#rwby data farms

[razorblade180]

Sunny Side

Whitley:Ruby. Wake up. *shakes her*

Ruby:Mmm, where’s the fire? It’s like five in the morning.

Whitley:It’s strawberry season in Patch.

Ruby:I am aware….

Whitley:Let’s gets some fresh fruit in breakfast. You can sleep on the airship.

Ruby:Okay- wha?

[The airship]

Ruby, half awake:….*looks to the right*

Winter: *listening to music*

Sparrow:I bet I can fly this.

Penny:Sir, please sit down. I already have a co-pilot.

Oscar:That is- he is a literal retired soldier.

Jaune and Weiss:*reading*

Nick and Summer:Zzzz

Ruby:Uncle Qrow?

Qrow:*playing cards* Yeah?

Ruby:We married rich.

Qrow:Is that sinking in now?

Ruby:Little bit.

Nora:And we’re reaping the benefits.

Ren:Whitley just didn’t want to feel your anger about a breakfast trip.

Valerie:*writing* I’m not complaining. My book report wasn’t finished.

Ruby:…Baaaaabe?

Whitley:What’s up sleepyhead.

Ruby:Can we make a detour?

xxxxxxx

Bzzz bzzz b-

Yang:*grabs scroll* Uuuuggh. Where’s the fire?

Ruby:Look outside bitch.

Yang rolls out of bed and practically crawls to her window where Blake is staring to see a fancy airship hovering near her house.

Ruby:Grab your pants, wife, and child. We’re gonna make mom’s pancakes.

Yang:….Sure.

xxxxxx

Whitley:Welcome to the breakfast express.

Yang:You need less money.

Blake:I bought some honey, syrup, and spices my mom made.

Whitley:This is why you’re my favorite member.

Ruby and Weiss:Wow that’s craaazy.

Veronica casually walks on board in her pjs and heads straight towards the twins without a second thought. She picks up a sleepy Summer that leans on her brother and moves her one seat down, then sits down. She tugs Summer so she falls back in place, offering her own right arm as a substitute while resting her head on Nick before promptly going back to sleep.

Yang:…At least she was nice about it.

xxxxxx

Knock Knock Knock

Tai:*opens door* ….Strawberry picking?

Yang and Ruby:Hehe, yeah.

Tai:I’ll go grab your old baskets.

xxxxxxx

Nick was used to the rich life, but even had to admit it was pretty surreal to be at home in the cold one moment, then woken up a few hours later to put on a sunhat and pick some berries. Everyone this morning was just…cool with it. This was life right now. Singing early birds and strawberry baskets.

Nick:Wasn’t there school today?

Summer:Don’t be lame and keep picking. Gods it smells nice out here. I’m a little jealous we don’t come here more often.

Valerie:The sun has barely risen and yet it’s so warm.

Veronica:Country air smells different from the sea or city life. I visit Gramps occasionally and even I’m not used to it. It’s pretty jarring.

Summer:Kinda like waking up in a different plane seat.

Veronica:If that’s what you want to compare it too.

Summer:Don’t sweep that under the rug!!!

xxxxx

Ruby:Pancakes 🎶

Yang:Whoop whoop🎶

Weiss:Pancakes 🎶

Winter.Whoop Whoop🎶

Nora:Pancakes pancakes pancakes pancakes🎶

Ren:Buttermilk, Strawberry, shortcake, or tall!🎶

Jaune:You already know I’m eating them all!🎶

Qrow :Crack a few eggs and hash a few browns!🎶

Tai:Put em on my plate and I’m gonna chow down!🎶

Penny:Grab a plate and some friends to tag along…🎶

Everyone:Took making cooking fun with the breakfast song!🎶

All the kids slowly set the table as they watched the grown ups cut up fruit, flip pancakes, pour drinks, and butter pans.

Veronica:You’re not gonna sing?

Blake:There are enough people in that kitchen.

Oscar:Yeah satisfied fixing chairs.

Whitley:*sitting* Zzzz

Sparrow:This guy planned everything and now decides to sleep!? *pokes face*

Ruby:Leave him alone!

Sparrow:Did she even turn around?

Oscar:Did she really need to with you?

xxxxxx

It took about half an hour before the smell of breakfast was rich enough to wake Whitley just in time. Now it was his who was wide awake as she happily carried trays in hand alongside Yang, Weiss, and Penny; they happily danced side to side in messy aprons as they put food on the table for everyone. Nora would’ve joined if she could be trusted, and Winter was happily on Nora restraint duty.

Stacks of strawberry pancakes in the shape of roses and buttermilk pancakes in the form of the sun were presented with hash browns, eggs, sausage, biscuits, ham, the whole spread and additional goodies for everyone to eat. They took their seat and looked at Whitley as if he wanted to make some grand speech.

Whitley:*smiles* You waiting for an invitation? *raises glass* To a good day.

Everyone:To a good day!

Not a moment was wasted passing around plates. Whitley went to grab a fork when his empty plate was suddenly replaced with a full breakfast by Ruby. The lady quickly cut a piece of the pancake drizzled in cinnamon syrup and raised to his face to make him blush.

Ruby:Thank you for the trip. Now say aaah~

Whitley:I-In front of everyone?

Ruby:Don’t be shy now. It’s just for the first bite. It’s tradition here. Then you give me a bite.

Qrow:If your sister can do it, you can too.

Winter:*chews shamefully*

They look at Weiss to see her eat off of Jaune’s fork without hesitation. She even opens her mouth again to receive another bite before giggling. Meanwhile the likes of Penny, Nora, and Blake, treated this like an everyday occurrence. With a display like that, Whitley had no choice but to summon the courage to say “aah” and get fed a bite.

Ruby:How is it!?

Whitley:…I can go for another.

[rwac96]

Send in 💕 and my muse will admit who they have a crush on

Penny Polendina

Penny: Subject of affection? Well, ahem. PROCESSING...PROCESSING...

Oscar: Penny? What are you doing?

Penny: *blushes* Answering a question.

Oscar: Oh. *tilts his head* What's the question?

Penny: About my crush on you.

Oscar: *entire face turns red*

[laserdog10]

Well, I have a few and they're mostly RWBY, but bare with me;

Data Farms, Oscar x Penny

Forest Dragon, Oscar x Yang

Frozen Dragon, Whitley x Yang

Crimson Harvest, Oscar x Pyrrha

I thank blame @darksaiyangoku for getting me into Forest Dragon and Crimson Harvest, they're so cute as crack ships!

Guys what are y’all’s favorite rare pairs. And I mean RARE pairs

[dragonking10]

Sun was sitting down at a table holding a pack of ice on his groin

Sun: Ow! I think I broke something in my pelvis.

???: Atleast yours isn't fried

Sun looks over and sees Oscar with burnt marks all over and hair still stcking up with several icepacks over what he sees is scorch marks all over his groin.

Sun winced: Oof what happened to you?

Oscar: Well let's just say sex with an android in the shower was NOT a good idea.

???: If you think that's bad

They turned to see Jaune rolling to them in a wheelchair they can see him wearing a cast all over his lower body from the waist down.

Sun: Oh God! The hell happened to you?

Jaune: Ow! Well my newly wedded wife decided to use her semblance on me.

Oscar and Sun winced

Oscar: Oof

Sun: Damn!

Jaune: Yeah it also didn't help that when I was trying to use my aura to heal my pelvis, I accidentally aura amped her semblance.

Oscar: As long as I've known her I never thought she'd be a bit perverted.

Jaune deadpanned: A bit? A BIT!?!? You have NO IDEA how perverted she really is, it's like she's all innocent and naive around everyone but whenever she and I are alone together it's like her personality turn a 180 from an innocent naive little angel to extremely perverted badmouthed little demon.

Sun: I'm afraid to ask, but how perverted are we talking?

Jaune: Let's just say that Ruby knew every single perverted methods that could even put professional porn stars to shame.

They winced even more

Sun: Shit. How long were you two at it?

Jaune suddenly looked tired

Jaune: Five . . . Fucking . . . Days . . . STRAIGHT!!!!

Oscar: Ouch.

Sun: Holy hell! How are you alive?

Jaune: Pure fucking luck. Anyway what the hell happened to you two?

Sun winced: It was Blake's heating cycle.

Jaune: Oof

Oscar: Yikes!

Sun: Yeah even my clones was not enough to satisfy her.

Oscar: I got burnt

Jaune: You'd think Atlas would've made her waterproof

Oscar: Oh she is, it's just that Penny forgot to turn off a little security system her father installed to keep perverts away.

Jaune: Ouch.

They heard some kind machine coming close so they turned to see Ren in a full body cast except the head riding on what seems to be a mechanical wheelchair rolling to them and stopped next to Jaune.

Sun, Oscar and Jaune: . . .

Ren: . . .

Jaune: Nora?

Ren nodded: Nora.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Data Farms The Clockmaker's Daughter AU.

Tell me that Idea doesn't go hard.

[thebunnyremix]

Penny: I want a hug.

Oscar: Me too.

Penny: Obviously we need to join forces.

[itsupermanti]

Penny(running in): WAIT FOR ME!!!

Jaune: Don’t worry Penny, you’re fine.

Blake: You may present your smol.

Penny(lifting up Oscar): I present my precious smol farm boy!

Oscar(turning to Ruby, Weiss, Yang and Ren): Are they always like this?

Ren: You get used to it…

Smol Girlfriends

Jaune: Having a smol girlfriend is the best, isn't it?

Blake: I would have to agree. It is quite adorable when Weiss kind of curls up on my chest when she sleeps.

Pyrrha: I agree as well.

Blake: Really?

Jaune: I mean, you can call Yang many things. Smol isn't one of them.

Blake: She's taller then me.

Pyrrha: But shorter than me and therefore smol.

[dragynkeep]

*agressively kicks down door*

WHITLEY SCHNEE, OSCAR PINE, AND PENNY POLENDINA SHOULD BE A THROUPLE AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING THEY SHOULDN'T. They each have two hands, they can all hold each other's handw. I call the ship Robots, Snowplows and Tractors.

Ok, that is all. Sorry about your door. Thank you for hearing me rant

*runs away without paying for the door.*

So true, tho

I feel like I've seen the ship name for the three but I can't remember it

[hyperfixation-hideout]

Note: the poly options can be any combo; not all polycules involve everyone with everyone else (if you pick one I'm curious which combos you do/don't like 👀)

Gonna make one for platonic Oscar ships too because no one can stop me

[harmonylight]

A bunch of ponies based off @pilot-boi ship palettes

This is part 1 btw

[madmanwonder]

(Ask) Top four pairings involving Oscar Pines.

Data Farming

Pine Witch — Oscar and Glynda Goodwitch

Flirtatious Farmer — the ship between Oscar and Neon Katt

Pine Dragon — the ship between Oscar and Yang Xiao Long

[razorblade180]

Penny:Oscar!

Oscar:

Penny:*puts ribbon on him* Oh my goodness! It’s just what I wanted!

Oscar:!?

Penny:*throws him over shoulder* What a wonderful holiday!

Oscar:*snorts* Hahaha.

Jaune:She must’ve learned flirting from Nora. That was aggressive.

Ren:Nora would’ve put the ribbon on my lap.

Jaune:That’s terrifying. She probably wants to maintain Penny’s innocence.

Weiss:*pushes door open*

Jaune:…Do you think she cared about Weiss’s innocence?

Weiss:*pulls out multiple bows*

Ren:No….

[rosesonapond]

Here are some the ships I ship or am ok with, and am planning to build an next gen AUs and maybe AUs in general:

Main Next Gen AU: Rose Lotus, Iceberg, Elderburn, Thunderfeet, Tauradonna, Ironwitch, Neon x Sage, Rich Data Farmers, and I’m still deciding on other ships (maybe Arkos if Pyrrha got revived or a seperate AU where she didn’t die but is not the same).

Minor or Secondary next gen AUs: Poly AU where everything is I ship is canon, like canon compliant, divergent, any specific au type really, plus a next gen.

[thebunnyremix]

Hey, am I being weird, or does Pinocchio from Lies of P look kind of like if Oscar and Penny from RWBY had a baby? Or at least fused together?

Am I the only one who’s seeing it? Maybe it’s just the freckles...

(I mean, bonus points in that Penny herself is also a robot and a Pinocchio allusion. Like mother, like son, amirite?)

[itsupermanti]

Oscar(staring at all of this, confused): ???

Oscar(facepalming): This is ridiculo-

Penny:*jumps like Nora*

Oscar(suddenly in Penny’s arms): -us…What the hell?!

Call Of The Rose

Pyrrha: Hey Ruby, have you seen Jaune? It's almost time for our training session and he won't answer his scroll.

Ruby: Don't worry Pyrrha, I have a trick to find him.

Pyrrha: What trick?

Ruby: *Slaps her thigh*

Jaune: *Falls through the ceiling*

Pyrrha: !!!

Jaune: I was called?