in heaven.

I have a note that says "Dragon WeiLan ft pearl of sadness" and I really want to know wtf I meant by that

Shen Wei comes back to life post-drama and is made aware Yunlan is eternally on fire in the lamp (discontinued due to sadness & Shen Wei murdering the Regent)

Ye Old Haixing AU where Shen Wei, as first Prince of the Ghost Tribe, and Zhao Yunlan, first Prince of the Mountain Tribe, are engaged to be married. Only issue is that Shen Wei is in love with the pugilist Kunlun & Zhao Yunlan is in love with the pugilist Hei Pao Shi.

Mama Zhao has insisted that Zhao Yunlan find someone to date or she'll set him up. He lies & says he has a date, but now Moma Zhao wants to meet them. Da Qing turns down fake dating Zhao Yunlan, so in a fit of desperation, Zhao Yunlan calls a random number and ends up convincing Professor Shen Wei to be his fake date. They don't meet until the dinner with Mama Zhao. Zhao Yunlan regrets his request to have the professor fake a messy breakup with him to get her off his case, but then professor Shen Wei never does the melt down over Yunlan's horrific lack of manners. Instead Yunlan gets taken home & fucked. Fake dating turns real and Yunlan worries when Shen Wei will come to his senses even as they adopt a cat & move in together. Da Qing officiates their wedding & Mama Zhao gets drunk & confesses she knew they were fake dating but now she's keeping Shen Wei

[ao3feed-weilan]

by Kakushigo

Bai Yutong and Zhao Yunlan are the youngest division chiefs in the history of the Hong Kong Police. They have shut down organized crime from Kowloon to the New Territories- there's only a few hold outs. Zhuyin has been a thorn in their side since they took over the SCD, but a new case might indirectly lead them to the greatest breakthrough in identifying Zhuyin leadership.

Zhan Yao took over Zhuyin after his father, Zhao Jue, wanted to retire to focus on painting. Beside him are his younger twin brothers, Shen Wei and Ye Zun, acting as the masked Black and White Robed Envoys. Together, they'll evade the police, take care of each other, and kill anyone who gets in their way.

Words: 4326, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Between Gods, Kings, and Ghosts (And the Men Who Love Them)

Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), S.C.I.谜案集 | S.C.I. Mystery (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Zhan Yao, Bai Yutong, Shěn Wēi, Zhào Yúnlán, Yè Zūn, Zhú Jiǔ, Lǐ Qiàn, Dà Qìng, Zhan Qitian, Zhào Jué, Lín Jìng, Jiang Ling, Gongsun Zhe, Chǔ Shùzhī, Guō Chángchéng, Wāng Zhēng

Relationships: Zhan Yao/Bai Yutong, Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán, Zhan Qitian/Zhao Jue, Yè Zūn/Zhú Jiǔ, Ye Zun & Shen Wei & Zhan Yao, Bai Yutong & Zhao Yunlan

Additional Tags: Mafia AU, A family that murders together stays together, Dark!Zhan Yao, Dark!Shen Wei, (but they're both also still lovable professors), Ye Zun is still Ye Zun (and we love him), Bai Yutong and Zhao Yunlan are co-chiefs of their own section of the police, they're about to fall in love with some mafia members, Nothing could go wrong, Yunlan is A Chaotic Bi

[ao3feed-scumvillain]

The Best There Ever Was

by brotherpoor

Distinguished Pokémon Professor Shen Yuan gets himself into a sticky situation...

... That is, the fluffy-haired Gym Trainer at his brother's Qing Jing Gym, who goes by the name of Luo Binghe.

Words: 2480, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Luò Bīnghé, Original Shěn Qīngqiū, Liǔ Qīnggē, Yuè Qīngyuán, Mòběi-jūn, Shàng Qīnghuá, Níng Yīngyīng, Míng Fān, Yáng Yìxuān, Liǔ Míngyān, Mù Qīngfāng, Shā Huálíng, Zhúzhī-láng

Relationships: Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Yuè Qīngyuán, Mòběi-jūn/Shàng Qīnghuá

Additional Tags: Pokemon AU, Alternate Universe - Pokemon Fusion, Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are twins, takes place in a region called Xi Tong, yes Xi Tong as in System, Fluff, Maybe some angst, Slow Burn, Rating May Change, no beta we die like Airplane-bro

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/20846672

[kakushigo]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), S.C.I.谜案集 | S.C.I. Mystery (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Zhan Yao/Bai Yutong, Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán, Zhan Qitian/Zhao Jue, Yè Zūn/Zhú Jiǔ, Ye Zun & Shen Wei & Zhan Yao, Bai Yutong & Zhao Yunlan Characters: Zhan Yao, Bai Yutong, Shěn Wēi, Zhào Yúnlán, Yè Zūn, Zhú Jiǔ, Lǐ Qiàn, Dà Qìng, Zhan Qitian, Zhào Jué, Lín Jìng, Jiang Ling, Gongsun Zhe, Chǔ Shùzhī, Guō Chángchéng, Wāng Zhēng Additional Tags: Mafia AU, A family that murders together stays together, Dark!Zhan Yao, Dark!Shen Wei, (but they're both also still lovable professors), Ye Zun is still Ye Zun (and we love him), Bai Yutong and Zhao Yunlan are co-chiefs of their own section of the police, they're about to fall in love with some mafia members, Nothing could go wrong, Yunlan is A Chaotic Bi Summary: Bai Yutong and Zhao Yunlan are the youngest division chiefs in the history of the Hong Kong Police. They have shut down organized crime from Kowloon to the New Territories- there's only a few hold outs. Zhuyin has been a thorn in their side since they took over the SCD, but a new case might indirectly lead them to the greatest breakthrough in identifying Zhuyin leadership.

Zhan Yao took over Zhuyin after his father, Zhao Jue, wanted to retire to focus on painting. Beside him are his younger twin brothers, Shen Wei and Ye Zun, acting as the masked Black and White Robed Envoys. Together, they'll evade the police, take care of each other, and kill anyone who gets in their way.

[ao3feed-weilan]

by spinningthreads

Prompt fill for the Guardian Guardian Plot Bunny Farm. AKA: An AU where Ye Zun is the Black-Clad Envoy and Shen Wei is just his twin brother/university professor who helps out because twins and helpful and also still badass warrior from the past, thank you. So Shen Wei still goes on the trip to the Hanga ruins with his students and still fights spirit beasts in Zhao Yunlan's jacket, but is not at all the Black-Clad Envoy.

Words: 1669, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Shěn Wēi, Zhào Yúnlán, Yè Zūn

Relationships: Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán, Shěn Wēi & Yè Zūn

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Mistaken Identity, Protective Siblings

[ao3feed-weilan]

by spinningthreads

Prompt fill for the Guardian Plot Bunny Farm. AKA: An AU where Ye Zun is the Black-Clad Envoy and Shen Wei is just his twin brother/university professor who helps out because twins and helpful and also still badass warrior from the past, thank you. So Shen Wei still goes on the trip to the Hanga ruins with his students and still fights spirit beasts in Zhao Yunlan's jacket, but is not at all the Black-Clad Envoy.

Words: 1669, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Shěn Wēi, Zhào Yúnlán, Yè Zūn

Relationships: Shěn Wēi/Zhào Yúnlán, Shěn Wēi & Yè Zūn

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Mistaken Identity, Protective Siblings